If not, let’s draw A.

Chi Xiaochi was not good since he was a child, his parents divorced, he followed his father, his father didn't care about him, and married a girl in her early twenties, Chi Xiaochi was only nine years old and knew that his father and this little stepmother were disgusting, and ran away after being beaten , Can you chase him out and beat him?

Chi Xiaochi's grades in primary school are as bad as shit, these are not Chi Xiaochi's original words, how could he say that his grades are bad, he just missed the pass by five points, how awesome.

Chi's father lived in another house with his stepmother, and he lived in a small house by himself, with enough money, anyway, he just didn't let him bother them, Chi Xiaochi snorted, he didn't want to see them.

After taking the money, he went out to eat, drink and play, mainly to play games in Internet cafes. Later, when he got a mobile phone, Chi Xiaochi started to play with mobile phones.

No one cares.

Chi Xiaochi first came into contact with Glory of Kings when he was 11 years old and in the sixth grade. At that time, he could not play anything, so he really filled in his ID card, and then the health system restricted his time.

Chi Xiaochi was annoyed to death, but he got used to this game, and the more he played, the more fun he found, but he was still stupid, and didn't know how to open another trumpet, so he only had so little time every day, one hour.

It's really over before it even starts.

When he was about to enter junior high school, he heard people in his class say that he could still play a trumpet, as long as he didn't need to tie his ID card, Chi Xiaochi was finally able to play games happily all day long.

Technology is also improving rapidly.

He is good at any game.

No matter how bad the grades are at the beginning of a small promotion, you can still get promoted, so Chi Xiaochi has never touched books at all. One day he wanted to get a rank for the big one, and he boarded the one-hour one after a long absence. Oh my god, all the shit I met were idiots, dish B shooter, he couldn't play at all, he couldn't move it, so Chi Xiaochi took out the shooter himself in a rage.

Gritting his teeth, he said, "Only these three fucking skills, one is level A, he can play well, I'm convinced, I'll do it myself!"

Chi Xiaochi has been playing support since he started playing this game. He seldom plays other supports. He thinks it’s not fun.

On this day, he met Xu Xiao.

In the small platinum game, there were two crouching dragons and phoenix chicks.

At the beginning of the game, Xiaochi turned on the microphone as soon as he was bloody, "Can you look at the screen with your eyes, don't look at your fucking ass."

He took the first blood, but he didn't understand how to play as a support, and he operated hot eyes. This first blood has nothing to do with the support.

The assistant was also angry. He turned on the small microphone, but he didn't know how to scold. He asked him stiffly, "Are you a primary school student?"

Chi Xiaochi's voice was tender, and he couldn't even tell whether it was a man or a woman. It sounded like a child's, but his mouth was really dirty.

Chi Xiaochi: "I'm just a primary school student, what's the matter? All primary school students are better than you. Whatever you play with, my toes are better than your hands."

The assistant snorted, his breathing changed, but he didn't know how to curse, and he didn't want to block Chi Xiaochi.

This time he lost, Chi Xiaochi didn't know how to play a shooter, and he only got a better first blood in the opening game. Every time the support sneered when he made a mistake, Chi Xiaochi started to fight him again.

"The support you play is too bad."

The assistant responded: "Your shooter is only at the level of a primary school student."

After he came out, Chi Xiaochi pulled the man to his room, rolled up his sleeves and continued to scold him. He had to scold enough. The assistant who could play with hands played like that garbage. If he didn't scold him for being autistic, he would lose.

Not to be outdone, the assistant also scolded him for being a shooter. One of the two was as crazy as a force machine, and the other was very angry but stupid and couldn't swear. You came and I scolded for half an hour.

Chi Xiaochi took a sip of water, "Get off! Scolding you is just flattering you, wasting my precious hour."

Assistant: "You think you didn't waste my two hours?"

Chi Xiaochi sneered, "Hey, you really can't compare to me, a primary school student, in your feelings."

Everyone is healthy, this assistant must be bigger than him, and he can play better than him, not even a primary school student.

There was still enough time to fight again, Chi Xiaochi generously said: "Come on, let me line up with you, I will show you what playing support is, learn it hard, dish B."

