Dantalin's Book of Gossip

Legend has it that at the turn of the Shang and Zhou dynasties, the trend of changing dynasties in the world was unstoppable, and the contradiction between elucidating and cutting off teachings intensified, and it was imminent to establish a new divine court. The battle of the Conferred Gods has just begun...

Phoenix has imagined countless times the spectacular scene of the two armies confronting each other and the golden and iron horses. I don’t know who is more grand than the scene of the demon realm that is constantly killing, biting and eating, but he also understands the similar experience better—no matter what time it was How the two sects of Shang and Zhou opposed each other, and those who participated in the battle of life and death are now listed in the list of gods. Regardless of their positions, they have already been settled in thousands of years of operation. Treating it as an insignificant discussion competition and job ranking, you can calmly turn the heartbreaking back then into an understatement.

Therefore, when he was dragged by a group of phoenix creatures to shatter the void, and had a face-to-face meeting with the three banshees who burst out of the air surrounded by black energy of resentment, he was stunned for a long time and still didn't realize who they were.

"Hahahaha!" The glamorous woman in the lead smiled wildly and crazily, making people shudder. Her long ears and tail showed her identity as a monster, and her bewitched appearance could hardly conceal her enchanting and charming charm:

"Thousands of years, those high and mighty gods would never have imagined that I, the loser in the Conferred God War, would come back again! Oh, whether it's Nuwa, explaining or stopping teaching, I, Daji, am not a vegetarian! Since If you make a comeback, you must pay the price!"

"That's right! Hahahahahaha!" The two women behind her, who were covered in feathers and covered in jewels, also laughed grinningly.

Phoenix heard question marks in his head: "...???"

--what's the situation?Who are they?Are there such numbers in the Conferred Gods War?

In fact, not only is he a foreign demon with a confused face, but even these local beasts are confused.

Ling Guang scratched his head in doubt: "These three girls are goblins? Where did they come from? Do they have a crazy attitude?"

Maha and Garuda shrugged their shoulders: "I don't know, it sounds like you are the enemy of the heaven in the east."

Honghu and Qingluan fell into deep thought: "Well... Daji... why does this name sound so familiar... Where did I hear it..."

"...Bastard!!!!" Although the appearance was cool (?), the three girls who were completely ignored finally became angry from embarrassment:

"We are the three monsters who caused chaos in the Yin and Shang dynasties and caused countless harm to people, the nine-tailed fox spirit Su Daji, the nine-headed pheasant spirit Hu Ximei, and the jade pipa spirit king nobles. You are just idle gods now, how dare you treat us rude!"

"..." Phoenix is ​​still out of the situation—these three names don't seem to belong to famous monsters, do they?Only Su Daji sounds a little familiar... um... where did I hear it...

To say that at this time, the local beasts must be reliable, the messenger clerk, Mr. Honghu, hit his palm at this time, and suddenly realized:

"Oh! I remembered! Aren't they the three cannon fodder goblins who turned into King Zhou's favorite concubine back then!"

Gods and Beasts: "???"

"Cannon fodder goblins": "...!!!"

In fact, it’s no wonder that the beasts couldn’t remember it. After all, Su Daji and the others were released by Nuwa before the Conferred God War, and they were finally wiped out silently. Now even the generals who fought against each other probably don’t remember. There is such a thing, not to mention the beasts who eat soy sauce and eat melons all the time...

"Ah?!" Vermillion Bird Star Lord Ling Guang has always been straightforward, and blurted out: "But didn't they have been killed by Nuwa in minutes?"

Gods and Beasts: "???!!!"

The "cannon fodder goblins" who were "killed in minutes": "...!!!!!!"

……

Facts have proved that not only can't be a man, but even a bird can't get too much hatred. Look at these beasts of the phoenix, they are put into cages by angry monsters in minutes...

"I'll roast you and eat meat in a while!" Daji glared at them viciously, and walked away to rest.

The non-combat types like Phoenix and the others are fine, but the Peacock Dapeng brothers and Suzaku are almost suspicious of Niaosheng...

"This is not right!" Ling Guang squatted in the cage, wanting to grab the ground with his head in depression: "Obviously they were just three goblins who were not in the eyes of anyone, and the immortals could crush them to death with their fingers. , even if you are lucky enough to survive, and you have been practicing until now, the rate of improvement shouldn’t be so weird!”

"Don't think about it, it doesn't make sense to think about the reason anyway." Phoenix, who is used to being the five scumbags of the war, patted him on the shoulder comfortingly: "The most important thing now is to ask for help... We are in the void of chaos now, yours. The connection with the spiritual consciousness has failed, right?"

"But who would have thought that we could refresh enemies in the chaos..." Ling Guang turned to look at him in despair: "And your own contact magic circle has obviously lost contact!"

"No..." However, Phoenix heard the words, not only did not panic, but showed a sweet smile: "Do you still remember the gossip forum in Abyss Demon Realm?"

