I came to the main world after being dressed as ifton

Maybe it was because at some point someone put a flag on him that the shark would never really die, and Osamu Dazai's plan failed again.

The so-called climbing high and looking far away, the port mafia building is originally the tallest building in Yokohama, and it is natural to be able to clearly see all the things that happened under the wide field of vision.

Including a sand-colored trench coat, a trio headed by Dazai Osamu who fell straight from the sky with nothing.

What the hell!

Idiot Dazai what is he doing? !

Seeing Osamu Dazai spreading his hands enjoying the acceleration, Nakahara Nakaya, who rarely returned to Yokohama for a rest, dropped the wine glass he was holding.

The glassware fell to the ground, but it was not shattered directly because of the relaxation of the thick carpet seat.

But even so, the fine wine in the cup was poured all over the floor, staining the warm yellow carpet red.

But Zhongyuan Zhong didn't have time to take care of all this, even the fine wine that was acquired with great difficulty and usually kept in the wine cellar was wasted like this, and it was too late to feel distressed.

Nakahara Chuya got up from the balcony on the top floor of the cadre building that he occupied, looked up at the sky again...

Wow, it's really that bastard Dazai!

Although he always fights around and wants to kill the opponent directly, Nakahara Nakaya also knows after going through the Rat of the Dead House incident that happened before that Dazai Osamu, a guy who is not a person in daily life, has the mind to protect Yokohama. One of the important strategic weapons invaded by foreign enemies.

So it is impossible to let the other party die in such a ridiculous way!No one would agree to such a bad deal.

He glanced at Osamu Dazai and the others above his head, stepped over the railing on the edge of the roof and jumped straight down, using gravity to accelerate his falling speed.

Under the protection of his convenient supernatural power, Zhongyuan Zhong also quickly reached the ground of the first floor in a seemingly thrilling but very safe and easy way. To the utility room for items.

The first thing you see after opening the door is the air cushion that occupies a huge area. After taking it out, Osamu Dazai and the others are only less than [-] meters away from the ground.

Zhong Yuanzhong also knew that there was no time for him to inflate the air cushion in the current situation, so he chose to drag the long cloth strips with both hands and directly use his supernatural power to fly into the air, and then took the right opportunity to use the cloth strips to face the three falling people. The person slapped hard.

"Wow!" Chuya, you are too much! ! !

Osamu Dazai felt a pain on his face, and his whole body was hooted into the canopy beside him.

Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that his supernatural ability disappeared for a second. At this time, he decisively let go of the cloth strip in his hand, and the disturbed gravity returned to his control again.

The orange-haired youth stabilized his stance in the air, and then floated directly to the edge of the dense canopy, looking cheerfully at the few people hanging from the tree.

The point is that Dazai Osamu is hanging on his sand-colored windbreaker as if he is swinging on a swing.

Feeling the emptiness under his feet, Osamu Dazai sighed helplessly, stared at the opposite Nakahara Nakaya who was clearly gloating with his dead fish eyes, and turned his head angrily and gave a "tsk".

What?what!

Even though he already knew Osamu Dazai's dog, after hearing that disdainful "tsk", Nakahara knew that he still underestimated Osamu Dazai unknowingly...

This person should not have hope, because he will always use his behavior to continuously lower the line that human beings deserve.

"Is this how you face your savior?!" Nakahara Chuya snorted coldly with his arms folded, his raised brows were full of contempt for Dazai Osamu.

The brown-haired young man acted as if he hadn't noticed this at all, and watched Chuya Nakahara's every move with a smile like he was watching a fool.

He seemed to be in a very good mood, humming a light tune while waving in the direction of Nakahara Chuya: "Otherwise, what else do you want me to do? Do you need me to act like the heroine in those TV dramas... "Speaking of this, Dazai Osamu paused, and made an exaggerated expression of gratitude while holding his hands together and said: "Oh~ Thank you so much, Mr. Nakahara~"

"If you don't mind, let's go to the nearby cafe for a drink! We can talk about life and ideals~"

As he was talking, he cast a wink, and said shyly like a lady who met her sweetheart for the first time: "After all, the flower planter opposite has an old saying that is not bad—"The grace of saving life should be in the form of your body." Xu' what~"

vomit--

Seeing Dazai Osamu's actions and words, Nakahara Chuya retched reflexively.

It's really disgusting!Is this Osamu Dazai's counterattack?

