The first mortal in fairyland

Small Theater 1～

After Mimi and Sticky were born, Ren Qinghuan told her close relatives and friends and received some congratulatory gifts.

Among them, the one who gave the most solemn gift was his "good brother", Chu Mingzhi, the director of Yuejian Academy.

Could it be him?

Because he made an extra sentence before the wedding night, he offended both of the couple thoroughly, so he could only hold a book in his hand and a basket of books on his back, and came to the door to make a confession!

"If you don't dislike me," Chu Mingzhi said with a smile, "in the future, these two children will be entrusted to me for their elementary schooling. It can be regarded as compensation for my bad intentions before."

The couple, who were exhausted from taking care of the children to the point of collapse, immediately let go of their previous suspicions.

"Where."

"Work and work!"

Take them to school now, please.

Although the children are cute, they can run around too much and have too much energy. They need adults to stare at them twelve hours a day. After a long time, it is really unbearable. They should go to school or go to school!

But when it comes to reading, it’s okay to be sticky, and you can listen to it for a long time with a small snack in your hand, but Mimi can’t sit still for a moment, let alone go to school and attend lectures.

When she was only three years old, her strength was frighteningly great. It took Chu Mingzhi to lock her up with a cage-like magic weapon, and she only learned two sentences of three hundred thousand, which shows how terrifying it will be in the future.

Yun Xiangrong actually said: "Don't suppress Mimi's nature, let Mimi play, she's still young!"

On this point, Ren Qinghuan persisted and would never give in.

"Just read characters for half an hour every day, so it won't delay her playing," he persuaded the master, "If you don't control her now, you won't be able to control her in the future. What if she becomes illiterate?"

Lian Ruo whispered to him: "It's up to you, don't study hard."

Ren Qinghuan: "...Hey."

Forget the past.

At the beginning, he also went to Yuejian Academy to learn literacy when he was three or four years old, but he knew to sleep in class, and was often punished by his husband to stand up, and he could fall asleep while standing, which made him helpless.

At that time, Yun Xiangrong treated him with a laissez-faire educational philosophy.

"Boys, their brains are not working well, and it's normal to not study well. Even if you memorize it by rote now, you can't make a fuss in the future compared to a girl who learns and uses it flexibly. If you don't learn it, don't learn it."

So when Xiao Ren Qinghuan met Xiao Lianruo later, she didn't know how to read.

Lian Ruo's family didn't teach anything, but Xiao Lian Ruo himself felt a sense of crisis, and secretly learned a little medical skills and musical instruments. After coming to the Acacia Sect, he didn't feel safe, and he was eager to learn.

Yun Xiangrong personally taught him how to read and asked the little Ren Qinghuan who had a little background to tutor him.

In order not to lose face, Xiao Ren Qinghuan had no choice but to study hard.

He pretended to be very relaxed every day, and then turned on the lamp at night to read until midnight, and dozed off in class the next day. Xiao Lianruo also said: "Wow, brother is so good, you can do it without learning!"

"Uh……"

Little Ren Qinghuan was riding a tiger and couldn't get off.

At first, Yun Xiangrong saw it, secretly amused him, thinking that he would reveal his secrets soon, but he didn't expect that he actually pretended to be down, and he pretended for several years!

When they were twelve or thirteen years old, reading became a side job, martial arts was the right way, and Qing Huan was the first to be liberated.

Just preliminary.

Because there is no need to learn to recite the classics and history collections, and Lian Ruo has fallen in love with Zatan Zhiguai again. He either learns musical instruments or reads books every day. Of course, Ren Qinghuan can't be left behind.

So he followed Lian Ruo to read idle books for a few years.

It can be said that it is very touching to work hard for the younger sister. He himself was moved by his willpower. After all, God knows how much he hates reading.

But then one day, he listened to his junior sister reading to him, and fell asleep while listening to it. After waking up, he was very guilty, but his junior sister said: "It's okay, you don't like reading so much, it's normal to fall asleep, I just coax you to sleep. Yes, everyone has things they are good at and things they are not good at."

He was shocked.

Shame, anger!

"You, you, what..." Ren Qinghuan's ears were red, "When did you know?"

