Dantalin's Book of Gossip

For a story to happen, there must be time and place for the characters.

Time: dark moon, high wind, killing night.

Location: Human World, W Town, College District, Forest Path, Space-Time Fault.

Characters: Dantalin, Androumari, Villar (comatose), John (comatose), Clare (comatose and beaten back to normal)

But Talin: "..."

——This is not a story, this is an accident!

What's even more exasperating is that the two accident culprits were still watching innocently.

"...Yo, what a coincidence."

One of the tall and handsome young men raised his eyebrows in surprise when he saw them, but he didn't say much, just greeted them casually, and stood aside with arms folded.Under the hazy moonlight, his smooth short black hair seemed to blend in with the night, but his radiant golden-red pupils and his neat white casual clothes were still clearly visible.

The other of the two is a young man with a kind smile.Compared with his companion with a bright aura, he is so inconspicuous: beige long windbreaker, dark golden pupils, brown-red curly long hair loosely tied behind his back, but he did not look surprised after seeing him and Lin. How much it can add color to his plain face.He is like an artist who has experienced many vicissitudes in his travels, but he speaks in a surprisingly childlike voice:

"Dantalin? Andromari? Satan, I never expected to meet you here! Did something happen here?"

But Lin was even more surprised than him... Oh no, only surprise, no joy:

"I still want to ask you this! Phoenix? And Ling Guang? Why are you here?"

——It turns out that these two are the phoenix Phoenix, one of the famous Abyss 72 demon gods, and Suzaku Lingguangxing Lord who went to heaven to manage the southern Qisu.

"Ah...the thing is like this." Phoenix recalled in confusion: "We planned to go out to relax this evening, but just as we walked here, we felt a turbulent magic. I feel something is wrong, I want to Come and have a look, it turns out that this is a time-space fault, and the road was blocked by the barrier, so Ling Guang opened a hole in the barrier... We saw you after our surroundings stabilized, and we haven't had time to see it other circumstances."

But Lin Fu was speechless and choked: "We came here specifically to see this fault, but it was a pity that it was shaken just after entering... So, it was the turmoil caused by the broken barrier that stunned our three children from the special law enforcement team? It is worthy of being a prehistoric beast, and I am convinced."

"Ah..." Phoenix smiled awkwardly.

Androumari frowned: "Why are you in W town? I haven't heard any news at all."

Ling Guang squinted at him and snorted softly: "Then there is no need to ask? Of course we are here to play! The two of us are tired of playing in the east, so we plan to take advantage of my continuous break to come here to see the scenery of fusion culture. Want to make a report?"

Andumari's occupational disease was lost in thought—seems like it was just an accident?

But he Lin was not in the mood to answer his heartfelt words at all, instead he sighed regretfully: "Oh, you two are really good! You want to visit W Town, why didn't you come to us earlier? I am familiar with the attractions here, I promise Take you guys to have a good time!"

Andromari held his forehead and sighed helplessly—do you even need to ask, do you know that you will be struck by lightning when you are a light bulb...

The corners of the mouths of the two phoenix creatures twitched—hehe, don't think we don't know that you draw a book every day and publish a photo, who is going to take the initiative to send you materials and heads!

But Lin Wu is worthy of the title of gossip king, he is thick-skinned enough, even if he reads such content by heart-reading, he still does not change his face: "Ahahahahaha~ I am ashamed, everyone knows me very well~"

Ling Guang put his hands on his hips and rolled his eyes: "But what a coincidence, it's already the third day of my consecutive holiday, so you two can only see me for a while, and I have to go back early this morning It's time for a rotation, and I can come back to play again the day after tomorrow."

"..."

"Hiss..." But Talin took a deep breath, and complained to Andromari in grief and anger: "Look at it, you can see how corrupt some members of the Eastern Heavenly Court are! One day off work for three days False, is this a rule and system that humans can come up with?"

Ling Guang squinted at him: "Why? Hold on to your opinions. The position of our Four Holy Beasts is the astrologer, okay? We are supposed to be on duty on a daily basis! I don't think it's troublesome to have intermittent holidays!"

"Yes, yes, yes..." But Lin whispered, "But he is also a star official, Gabriel, who lives in Heaven, is responsible for the movement of all the celestial bodies all year round..."

Ling Guang rolled his eyes: "Please, it's because all the angels from the first heaven are helping him, okay?"

"..." But Talin continued to press in a low voice: "Uh, the guardians of the twelve constellations of the zodiac in Greece are all working for a month..."

Ling Guang rolled his eyes even wider: "...Brother, have you ever calculated that they are all on duty for one month a year, and we are divided among the four elephants, and each of us will be on duty for three months!"

But he, Lin himself, suddenly realized, and put on a smirk: "That's right!"

"..." Ling Guang didn't even bother to roll his eyes this time.

Phoenix smiled good-naturedly, and said: "No matter what, it is good to have a fixed job and an iron rice bowl. Although we demons are free to move and have no specific task restrictions, we have to work hard to find fallen souls by ourselves." It's hard work to fill your stomach..."

But his smile gradually disappeared: "Don't be so cheap and surly, think about our year-round model worker, the ruling lord..."

"Uh..." Phoenix couldn't help taking a step back: "Your Excellency Agares, he really worked hard..."

Ling Guang opened his eyes wide, and said in surprise: "Huh? How hard is his loose state of playing and working? Our priests in the heavenly court all have to report to the court every day. Isn't it even more difficult?"

