On the wedding day, Lao Gong was traversed

The plan couldn't keep up with the changes, and the romantic afternoon carefully planned by Lu Xiuluan died at the first step.

"I don't want to eat Hangzhou cuisine anymore, I want to eat something heavy." Du Yisong lay on the bed, looking sideways at Lu Xiuluan wearily.

Eat something heavy?

Lu Xiuluan didn't know what was in his head, his eyes were erratic.

Du Yisong was a little dissatisfied, he didn't sleep well last night, even after sleeping in the cage in the morning, he was still angry about getting up: "Why are you distracted while talking to you, let's have hot pot at noon, the restaurant Mollie picked last time is very good, See if there is anything similar here in Hangcheng."

"Ah, do you want to eat hot pot...can you eat something else?" Lu Xiuluan hesitated and hesitated to agree.

Du Yisong felt that this person was weird: "I just want to eat hot pot. If I don't eat hot pot, I can eat other Sichuan and Hunan dishes." It seems that since he thought about it in the morning, he couldn't help being willful in front of Lu Xiuluan, unconsciously Want to act like a spoiled child.

The latter showed hesitation on his face, and walked back and forth by the bed twice, watching Du Yisong hesitate to speak.

Du Yisong was looked at in a daze, did he need to think so much just for a meal?

"Just say what you want to say."

"Hey," Lu Xiuluan seemed to have made up his mind, walked out of the bedroom door, took a big bag in, and handed it to Du Yisong, "I don't really understand, but if you eat spicy food, are these things still useful today?" ..."

Du Yisong got up from the bed strangely, took the bag, and opened it.

Two plastic hoses, a large syringe...

There are two more common items - in short, oil and condoms.

Eating spicy food may affect the digestive function of the intestines, so why should he ensure that his intestines function well today?Because these things need to be used, and the usefulness of these things...

Well known.

It's clear at a glance.

I understand everything I understand.

Du Yisong swallowed subconsciously.

I don't know whether to expect it or not.

He opened his mouth slowly, trying not to make his proposal seem so abrupt: "I think, the restaurant in our hotel is actually doing pretty well..."

"Aren't you going out to eat? Let's go downstairs to the restaurant now, I'm afraid they will proofread later."

"Well, what I mean is that I'm not hungry yet. If I'm hungry, I can order another meal and let the waiter deliver it."

Lu Xiuluan was at a loss. He didn't understand why Du Yisong was not hungry when he asked for food just now: "Aren't we going to visit the West Lake in the afternoon? Why don't we just eat outside?"

Sitting on the bed, Du Yisong secretly raised his eyes to look at Lu Xiuluan, then quickly shifted his gaze, stared at the bed sheet and said, "I see the sun is quite bright outside, so I don't really want to go out."

Lu Xiuluan looked out of the window, although today is indeed a sunny day, but where can the sun shine in this autumn and winter season?

He turned his head back in confusion, his eyes swept over the slightly dim room due to poor lighting: messy beds, scattered bags, a section of hose exposed, and Du Yisong's red neck...

Lu Xiuluan suddenly felt blessed.

He looked at his partner in pajamas with messy hair, and subconsciously swallowed.

Lu Xiuluan took a step forward, but he was still a little nervous: "Then...then we...this," he pointed to the bag of things he bought back in the morning, "are we going to make preparations?"

Du Yisong was also nervous at first, but after seeing Lu Xiuluan's formal appearance, he relaxed instead, suppressed his laughter, stood up and took the bag: "I'll get it myself."

After finishing speaking, he walked towards the bathroom, arrogant and confident.

However, within a second, he ran out again and ran to the bedside table to pick up his phone.

Seeing Lu Xiuluan staring at him stupidly, Du Yisong pursed his lips shyly, and hummed in a mosquito sound: "I don't know how to use it."

While Du Yisong was making preparations, Lu Xiuluan was not idle either. He went to another shower room and washed his whole body thoroughly, making sure that even the scrub masters from the Northeast Bathhouse would not be able to scrub mud.

In the end, he finished washing and waited outside, but still did not see Du Yisong coming out, so Lu Xiuluan couldn't help knocking on the door.

"Wait a little longer." Du Yisong's voice came out through the thick glass door. Although he couldn't hear it clearly, he could accurately capture the forbearance between the words.

Thinking of what the other party was doing, Lu Xiuluan's blood surged up and down all of a sudden, and he sat on the bedside itching unbearably, like a little lady who covered her head with a hijab and hoped that her husband would come back to consummate the wedding after the wedding.

Fortunately, when Lu Xiuluan couldn't wait and was about to rush into the bathroom, Du Yisong finally came out.

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Outside the window, the water of West Lake is blue and vast, and inside the window, the young couple enjoys the beauty of spring.

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