Dantalin's Book of Gossip

"...so, but what is his guess?"

In the human world, at the mouth of the Guanjiang River, the forest is dense and the night is as cool as water.

Hei Wuchang waved his hand to light up the ghost lamp, turned around curiously and raised his eyebrows, his pale handsome face was set off by the dim blue-green light, which was very strange.

"Wow, Lao Fan! How could you do this!" Bai Wuchang, the partner who watched the night together, was very dissatisfied with his reaction, dancing and protesting: "Isn't it too inquisitive? How can you ask directly at a time like this? Take a guess first!"

"..." Hei Wuchang raised his forehead: "You really have something to talk about, is it interesting?"

"Of course it's interesting!" Bai Wuchang smiled and brought up the display interface of the Gossip Forum in the Abyss Demon Realm: "Now the alarms in many places have been lifted, but everyone's excitement about finally having something to do has not passed, and they are bored, so we have to All kinds of gossip guesses to vent. They have already started guessing, from the root of the current abnormal situation in Guanjiangkou to the real reason for the power of faith riot, several bets have been set up!"

Black Impermanence: "..."

——Which idle guy invited Xie Bi'an to the forum?Influenced by this group of insane psychopaths every day, isn't the level of gossip getting worse? !

The corners of his mouth twitched, and he firmly ignored the countless flaws in his partner's words: "So...but what exactly is Lin's opinion?"

"Oh, why are you so twisted, kid..." Bai Wuchang puffed up his cheeks unhappily, and pretended to be old-fashioned, shaking his head with his hands behind his back and sighing: "Are you really not going to gamble? The new era requires a new way of thinking, don't They are always so serious, and gods with old qualifications need to be old-fashioned to be more marketable~ Go and look at the current literary and artistic works, the majestic gods are already outdated!"

Black Impermanence: "..."

——Then you can't grow into a bear child like you, and it's getting more and more unreasonable, right?

Fan Wujiu smiled wryly: "Stop messing around, let's talk quickly... Oh, yes, and by the way, read out other opinions on the forum, let's analyze it comprehensively now, just in case when we patrol and search It’s good to be prepared to see them directly.”

"...Ah?!" Bai Wuchang opened his eyes in disbelief: "Old Fan! Hahahaha! My God, do you know what you are talking about? How is this possible!"

Xie Bi'an couldn't help laughing up and down: "You're too cautious!"

"Not to mention how many teams the Occult Alliance has organized to inspect the weak outer areas, nor how many heavenly soldiers and generals have sneaked in to observe secretly. We also deliberately picked a remote place, not to mention that it is powerful enough to compete with The final boss who is the enemy of the entire God Realm, it is said that the culprit who can get in here and cause the abnormal Yin Qi here, he can hide for so long before being discovered by the real king, at least it shows that the hidden skill is quite good, and the news is probably very well-informed , the probability of meeting him directly is so small, can we still catch up?!"

Black Impermanence: "..."

——It turns out that you know you will never find it!Then what are you pulling me out for? !Walking late at night? !Ugly reject!Our two partners have been working together in the middle of the night for thousands of years, haven't you had enough fun? !

and……

He shivered subconsciously: "Although what you said makes sense, I always feel that something is wrong..."

Bai Wuchang circled around him laughingly: "How is that possible~ You're thinking too much!"

Heiwuchang: "..." Forget it...

He waved his hand weakly: "Then don't worry about that, just talk about it first."

"Well, for the sake of your persistence~" Bai Wuchang raised his cheeks boringly: "First of all, according to the general law, if you can make a major event that affects the balance of yin and yang, and even affects the laws of the gods, then The BOSS behind the scenes must definitely not be an idle person, even if he dies, he will definitely be famous! Not only that, he must have some kind of reasonable purpose for doing things like this, not just for himself to resurrect himself as a god. right!"

Heiwuchang nodded—the reasoning is very reasonable, but it still makes people confused.

