The shame of Chinese opera also eats candy

一

People inside and outside the circle think that Lu Yuen Long and I have a good relationship. After all, we are in the same company and we have met a lot.But people in the same company probably know that we are at odds, and it can even rise to the point where there is me without him.

Lu Yuen Long is recognized in the circle as being modest and gentle. His kind personality and outstanding strength have earned him a good reputation in the industry.It stands to reason that I shouldn't have any conflicts with him. He follows his acting style and I follow mine. There is no big conflict in terms of resources and interests.But I just don’t like seeing him, it’s not that I don’t like good acting skills, and it’s not that I’m jealous of handsome people, it’s just that I simply hate him who has good acting skills and is more handsome than me.Moreover, since I inadvertently noticed the disdain for me in his eyes, our superficial friendship almost collapsed.

At this point, I even want to roar, his personality is actually not good at all!The masses of the people, you have all been deceived by him!Thinking of this, I can't help but sigh that Lu Yuen Long's title of Best Actor is really unadulterated.

Okay, so here comes the question, since everyone in the company knows about our conflicts, why did my mentally retarded manager take over the variety show with him?If it wasn't because of the requirements of this year's indicators that I was not allowed to say no to refuse, I would really be in trouble!

two

When a man loses, first of all, he can't lose his momentum.I rejected the fresh meat style of a milky white boy arranged by my agent, and resolutely chose a blue-black, deep, cool and handsome style. I even lifted my bangs, revealing my forehead that I haven't seen for many years.

Under my repeated questioning, the assistant affirmed my handsomeness, looking at my heroic appearance in the mirror, I nodded with satisfaction.

To my surprise, Lu Yuen Long clashed with me.Even if the clothes are different, what's the difference between this and Zhuangshan?It's not terrible to bump into a shirt, whoever is ugly is embarrassed.Under the stark contrast, I found out sadly that I lost, and I lost completely. The invisible domineering aura in him can really defeat others in an instant.I hate!

Even if you lose, lose with dignity!I sat on the old man's chair beside me, looked at him through my nostrils, and let out a breath from my nose with a "hum".

However, the words of Xiaohua who flowed around me were like the last straw that broke the camel's back, completely breaking my heart.She pinched my face and said with a smile, "Jiang Ran, your new style today is so cute."

But...cute?Hearing this word that I don't want to hear the most, I almost slipped from the uncle's chair, but I had to force my smile because I was recording a program.

How miserable.

three

The company is inhumane, and it never considered that my fragile body needs to rest just after filming, and this variety show almost exhausted me.Not to mention running and jumping all day long, he is so meowing early in the morning, someone wants to blow up the house before dawn!

The coldness in the south in the twelfth lunar month is painful to the bone. There is no heating, and even the room is filled with biting cold.As we all know, I, Gu Jiangran, am the one who can throw away Xiaoxianrou's last self-esteem and wear long johns.

However, I was so afraid of the cold that someone lifted the quilt on the basis of the window and even poured a basin of cold water on my face in such an early morning.The howling cold wind woke me up in a daze, and I was instantly awake.I saw Lu Yuanlang's ugly face sticking aside, coupled with the buff of getting up, I completely forgot that I was recording a show, and I just wanted to beat this bastard up!

There is a reason why Lu Yuen Long has not been exposed to the news of being beaten violently. He runs so fast that he can't even get a punch.

I thought, let alone finish recording this season, I am afraid that I will vomit blood and die after recording a few episodes.

four

Thanks Lu Yuen Long for saving me from a day of exhausting activities as I gloriously caught a cold.

I don't know what happened to Lu Yuanlang, but he actually learned to feel guilty.If it weren't for my usual arrogance in his eyes, I would have thought that this guy had turned his back on his ways.Unexpectedly, several other mcs praised Lu Yuen Long for his sense of responsibility, especially Fatty Sun, who was full of praise for him.

Looking at their sincerity, I really don't know if they are blind or have perfect licking skills.

God?Can't you see the reluctance on Lu Yuen Long's face?Isn't he the culprit of my illness?I thought, my brain is not good enough to be the only one who can see the essence through things.

Thinking about it again, I might die suddenly in a few episodes.Taking advantage of the recording gap, I quickly grabbed him and said, "Okay, if you hang around in front of me again, let alone catch a cold, I'm afraid I'm going to have a high fever and become unconscious right away."

