My teammates tease me every day [entertainment circle]

"Interview with you." Wei Xunchuan came to hear the news, sat on Gu Huiwan's bed, clenched his right hand as a microphone, and said in a dignified manner: "Excuse me, what do you think of the husband who suddenly became a husband?" ?”

Gu Huiwan glanced over, "Who is the husband himself?"

"Of course it's this handsome man in front of me."

"If you don't want to stay in this room, I can send you away immediately."

Wei Xunchuan coughed and immediately changed the subject, "Actually, I'm here to discuss something important."

"What can you do?" Gu Huiwan was full of disbelief.

Pei Yingguang: "Let's say it first, we don't borrow money."

"Who do you take me for?" Wei Xunchuan said dissatisfiedly, but his attitude changed immediately, and he smiled flatteringly towards Gu Huiwan, "I'm indeed here to borrow something."

Gu Huiwan raised his eyebrows: "What are you borrowing?"

"Lend me the black fisherman's hat you used to wear tomorrow." Wei Xunchuan said, "I forgot to take the hat when I came here, so please help me and save the child."

"It's hanging on the hanger, take it yourself." Gu Huiwan pointed to the shelf behind the door.

"Thank you, Boss Gu, for the reward." Wei Xunchuan stayed after receiving the hat, talked to the four people, and left.

After he left, Gu Huiwan took off his makeup, changed into pajamas, and carefully patted skin care products on his face according to Lu Qian's instructions.

"How do you plan to spend your holiday?" While waiting for the skin care products to dry, Gu Huiwan leaned against the door frame and asked the others.

"If you are dating, you don't need to bring us along." Song Xiu said.

"Who said we're going on a date?" Gu Huiwan applied another layer of essence, "You two are so conspicuous as single, how could I abandon you?"

Song Xiu vomited.

Pei Yingguang: "Wow, brother Qian just sent a message in the group, asking you to get ready for online classes tomorrow."

Song Xiu:? ? ?

Gu Huiwan rushed out directly: "What did you say?"

Pei Yingguang looked at the phone and read: "Next month there will be a final exam. If you don't take it, you will repeat the grade. Gu Huiwan has already stayed once and can't stay again. So, starting tomorrow, the two of you will be together during the break." Follow the online class and study hard. Don’t think about making up the exam at the beginning of school. If you make your debut, you may not be there in September. So this time, you should study hard for this exam, and it’s okay if you fail.”

"what--"

Gu Huiwan was in despair.

God, why are you so cruel to him?

Before stepping into the adult world, he had already tasted the pain.

Pei Yingguang's cell phone rang again, and he laughed out loud looking at the screen, "Also, you have to write your summer homework, or you won't get credit."

……

That's right, the provocative beauty on the stage is actually a kid who is still in high school.

Gu Huiwan didn't even put on face cream, walked to the window, and looked at the distance between the ground and the building.If he jumped from here now, would he break his arm or his leg?

Let's cut off his hand, preferably his right hand, so that he can avoid exams and homework.Although it is shameful for a man like him to escape, it is really useful!

However, as soon as he lay on the window sill and poked his head out, Lin Xingzhi grabbed his collar and pulled him back, "This is very dangerous, what are you doing?"

Gu Huiwan looked at him pitifully: "I can't believe that I have to go to class tomorrow."

"How tall?"

"Sophomore year."

"Soon." Lin Xingzhi patted Gu Huiwan's head, "Just pass the college entrance examination."

Gu Huiwan pursed his lips: "I can't get into any good university."

"But if you don't pass the college entrance examination, you will regret it in life."

Song Xiu couldn't listen anymore: "If you two get bored next to me in class tomorrow, I'll immediately turn on the camera and let Brother Qian take a look."

"Why are you like this kid?" Gu Huiwan glared at Song Xiu.

Song Xiu snorted in disgust, and suddenly remembered the past, "Should we have fried noodles for lunch tomorrow? I want to eat fried noodles made by you."

In the past in City B, when Gu Huiwan was homesick, he would cook by himself and make some home-style meals.Pei Yingguang and Song Xiu had never tasted this pure Northeast flavor, and after eating it once, they felt astonished, and it became the white moonlight in their hearts ever since.

Lu Qian's sudden mention of going to school reminded Song Xiu of his school life with Gu Huiwan, and he remembered the familiar smell.

"Want to eat?" Gu Huiwan looked around, "But we don't have a pot."

"Let's buy a small electric cooker by the way when we order food tomorrow." Song Xiu said, "In this way, we can cook our own porridge in the future, so we don't have to get up early to go to the cafeteria in the morning."

"When did you get up early for breakfast?"

"I get up early every day."