Bai Wuchang continued to turn down the forum comment page: "And the restrictions in our Huaxia jurisdiction are very special, not to mention the Nuwa restrictions that can directly affect people, let's talk about the Fuxi gossip array that can maintain the balance rules-this But it is a great killer that can automatically eliminate the discordant factors that break the rules of the human world!"

"Those demigod creatures without godheads have limited abilities. The Supernatural Alliance also has aliens stationed in various places, who can restrain their behavior. The Fuxi Bagua Formation will naturally not eliminate them. But if it is at that level, it is too weak and impossible. Provoking such a big incident and creating a riot of this level—that is to say, it must reach the god level, that is, the strength of strength that can be controlled by the eight trigrams formation."

"But since it's so strong, it's intriguing." Bai Wuchang stroked the non-existent beard on his chin, and stretched out a finger: "So there are two conclusions, first-this must be a foreign god! Only this, Only in this way can the recognition function of the Eight Diagrams be blurred because of the incompatibility of spells, so that it can allow ambiguous concepts to exist."

He shook his head seriously and said: "After all, if our local gods in China violate the rules, as long as they cross the line a little bit, they will definitely be recognized by them as being incompatible with the way of heaven, and they will die on the spot, right?"

"..." The corners of Hei Wuchang's mouth twitched, and he held his forehead speechlessly—this is indeed...

Moreover, Zhenjun Erlang combined this to a large extent to accurately judge that this abnormal yin energy originated from a place other than the world of Chinese mythology, right?

"The second point!" Bai Wuchang retracted his index finger, and put on a scissors hand again: "There must be some reason, in a sense, there is a certain reason why Xihuang's gossip thinks that he exists here , which coincides with the law!"

Hei Wuchang nodded secretly - this is reasonable, even if the unfamiliar gods from outside can make the rules of the eight trigrams array be blurred, then if he wants to stay for a long time, he must have something that conforms to the rules.

"To be able to exist "reasonably" here in the human world, or to get an entry visa approved by the Gods Realm like Dan Talin and the others, but this operation requires a godhead, which is obviously not valid."

Bai Wuchang waved his hand: "The second type is something that existed in the human world before this restriction was established."

"For example, Zhenjun and Xiaotiangou are stationed here. Of course, their existence is automatically reasonable. In the same way, we ghosts are also like this. They always come to the human world to seduce souls. Naturally, they have this permission to exist~"

"So here comes the important point - if a god who was in the human world before disappearing, is very likely to be recognized by the rules after resurrection, so as to escape the fate of being eliminated~ Based on this, we can list a lot Doubt list."

"!!!" Heiwuchang frowned suddenly—a god that once existed in the world?This is too much!

"Don't worry about frowning, Old Fan, it's not over yet!" Bai Wuchang stretched out his hand and shook it in front of his eyes, with an eye-opening expression on his face:

"Actually, these two are easy to understand and easy to rule out. Just now, Talin proposed a third guess. This possibility is much more complicated. I have never thought about it!"

"Determining whether something should exist in a certain place, this sentence first has an implicit condition-that is, the rule needs to determine that the thing itself "exists". In the current world of the gods, the immortal Both have godheads, and there are records of those who died and resurrected. Both of these are forms of existence, and they are both impressive, but... What if it has not been mentioned since the shock of the fusion of the God Realm? Lost news and whereabouts , everything has become an invisible and intangible mystery, thus losing all the power of faith, and turning into a state of neither life nor death, which does not exist under any rules..."

"To put it simply..." Bai Wuchang raised his head: "There is no news at all!"

"If you combine the second and third possibilities...what did you think of, Lao Fan?"

Heiwuchang's expression became more and more serious: "... There used to be a giant snake in the courtyard in the three-story Nine Worlds Tree in Northern Europe. As the second son of Loki, it bit its tail and fell asleep. My sister knows everything about the underworld, since the twilight of the gods, there is only one person who has not heard from the gods, named... Hela."

"Smart!" Bai Wuchang clapped his hands approvingly: "...It's your habit of being so sour when you talk nervously that you really need to change it. I'm embarrassed to hear it, okay?"

Black Impermanence: "..."