I was satisfied to see him throwing his sleeves away in anger.But in less than a moment, I regretted it again, this narrow-minded person, I can't stand it when I put it together!

五

This disease came and went in a hurry, but the bad luck refused to dissipate.When assigning in groups of two, I even handcuffed him so cheaply that I even handcuffed his hands tightly.

God will kill me!

Sure enough, along the way, I was secretly punished by Lu Yuanlang.Walking to eat and go to the bathroom, nothing is normal.Especially his half-smile expression almost made me vomit blood with anger.

And I dare not speak out.It's not that I'm cowardly, it's that his rank is too high!How did he do so many good and bad things in a harmonious and friendly way!

I was almost exhausted from being played by him, and I tried to let him drag me with handcuffs on both hands under the excuse that I had no strength.The rugged mountain road leading to the important point is very difficult, heh, you are exhausted!

I don't want to admit that it was because of my dawdling that we were ranked last and lived in a dilapidated small hut.The small broken bed in the room was narrow and small, thinking of sharing the bed with him, I was so desperate that I wanted to cry?

"What's the matter? Don't you want to sleep with me?" Lu Yuanlang's voice was cold, obviously without any emotion, but I could hear a threat.

"No, no, I really want to." I forced a smile.

"Oh, I don't want to."

Never mind, I want to kill this bitch!

六

Even if the program crew is not some crazy person and handcuffed, it is still unavoidable to share a bed.

Because of the exhaustion of the day, I fell into a deep dream without too much entanglement.But in the middle of the night, Lu Yuanlang kicked me awake from my sweet dream.

I looked at Lu Yuanlang in a daze, before I realized that I was about to get angry, he complained first: "Don't cling to me."

I "???" This bed is only so big, where else can I roll?

The dim moonlight sneaked in from the corner of the window, making his slightly disgusted expression clearly visible.The anger in my heart seemed to be extinguished by a basin of cold water, and the wanton flow of cold water cooled down to the depths of my heart.

"Oh." I lowered my head and didn't want to see his expression again, and didn't want to feel the hesitant breath, so I pulled the quilt and curled up in the corner of the bed.

Seven

The eyes of the masses are discerning. They saw our discord in the short first issue, the kind that even eccentric editing can't save.Although this force is comparable to the cp cult, I am already very satisfied.

After all these years, I can finally tear through our façade!

Netizens this year are excellent!

Unfortunately, along with the signal of our discord, the hot search exploded, and many gossips that were both false and true were stirred up and fried.Not to mention that his reputation was damaged, the character set was almost destroyed, and the company was also deeply implicated.Although I'm also quite curious, why did Lu Yuen Long's fake persona just collapse now.

As a traffic viewer, I don't care about it, but the company can't accept that the good reputation of harmony and friendship for many years will be ruined in one go. With one order, Lu Yuen Long and I will not have much disharmony and friendship, and we will play brothers and friends in the few remaining episodes. Brother Christine.

Here I just want to say, I hope that the smart netizens in this session can see that I am a brother from my insignificant aura.wrong!To play harmonious and friendly with him, I might as well go back to school to practice acting!

As we all know, I, Gu Jiangran, am ashamed of Chinese opera.No one but myself wants me to go back and remake.

Eight

It has to be said that if there is a leaderboard that makes progress, and Lu Yuen Long ranks second, no one will dare to claim the first.I have always been curious, how did he get such a good reputation?Thanks to my manager who kept saying that Lu Yuen Long spent the least amount of money on marketing in the company, I was the first to not believe it!

The last episode of the program was assigned to a group again because of the company's deliberate arrangement.This episode was shot indoors, the theme is home, the environment is very warm, yes, but when I saw him standing here with such a big dog, all the warmth and comfort disappeared.

This uncle didn't do anything all day long, but he even started directing!

Three meals a day, from the obedient waiting for food on the first day, to the direct ordering now, let alone, if I eat an apple, I will carve him into a rabbit shape!What a temper!

I actually humiliatedly succumbed to his arrogant little expression, honestly.

This beauty crit, foul!

nine

Netizens are still full of wisdom, and they saw the profound contradiction between me and him in the next few issues.Heh, stupid company, stealing chickens is not enough to lose rice.

