I take you as a serious cat but you

but before going to the hospital bed to perform

It turns out that cats need to go to the toilet.

Zhang Yunshao: "..."

After being fed several times of milk, his lower abdomen swelled, he knew that cats can go to the litter box to go to the toilet, but!

He didn't want Ren Zhufeng to watch him shit and urinate and help him shovel and urinate.

shame.

and.

Cat poop coffee is delicious, but the smell of cat poop

emmmmm

He looks so sculpted, he wants to be a delicate, beautiful and fragrant little fairy male cat, the kind that can flush the toilet by himself!

Zhang Yunshao jumped from Ren Zhufeng's arms to the ground, his posture was light and his flesh was silent.Then the four claws rushed to the toilet, and closed the toilet door intimately!

He has already watched it, 16 small monitoring screens, none of them took pictures of the toilet and bathroom.It's safe for him to transform into a human inside!

So, now, in the closed bathroom, the kitten with four paws on the ground gradually swells, the black and white fur disappears, and the pink skin turns into fair skin. With a slender waist, Zhang Yunshao's exquisite porcelain-white profile flashed past in the mirror of the sink.

Ren Zhufeng is still outside, he has no time to look in the mirror!

Hurry up to remove the toilet cover that Kitty Maomao couldn't remove, Zhang Yunshao sat down to solve the problem, and looked up at the sink amidst the sound of water.

Razor, shaving cream, toothbrush, toothpaste, towel, etc. are all for one person, very good, don’t worry!

But, there is no facial cleanser, essence, mask, body milk, gluteal membrane or something...

Ren Zhufeng doesn't have Zhang Yunshao's maintenance package here!

Zhang Yunshao sighed and touched the place where the film should be applied. It felt soft and delicate for the time being. The variable cat has not had a maintenance package for a while, so it is hard to say how it feels.

Just as he was sighing, Zhang Yunshao's cat ears twitched.

Footsteps approaching.

Zhang Yunshao:! !

The toilet door swung open and Ren Zhufeng came in.

As soon as the door opened, the man and the cat looked at each other.

Ren Zhufeng looked at the cat.

The cat looks at him.

Cat: "... woo..."

Ren Zhufeng was startled.

Yesterday the kitten pounced on the coffee table and stomped on the air, but today it can open the toilet lid!

The kitten can not only open the toilet lid, but also precisely cut a fork on the edge of the toilet with its hind paws. The little tail is raised up, half of the petals are frozen in the air, and the smell is also frozen in the air.The cat's slender front paws propped its front, its head drooping sadly.

Ren Zhufeng hurriedly took a long leg, and supported the kitten who was cleaving on the edge of the toilet and was about to fall.

Although it has a smell, I don't have time to turn on the exhaust fan for the time being.

The kitten and cat lowered its head even lower.

Ren Zhufeng guessed: "This is, constipation?"

Kittens don't want to meow.

Ren Zhufeng said: "Don't be nervous, I'll support you, use your strength, um—"

cat:"……"

Crystal tears ooze from the corners of the cat's eyes.

He is no longer a fragrant little fairy cat!

Ren Zhufeng was silent for a while, picked up his mobile phone, and searched: [How to cure cat constipation]

【How to cure milk cat constipation】

【How to cure milk cat smelly】

cat:"……"

Glancing at what Ren Zhufeng searched on the screen, crystal tears ran across the cat's face, sticking to its fur, and weeping.

The cat's nose also twitched, but it got worse and worse.

The more nervous and ashamed I am, the tighter I can't pull it out.

"Ugh-"

I don't want to be a cat anymore! !

Seeing that the cat was still constipated, Ren Zhufeng lifted the cat up, moved it to the litter box, took a cotton swab and moistened it a little bit.

The cat litter did not bury the cat feces, but buried the cat's face, and cried even louder.

"Is cat litter used to bury your face? Oh, you don't understand, forget it."

Ren Zhufeng moved the cat back to the toilet and let the cat split legs. This time, he remembered to turn on the exhaust fan. Ren Zhufeng coaxed: "Hey, come back, do you feel comfortable in the toilet?"

