Dantalin's Book of Gossip

"Cough, what... this big brother, as the saying goes, a family in the hell of the world~"

The underworld, the Agron River, but Talin squatted on the quaint ferry boat, bargaining tangledly, his whole face was almost wrinkled into a bun:

"Look, the situation is urgent this time, I really didn't have time to prepare the money from your side, so... really can't be exempted?"

It's a pity that no matter how sincere and sincere he is, even using manipulative hints, he still can't change the cruel and cold reality.

"Don't talk to me about those useless things!" The bearded ferryman waved his dry and thin arms, his eyes almost popping out of his sockets with anger:

"You are a demon god with such a big status, how dare you tell me, a laborer, that you have no money?! If you don't have cash, you have no cash, right? You devil amethyst always has it? Don't talk nonsense to delay my business, hurry up and take one out to pay for the boat ticket , let's settle the matter!"

"Hey..." But Talin gasped, and opened his mouth in disbelief:

"You are going to rob! Just two coins for crossing the river, and you actually want amethyst to pay for it?! Why don't you go to heaven!"

"Stop talking nonsense!" The ferryman rolled up his tattered sleeves, and pointed impatiently at the muddy river Styx full of undead in the shape of "screaming" floating on the water: "Don't you know that you are a god-level river?" Does it take more effort for a person to cross the river? If you have the ability, don’t be my boat and swim across by yourself!”

"Hi..." But he was so angry that he almost laughed: "Why do you have such a bad service attitude, are you not afraid of being beaten by customers?"

"Hey, hit me? The tone is not small!" Unexpectedly, the attitude of the ferryman was quite rigid, not at all cowardly:

"You don't want to inquire. Who doesn't know that I have been ferrying across the Charon Styx River for thousands of years, and I have never been asked for a penny? Even if our emperor, the Sea Emperor, comes, the rules cannot be broken, and the river crossing fee will still have to be paid. ! Who am I afraid of?"

"..."

Seeing that these two money lovers on the Styx River who are big enough to bargain are about to upgrade to pecking each other, Andumari sighed deeply, feeling very tired: "Stop making trouble, there is still serious business. "

He handed over a piece of amethyst with strong magic power, and then Charon nodded in satisfaction and concentrated on rowing.

But he, Lin, was still stunned and couldn't recover: "Xiao An'an... Are all the welcome staff so aggressive...?"

Andromari shook his head amusedly - no matter how you say it, this place is one of hell, and it's only natural to have a bad attitude.Have you forgotten the experience when you went to the underworld of Egypt, was caught by Anubis and insisted on the scale, and the soul was not lighter than a feather, so he had to feed you to Amit?

"Hey, that's not the same." But Lin shook his fingers, lowered his voice triumphantly and mysteriously, and said, "My dear, you are still too young and too inexperienced. In this case, you can actually take advantage of that dog's head If you don't pay attention, you secretly mixed the feathers that the angels shed on our side into the scale on the other side. This way, you will never be overweight!"

"..." Andromari was helpless and speechless for a while, and finally had no choice but to complain—...that's a jackal head!

"Hey, after looking around, it really is the purest and unpretentious way of welcoming us in the Demon Realm. The soul will eat you as soon as it comes over, which is not at all different from these coquettish bastards who play tricks."

"..."

Then again, the two demon gods were not still in the city of Baal in the Demon Realm just now, why did they suddenly come to the Styx now?

It's by no means that the author can't write any more and jump around the plot. Why they came to the underworld is entirely because of Vasago's divination.

At that time, but Talin relied on his full understanding of his own demon queen and his coquettish positioning, and finally escaped a catastrophe.

——It doesn’t matter if you can’t avoid it. After all, the Demon King and Queen will set off for a meeting in the Nordic World Tree area tomorrow. Now it’s time to arrange the defense missions of several major territories of the Demon Realm and the Demon City.

Since it is guarding the defense, the comrades who fight against the five scum naturally have nothing to do.

But he wandered unsteadily on the streets of Bar City, and saw Vasago sitting on the side of the road thinking about Mosheng with a sad face.

"Yo, what's the matter, old man?" But Lin came up and patted his shoulder: "Looking at the sky at night and found that we have a bloody disaster this time?"

"...Well." Unexpectedly, Vasago didn't refute with a smile this time, but frowned anxiously, and there was a deep hole in the empty eye sockets: "Indeed... I don't feel right, this time The future of the future is very chaotic and dangerous...It's almost like, the last academy..."

"Ah?" His dignified expression immediately surprised Dan Talin, who realized the seriousness of the problem: "There are really people who are not afraid of death and want to provoke trouble? What's the situation? Where did it come from?"

"Hmm..." The huge consumption of investigating the existence of the god level made Vasago struggle to hold his forehead, and cold sweat gradually began to break out on his pale face: "The source of the enemy lies... in the dark and gloomy sealed place... The loser is unwilling to sleep...Three layers of dark curtains, three copper walls, evil has infiltrated the road from the inside to the outside...That's it!"

But Talin couldn't help reaching out to help Vasago's crumbling body, and saw his face turn paler in an instant: "The hell cage of the gods, Tartaros!"

……

Ignoring the series of turbulent follow-up reactions triggered by this news, in short, His Majesty Barr, who heard about this incident, was wise and mighty, and decisively kicked Dan Talin to the underworld to carry out diplomacy.

——Its speed is fast and its movements are decisive, which is quite suspicious of sending idlers to solve the source of noise.

Innocently shot, Andromari, who was sent to protect him, did not want to speak: "..."

"..." But Ta Lin was even more innocent, and poked him with his fingers one after another: "Hey, tell me, my dear, what's the fun in staying in the Demon Realm to set up defenses? It's a big deal to prevent problems before they happen. What else can you be dissatisfied with? Huh?...Hey, if you are too lazy to say something, at least give some reaction in your heart, I am embarrassed by you!"