Seeing Nakahara Chuya's feedback on this, Osamu Dazai restrained all his exaggerated expressions for a second, and stared at the orange-haired youth with dignity and coldness as if he was sitting on his throne.

"So people~ don't expect too much what you can't get!" Otherwise, you may inadvertently get something completely indescribable...

He glanced at Nakahara Chuya from the corner of his eye, and prodded as if deliberately provoking the other party: "It's your honor to be able to help me! Next, I will give you the opportunity to continue to take me down~"

How could a ghost want such an honor? !

Nakahara, who was so angry, his pupils trembled, and he glared viciously at Osamu Dazai who seemed unaware, and then kicked his legs fiercely on the tree trunk where the other party was being hung.

"Go down for me! Sayonara~" Seeing Osamu Dazai falling from the tree, a malicious smile appeared on Nakahara Chuya's clean face.

Anyway, no one can fall to death from this height, and staying in the ICU for a while is a lesson for him~

Osamu Dazai, who was kicked, had a triumphant smile on his face, and at the same time got Atsushi Nakajima off with a hook of both hands.

Let's go down together~

ah?Meow Mimi!

Atsushi Nakajima, who was startled by the sudden fall, reacted instinctively, clutching Osamu Dazai's shoulders like a cat being held down for a bath, and his well-manicured round nails left a deep crescent shape through his clothes.

Osamu Dazai, who was scratched, smiled brightly, and at the same time showed a provocative smile at Shuji Tsushima, who was the only one left on the tree trunk at the upper left.

Want to steal someone from me...?

You're not far off, little guy!

……

Like a bird, a body that falls freely from high altitude.

"Cough cough..."

The first heavy blow came from the fall, followed by the body that belonged to Atsushi Nakajima that fell with acceleration and covered him.

Osamu Dazai, who didn't catch his breath, felt his eyes go dark, his head was buzzing with white light, and there were a thousand little angels with halos playing the symphony.

Atsushi Nakajima, who finally came to his senses, changed his expression. He lifted Osamu Dazai's shoulders and began to check him. At the same time, he kept caring: "Mr. Dazai, how are you feeling? Are you okay?!"

A weak person like Mr. Dazai must be seriously injured if he falls from a height, so don't let anything happen to him! ! !

Seeing Atsushi Nakajima's anxious expression on the verge of crying, Osamu Dazai was so happy that he almost burst out laughing.

Although he could indeed continue to persevere, why should he do so?

"I have nothing to do..."

He spoke in a slow tone, but drops of cold sweat began to form on both sides of his cheeks, which was completely contrary to his words.

Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand to hold Nakajima Atsushi's shoulder, coughed and said intermittently: "It's just Atsushi-kun... you must be frightened?"

I don't, the most important thing right now is Mr. Dazai!

Atsushi Nakajima originally wanted to answer this way, but Dazai Osamu's abruptly closed eyes and the hand that fell off due to loss of strength just after reaching his shoulder frightened the white-haired boy quite a bit.

"Mr. Dazai? Ambulance... ambulance!"

Looking at the unconscious Osamu Dazai, Atsushi Nakajima could only do things that might be futile with a faint hope.

……

This is the third day that Osamu Dazai was admitted to the hospital.

"Hi ~ Atsushi-kun, why are you so early today?" Nakajima Atsushi opened the door and walked into the ward, and saw Dazai Osamu who greeted him like this.

The man was half leaning on the hospital bed. On the bedside table were a teapot, a water cup and scattered medicines. The quilt covering his body had the kind of bump that hadn't been flattened after being lifted.

Atsushi Nakajima pretended not to notice this, and after closing the door of the ward, he walked towards the direction where Osamu Dazai was.He casually put the condolences on the table, pulled a stool to one side and sat on it, then propped his chin and smiled at Osamu Dazai: "I just came here for nothing, but Mr. Dazai, you seem to be in good spirits!"

"Of course~Of course~I think I can go to heaven today!"

Osamu Dazai said with a blushing face, probably an illusion?I always feel that the pupils of the other party's eyes start to spin in circles due to excessive excitement...

Looking at Osamu Dazai like this, he remembered the topic he had mentioned in this world, Atsushi Nakajima asked hesitantly: "Mr. Dazai, you didn't eat the poisonous mushroom when the nurses were not paying attention, did you?" ?”