The assistant ignored him, locked the shooter in seconds after entering the game, and typed angrily:

-I'll let you see how to play the shooter too, watch it carefully, elementary school student.

The only Su Xingluo in the box who was not drunk could only ask the result cooperatively, "How did he do?"

Xu Xiao was cleaning up the soup that Chi Xiaochi overturned, with a stern and calm profile.

Chi Xiaochi's eyes were blurred, he won the championship today, and at the celebration banquet, he was very careful not to drink a sip of wine at the previous celebration banquets. How could he be so drunk and crazy if he pays attention to his image? Months... He didn't go his way, holding back after the game and seeing alcohol, he poured himself.

Thinking of that one, Chi Xiaochi curled his lips and smiled, "He just plays AD, what do you think?"

At the beginning of the story, it was a dedicated support player who hated AD for not using his bow and arrows to go to the battlefield, and an orphan archer who did not have support in a single row and finally decided to become a support shooter himself. Both met in the first transformation Strange, alive and mad, they changed back after the next fight, and each other proved that they are dads.

Then I found out that the fight was very cool, and it was an unexpected fit. So in the days that followed, Chi Xiaochi mainly scolded, scolded and cooperated in double rows. This conjoined team lasted for seven years.

Chi Xiaochi has also grown up.

The useless support he scolded became his eldest AD son. Now he is [-] years old. They have played countless brilliant moves on the field together. They have won four kills and five kills. Fans say that in the local competition area, AD and support, they have the best tacit understanding.

Seven years, for sure.

Back then, I empathized with him and chatted with him privately, and asked him if he had his own AD, which he could bring to play professionally. Chi Xiaochi was eccentric, "Yes, but he is a top student."

Unlike him, Xu Xiao was a three-good student. Before meeting him, he didn't even have a trumpet, so in terms of talent, Xu Xiao should be better than Chi Xiaochi, and he didn't play much.

It was because of his fierce play that Xu Xiao opened a second account without health restrictions, and fought with him one after another.

He swears a lot, and he swears. He also swears when he knows Xu Xiao. Xu Xiao also swears at him at the beginning. I'm angry.

If you scold him for playing, he will review the hero training in the training camp at night, watch the teaching video, and then duo with him.

Xu Xiao and Chi Xiaochi are very complicated existences, Chi Xiaochi can't describe them systematically in words, he can't understand Xu Xiao.

I don't understand, I really don't understand.

After the celebration banquet, Su Xingluo took the cherry blossoms back, Chen Li could barely walk by himself, and went back to the base to sleep, only Chi Xiaochi, who was so drunk, refused to get in the car, saying that the car smelled expensive and expensive With a young master, Brother Zhou pouted his tongue, "I don't care, Xu Xiao, your assistant, I leave it to you, I'm leaving."

As usual, for many years, Chi Xiaochi was still in Xu Xiao's care.

Xu Xiao is in charge of his mess.

Xu Xiao opened a room and brought Chi Xiaochi up there. He was vomited dirty, so he went to take a bath first, and told Chi Xiaochi not to run around and sit on the bed properly.

Chi Xiaochi smelt of alcohol, hiccupped, and went crazy, "Don't worry, I ordered to run."

Xu Xiao: "..."

Helpless, he took a shower with the door open, and kept listening to the movement outside, afraid that Chi Xiaochi would really run away.In the end, he didn't run, but he knocked open his door.

Xu Xiao is really good-tempered, so he didn't get angry, he just said helplessly, "Wait for me a while, you wash after I finish washing."

Chi Xiaochi stood straight, not crooked, but he was definitely not sober, he was very drunk, because he looked at Xu Xiao for a while, and suddenly said: "Let me give you a mouthful, I watched the film very simple, I can learn it Well, it shouldn't break it for you."

Xu Xiao hadn't swearing for several years, so he made an exception at this time, "Don't be drunk, go back."

Chi Xiaochi took off his shoes and walked in, "I'm not drunk."

Xu Xiao was afraid that he would fall. The bathroom floor was slippery. If he really fell, he would be stupid. He turned off the shower and wanted to carry him out. As soon as he touched Chi Xiaochi, he was entangled.

Chi Xiaochi was serious, and he was drunk, his hands were not serious, he didn't care if he would hurt Xu Xiao, Xu Xiao was bitten on the shoulder, and he snorted, he was a dog.

see blood.

