I take you as a serious cat but you

Under the sink cabinet.

The phone screen lights up, illuminating the cat's face.

Zhang Yunshao's paw pads typed with difficulty: [Ren Zai, don't call, I'm dead!The movie will not be withdrawn, please! 】Press and hold to delete immediately after posting.

Zhang Yunshao came out again, hurriedly took a photo, and sent it to his father as an MMS.

After posting, Zhang Yunshao hurriedly turned back into a kitten, fearing that Ren Zhufeng would come in again.

But wait!

What the hell! ! !

Zhang Yunshao forgot for a moment that sending text messages requires money!

In case Ren Zhufeng went to check the phone bill details and find the text message records!

In this case, we have to

Ren Zhufeng pushed the door open again and entered the toilet.

Sweating all over, just in time for a rush.

Before entering the door, the toilet door was closed, and there was a burst of cheerful and jumping pure music, accompanied by some special effects.

Ren Zhufeng:?

Pushing the door open, the toilet was empty, only to find an aboveboard kitten playing a pinball app next to the cabinet of the sink!

Ren Zhufeng: "..."

incredible.

Little milk cats can download apps and play games?

At that time, the cat was monitored to play with the mobile phone, so you should know that the cat is not easy!

At the top of the screen, several text messages for deduction of game recharges popped up.

Under the fee deduction SMS, the bouncing ball just fell into the pit, and the ball was gone.A dialog box popped up in the middle of the screen. The little milk cat looked very anxious, and cursed with a meow, and the cat paw hurriedly patted it twice.

A new text message pops up, the game restarts, and Kitty and Cat are happily playing with the ball.

Good guy, I recharged with phone bill again.

Kitty Maomao looked up and saw Ren Zhufeng's feet, and pushed the phone back flatteringly, and gave a sweet "meow~~", as if he wanted to share playing ball with Ren Zhufeng.

What else can Ren Zhufeng do.

Seeing the sweetness of the kitten, Ren Zhufeng licked the cat, then took the phone, charged a lot of phone bills, went to the application center to give a bad review to the app that tricked cats into playing balls, and then switched to Bounty Ball interface, push the phone back: "Let's play."

However, cats don't play games anymore.

The kitten fell back with a "meow~" and rolled around on the floor of the living room.

Ren Zhufeng:?

Cat too moved?

After closing the toilet door, Ren Zhufeng turned on the shower and took a shower.Looking out deliberately, the kitten did not push the door.

Ren Zhufeng laughed.

It has only been raised for two days. Is it true that the kitten will be nervous to see if the owner will drown in the bath?

Washed up quickly, put on short sleeves, boiled water to warm up, prepared normal saline, let Zhufeng stand in front of the mirror and stare.

Rinse the eye under the broken brow.

In the past, I had to run [-] kilometers with a load every day, but now I can't run, and instead I rush to my eyes every morning and evening.The tiny water column washes over the eye mask, warm but slightly prickly, Ren Zhufeng is unusually silent.

When he came out again, he picked up the kitten squatting by the toilet door, sat back in front of the computer, and opened the fugitive wanted reward page in the favorites.

I took the time to look at my phone again to check my phone bill.

Ren Zhufeng asked Mao: "Huh? Don't play games again? The phone bill is not low."

Kitten's guilty ears drooped into a pair of flat airplane ears.

Ren Zhufeng raised the cat and asked the cat to recognize the face of the fugitive on the screen.

Then, Ren Zhufeng opened his mouth wide, took a big gulp, and gently bit the cat's head.

cat:! ! !

Oh lol, dreams come true!

The fluffy pair of airplane ears was also in his mouth, he bit his mouth hair, Ren Zhufeng spit out the cat's head, put the cat on the ground, and said, "Get lost."

Maomao froze.

Ren Zhufeng made a gesture of catching a cat with his hands, opened his lips wide, and bent down.

Maomao understood, let out a soft cry, and ran away cooperatively.

Ren Zhufeng nodded approvingly, and chased after him: "Good boy, let's practice again."