Therefore, the company gave up the rescue plan, and stopped wasting money on public relations, so it took off the "harmonious and friendly" plaque, and finally no longer insisted on pretending to be friendly between me and him!

So I happily spent most of the beautiful holiday of half a month.I just threw myself into a wonderful vacation, and a new announcement "slapped" me silly.

Oh, there are new movies again, such as well-known directors, leading screenwriters, etc. It is a great gift for me to be the protagonist of this traffic niche with these configurations. People - Lu Yuen Long.

I cried.Because this movie belongs to the company, we, as the two big names, couldn't refuse it.

Why are there so many things going on in this broken company!

I am afraid that my glass heart, which has been repaired with great difficulty in the past half month, will suffer another serious injury.awful!

Ten

During the filming, I finally felt elated, and finally it was my turn to make Lu Yuen Long half dead.

Due to the high configuration of the crew, the director's requirements were not small, but he almost collapsed under my stubborn performance, so he threw me to Lu Yuen Long.

Lu Yuen Long is a good actor, but not a good teacher.In college, I did not skip one or two classes occasionally, and they were a hundred times more useful than teaching him hand in hand for several days.

So, under my soulless obedience, he finally gave up in despair.He showed an expression of hating iron but not steel, patted me on the shoulder and said, "Don't say I taught you."

Bah! You don't see how bad your teaching is!

In the past half a month, Lu Yuen Long managed to build up a good impression, just like that, cleared!

eleven

I am ashamed to say that the progress of the production team has been delayed a lot because of me.However, there are two male leads in this drama, Lu Yuanlang is promoted, and I support the traffic. According to the company's arrangement, both are indispensable, and the scenes will not be deleted much.Thinking about coming to the company, I probably haven’t experienced how bad my acting skills are. The shame of Chinese opera is not for nothing.

But for the first time, I felt guilty because of my poor acting skills. I was really in the top configuration of the crew, and I realized how useless and insignificant I was.

I have to admit that although Lu Yuen Long has a bad temper, he seems to shine when acting, and people can't help but focus on him.Compared with my NG more than ten times, his one pass is simply a fairy.Only when he is in front of him can the director smile.

Under the spotlight, countless people surrounded Lu Yuen Long, and I sat on a small chair in the corner, looking a bit out of place.The straw of the milk tea has already been bitten by me unsightly, and there is no taste in my mouth, but my eyes can't help but stay on him.

With the last word in Lu Yuanlang's cold voice, today's scenes are also over.He turned to look at me, and smiled slightly.It was obviously a very pleasing scene, but I saw a complete provocation.In an instant, all appreciation and admiration evaporated.gas!How could such an excellent person share such a connotation!Today, I will definitely not give him a bite of the small stove!

twelve

In the end I was very spineless and fed him.I really want to slap myself, I'm so worthless, how can I succumb to the power of such a bully!

Remembering that I took the initiative to give him snacks on the first day, I couldn't help but shed tears of regret.

Lying on the bed, tossing and turning, probably because I was too full tonight, my mind was full of Lu Yuen Long's smile.Sure enough, it must be Lu Yuen Long who cast a shadow on my weak heart again.

Nothing happened, I turned on my phone and swiped Weibo in a daze.The timing was just right, not long after the last episode of the previous variety show aired, my name was once again on the hot search list.I nodded in satisfaction, but it didn't take long for me to realize that something was wrong. Why am I tied so tightly to Lu Yuanlang again this time?Realizing that Lu Yuen Long might not have any good things, I clicked on TAG with a feeling of apprehension...

WTF?Did the netizens suddenly go blind this year?

"Of course, is he so virtuous? It's so sweet to serve Liu Yuan submissively! It's because of isrio."

"It's not that true love ghosts will spoil Liuyuan so much. Apples are even carved into rabbits, but they are too spoiled."

"Cold and capricious aggressive x docile □□ accepting, sweet sweet!"

"Looking at how Liu Yuan collapsed in front of Gu Jiangran, I can still show my auntie smile..."

"The way Liu Yuan waits eagerly for Jiang Ran to feed is too cute! Sure enough, Liu Yuan can be so cute only in front of Jiang Ran."