Chi Xiaochi knelt down, "If you fucking pull my hair again, I'll bite your thigh too."

crazy.

all crazy.

Xu Xiao put his hand on the top of Chi Xiaochi's soft hair, such a person with fried hair, but his hair is as soft as a girl's.

The bathroom space is small, and every sound will be amplified, like an echo, swallowing, panting, sticky sound between lips and teeth, whether Chi Xiaochi's learning ability is good or not, there is no way to judge.

Because Xu Xiao didn't have the sense to think about how Chi Xiaochi learned.

"You will regret it." Xu Xiao pulled Chi Xiaochi up, the lower half of his face was covered with filth, even on the tip of his nose, his eyes were red because he was drunk or something.

It's not snotty at all.

Xu Xiao washed Chi Xiaochi's face and mouth, he is not very old, he is only nineteen, he can control nothing at the age of 19, he just looks stable, thinking of Chi Xiaochi waking up tomorrow, remembering what happened tonight, he will talk to him Desperate, will break the friendship, Xu Xiao couldn't calm down, and pressed his finger on Chi Xiaochi's tongue.

Before he could say anything harshly, Chi Xiaochi closed his mouth and boldly rubbed Xu Xiao's fingers with his tongue.

The hostility in Xu Xiao's eyes dissipated, he leaned against the wall and let Chi Xiaochi do what he wanted.

Seeing him like this, Chi Xiaochi thought he didn't feel or respond, so he bit Xu Xiao's finger hard, "Why don't you move?"

Xu Xiao seemed a little tired, "What should I do?"

Chi Xiaochi is drunk and playing like crazy, what can he do?

It was Chi Xiaochi who was refreshed, and he was the one who was punished when he woke up tomorrow.

"Go to sleep."

Chi Xiaochi burst into tears, Xu Xiao was stunned, his heart ached, and he quickly changed his words to coax: "You can do whatever you want, don't cry."

"Don't sleep, how do you want to play? I'll let you play."

Chi Xiaochi couldn't stop crying and shook his head, "I don't fucking want this."

Xu Xiao also felt uncomfortable, with his hands hanging around Chi Xiaochi's waist, "Then tell me, what do you want?"

Chi Xiaochi bumped into Xu Xiao's arms and shouted, "I just want you to hug me!"

"Master... I'm shameless for the first time you give someone a mouth, and you just reacted like this. Are you a man? Your function is broken!"

Xu Xiao seemed to have glimpsed something, his hands were trembling with excitement, he didn't dare to hug Xiaochi, his voice was hoarse, "Xiaochi, do you know what you are talking about?"

Chi Xiaochi bit Xu Xiao's neck, "Of course I know!"

Xu Xiao couldn't feel the pain, and still couldn't believe it. Chi Xiaochi didn't vent enough, took off his clothes, leaned his forehead on Xu Xiao's shoulder, and sobbed softly, "The tattoo on my chest is your name, I gave you a mouth, but you didn't respond, are you straight?"

Chi Xiaochi's tattoo was done when he first joined the club. Two small silver fishes are crossed and leaping. Xu Xiao has never known that two fishes are meaningful.

Chi Xiaochi slid his fingers, "Two fish, X, your name, you like fish the most."

When he was 16 years old, he understood how he felt for Xu Xiao. He went out on vacation and went out alone to get this tattoo that only he knew what it meant, without telling anyone.

If it wasn't for a female fan who loudly confessed to Xu Xiao on the field last month, if it wasn't for Chi Xiaochi playing on Xu Xiao's mobile phone on the way back to the base, and seeing so many female anchors and female anchors' WeChat on his mobile phone, He won't be jealous for half a month, he won't finish the game today, get drunk, lose his image, kneel on the ground, and give Xu Xiao a mouth no matter what.

Even when he was drunk, he knew he was crazy.

Completely crazy.

But he likes Xu Xiao so much, he likes him almost to death.

Xu Xiao, a stinky straight guy, doesn't like him.

Chi Xiaochi thought his mother would kill Xu Xiao and attach a bomb to him, so it wouldn't be easy.

The author has something to say: the love-hate relationship of the little trolls, everyone is welcome to watch the first episode, hehe.

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