"What are you talking about~" Dazai Osamu's eyes flashed an almost invisible light, but because it was well hidden, it was not noticed by the caring Atsushi Nakajima.

The brown-haired young man raised his arms high, closed his eyes and said like a pilgrimage: "Nurses are usually busy enough, as a good man, you can't trouble them~"

Looking at Osamu Dazai like this, a trace of helplessness flashed in Atsushi Nakajima's eyes—it was such frivolous praise of the beauty of women that it was impossible to believe that Mr. Dazai would suddenly change his mind and run to pursue a man.

"Then Mr. Dazai, why are you behaving like this..." Atsushi Nakajima paused slightly, originally intending to say that something was wrong, but after thinking about it, he changed a somewhat euphemistic word.

Regarding Atsushi Nakajima's question, Osamu Dazai tilted his head slightly with a smile on his face: "What's going on?" The white-haired boy was playful and said, "Then you guess~"

"Mr. Dazai, you're kidding me again!" Nakajima Atsushi showed a pair of dead fish eyes, and protested without emotion.

Perhaps it was Atsushi Nakajima who amused Dazai Osamu, the brown-haired young man hugged his stomach and started laughing.

Such a smile made Atsushi Nakajima, the person being ridiculed, couldn't help but want to beat someone up, but because of his own respect for Osamu Dazai, he had to suppress his violent emotions.

At this moment, Osamu Dazai suddenly pointed to the boiling kettle opposite and said, "I'm a little thirsty now, can I trouble Atsushi-kun to pour me a glass of water?"

At this time, Atsushi Nakajima just needed to transfer his emotions. He swallowed the breath in his mouth, and walked to the side of the power supply to pour water for Osamu Dazai.

Maybe it was because he was tired from walking and his mouth was dry, so Atsushi Nakajima poured himself a glass.

"Mr. Dazai, this is for you!"

Atsushi Nakajima handed the water cup to Osamu Dazai, and the brown-haired young man smiled gratefully at Atsushi Nakajima after receiving it: "Thank you, Atsushi~"

Seeing Osamu Dazai who was drinking water with his mouth pursed in small sips, Atsushi Nakajima then gulped it in.

The entrance is soft and has a light fruity aroma, which makes people dizzy and confused.

This is... wine!

Atsushi Nakajima's purple-gold eyes widened in shock, and when he rolled his eyes, he became dizzy and didn't know anything.

Looking at Nakajima Atsushi who fell into a coma, Osamu Dazai, who has a good capacity for alcohol, smiled with satisfaction.He stepped forward to move Atsushi Nakajima to the bed, and then went to lock the door of the ward.

After locking the door, Osamu Dazai came to the hospital bed in two or three steps, and half-crawled to sit next to Atsushi Nakajima.

"Atsushi-kun, do you like me?" Osamu Dazai patted Atsushi Nakajima's cheek, coaxing him softly.

The dizzy Atsushi Nakajima crawled into the bed, Dazai Osamu reached out and grabbed the other person's slender ankle after seeing this scene, and directly pulled him out from inside.

Nakajima Atsushi rubbed the bed sheet, and kept mumbling something inaudible because of being disturbed.

But even if you can't hear anything, you can imagine how the other party scolds the street~

Thinking of this, Osamu Dazai smiled deeper, repeated the question and continued to coax.

Atsushi Nakajima's eyes were closed tightly, and his brows were deeply wrinkled with some displeasure at being disturbed.

But under Osamu Dazai's repeated interruptions, he could only nod in a daze, and while touching the face of the brown-haired young man with his eyes closed, he replied coquettishly in a soft tone: "I like it, Mr. Dazai the most!"

Starlight bloomed in Dazai Osamu's eyes, and he stroked Nakajima Atsushi's cheek tenderly.

"So what do you like about me?" The brown-haired young man muttered to himself, not knowing whether he was asking someone else or talking to himself.

Atsushi Nakajima crawled under the covers, his tone was tinged with laziness because of sleepiness: "I like Mr. Dazai's mature and stable appearance as if everything is in his hands. After seeing it, it makes people feel very at ease..."

bang-

Osamu Dazai felt a burst of lightning strike directly on top of his head, and his originally bright mood suddenly darkened.

Mature...stable...so let's talk about that guy again?

Osamu Dazai looked bitterly at Atsushi Nakajima who was sleeping soundly, and pressed his nose dissatisfiedly.

I'm suffering here, but you, the culprit, are actually quite comfortable!

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