——Fortunately, Dan Talin's obsession with gossip is hard to restrain and unattainable. When laying out the magic array to support the forum, he considered the transmission problem. In order not to be blocked by the signal and interfere with the speed of news exposure, he deliberately separated several parallel paths. Lu, even though he is now trapped in the space gap, when he really needs to contact the outside world, he can still find a subtle signal, and finally contacted Astaroth's private message terminal.

The subsequent plot development is as in the previous chapter, so I won't repeat it here.

However, in the middle of sending a distress signal to Astaroth with great difficulty, suddenly the world was in turmoil, the situation changed color, and sudden changes occurred. A snake-tailed woman in a Chinese dress appeared leisurely out of thin air. scream:

——"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!"

Nuwa glanced at the god birds that had turned into a row of petrification, and smiled with her eyebrows raised: "Oh, that's what happened, the Tathagata and the Jade Emperor both came to me and cried to me, saying that they lost a few silly birds. , I guess they got together again to find Fenghuang, let me help you find you in the gap between the chaotic small world."

She took a closer look at Phoenix again: "Huh? This is a species I've never seen before. Have the silly birds made new friends?"

"...!!!" The feng shui took turns, and in the blink of an eye, because of the shattered fantasy, it turned into Phoenix: "You...the number one holy god in the legend, the master of the world, that His Majesty the Emperor Wa, she Does she actually have this kind of character?!"

——What kind of poisonous-tongued Bingshan Royal Sister is this!

"Hehe..." The eyes of the divine birds were empty, and they showed a loveless smile: "Yeah, I didn't expect that? These ancient gods usually find a secluded place to live in, and they are beautified by you outside gods and demons." The image is also excusable..."

"Yo..." Empress Nuwa narrowed her eyes when she heard the words, and wanted to say something meaningful all over her face.

However, the three goblins who rushed over were treated as air until now, and finally couldn't help but burst out: "Don't ignore us!!!"

Several divine birds were startled, and Nu Wa turned around as if she had discovered them, and looked at them with folded arms inexplicably.

"Hmph, just in time!" It was the fox spirit Daji who jumped out to take the lead: "Isn't this Empress Nuwa? I haven't seen you for thousands of years, and you are still so high and boring! When the Yin and Shang were destroyed, we were just ordered Acting, but you betrayed your trust, not only ruined my immortal journey, but also took the lives of our sisters, this enmity is irreconcilable! Now you will pay the price!"

"... Huh?" Nuwa was puzzled by this magnificent opening speech, raised one eyebrow, and asked impatiently: "Obviously you yourself committed the crime back then, and the goblin who killed too much The law of heaven does not allow it, of course it will be wiped out, what does it matter to me? What can I do?"

"What's the reason?!" Without waiting for Daji to reply, Hu Ximei choked anxiously with tears all over her face, "You asked us to destroy a dynasty, how could we not do evil!"

Nuwa waved her hand perfunctorily: "I don't care about that, there must be a way."

Phoenix family members: "..." Oh my god...

——A boss like Empress Nuwa, now, is definitely Party A of the legendary "Colorful Black"!

——The three goblins were really too young back then, so they were fooled and didn't notice such an obvious language trap...

"You..." Su Daji took a deep breath and smiled angrily: "Hehe, okay, do you think we are still the little goblins at the mercy of others? In fact, we are no longer what we used to be!"

She looked proudly at the angry phoenixes locked in the cage:

"After the resurrection of the three of us, we not only swallowed other prehistoric monsters in the chaos that were forgotten and had too little faith to fully transform, and our strength increased greatly, but the most surprising thing is that although I died, I, Su Daji, was still alive. The most famous and almost the first to appear, the demon fox, possesses a strong belief power that many little gods can hardly imagine, and its strength has not diminished for thousands of years, so it may not be impossible to destroy you and seize the godhead!"

——She is right. Human beings have a hobby of combining local ghost stories with mainstream foreign legends. Stories about the nine-tailed fox have been emerging from ancient times to the present.

What's more, there is a legend that after the fall of the Shang Dynasty, Daji ran to India and became Hua Yangtian, the concubine of the spotted-footed prince of the Mojatuo Kingdom. , smuggled to Japan, before incarnating as a jade bath, won the favor of Emperor Toba.

Of course, this legend is not true. After all, as early as the end of the Shang Dynasty, the Nine-Tailed Fox and two good sisters were exterminated by the Nuwa Empress. I don’t know which two girls are so unlucky and have such a reputation...

But then again, no matter how distorted the rumors were, the strengthening of strength brought about by enthusiasm and belief was beyond doubt.

"..." The phoenix beasts fell silent at the same time.

If you consider the record of Empress Nuwa...

Kneading clay to make a man, and Fuxi Orthopedics, refining colorful stones to mend the sky, and then one accidentally dropped two stones, one became Monkey King, and the other became Jia Baoyu...