"Hey hey~" Bai Wuchang stuck out his tongue pretending to be innocent, and continued to gossip with Hei Wuchang without any tension:

"Speaking of Goddess Hela, this girl is really very good! It is said that the top is beautiful, but the bottom is rotten. I really don't know how she will go about her daily life. It is too hard to maintain her image!"

"Also, this girl is in charge of the underworld, death, disease, and aging, so she has a manservant who is slow, and a maid who is slow. Wow, do you think they have a lot in common with Belphegor Huh?... Well, speaking of Belphegor, I don't know if those fallen angels in Purgatory have woken him up now..."

Black Impermanence: "..."

"Hahaha, there's more!" Bai Wuchang became more cheerful as he wentssiped: "It is said that the guardian of her underworld is a skeleton named Modgude, and anyone who wants to cross the bridge must first let him suck blood as a toll—wow ! If this position still exists now, it must not be snatched away by those blood races! Hahahahaha~"

"..." Heiwuchang: "……………………???!!!"

So when our classmate Xiao Xie was complaining happily, he suddenly found that the partner around him was still.

Bai Wuchang turned to look at him in a daze: "...Old Fan, what's the matter with you?"

Hei Wuchang's whole body was as stiff as a statue: "What you said just now, Hela's characteristic... is that from the waist up, she is a normal woman, but below the waist is rotten and black...Is that true?"

Bai Wuchang was even more confused: "Yes, what's wrong?"

When Hei Wuchang heard this, he became even more stiff, and only stretched out one finger trembling slightly, his voice changed:

——"Look... what's that in front of you?"

"???" Bai Wuchang turned his head in doubt, and then instantly petrified.

Not long after, a scream resounded through the sky:

——"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the big boss has appeared!!!!!!"

Sure enough, the history of blood and tears of countless people with lofty ideals and martyrs has told us that medicine can be taken indiscriminately, FLAG can't stand blindly, even gods are no exception.

Seeing the Goddess of Death who suddenly appeared in front of him with an unkind expression, Bai Wuchang couldn't help being in a mess, and his whole body exploded: "What should I do, what should I do, what should I do, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah—"

"Calm down first!" Hei Wuchang grabbed him, and he was in a state of desperation. He tensed up and started to practice the formula: "In short, go back in time and space first...

"...Old Fan!!! You just need to calm down!!!" Bai Wuchang covered his face in collapse, feeling even more desperate: "This kind of large-scale magic is forbidden in the human world!!!!"

In the end, the deterrent power of the boss was really too great. Seeing that his usually calm partner lost his mind, Bai Wuchang decided to rely on his own strength...

"Zhenjun!!!!!! Roaring sky!!!!!! Help!!!!!!!!!"

——Call for help on your own strength, hmm :)

Demon gods can communicate with magic circles, and eastern gods can also communicate through sound transmission.The most powerful god among them, as long as his name is called within his perception range or around the statue, he can perceive it.

Xiaotiangou has the supernatural power to track thousands of miles away, and it can monitor thousands of miles in real time, let alone a boss of Zhenjun's level.

In the cloud at this time, Xiao Tiangou, who was condescending and monitoring the whole situation, instantly looked disgusted: "Forget it if you love him to death, it's a shame!"

"Haha, don't be so strict~" Zhenjun stroked his dog's head with a smile: "Shoutian, you should praise them for finding the enemy quickly, so that we can solve the problem as soon as possible~"

"En! The master is right!" Xiaotian nodded obediently and madly instantly: "Master, you can rest assured to rescue, I will dispatch troops first, let a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals surround the surroundings, and then go to join you after setting up the barrier !"

"Well, thank you for your hard work~"

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The author has something to say:

Ahaha~ In this chapter, why did the stupid author force so many weird and weird settings in a serious manner~ [scratching head] This is really... so cool!

In the next chapter, you started to push the final big boss by surprise?It's about to end?

And finally... Alas, after flipping through the draft box, I got into a tangle, and now the question is, should I choose the series of ancient style prose to practice plot control, or choose the sand sculpture and quick wear prose to continue polishing the writing style?