"Ah?" Lian Ruo asked naively, "Does it need to be said? I knew it from the very beginning. Could it be that you like to study when you sleep in class? Complimenting you is just to make you happy, do you take it seriously?"

Not happy at all now.

Ren Qinghuan was wronged: "Why didn't you say it earlier?"

For so many years!

Xiao Lianruo was still confident: "I said earlier, aren't you illiterate?"

It also seems to make sense.

Junior sister helped me become a better person, Xiao Ren Qinghuan thought, Junior sister still loves me, it's all for my own good.

……

Now, Ren Qinghuan recalled what happened back then, and suddenly realized that her junior sister has been a little devil since she was a child!

"How dare you say that?" He bit Lian Ruo's cheek, "You lied to me for so many years, do you know how hard it is for me to study?"

Lian Ruo rubbed her face, and said with a guilty conscience: "Well... you have to work harder when you are young..."

Mimi turned her head back from the small cage, looked at them with big watery eyes, and said in a childish voice with slurred speech: "Daddy, Mom~ I don't want to mess with studying hard!"

"No." Ren Qinghuan hurriedly stopped the master who wanted to let her out to hug her, and said decisively, "Your mother is right, hard work is necessary."

Lian Ruo said weakly: "...I, I am also a father..."

Hey, if it can't be corrected, so be it.

·

Small Theater 2～

Although Mimi doesn't like studying, she likes weapons very much.

When the siblings were grasping Zhou, Sticky grabbed a ball of wool and refused to let go, Mimi grabbed Sticky's nape of the neck, and after being separated by the adults with great difficulty, she turned to grab a small wooden sword.

Lian Ruo was afraid that if she liked swords so much, she would fall in love with the divine weapon in the first stage, or if she was caught by the divine weapon, it would really cause trouble for her, so she quickly left the first stage with her children and seniors, and went to live in seclusion. up.

After that, sticky and cheerful.

Because in the first level, everyone generally pays more attention to Xiaolong. Not to mention that people in the Acacia Sect favor women over men, and the first level also emphasizes martial arts over literature. Sticky is not as popular as her sister in these two aspects, and feels neglected , and would occasionally cry with Ren Qinghuan and Lian Ruo.

But the parents take care of Sticky too much, and Mimi is unhappy, so it's hard to balance.

Fortunately, after living in seclusion, the two children quickly forgot about these things. Sticky sticks to mopping the floor with Maomao and playing with glass beads every day, Mimi plays with water to climb, jumps up and down, pure and happy.

On a hot summer day, the two little ones learned to change form. Ren Qinghuan carved an exquisite nest out of ice jade for them, and connected them together, making a total of three rooms.

Mimi's nest is on the far right, but she always squeezes into the sticky nest in the middle. When sticky has nowhere to go, she goes to sleep in the leftmost nest. In the end, Lian Ruo turns into a kitten and sleeps with Mimi. nest.

When the little nest was placed outside the courtyard, Ren Qinghuan could also change into its original shape, wrap them up in the middle, take a nap with them, and shade them from the sun.

The little guys are so cute when they are asleep.

very warm.

Ren Qinghuan looked at their sleeping faces and had a dream.

In the dream, he returned to his childhood, playing in the Hehuan Sect, and the faint laughter of children could be heard in the Red Silk Palace.

He walked in and saw the little Lian Ruo lying on a pile of cushions, scratching a red hydrangea in his hand, smiling and looking up at him.

"Brother~"

Xiao Lianruo called him so softly that his heart almost melted.

"Let's play ball together!"

Once, Xiao Ren Qinghuan didn't understand his way of playing ball.

In Ren Qinghuan's view, the ball is either used for kicking, bouncing it on the toes and knees, or it is used for hitting, riding a horse and hitting it with a polo club, but even if it is scratched.

He first scratched it, then rolled it on the ground, crawled and chased it, scratched it in his hand when he was tired of chasing it, and then threw away the ball to play other things. As a result, all the balls were lost as soon as he bought them. He scratched or opened a thread, or a hole, and none of them were intact.