Kitty Cat: "..."

Today, the kitten and cat escape exercise 30/30!

The cat is tired.

The kittens made of milk were spread out into a cat cake, which successfully leaked into the crack of the sofa.

It has become a conditioned reflex, if Ren Zhufeng opens his mouth, he will run away!

Obviously he didn't want to run away.

Zhang Yunshao raised his claws and covered his cat's eyes again.

Living with Ren Zhufeng is really going to kill me!

When exercising, you have to kiss the cat's belly, and the toned chest will be pressed down, and the cat's life will be killed!

The toilet door was only covered when taking a shower, and the cat spent a lot of willpower to just squat by the door without peeking!

But the sound of water

Woohoo!And chasing him for a big kiss, the warm mouth wrapped around his cat's head, and the teeth strangled his throat, rubbing gently.It was as if his Adam's apple had been bitten.

Maomao rolled in the crack of the sofa.

Then, he was lifted out by the back of the neck, and a feeding bottle was stuffed into his mouth.

The kitten is very happy to chew on the bottle.

Fortunately, it became a kitten.

Instead of big cats.

If he becomes a big cat, completes his development, and Ren Zhufeng kills him like this every day, he will definitely react obviously, and will be taken by Ren Zhufeng to cut the cat's balls!

After the kitty cat closes the jio.

I hope to completely suppress the evil spirit as soon as possible and keep the balls.

night.

While Ren Zhufeng went out to take out the trash, Zhang Yunshao went to the bathroom with his phone in his mouth, and then he became a living person!Call his dad immediately.

Zhang Yunshao: "I can change people! He is very upright, the movie didn't withdraw its funding, right?"

"I haven't told the crew yet," Zhang Baili said tangled when he heard his son's voice, "Why are you so fast? He is very righteous? You shouldn't have much time to change, right? Your father and I can only last a few minutes at first."

Zhang Yunshao's tone was proud: "Very strong! Besides, unlike you, Dad, you are passively fucked by men, and I talk a lot! I have been kissed many times, for an hour or two a day!"

Zhang Baili: "..."

Although he saw his son being so obsessed with Ren Zhufeng today, he still slightly recognized it.However, when I heard my son insulting a man with my own ears, or in a proud tone, that feeling...

The old father wiped away the tangled tears: "But one or two hours of filming is not enough."

Zhang Yunshao spoke briskly: "Father, just say I'm awake, the movie will continue as usual, let Ren Zhufeng bring the cat into the group and live next to my room, the kind that can let the cat communicate secretly. After the movie starts, you can shoot the intimacy scene first, I chattered a lot when I was in human form, and I can add more time to transform into a human being. Forget it, I told the director in person—fuck, no, I can’t use Ren Zhufeng’s mobile phone to talk to him.”

Zhang Yunshao called his agent to arrange it.

Three years after reaching the top, he has opened his own studio under the name of the original company.The manager has also changed from the person who took him to his subordinate.

The agent reported: "Mr. Zhang, someone broke the news about the divestment incident. Recently, some sunspots attacked you for going back on your promises. You promised to hone your acting skills in half a year, but you withdrew from the group and withdrew your capital, and ignored the niche literary and artistic films. I checked, and it was the actor. Attacking the actor who exploded, wait for the matter to escalate so that he can announce his withdrawal from the group and step on you to take over."

Zhang Yunshao was categorical: "Let him retreat! Let Ren Zhufeng play the attacking position."

broker:"???"

Zhang Yunshao thought quickly: "Our person who wrote the screenplay, let him write it. The police officer and the gang boss are twin brothers. Fate encounters two opposing sides. One eyebrow is broken and the other is not broken. This kind of intimacy scene of the offensive also adds a little bit. .”

The manager murmured, "It's more interesting this way, but the movie was supposed to win awards, but after the change, the actors who played more roles became Ren Zhufeng..."

"Two male leads!" Zhang Yunshao urged when he heard the sound of keys outside the door, "Don't use this phone, do as I say."