"..." Andromari turned his head aside, only feeling that he was really tired now.

"...Eh! Eh? Xiao An'an, look at it, look at it!" Dan Talin, who knew he was wrong, was looking around and trying to attract CP's attention: "There is a dead brother in front of him in cosplay!"

Andromari couldn't help but twitch his eyebrows: "..."

--Front?We are all past the Field of Truth now, you know that?In front of you is Hades Palace and Elysee Paradise!Where will there be, no, where would dare to have undead come here to play cosplay? !

But Talin looked determined: "Oh, I'm serious. Look at the door in front, isn't that wearing a deacon uniform?"

Androumari looked over suspiciously.

"..."

After seeing this, Andromari almost laughed angrily at him.

——What kind of undead play COS!This is Cerberus, the three-headed dog guarding the palace!

"Ah? Can't you? Isn't Cerberus always the prototype gatekeeper? Besides, his human form doesn't look like this..."

But he stopped doubting Mo Sheng's questioning abruptly, and he saw clearly the deacon's colored contact lenses and fake hair.

"..."

But Talin rubbed his blinded eyes, and fell on Andromari angrily: "...Are you here so closely following the trend? Do even dogs need to work so hard?"

Cerberus met Dantalin's complicated gaze, and the corner of his mouth twitched slightly: "No, distinguished guests, I actually..."

He hesitated to speak, hesitant to speak, and finally heaved a long sigh: "Oh, it's just a professional need. I can't explain this kind of thing for a while... After all, His Royal Highness Persephone is not here... Cough, in short, You'll understand when you go in."

The two demon gods who were at a loss were half pushed and half driven by the three-headed dog and sent into the palace.

Then it dawned on him.

He looked around, only to see that this palace, which was solemn, solemn and dark every time it was opened to the public, is now filled with all kinds of fluffy doll pillows with girlish hearts, and hand-made posters are flying all over the sky.Because his wife is not at home, he let himself go. Pluto, dressed as an otaku and wearing a lazy blanket, is happily reaching out to split a mana curtain, dancing the house dance to the brainwashing divine comedy.

But Talin: "..."

——His old man... Is this lovesickness again and drinking fake wine to drown his sorrows?How many times have I said that the dead house ruins the image, why don't you listen?Can you kick an employee into the water without a wife in charge?This company is so unscrupulous!

But Talin suddenly understood the pain of Cerberus and the importance of having a reliable wife.

But after thinking about it, I thought of His Majesty Barr's palace where his queen was messing around with him every day, and the days when he was forced to help the bosses deal with the aftermath...

cough……

But he Lin covered his face sadly - that's all, they are all in the workplace, they can't help themselves...

……

Unlike Dantalin, whose world view has been shattered, Andromari here didn't pay much attention to the drunken Pluto at all.

From the moment he entered the door, his eyes were attracted by the sea-blue figure spread out carelessly.

Poseidon, the king of the sea, was smiling and watching his elder brother go crazy with red wine. While laughing so hard that he was about to hit the sofa and roll, he miraculously kept the wine in his hand from being spilled.

Andromari frowned slightly, looking at the complicated dress on his body and the magical trident that was rarely brought by his hand: "The Gods World Conference is coming soon, I wonder why His Majesty the Sea Emperor is here?"

"Hey, people from the abyss? What a rare visitor~" Neptune glanced at them, smiling frivolously and meaningfully: "The conference only needs brother Zeus, and of course I have more important things to come here."

"After all, you are not the only ones who have the ability to predict. We, the God of Olympus, are also under the guidance of the goddess of fate."

Andromari's eyes widened in surprise.

As if to confirm Poseidon's words, Cerberus, who was guarding the door, walked in quickly like the wind, and two points of entanglement, three points of worry and five points of helplessness appeared on his usually indifferent and calm face:

"...His Majesty the Sea Emperor, as you wish, my father and mother will be visiting soon."

The author has something to say:

Cough cough, tomorrow I will have a one-day power outage here, so this week's update is sent out now.

Little Science

First, Amit: A creature in Egyptian mythology with the head of a crocodile, the upper body of a lion and the lower body of a hippopotamus.These three creatures are all threatening death to the locals and are very feared, so they were combined to create a monster that devours and punishes the wicked.

And...ahem, with all due respect, according to myths and legends, Osiris seems to have green skin...in order to represent plants (whispering) but I always feel...emmmmm...

Their version of the legend of the underworld is also very tangled. I sorted it out. It probably means that he and Seth, Isis, and Nephthys are brothers and sisters, and then Osiris and Isis are a pair, Seth and Nephthys Si became a couple.Osiris and Nephthys had an illegitimate son Anubis (you see it is green), and then Seth killed Osiris (I always feel that there seems to be a causal relationship hhh), Anubis helped Issy Si sewed up the body of Osiris to make a mummy, so he was resurrected (yes, there was such an operation), and Horus was born with Isis, and because of this resurrection experience, he became Pluto who rules the reincarnation trial of the underworld.

...emmmm, fine, as long as you are happy.

Finally, Tartarus, the deepest place in hell, is said to be unbreakable. Hephaestus, the god of fire, built it from the outside to the inside. After it was completed, he built a road from the innermost part of Tartarus to the outside so that he could go out. .There are also three dark curtains (dark curtains) and three copper walls around Tartarus. The bronze gates were made by Poseidon, where the defeated Titans were imprisoned. Zeus' father Krono Si was also imprisoned here, guarded by a hundred-armed giant.

I seem to have heard a version that said that the gods of the two generations of Uranus and Cronus were imprisoned? ...So, for the sake of plot development, this setting was decided, eh!