However, Ren Qinghuan's balls were all dirty with dirt, and I feel that the junior sister's balls are a little cuter.

And the appearance of Lian Ruo crawling around on the cushion is really cute.

Like a kitten climbing over mountains.

"I found a bead!" Xiao Lianruo got under a cushion and took out a small ice jade ball, "Senior brother, come and see~"

"Junior Sister," Xiao Ren Qinghuan came to him, took out a small crumpled handkerchief, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said firmly, "I will make money in the future, and I will buy you a bigger ice jade ball for you to play with." .”

Lian Ruo smiled and fell on top of him.

"Well, then I made money and bought delicious food for my brother, so that you can eat it openly, and you will be full for every meal~"

Xiao Ren Qinghuan lowered her head in shame.

At that time, he seemed to never have enough to eat, and he often ate leftover meals from his junior sister.

Before he met his junior sister, he had a weak physique. Yun Xiangrong didn't know what was going on, and he found several doctors who said that he was very healthy and had no problems, so he had no choice but to give up, believing that he was born with it, and giving him food Order supplements.

Later, when Ren Qinghuan grew up, he gradually realized that it was actually because his appetite was different from normal people.

Adults will control the child's appetite, but children will not. If Xiaolian only knows that it is a good thing to eat, he will feed Ren Qinghuan every day. After a period of time, Ren Qinghuan's body will become healthy.

Xiao Ren Qinghuan solemnly vowed: "In the future, I will definitely make a lot of money, not only to feed myself, but also to buy delicious and fun things for my younger sister!"

In the dream, Xiao Lianruo raised his head and turned into a 12-year-old.

"Senior brother," he said in a low tone, "I am no longer the young suzerain."

Ren Qinghuan was very clumsy, wanted to comfort him but didn't know how to speak, suddenly found two more ice jade beads in her hand, so she quickly grabbed Lian Ruo's hand and put the jade beads in Lian Ruo's palm.

Lian Ruo pursed her lips, held the two beads tightly, looked up at him for a while, raised her chin, and kissed his side face.

It was soft and sweet to the touch.

Then Ren Qinghuan woke up.

Mimi and Goo seem to have woken up for a while, chasing each other and biting each other's tail.

Lian Ruo also just woke up, looked up at him, with sleepy eyes, and said stickily: "Brother, I just had a dream."

Ren Qinghuan said pleasantly: "You also dreamed about us when we were young?"

"Uh-huh."

The first "um" is a rising tone, and the second is a falling tone, which is a coquettish negation.

"I dreamed that when Mimi and Sticky grew up, they went out to travel at the same time," Lian Ruo said, scratching him, "Mimi is very skilled in martial arts, and got a sword. Sticky is gentle and handsome, and saved a Little fox, the two of them came home at the same time, I saw that this was Aruna and Xie Xiaoyu!"

Ren Qinghuan: "...I really know I was wrong."

Lian Ruo: "Hmph!"

·

Small Theater 3～

In the first stage of "Confinement", in order to please the master, Lian Ruo mostly took the form of a cat when taking care of the children, and the children also liked it. Everyone had a great time playing, but Ren Qinghuan was a little tired.

Because they cleaned the room by themselves, Ren Qinghuan collected a lot of cat hair every day.

Later, I kept more and more, until Mimi and Sticky grew up and had to sleep in separate rooms with the adults, so it came in handy.

Because the little ones said that it is okay to share a house, but only with their father, not with their mother.

Lian Ruo: "...I am also a father, forget it, mother will accompany you to sleep..."

"No!" Ren Qinghuan sternly refused, "Junior Sister!"

Why is it me who makes the face every time?

Lian Ruo was very embarrassed: "Let's break up with you first, I'll stay with them for a while before breaking up completely."

In the end, Ren Qinghuan was separated out alone.

Who is this room for? ? ?

After a sleepless night and a lonely pillow, Ren Qinghuan took out a lot of Mao Mao under the moonlight, and decided to use Mao Mao to make two little kittens.

The two kittens look exactly the same as Lian Ruo's original shape, but one has blue eyes and the other has golden eyes to distinguish them. The color of the Lingshi is very similar to Lian Ruo's yin and yang eyes, squatting It was Ren Qinghuan's posture when he saw his animal form for the first time, licking his paws, vividly.