"How do you learn from me to close this toilet door and solve problems on the toilet?"

"So you peeked at me yesterday."

"I never thought you were such a cat."

cat:"……"

He thought about it but didn't!

puff.

The cat was finally resolved, but Ren Zhufeng hadn't.

Ren Zhufeng wiped the cat's butt with a wet tissue moistened with warm water.After wiping, the cat zips away.

Ren Zhufeng threw away the paper towel and washed his hands before catching the cat back. His rough fingertips wiped the tearful cat's eyes, and then pushed the cat back against the toilet, allowing the cat to continue splitting.

cat:?

I'm gone!

Everyone is gone!

Ren Zhufeng took out his mobile phone again, and took a picture of Mao Mao supporting him to split his fork.

Then aftertaste:

"Kind of cute."

cat:"……"

Want to meow and stop.

Maybe, this is the shit shovel officer.

but.

Ren Zhufeng put the cat on the ground, sat in front of the computer, and fell into deep thought: "Although every time someone came to pick you up, you acted very clingy to me, but when I came to help you in the toilet just now, you cried and ran away."

"You woke up in the middle of the night last night, and you only went to steal your phone to play, and you wouldn't stay by my side."

I came to a conclusion: "Could it be that you are afraid of strangers, that's why you are so clingy to me when there are strangers. When Mr. Zhang came today, you were very scared at first, and then you called him sweetly. Why?"

The cat walked to Ren Zhufeng's feet and wrapped around Ren Zhufeng's ankles.

Ren Zhufeng bent down to pick up the cat: "Well, you like to pester me occasionally when no one is around, it's hard to guess."

Then search for:

【The performance of a cat loving its owner only】

【Why do cats ignore their owners】

While watching, I read: "Huh? Cats are afraid of water, so they watch the owner take a bath, and save the owner at any time—oh, it turns out that cats are like this."

rua smoothly rua Nuan Nuan Mao Maotou.

"When I sleep, I spread my stomach out, because I feel that the place where the owner is is safe-safe, but this is not necessarily the case."

I pinched the cat pad again, one side was fluffy and the other side was soft, um, it feels so good.

"You still like to cuddle and sleep on the master? But you prefer to sleep in the cat's nest, not bad."

Twirling the cat's tail with his fingertips, he ruaed the cat from head to tail.

"The cat will only talk to you when it likes to talk to you, and it won't bother to talk to you when it doesn't talk to you, well, it's okay."

Ren Zhufeng put the cat back on the ground and said, "Go and play, don't love me too much."

Zhang Yunshao stared at him.

After going through rua from beginning to end, I said that I don't need to love him too much!

╭ (╯ ^ ╰) ╮

you are late!

However, looking up from the bottom, Ren Zhufeng's jaw line is resolute and tough, and there is still a little scar left by the tip of the knife on his wheat-colored skin.

Still so handsome!

This scar is very small.

Zhang Yunshao had seen a gunshot wound the size of a fist after being shot in Ren Zhufeng's lower back.

I don't know what the wound looks like now.

It was a gunshot wound caused by a spiral bullet. The large bullet wound on the front waist seemed to be small. After the bullet entered the human body, it would spirally expand at high temperature and crush the internal organs. When the bullet rushed out again, the wound on the back waist expanded to the fist of an adult man. So big and bloody.

Back then when he was shot in the woods, Ren Zhufeng tied his bandages, protected him behind the cover, and fought back with one shot at a time.However, every time he fired a shot, a blood flower bloomed from the clean white bandage, blooming in bright colors, and exploded.

The hole in the lower back couldn't withstand the shock of the recoil of the shot.

However, with Ren Zhufeng's camouflage applied to his face, he could only see his teeth clenched tightly, but he couldn't hear any cries of pain. His solid and broad back was like a towering mountain that could not be defeated, outlined and kissed by the fog in the forest.

Teach me how not to love you.

you are late!