Gu Huiwan curled his lips, "Then here comes the question, who gets up every morning to cook porridge for you?"

Song Xiu was rarely silent, "That's a problem."

Pei Yingguang: "I can't get up."

Gu Huiwan also said, "I can't get up either."

After finishing speaking, he elbowed Lin Xingzhi, and Lin Xingzhi immediately coughed, "I can't get up either."

But Song Xiu would not be defeated by these difficulties, he thought for a moment, and said to Gu Huiwan: "I can help you with your summer homework."

Gu Huiwan's eyes lit up immediately: "What porridge do you want? I can make it."

Song Xiu smiled in satisfaction, "We'll talk about it later."

Lin Xingzhi looked at the two people and said, "I can also help you with your summer homework."

Gu Huiwan leaned close to his ear and whispered: "Are you stupid? Let him do this kind of tiring work."

"Then can I drink your porridge?"

"If you want to drink, I will make it for you every day."

"What are you two talking about?" Song Xiu asked, "My intuition tells me that you two didn't say anything good."

Pei Yingguang shook his head, "Silly brother, you can't listen to anything you say."

"Sleep." Gu Huiwan immediately waved his hand, "I have to get up early for class tomorrow."

Early the next morning, the phone rang on time.Gu Huiwan touched the phone in his sleep, and swiped the answer button three or four times.Then he put the phone on his ear and didn't even open his eyes.

"Are you up yet? It's eight o'clock in ten minutes, hurry up and get ready for class." Lu Qian's voice was like a reminder, floating in Gu Huiwan's ears, "Mathematics and Chinese in the morning, English in the afternoon, do not forget."

Gu Huiwan nodded.

Seeing that there was no reply from him, Lu Qian couldn't help but raise his volume, "Did you hear me!"

A few seconds later, Gu Huiwan's weak voice sounded: "Got it..."

Only then did Lu Qian hang up the phone with satisfaction.

Gu Huiwan took a deep breath, sat up with strong willpower, but fell back in less than a minute.

The dormitory returned to calm.

However, Lu Qian knew what Gu Huiwan was like, so he called again 2 minutes later.

"Did you fall asleep again? Get up quickly, you won't have time to wash your face if you don't get up again."

Gu Huiwan: ...

God, if he is wrong, please let the law punish him, instead of being woken up by Lu Qian in math class on the beautiful holiday morning.

However, since it was so miserable, he must not be miserable alone.

Gu Huiwan rubbed his eyes, climbed out of bed, stood at the head of Song Xiu's bed and said, "Little Xiuxiu, wake up."

Song Xiu didn't respond.

Gu Huiwan was not discouraged, and continued to seduce: "The beautiful teacher is waiting for you."

"Beauty? Where is it?" Song Xiu resolutely woke up.

However, what he saw when he opened his eyes was not a beautiful teacher, but an unpretentious dormitory and Gu Huiwan who was smiling sinisterly at him.

"You lied to me????" Song Xiu felt that his IQ had been insulted.

"I'm not saying that you can get up?" Gu Huiwan said, "Get down quickly when you wake up, class starts at eight o'clock."

"Is the teacher a beautiful woman?"

"hope so."

A few minutes later, the two swollen faces sat together in front of the table, looking at the familiar Tencent conference interface on the screen, even before the teacher came, the two of them were already sleepy.

The bangs on his forehead were still dripping, Gu Huiwan looked at the cabinet next to him, "Do you want to drink milk?"

Song Xiu nodded.

Gu Huiwan brought two cans of milk over.

When the two were unpacking the milk, the small screen on the screen turned into two pieces. Lu Qian entered the meeting and was relieved to see the two sitting together obediently, "Good morning."

The two said blankly: "Morning."

Then the screen paused and turned into four pieces, and the teacher also entered the meeting.

Seeing the moment the camera was turned on, Gu Huiwan and Song Xiu's expectations were completely shattered.

Because their math teacher is not a beautiful woman, not even young, but a middle-aged man who is about the same age as the father of the two.

"Students came early. They seem to like math class very much. The teacher is very pleased." The teacher first praised the two of them before the formal class began. "Now, please open the handouts and turn to the first section. , I will start sharing the screen now, if there is something I don’t understand during the class, I can just open the microphone to communicate.”

After seeing Gu Huiwan and Song Xiu nodding, the teacher continued: "Okay, now let's look at the handout, the first section, logical propositions."

At this moment, Gu Huiwan really wanted to send a cute emoji, who will save him?

The author has something to say: Thank you sisters for your company this year, and I wish you all a prosperous 21 years!Love you guys!

感谢在2020-12-3020:11:38~2020-12-3120:26:28期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 Xizi;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Qingming Wanyue; 4 bottles of Tianzai Shui; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!