Interstellar Stupid Zerg

Xiao Muyuan went home and ate a few fruits, changed his clothes and went out. Today he was wearing a red and white short-sleeve, and he looked very energetic.

Tianling is a relatively large entertainment mall nearby, so he went straight up to the eighteenth floor and pushed open the glass door of the Shimmer Store.

Lancelot was already sitting by the window and ordered two glasses of boiling water.

"Lancelow, why, what do you want to come out here and say?"

Xiao Muyuan saw that this store was full of couples, and the females were always taking care of the males carefully, racking their brains to think about topics they were interested in, such as the recent Zerg vs. Beast movies, the new movies made by the males, and some males are more interested in mecha war games, and the females also do what they like, explaining some things in the academy.

Xiao Muyuan knew that he and Lancelot were just ordinary friends. Lancelot liked males, and it was impossible for him to have any other emotions towards him. This was his frustration. He liked females but couldn't tell them.

"I don't know what you like, so I ordered two glasses of water. You can see what else you need." Lancelot chose a lot of Xiongzi's favorite food on the menu, as well as sweet and sour pork. He looked at Xiao Muyuan and said I found that Xiao Muyuan was really different from the other females. He didn't have the strong physique of the females, and looked a little thin.

Xiao Muyuan glanced at the menu that Lancelot handed over, and chose Barley's meat, as well as several kinds of meat that females prefer.

"This is for you." Lancelot looked at Xiao Muyuan, the corners of his eyes softened a lot, and he took out a storage ring, "The gloves and second-level materials you want, I will help you with those second-level materials." You have assembled a second-level mech."

"Eh?" Xiao Muyuan was stunned. Did he take a photo of the 2.5 million gloves and give it to himself?

"No, this glove is too valuable, I can't take it." Xiao Muyuan refused, "Lancelo, you are a mech repairer, you need this glove." Xiao Muyuan pushed it back.

"Put it on, do you think I need this kind of thing to assist me? I have a 100% success rate in assembling your second-level mecha." Lancelow picked up the ring and put it on Xiao Muyuan. He grabbed Xiao Muyuan Xiao Muyuan's hand was warm, and he put it on his middle finger. A small star language flower was engraved on the silver ring, which fit Xiao Muyuan's finger just right.

"Then... I also have something to give to Lancelot." Xiao Muyuan took out the bracelet that he always wears on his body, "This bracelet was given to me by my female father. In fact, it is a fighter jet. I originally planned to Take it for a glove exchange as a thank you, Lancelot."

Xiao Muyuan smiled beautifully, his pupils were shining like peach blossoms, and Lancelot was stunned.

Lancelot didn't refuse, and stretched out his hand to ask Xiao Muyuan to put it on for him. He looked at Xiao Muyuan's face, and his face suddenly became hot. It was the first time he looked at a Zerg like this.

the other side:

Does this look like exchanging tokens of love?Xiao Muyuan thought suddenly.

When the dishes were served, Xiao Muyuan didn't eat much, he chose all the dishes evenly and ate them all, so Lancelow shouldn't doubt it, right?

After dinner, Lancelot proposed to go for a walk together. Xiao Muyuan walked with him in a park without Zerg. At this time, many Zerg were eating, and they rarely chose to come out to see the scenery by the river.

"Xiao Muyuan." Lancelot stopped in his tracks.

Xiao Muyuan looked back at him.

"Are you a male insect?"

He asked out!Xiao Muyuan had long been mentally prepared that Lancelot would ask him about his identity sooner or later, but he didn't expect it to be so soon.

"This joke is not funny, of course I am a female." Xiao Muyuan said seriously after tilting his head.

"But do you know that you have many flaws, and you fell ill again and again." Lancelot looked at Xiao Muyuan's face, but the other party glanced away.

"My health has been bad since childhood—" Xiao Muyuan said softly.

"You happened to be at the place where the male disappeared last time, and you were not feeling well."

"That's just a coincidence, and I have nuclear power."

"Very few males will have nuclear energy." Lancelot retorted looking at Xiao Muyuan.

"The male son disappeared after appearing. It happened that you were on leave for three days. I can think that you are sick because you have been injected with medicine."

"I just have a common cold." Xiao Muyuan said nervously. Lancelow had no substantial evidence, so it was impossible to confirm his identity.

"You ran away in a hurry at the auction today, what is the reason?" What Lancelow couldn't understand the most was here, what should have happened at that time, forcing Xiao Muyuan to leave the room.

"Lancelo, you really think too much. I am a female insect. If you don't believe me, you can check my identity."

"I've investigated your identity. The information on your male and female fathers is simply fictitious, and your own information is not all correct."

Xiao Muyuan was stunned. Does his identity have so many loopholes?

"You're not like any other normal Zerg."