Cough cough cough, these are not the point, the point is...

We can already fully see from it that Empress Nuwa is not a fighting type! ! !

"Your Majesty..." Honghu asked tremblingly, frightened and cautiously, "Where is Emperor Xi..."

"Ah?" Nu Wa said inexplicably, "I don't know, I ran out by myself, I just slipped around."

She looked at the ashen-faced birds inexplicably: "Hey, what do you mean? It doesn't matter if he comes, what else can he do besides squatting on the ground and drawing horizontal lines?"

"Oh, that's called deduction and gossip!" Ling Guang couldn't help but burst into tears: "Infinite changes are very harmful!"

"Tsk!" Nuwa folded her arms in dissatisfaction: "Don't you say that I am like a war scum? I am the oriental core god who can be conferred a saint. The world changes color in minutes, okay?"

"...!!!!" It's okay if you don't say this sentence, but as soon as you say it, the souls of a few magical birds are almost out of their bodies

——That's why we hope that Xihuang will come to watch you!Once you make a move, the rules of the world will change!

Just like God now lives behind closed doors in the ninth level of heaven, the reason why ancient gods like Nuwa Fuxi live in seclusion in a chaotic space that is not bordered by any world is because they are afraid of inadvertently triggering the power of rules and causing great changes. The serious consequences of the imbalance, if you use it just because you have to deal with a few goblins, regardless of the harm, it is tantamount to drinking poison to quench your thirst

Nuwa squinted at them impatiently: "Tsk. This is not allowed and that is not allowed, so what do you think should be done?"

"us……"

"Oh hehe~" Before they could tell the reason, a charming female voice came with a smile: "So my foreign aid is still very important~"

Before the words were finished, the two Hell Poisonous Dragon pets had already entangled the Jade Pipa Jing and the Nine-Headed Pheasant Jing at the rear.

——To be honest, these two are really not well-known, and they can only follow behind Daji. Of course, they are not as good as the demon creatures who have experienced many battles.

"……what?!"

Daji turned her head in shock, and saw a beautiful dark-skinned woman walking over gracefully, waving a whip in her hand.

Ling Guang from behind whispered to Phoenix: "Hey, why did your Highness the Demon Queen suddenly turn back into a sexy queen?"

"Ahaha" Phoenix smiled bitterly: "There are so many girls confronting each other here, and the atmosphere is so serious, he may not be able to control himself, and subconsciously entered a diplomatic state..."

The three parties meet, and the situation is imminent.

The author has something to say:

Little Science

Ahem, please pay attention, the author here is basically the setting in Fengshenyanyi. Daji in history is not a monster. She is really just a weak woman with no power to restrain a chicken. The poor man who was vilified by later generations.

Su Daji is a member of the Su clan, and is the spoil of Di Xin—that is, the spoils of King Zhou. Di Xin is also a good man who has been wronged for 2000 years. The prototype is not like this in the book!At least it's not so stupid and crazy!

The author finds out the three most flawed items among the ten crimes listed by King Wen of Zhou, and gives you a taste of the painting style...

The first is obscene music. Generally speaking, I don’t like solemn court music, but I like folk pop music... Now it seems that it is purely a personal hobby, but many pedantic courtiers in ancient times believed that emperors who liked pop music were fools. ...

The second is not to pay attention to sacrifices, because Di Xin proposed to cancel the living sacrifices of slaves.What the hell... I really want to open the heads of the slave army who turned against him in the last battle, and control the water for them...

The third is to appoint villains, which means that Di Xin is not limited to choosing courtiers from nobles, and slave women can be officials as long as they are wise... Tsk, although I really want to applaud him, I have to admit that he really It is too far ahead of the historical process, directly from the slavery reform to our modern democratic system, it is almost like a time-travel, how could it be successful...

It seems that he seems to be an image of a wise reformer whose thinking is too advanced to be recognized by the common people, and who is out of touch with the times...Because the reformation lacks a foundation and seriously damages the interests of the nobles, he is not only destroyed, Still being hacked into a bear like this in history...

Tsk, if you think about it this way, you suddenly lose [-] favorability points for King Wen of Zhou and the literati of the Zhou Dynasty who tampered with history...

But if you think about it again, there is no way around it. History and literature have always been separated. If you want to be a ruler who can control the situation, you basically have to have this kind of virtue. We foolish people basically don’t care about the truth, just want to see It's enough to be happy and forceful to vent your emotions... IQ limits our ability to understand and tolerate, and foolish people, encouraged by the rhetoric of vested interests, destroy and kill the advanced geniuses of this era, and they are also stifled by the geniuses of previous eras. Too late to regret, this is probably an absurd tragedy that all ages have suffered from but can never avoid, right?

[Tsk, my perception is actually a bit pessimistic... Is it happier to have a glimmer of hope that the world will get better and better? 】