The next day, Ren Qinghuan took out the kittens and distributed them to the children, one for each of them. The children were all cheering, but Lian Ruo blushed and turned around and scolded him when the child was not around: "What did you do! Why did you keep the kittens?" Looking at me, my hair?"

Brother is so perverted!

Ren Qinghuan is too innocent: "Every hair on the beast's body is useful, what a pity I lost it."

You can't take your hair out and sell it for money, can you?

"Who said it?" Lian Ruo didn't believe it, "You said it yourself, you can't listen to those rumors and gossip, they are all made up by people who don't understand."

"This is Yan..." Yan Zipei told him, but Ren Qinghuan stopped abruptly in the middle of speaking, and almost couldn't catch his breath. Under Lian Ruo's scrutiny, he hurriedly changed his words, "There is evidence, my Lin can heal diseases..."

It's over, he suddenly felt that since he started staying at home every day to coax his children, his mind was obviously dull.

"Your Lin?" Lian Ruo stroked his arm vigilantly, "How do you know? Have you tried exposing Lin yourself?"

It was really difficult for Ren Qinghuan to lie repeatedly in front of him.

"Are you stupid!" Lian Ruo patted his chest lightly, then stroked his arm back and forth, "Does it hurt? What is it for? Why didn't you tell me?"

Although she changed her gender, Lian Ruo was still the clever little junior sister she used to be, so she immediately guessed the reason: "You didn't tell me your real shape before, because you were afraid that I would find out? You once tricked me into eating a food that said It's Lin Fan who can protect the baby, could it be, uh..."

Ren Qinghuan bowed her head and kissed him.

Lian Ruo kept struggling, turned his head, and said angrily: "Don't try to be perfunctory!"

"It doesn't hurt at all. Lin pieces are just like your fur. They will grow out in two days. You don't have to think too much, after all..." Ren Qinghuan pressed his lower lip with her fingertips and said with a smile, "The things on my body , are you still eating too little? Don’t worry, although it’s all essence, it’s good for your health, but it’s inexhaustible for me... Ah! Junior sister, why did you hit me?”

Lian Ruo used the back of his left hand to cool down his flushed cheeks, pointed at him with his right hand and scolded him: "Dengtuzi, shameless!"

Ren Qinghuan was about to die innocently, and squatted on the ground covering her face: "Why am I shameless? Dragon saliva can prolong your life, I am doing you a favor!"

Lian Ruo found out that he was thinking wrong, and became even more annoyed. He changed the subject and said, "You, you, what you just said is well-founded, you just want to say Yan Zipei, right? What else is hiding from me, tell me quickly!"

The little kitty has turned into a Hedong lion. How could Ren Qinghuan dare to hide anything from him, so she quickly took out a fiery red phoenix feather, and confessed leniently: "She said she would apologize to me for her brother, so she gave this away, hey, junior sister Don't make trouble."

Lian Ruo turned into a kitten and snatched the feathers. His claws were shining with cold light. He must destroy this thing.

Ren Qinghuan could only bounce up and hold it high, not giving it to him.

This thing can be discarded, but it cannot be destroyed. Not to mention selling it can make a lot of money, and it can at least save a life as an introduction to the panacea.

So the two of them were holding up, one was enough, one was running and the other was chasing, and just two steps away, they saw another little kitten pounced on the side, also using its short legs to hop up and down, trying to grab its feathers. sticky.

Lian Ruo: "..."

Ren Qinghuan: "..."

Sticky's habits are exactly the same as Lian Ruo's, thinking that the two of them are playing with cat teasers, so they rush over to play together.

In front of the children, Lian Ruo really couldn't afford to lose face, so she had no choice but to stop rushing. Ren Qinghuan took the feather and concentrated on teasing Sticky, laughing, and "accidentally" bit the feather by Sticky, biting the bald all at once. half.

"Swallow it, it's good for your health," Ren Qinghuan rubbed the sticky back of his head, and explained, "You can eat this, but not other cat teasers, you know?"