……

I was dumbfounded, some words I couldn't even deny myself.Lu Yuen Long's character design has long since collapsed, are you all blind?Even if it's blind, it's Liuyuan's first time on a variety show, and he keeps a low profile on weekdays. If you don't understand me, you don't say much, but why blame me so much!

This year's fans are so strong that they almost brainwashed me successfully.After turning off the phone, my mind was full of Lu Yuen Long, and I still couldn't help but got up and clicked on the cp video that I hadn't wanted to open before.

The person who edited the video has a solid foundation, and the various videos from his debut to the present have no sense of disobedience, and he even edited a bit of acting skills for me.Looking at the fairy love cut out by the blogger, and seeing Lu Yuen Lang's prosperous beauty, my face turned red.

In a panic, I accidentally gave the first thumbs up to the hot review.

A little desperate, even if I canceled it quickly, the fans with golden eyes have already seen through everything, not to mention the likes under the cp video are even more obvious.Because, silly me, I used the queen size…

Thinking of my low hand, thinking that I may have been tempted by Lu Yuen Long many times, I was even more desperate.

thirteen

So, I was on the hot search again.The relationship with Lu Yuen Long seemed to have reached a freezing point, and this time he provoked it unilaterally.

I thought that Lu Yuen Long might have a little affection for me, after all, the personal teaching for so many days was not in vain.But seeing his standard expression that seemed to be a smile but not a smile, my heart seemed to be stabbed severely by something, which was quite uncomfortable.I, who could have been indifferent to the disdain and indifference in his eyes, can't bear it now.

Heh, how could I have a good impression of such a bad person, as expected, I was too tired recently and had hallucinations, I'd better go back to sleep.

Thinking of it, I turned around and left, burying the sadness in my heart little by little.

fourteen

President Li's arrival, like a celestial being, finally made me feel the warmth of early spring.

He is an alumnus of my junior high school and high school. We used to have life-threatening friendships such as copying homework, being late, cutting classes, and going to Internet cafes together.As my current best friend and boss, he has contributed a lot to my success today.

"Takoyaki!" The familiar scent could be smelled before he approached me, and I rushed over excitedly and took the takoyaki.

He laughed and performed a brutal sex on my hair, and said with a smile: "Dog nose."

President Li is such a good man!For the sake of the takoyaki, I didn't stop him from messing up my hair, and happily finished the takoyaki.

Cool!

It's late at night after eating supper with President Li, and I returned to the hotel drunk, my mind was muddled.President Li was urged by Sister-in-Law Li's series of fatal calls, but I refused his continued escort and went back to my room alone.

Lu Yuen Long's room was next to mine. When I passed by the door, I saw him standing at the door with a gloomy expression.Before I could react, he grabbed my wrist and pulled it into his room. With a "bang", the door was closed tightly.

Lu Yuanlang pushed me against the wall, pressed my shoulder with one hand, and clasped the wrist that was held just now with the other hand, raised it above my head, and pressed it against the wall.My back slammed into a hard wall, and I couldn't help shivering because of the pain or his terrifying expression.

"Gu Jiangran, are you so... so cheap?" Lu Yuanlang's voice was no longer cold and innocent, and his low tone was filled with a piercing coldness, "I won't let you off even a married man?"

"Ah?" I was stunned, did I lose my mind from drinking?I feel like my chaotic brain is down, I can't understand what he is saying at all?

He grabbed my hand roughly and threw me on the bed together. No matter how soft the bed is, hitting my head hard will inevitably cause discomfort. I can't think of anything else except the pain.

My hands were clasped by one of his hands and raised above my head, and the buttons of my shirt were pulled by him in a rage, and all of them fell apart.He tentatively licked the red spot on my chest a few times, and then pulled it away.It hurts, but there are a few subtle sensations spreading from the chest.

"Anyway, whoever you sell to is buying, why don't you let me take care of it, I can give you what President Li can give you," Lu Yuanlang gently rubbed his teeth against my earlobe, exhaling like blue.

By the time I realized that he seemed to have misunderstood something, his hands had already been painted with ky deeply.

"It hurts!" I frowned and bit his shoulder painfully.too painful

"So tight?" He also frowned.

"It's my fucking first time!" I was so angry that I stopped pretending to struggle.

Lu Yuanlang was taken aback for a moment, stopped what he was doing, and looked at me blankly.

