Dantalin's Book of Gossip

"... Are you done changing?"

Daoist Li Ming stared at Dan Talin who was the first to walk out of the fitting room in shock, and almost poked a hole in the transformation talisman he was twisting in his hand: "But, it's so casual... This doesn't look like an attire for a party at all, right? "

Dan Talin, already feminine, shrugged his shoulders, put on simple and beautiful gloves, and tightened his low ponytail: "Well, my suit is relatively simple to wear, and this is not a serious party, no need So standard."

It's really simple, but Talin now only has a white lace shirt and neat camel overalls, paired with Martin boots, the whole person exudes a neutral and handsome look.

"..."

Andromari, who was leaning against the wall with his arms crossed and watching, was very puzzled—but it looked no different from the usual male body shape. What's the significance of the female body?

Luckily, this demon didn't have to participate in the dress-up game because he couldn't change his sex, so he had a lot of fun eating melons.

Dan Talin who passively read his mind: "..."

This sentence can be regarded as the first of the top ten golden sentences for straight men, and it is extremely lethal.

Even Dan Talin couldn't help but start to have blue veins: "The soul is light! There is no life for a straight man, and the disease of blindly growing a straight man. Darling, can you be a little bit aesthetic!?"

Andromari blinked innocently—who said I didn't have the life of a straight man, wouldn't I be straight now?In other words, don't I look at you whether I am straight or not?

"!!!...This is not the point at all, okay!!!"

The Daoist onlookers who didn't know why looked confused and melancholy-can you do whatever you want if you can read minds?It's fine if there's no one else around, why give out dog food?Hey, what are you staring at me for, Mr. Dante, I saw you blushing...

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After a silent meal, Lin coughed lightly, and finally controlled his emotions and joked: "...haha, actually, it's been a long time since they changed, I might be The face value is too low, so I was excluded first~”

Andromari and Li Ming: "..."

However, before they could express their opinions, a burst of crisp high-heeled shoes sounded from far to near.

Ms. Dorothy, who sponsored the clothing, opened the door and walked out with an innocent face: "Oh~ how come, dear, the charm of clothes does not lie in the complicated and fancy styles, but in the ability to set off the temperament of the owner~"

——…! ! !

"Ahaha..." Dan Talin, who was caught, broke into sweat instantly: "I, I was just joking, why are you here?"

Dorothy raised her eyebrows and handed over an exquisite hollow mask: "Because you forgot to take this~"

mask?But he, Lin, was really surprised this time. He obviously only added a small decoration, but instantly changed the style of the whole suit from sunny to mysterious. He thought of his own body hidden under the mask... Hiss, These artistic eyes are indeed vicious enough.

However, it's a pity that within three seconds, he was blinded again by the "eye of art".

"Hey, sir, can I not wear this~"

Agares's female body continues the gorgeous and glamorous style of the male body, with a slightly immature face, but the tails of the eyes are slightly raised, with a touch of strange streamer. Those who are dissatisfied are coquettish with those around them.

——It's a pity that this look should be matched with a magnificent princess dress, but now she is wearing a black gauze long coat with a plush collar, a short dark red dress with off-the-shoulder, and high leather boots. Be a little girl from the underworld!

But Talin: "..."

What's even more outrageous is that his gorgeous long blonde hair is tied into a double ponytail, and he also wears a furry black cat ear headband!

——Damn it! ! ! !What the hell! ! ! !

And the person walking beside him—Vasago, who has transformed from a skinny handsome man into a mature woman—smiled and touched his head, not feeling that there was anything wrong with the painting style: "Hey, wear it like this. would be cuter."

Vasago combed his hair in a high bun, matched it with a wide-brimmed top hat with a veil, a conservative black long skirt and black velvet gloves. , will be taken as a suspicious person and arrested!

But Lin Lin was instantly frustrated and bent forward: "...I misunderstood, my painting style is really not the strangest..."

Dorothy, who was about to turn around and go back to the dressing room, pulled him up smoothly: "Get up, get up, don't get my clothes dirty..."

"Pfft." Agares gloated.

Vasago patted him on the head helplessly, and said, "Okay, since we have four rare opportunities in Demon Realm, let's think about this incident by the way."

Li Ming who was watching: "...Meow meow?! Don't you wait for other companions?"

Vasago was a little puzzled: "What?"

But he, Lin Fu'er—tsk, forgot about this misunderstanding, it almost turned into a tragedy... Let's explain it quickly before those guys come out.