"Hmph," Lian Ruo licked Sticky's hair, and said in a strange way, "What's so special about a stinky bird's feather? Sticky, let's not eat his, it's dirty!"

But Lian Ruo just casually said that sticky physique is not as good as her sister Mimi's, so it's good to eat some supplements.

As a result, Sticky finished eating, licked the fur around his mouth, bit off the remaining half and ate it, and said inarticulately: "Meow, it's delicious and fragrant~"

Lian Ruo was taken aback: "Why does it smell like meat?"

Ren Qinghuan: "The left and right are edible. I washed them long ago, and marinated them in broth once when stewing meat."

Lian Ruo: "..."

·

Thousands of miles away.

In Lingtong Immortal Mansion, Yan Zipei suddenly felt a chill and sneezed.

·

Small Theater 4～

During the day, Yan Zipei was mentioned by chance, and when they were sleeping at night, the two children each hugged a mother's doll and went to sleep separately. Ren Qinghuan suddenly thought of Yan Zijin, and Lian Ruo asked about him.

"Junior Sister," he said sourly, "I haven't hidden anything from you, can you tell me why Yan Zijin wanted to marry you?"

When Yan Zijin proposed to propose marriage at the beginning, it was actually very abrupt, but at that time Ren Qinghuan had more things to deal with, so naturally she didn't bother to talk to him.

"How would I know?" Lian Ruo turned over to sleep, and didn't bother to talk to his brother, "Old vinegar."

"Why are you only allowed to eat it?" Ren Qinghuan hugged his waist and muttered, "It's old when I'm here?"

"Oh," Lian Ruo said with a sneer, "that's good, I do have some that are older than yours, and many of them have not been opened. Since you are so unwilling, let's break it down and find out. Shall I open the altar of Young Sect Master first, or the altar of Cen Qisi first?"

"What?!" Ren Qinghuan was startled, why did Master Cen still have the same altar, and immediately said obediently, "My good junior sister, I know I was wrong, and you are tired, let's go to sleep."

Lian Ruo sneered, found a comfortable position in his arms, and closed her eyes against it.

Ren Qinghuan kissed him on the cheek, and fell asleep unwillingly.

·

In Lingtong Immortal Mansion, Yan Zijin, who was playing chess with himself, also sneezed.

"Brother," the little sparrow in his hand asked dog-leggedly, "You won't be overwhelmed by the cold? I'll make you some ginger soup."

"How could a demigod be infected with a mortal's disease?" Yan Zijin replied indifferently, "What do you want to do if you have nothing to do?"

Yan Zipei wanted to play in the world, but she didn't say anything.

"I want to give my brother a few cats, why doesn't my brother want it?" She insinuated, showing her filial piety, "I usually accompany my brother to feed the fish, act like a baby, and also add a little popularity to the house, it's good Ya~"

Yan Zijin shook his head slowly: "Get a few cats to fool me and feed the fish with me, where do you want to go to cause trouble?"

Yan Zipei: "I am sincere!"

Indeed, part of it is sincere. After all, his eldest brother has been single for so many years, and it is rare for him to fall in love with a sister-in-law, bang, no, can't he raise another cat to heal his emotional injury?

Yan Zijin touched the little sparrow's head: "Except for the beast, there is no other cat that can spend my life with me. Rather than knowing that it will die sooner than me before raising it, it is better not to raise it, so wait for that mortal to die. , I will go to the first level to bring back the beast."

The kitten has feelings that shouldn’t be moved, and wants to grow old with the human, but he won’t, he can wait for the human to die when they are old, their color fades and they fall in love with each other, and the kitten becomes an old cat, and then he makes the old cat form a pill , reached the body of a demigod, and spent his life with him.

"So that's it! Hey..." I didn't expect my brother to be so emotional, Yan Zipei felt sorry for him, "But brother, have you been hiding from the world for too long? I haven't heard of it. Ren Qinghuan is not a mortal, he is a half-dragon, he should be able to live for a long time Bar."

Yan Zijin's leisurely expression froze for an instant, and she lowered her face: "...then you stay in the mansion and accompany your eldest brother for the rest of your life!"

Yan Zipei: "..."

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