Maybe it was because of the smell of alcohol, his mind became more and more unconscious after the torture just now.I gritted my teeth, rubbed down, and shouted: "If you want to do it, do it, if you don't do it, I will do it!"

So they went to Wushan together.

fifteen

When I woke up, it was already noon the next day, and with the aches and pains all over my body, my memory gradually came back.

What did I do last night?Drinking misleads people!

Lu Yuanlang, who was sitting by the bed looking at his phone, put down his phone when he saw me wake up.Serious expression, eyes like a speech at a press conference: "I will take responsibility."

Thinking of his words last night, I also seem to understand why he was always full of disdain for me before.It turned out that he had always misunderstood and hated me like this before. I couldn't help but feel a sore nose, and I didn't dare to look at his expression: "Who wants you to be responsible? I might as well go to President Li, it's much better than you."

My whole body hurts, especially my back, which is like burning, and it's all futile to struggle to sit up.The broken clothes beside the bed were scattered all over the floor, and the discomfort in my body all reminded me of my mistakes last night.

"How dare you!" He bit my lip hard.it hurts!This bastard is really bad in every way!

Before I had time to struggle, he lay down beside me and forcibly hugged my sword. Although his tone was no longer cold and gentle, he still couldn't erase the feeling of needing to be beaten: "I had some misunderstandings before, yes I was wrong, now that the misunderstanding has been resolved, I also know that you like it very much, so I accept you."

It's true that the tone has changed for the better, but why are these words so embarrassing!Who does he think he is!It sounds like it's a great reward for me.shameless.

sixteen

I was forced to agree before I struggled a few times. My hangover brain was not sober, and I was knocked down by his beauty crit in a daze.

Sure enough, his face was cheating.

But before I could recover from the progress of getting on the bus first and then paying the fare, I was shocked again by his aggressiveness.He did restrain his feelings before!

Today, he not only started to pick and choose the order, but even started with the seasoning!Not only that, let alone the rabbits in the daily life, even the flowers have to be carved by me.

What's the use of such a boyfriend!

Not only that, the rest was over before I recovered from my injury, and I had no choice but to drag my crippled body into the crew.

It just so happened that today's scene was a joyous scene of returning from victory. My constipated expression almost caused the director to bleed, so I was scolded viciously again.

Who is to blame!I glared at Lu Yuanlang viciously, who knows that the bastard here not only has no guilt at all, but also smiles brightly.

It was too late to blame Lu Yuanlang for his attitude of watching the excitement, I immediately turned my head, and my face also blushed quietly.So handsome, who can stand it!

Seventeen

After the filming was over, I had no right to refuse, and happily moved into my boyfriend's house, but the transition from joy in love to regret was really completed within a few days.

Don't say it's not allowed to chat with President Li, just give Xiaohua a thumbs up, and he will be jealous if you have a little interaction!So Southeast Asian Vinegar King used this as an excuse to pull me into bed many times.

I'm afraid that if this continues, I'm really going to die.Fortunately, the new announcement did not take long, it was to go to the Fruit TV with Lu Yuen Long to promote the movie.

Following the host's guidance on the show, the topics got farther and farther away. I couldn't help waving my small fist angrily and accusing Lu Yuen Long of exploiting me in the crew, but I only got bursts of laughter.I was stunned and killed, Lu Yuanlang sneered, walked behind me, vigorously brushed the hair of the ****, and said: "When I grow up, I can even learn to sue."

Did you always know that your character design has collapsed again?

Afterwards, he still pretended to be pitiful and said that I slandered her, destroyed his character design, damaged his image, and used this as an excuse to escalate his exploitation of me.

Wow!Have you ever seen such a shameless person?I really wish I could post with my real name the ugly face of this man, August [-].Netizens, wake up!You have all been deceived by this duplicity guy!

Liuyuan Diary [-]

Gu Jiangran, who is milky and handsome, is slowly showing a sense of youth. According to the popular saying on the Internet, he should be called a little milk dog, and even gives people a feeling that he wants to bully him severely.

So I did.

Seeing Gu Jiangran shrinking aside aggrievedly every time, and staring at me daringly, I always feel a rare sense of joy in my heart.But whenever this sense of joy arises, I always think of the day when I first met Gu Jiangran, it was a corner of the company's reception, and he was entangled with Old Antique endlessly.I didn't take a closer look, so I turned and left, but that scene was deeply imprinted in my heart.There is even the appearance of him being intimate with President Li many times, not only the pleasure that disappears, but also all kinds of mixed emotions rushing up together.