But he Lin raised his hand to question: "Oh? But it is said that Erlang Zhenjun, who is a priest, is now living in seclusion in Guanjiangkou. He just drinks tea and walks around the dog every day. He doesn't have to work at all?"

Ling Guang was instantly sad and angry: "He was an accident! Why can the related households do whatever they want!"

But he was in awe, and even wanted to applaud him——Blind student, you have discovered Huadian!

"Uh..." Phoenix wiped off his sweat, and changed the subject again: "Well, most of the priests in the east are very hardworking. For example, it is said that many gods in the underworld are non-stop? Like the sun wandering god And Yeyoushen, after touring the world, they still have to guard the Naihe Bridge, during the day, the day-wandering gods parade, and night-wandering gods guard the bridge, and vice versa at night..."

As expected, Ling Guang's attention was diverted: "Ah, it's really hard work for them... After all, they not only have to judge souls, wash memories, arrange hard labor and reincarnation, but also be responsible for visiting souls, judging good and evil, and maintaining order. There are so many mortals in our jurisdiction...the workload is not comparable to the few hells on your side where you only need to wait for the undead to come over and then lock them up for free.”

The lazy demon god who felt like he had been shot in the knee, but Talin and Phoenix kept smiling—why do they have to stab someone to death...

Andumari, who is always consciously doing work so that he is still diligent and promising, sums it up in his heart-so, this is not a problem of the work unit at all, but a personal problem.

But Talin: "..."

"...Well, we've been standing here for so long, and we haven't done a single practical thing..."

It was Phoenix who took out his pocket watch to check the time, and interrupted them helplessly: "It's 23 o'clock, we've only chatted for so long, and it's almost time for Ling Guang to leave. Besides, if we don't solve the problem, how are we going to go out?" ?”

Ling Guang waved his hands with disdain on his face: "Hey, what's there to worry about? We don't need to worry about this kind of small enchantment at all. Just put a big move and it will be broken into pieces!"

The remaining three people: "..."

Ling Guang: "???"

But Lin coughed lightly: "... Dear, did you forget something? There are two strangers and a little devil from the special law enforcement team over there. Don't ignore them just because they are unconscious! Zoom in It’s not good to recruit something.”

Ling Guang followed his gaze, and then suddenly realized: "Ah! I really didn't notice it... But it's right! They will die if they do that..."

"Hmm..." He frowned and pondered for a while, and then suggested: "How about... I will make a big move first, and then let Phoenix revive them again? Is this okay?"

"..."

There was a dead silence all around.

The three demon gods looked horrified, and took a step back in unison—? ? ? ORZ!What the hell are you doing!That's terrible. Hey! ! ! ! !Let's just say we are the devils!

Androumari's expression was stiff, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "This is a violation of the peace treaty..."

Ling Guang bit his lips innocently: "I understand the truth, but this method is the most convenient and quick..."

"...No, no, no!" But Talin hurriedly tried to dispel his bold idea: "My dear, in fact, we have an easier route! I just thought of a good method for precise strikes and one-step completion, guaranteed to be perfect!"

……

So when the enchantment was finally destroyed, it was Dan Talin's on-site magic circle connected to Agares, who used his destructive power to destroy it.

——One of Agareth's special powers is this kind of precise destruction, the power of destruction that destroys corpses and wipes out traces.As the saying goes, there is specialization in the art industry, this ability enables him to cause damage with less mana, and his combat effectiveness is amazing.

Since those who provide and use power are at the level of demon gods, it is of course seconds to solve the barrier of a time-space fault.

And in order to avoid trouble, after Ling Guang and Phoenix left, Dan Talin and Andumari calmly woke up the two who had been in a coma for the whole time and one demon.

But he pretended that nothing happened during this period of time: "Hey, what's the matter? You two are all right!"

"..."

In fact, the two children are not in the mood to care about the story during their breakup period at all.

John was still in shock: "I, I just... saw an old lady handing me a bowl of soup..."

Villar had lingering fears: "...I saw...a boatman asked me for money to cross the river..."

Andromari: "..."

But Talin: "..."

......... There are too many slots to spit out, hey!You are walking on the brink of life and death!By the way, have you gone to the wrong place?Wake up!What you are talking about is the underworld and the underworld, right? ! !What you should see is an angel or a fallen angel! ! ! ! ! !Don't change your soul status casually! ! ! ! !

Only Kleia blinked slowly, and cast tacit and awe-inspiring glances at Dantalin and Androumari.

……

And the darkness covering the surroundings disappeared too quickly, and it was often difficult to detect the creepy whispers hidden in the shadows that were drifting with the wind.

——What a pity, what a pity...

——The bear trap is still too weak...

——It is rare for four godheads to come to your door...

——Sure enough, it can’t be done...

--too weak……

——I have to think of a way...

——It’s okay, over there at the academy, soon...

The author has something to say:

Urgently stepping on the line to complete the agreement, make up for last week's update...

Ah... It can be regarded as coming home, exhausted... The stupid author can still find time to suffer from stomach problems in the past three days... I feel my body is being hollowed out...

Said to open the main story line, but it turned out that another chapter failed to enter the main text... 23333【From PIA】

I will definitely start the mainline in the next chapter! ! ! ! ! ! 【Independent FLAG】