……

Ignoring Li Daochang, who had broken and reorganized his three views after learning the truth, the four demon gods raced against time to discuss:

Vasago first introduced the background history: "His Majesty Baal was not a demon born in the abyss. He grew up in the wasteland and was tired of the dead silence there, so he led his tribe to choose the constant conquest of the abyss, entered the eastern region, and gradually became the lord of the east. He decided to go on an expedition to subdue the entire Demon Realm, realize the unification of the Demon Realm, and start to crusade against all lord-level demons. This is the origin of our current Demon God system in the abyss."

Agares raised his doubts: "We speculate that the guy who caused the trouble was active before the Battle of the Fallen Heaven, but when the Battle of the Fallen Heaven happened, His Majesty was just about to enter the abyss. At that time, most of the demon gods were still unknown. , how do you know what's inside?"

He muttered again in a low voice: "And there was no me at that time..."

Andromari agreed: "Knowing what happened before the Battle of the Fallen Heaven, he is so old and can still have this level of trouble. If he is a devil, he always feels that he should be famous. At that time, it is logical to be a hegemon... But At that time, many opponents were subdued and eliminated, and those who fled and disappeared were mostly small characters, and there were no veteran powerhouses among them... Therefore, it is not completely reasonable to rashly judge him as a demon."

Li Ming: "..."

——Are you serious? !In the short time when I reorganized the Three Views, have you all reached an agreement to push the pot? !

Li Daochang couldn't help the corners of his mouth twitching: "Uh, it's not necessarily... Could there be fish that slipped through the net that you thought were wiped out, but actually didn't?"

But he Lin Shen touched his chin: "You mean, try to make a comeback? Hidden so many demon gods who are aware of the ability to predict and trace, and have no news for thousands of years?"

Li Ming: "Uh..."

But Ta Lin shook his head: "Although it's possible, I always feel weird. It doesn't seem to fit our devil's style of painting..."

"Oh? Does the devil have any style of painting? Just do it if you don't accept it?"

Words came first before the people arrived, and the fallen angels finally arrived late.

Asmodeus, who had just opened his mouth, walked out of the door first, showing a slightly frivolous smile to them——long hair was loose, forehead ornaments were complicated, and his plump figure was wrapped in a sexy purple umbilical dress. The hollow design, while the lower skirt has a short front and a long rear hem, with high side slits, showing a sexy imperial style.

"..." But Lin couldn't bear to look directly and turned his face away: "Don't you feel cold?"

Li Ming couldn't help covering his face—a student who would dress like this is already on the verge of being expelled...

"..."

The good student behind him walked around silently on behalf of Michael, intending to stay away from him.

Michael seems to have taken the completely opposite "Flower of the High Mountain" route. His long fiery red hair is neatly braided and hangs over one shoulder. With white lace trim, it looks very elegant and intellectual.

"I didn't expect this guy's aesthetics to be barely noticeable, so I reluctantly put it on."

Immediately afterwards, (probably because Michael was watching) His Majesty Lucifer, who was unexpectedly very cooperative today, was dressed very brightly, with long golden curly hair tied into a high ponytail, and wearing a small golden crown Headdress, dark gold sequined close-fitting evening dress with royal blue shawl, crystal high-heeled shoes, full of queen style.

But he was dumbfounded—wait, wait!This unscientific!Why are these two clothes so normal! ?

"…No, no no no, thank you, but I really don't need this!"

Suddenly, before the onlookers could undo the petrification, Raphael quickly ran out with a face of refusal.

"Eh? Don't you really want to try it? It's super cute~"

The great designer, Ms. Dorothy, holding a pair of back ornaments in the shape of angel's little white wings, persistently caught up with them to sell them.

As a result, the newly recovered dog eyes of the onlookers were blinded again.

Raphael, the ten thousand year old lady, was dressed as a loli princess because of her height flaws:

She has a delicate top hat pinned to her honey-colored shoulder-length short curly hair, colorful platform shoes that heighten her height, and a tutu skirt with colorful ribbons dotted with various bows...

The onlookers looked at the clothes, looked at the round short wings that were rejected, and thought about his prototype gorgeous six-winged shape, they couldn't help covering their mouths and holding back their laughter, and some of them even laughed out loud. Voice.

"..." Raphael smiled "kindly": "I will use more holy light healing."

——Because the mythical area "Black Triangle" is a rare sub-faction system, the blood boosting system is actually incompatible: the angelic healing technique of the light camp cannot heal the demons or fallen angels of the dark camp, but will cause damage ; and vice versa.