"You misunderstood me. I'm really a female. It's very late today. I'll go back if I have nothing else to do." Xiao Muyuan took a step back and looked at Lancelot with complicated eyes. He liked Lancelot very much. I like it very much, I like it so much that I want to enter Lancelot's life, and I also want Lancelot to enter his life, but they don't seem to be suitable. Lancelot is a military female, he can simply When he found out that his identity was wrong, he even had the right to forcibly take himself away.

Xiao Muyuan's eyes were a little cold, "I don't think I'm suitable to be your friend. If it's okay, Lancelot, let's go home by ourselves."

"Wait!" Lancelot grabbed Xiao Muyuan's arm.

"What are you losing your temper with? I'm just worried about you. Do you know that sooner or later you will not be able to hide your affairs? His Highness Xiao Zhantang has already become suspicious of you. As long as he investigates, he will be able to find out, whether you are male or not. Xiao Muyuan, I sincerely regard you as a friend, I'm just helping you." Lancelo took Xiao Muyuan's hand, and he found that those originally warm hands had become very cold.

"I told you this to help you, understand?"

Xiao Muyuan smiled stiffly, "Thank you, Lancelot, it's just that I don't need any help. I really like the things you gave me, and I'm really a female. If you don't believe me, look."

On the riverside, only two Zergs stopped, and the silver light fell down, just reflecting on Xiao Muyuan's mysterious insect pattern. The light blue pattern spread from the back to the chest, and there were two ice flowers blooming on the chest.

This scene should have been very beautiful.

Xiao Muyuan's appearance is very good-looking, his face is smooth and fair, and his angular face is very handsome. The best thing to see is his pair of peach blossom eyes, which shine brighter than the vast stars when blinking. The abyss under the eyes It is easy to attract the soul of Zerg.

The Zerg unbuttoned half of their clothes, revealing a thin figure with gorgeous insect patterns on it.

Lancelot stared blankly for two seconds and couldn't take it any longer. He quickly put on Xiao Muyuan's clothes and buttoned them up one by one.

Xiao Muyuan looked at Lancelot in a daze, what happened, wasn't I proving my identity, didn't Lancelot have anything to say?Lancelot frowned, he really couldn't figure it out.

And Lancelot's heart is more. Doesn't this male know that the color of the nuclear energy and the insect pattern are the same color, even if they are different, they are also similar colors.

He has never seen the nuclear energy emitted by the blue worm pattern be yellow.

This male son doesn't even understand these common sense of life, how did he hide it.

"You are still young, don't unbutton your clothes to other Zerg easily, understand?" Lancelow dressed Xiao Muyuan, buttoned the top button of his shirt, and adjusted his collar.

"It's so late, let me take you back." Lancelow is really worried about this male running around outside. The 22-year-old male is not yet an adult, and he will only be an adult in two years. No wonder Xiao Muyuan is sometimes naive , Most of the males who are not yet adults will be in the second grade.

Is this a pass? Xiao Muyuan didn't ask Lancelot for proof.

"Hey, Lancelot, if there's anything, can you tell me?" Xiao Muyuan sat in the car, his temper was gone, and he looked at Lancelot seriously.

"Okay, I will protect you." The last few words were inaudible, and Xiao Muyuan probably didn't hear these words as there was constant wind outside the window.

After Xiao Muyuan went back, he ate a few fruits—it was good for digestion, so he hurriedly went to Xingwang.

He quickly started the live broadcast, and then entered the battlefield.

[White and fat fox]: Fox, I have prepared the bench and flowers.

[Cute jim]: The fox is a bit unpunctual recently, but we are waiting for you.

Xiao Muyuan immediately entered the battle. He was in a complicated mood today, not in a good mood. He fought extremely fiercely on the battlefield. He used big moves and no tactical moves at all.

[Cute expression 121]: Today's fox seems to be in a bad mood. This fighting style is not like fighting, but more like venting.

[Pikachu]: +1

[Rhoda's Hairpin]: +2

……

After one round, Xiao Muyuan felt refreshed all over, and immediately threw himself into the next round. He lost in the third round, but he didn't care. His points ranking had already reached [-], and the opponents he met would become more and more difficult. .

"Ding."

"Fox, did you take the wrong medicine?" Jun Xiaoyao sent a message. Although Jun Xiaoyao is very famous on the star network, he doesn't like to associate with other anchors, so he has no gay friends!

As an anchor, not having a gay friend is simply a maddening thing, and Jun Xiaoyao finally realized that he needs a gay friend, otherwise he will always be laughed at by his female fans.He always pushes Xiao Muyuan silently during the live broadcast now, so Xiao Muyuan's fans have increased rapidly.

When Xiao Muyuan entered the battlefield to count down the countdown, he saw the words in bold and shiny gold, "Jun Xiaoyao entered your live broadcast room." Looking at the screen again, he had swiped thousands of dollars.

"Welcome Jun Xiaoyao to my live broadcast room. Also, I didn't take the wrong medicine." After entering the live broadcast room, he disappeared into the battlefield.

Jun Xiaoyao sat at home, thinking, this is the only Zerg who knows his identity, and they will be good friends from now on, feeling very comfortable.