I don't mind these smoky rules, and I don't dislike the behavior of those little artists who take shortcuts to get to the top.The road is chosen by them, and the road that leads to Rome is a good road, and I don't want to comment on it.But whenever I think of Gu Jiangran doing such a thing with such an innocent and immature face, I am very displeased, and even seeing him still look ignorant of the world afterward, I can't help but feel extremely disgusted.

I have always been curious why this kind of acting skill is not used in the right way, otherwise the name of this acting skill would not fall on my head.

So yesterday, when I saw him flirting with Xiaohua and Qingqing, I and I were, an unknown fire surged up, and when the house was blown up in the morning, I deliberately opened the window, lifted the quilt, and poured water on it.

But seeing him catch a cold because of this, I regretted it, and I couldn't bear his appearance again.Rarely bowed his head and served him submissively, but was defeated by his short sentence.

Yes, no matter what he does, it has nothing to do with me.

Six Yuan Diary II

When Gu Jiangran was busy in the kitchen, I was happy to help.But just because I dropped a plate and he lifted it up in every possible way, the blood in my heart was extinguished, and I never set foot in the kitchen again.

Gu Jiangran is very virtuous, cooks delicious food, cleans neatly, and is very suitable for home.While slowly drinking the corn soup he stewed, I was thinking wildly.Then I immediately realized what I was thinking and almost scared the bowl away.

I used the excuse of wanting to eat rabbit apples to lure him away, and forcibly dispelled the strange thoughts in my mind. It is impossible for me to want to live with such a person with bad conduct, impossible.

He carved a lot of rabbit apples for President Li back then, but he didn't expect him to agree to my sudden request now.How could he agree?I started thinking wildly again.

I bit off the little head of the rabbit.Very sweet, the sweetness that wants to be completely possessed by people.

Six yuan diary three

Gu Jiangran's acting skills are worse than I imagined.I am quite convinced that the high-spirited appearance can play the role of city devils entering the village to sweep up.

But he has a correct attitude, and he takes the initiative to offer "tuition fees" every day, and every time he looks at his sincere expression and his smart eyes staring straight at you, who can refuse.

Speaking of the meals that Gu Jiangran cooks every day, it’s not that the crew’s food is so bad, it’s just that his hands seem to have the magical power of poppies, which makes people addicted.Gradually, the meals of the crew became difficult to eat.

I think, if he gets rid of the bad habit of hooking up with each other, it would be pretty good to have such a long-term meal ticket.

Six yuan diary four

Gu Jiangran actually liked the cp comment of "reason". Although it was canceled in an instant, this kind of concealed performance is even more thought-provoking.Just because the remarks under the cp video are liked, is it not enough to show that he has finished watching that video?

What did Gu Jiangran want to express?The first reaction turned out to be joy, for which I severely spurned myself several times.How could he be such a simple person?Did he find out who I am?Or just want to hype it?Generally tossing and turning has difficulty falling asleep.

For the next few days I waited for him to come to me.But he remained as indifferent as before, as if nothing had happened, and my cranky thoughts for several days were like a joke. He occupied most of my brain, so I seemed to be passionate about myself.

Ah?Indulge in passion.It must be so, Gu Jiangran's rank is indeed not low.

Six Yuan Diary Five

Today is a rest day, but I woke up early in the morning.Beside me is Gu Jiangran's peaceful sleeping face, even one of his hands is still on my waist, his slightly curly hair is scattered on the pillow, clean like an angel.

It took a long time to recover, and immediately sent a message to check Gu Jiangran's past.I desperately want to know if he is fooling me again, or if I simply misunderstood.

The process of waiting for the news was long, and I was doing nothing to describe Gu Jiangran's sleeping face.The mood gradually calmed down.I thought, just lie to me, if he can stay by my side so obediently all the time, why bother too much?

Finish

The author has something to say: In fact, Gong is a little bit borrowed from Peach Blossom Wine's "What should I do if the heroine of my family becomes a man", such as Rabbit Apple, because that Gong is my favorite Gong!Super cute!