Li Mingdao, the neutral faction who silently hugged his universal yellow-level healing elixir, complained in his heart-it was okay during the hostile period, but don't you find it troublesome when you cooperate now?What should I do if I accidentally injure a friendly army?Is it a rich burial?

Seeing that the hostile forces who had just been threatened didn't take it seriously, they laughed even more happily. It seemed that they were about to intensify the conflict and start fighting internally, but he had a headache and tried to change the subject: "Uh... Actually, as a creature without wings, Sometimes when I see a creature with wings, I always feel that it looks very powerful..."

——Ordinary people may be misled by the most common demon race "little demon", thinking that demons are all little red-horned bat-winged arrow tails, but in fact, this is not the case.In fact, there are not many types of high-level demons with wings. For example, of the four present here, only Agares has magic wings, magic horns and tails. Therefore, Your Excellency the Ruling is really worthy of being the benchmark of demons... …

Comrade Li Ming, an ordinary Taoist priest who also felt that the atmosphere was not good, immediately cooperated: "It is said that according to kinetic biology, in order to support the flapping of the wings, the bones connecting the wings need to be very strong, and the chest muscles need to be very developed, at least More than ten times that of human beings... For example, two-meter-thick chest muscles..."

"Pfft, hahaha!" But Talin was immediately amused: "Darling, do you think they should all have wings? Are you disappointed now?"

Li Ming: "..."

——I understand the truth, but why did you suddenly drive? !

Not only does it have no wings, but it is indeed a sex attribute now. It seems that it has nothing to do with her, but because of its very straightforward personality, Vasago couldn't help explaining: "...Uh, the strength of our body is completely incomparable with that of human beings. , Of course, the wings will not be twisted and deformed."

Queen Lucifer with a perfect figure and even breasts simply doesn't bother to talk to them—a hopeless idiot.

Mr. Agares, the little witch who shakes S, said the same as above—hmph, you are an ant with vulgar aesthetics and low IQ.

Although he doesn't care about pornography, he is also called the demon king anyway, so the female body is still choppy Asmodeus smiled: "I think, Miss Dante, as the Wannian Airport family, seems to have no right to criticize us at all, right?"

The two archangels who were supposed to uphold justice were ridiculed for no reason, and they didn't want to speak for him at all at this time.

But he, Lin, immediately shut his mouth in silence, thinking in sweat—ahh, he said the wrong thing, and it seems to have caused a new conflict...

Comrade Li Ming also felt infinitely emotional at this time - oh, no matter what race, girls will always ignite a war without gunpowder because of their body competition...

Onlookers, true and pure men, Andromalis silently blushed—female creatures are really troublesome...

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Andumari stopped at the gate: "I'll send you here."

He looked around and frowned slightly: "I can feel an aura of evil intentions... Sure enough, the mastermind behind the scenes has long planned to do something at the party. I will be on guard outside at all times, please be careful."

——One of Andromari's abilities is to detect all evil and bad events, so he dutifully warned at this time, although it was expected by everyone, it was another reminder.

Since even Andromalis has contributed his abilities, there is no reason for professional prophets not to take action, so Vasago also tried his best to tilt his head to feel it: "Well... the fate line of human beings here is very chaotic, and it has been turbulent and wandering, so Our previous guess is probably correct, the power of this interference has reached the level of gods. If it is a demon, I always feel that in order to gain power, he may be harmful to the souls of these humans inside..."

Asmodeus narrowed his eyes and smiled, and whistled frivolously: "So, be careful with the Ten Thousand Years Ship~"

Daoist Li Ming, who turned into a small paper man and stuck it on Dan Talin's body, was the most nervous at this time——uh, ah, ah, I always feel that these unfathomable guys are not reliable, and he seems to have shouldered the burden all of a sudden. The heavy responsibility of protecting all ordinary people, should we call for foreign aid...

The passive mind-reading Dan Talin wiped his sweat silently—you are too worried, my child. Do you think that two angels with a sense of justice are here for sightseeing?Besides, calling your foreign aid is just giving away heads...

And Lucifer, who was already a little impatient, sneered, and took the lead to step forward: "Okay, don't dawdle anymore, since you've had enough fun, let me see who is playing tricks!"

The author has something to say:

In the first dungeon, because these shameless guys used the human sea tactics without chivalry (ahem), it should be easy to advance, and you will be able to enter the next few dungeons soon~ Then solve the mystery, and finally Decisive battle (there is no such plot), la la la~