The mountain, the man, the chicken of rebirth

Either I can't help but pull it down in my pants, or find a place to solve it in the jungle, such a difficult decision, such a desperate situation, in the end Xiao Jie only saw the unbearable Li Jiajun rushing towards the jungle at the speed of a [-]-meter sprint middle……

"By the way, Young Master Li!" Xiao Jie shouted towards the back.

"If you really don't want to use leaves, you can take off your socks and make up for it!"

After being quiet for a long time, Xiao Jie answered with that shocking fart sound... Xiao Jie shook her head with emotion, with a nasty smile on her face.

Originally, Li Jiajun didn't want to stay in this ghost place any longer. He went down the mountain with a lime-gray face and planned to drive back to the city overnight.Although Li Jiajun really wanted to go back to the city immediately, take a hot bath in a high-end bathtub, and change out of his dirty outfit, but he also knew that mudslides are frequent in this season and road sections, life is still more important than enjoyment In desperation, he had no choice but to ask Xiao Jie for help.

"Is there a hotel in this village?"

Just as Xiao Jie sent Li Jiajun back to the secretary's house, he heard Li Jiajun asking this when he walked in the door.

"Have you ever seen a hotel in any village?" Xiao Jie said impatiently, without any common sense.

There was thunder and lightning outside, Xiao Jie planned to stay with the secretary for a while, and then go home when the lightning was less frequent.

"Come and have some hot tea." The secretary's daughter-in-law came over with two large bowls of tea, put them on the table, and warmly greeted the two young men.It's windy and rainy outside, so you should drink a bowl of hot tea to drive away the cold.

When Li Jiajun heard that he wanted something to drink, he was so frightened that his soul flew away. He carefully looked over and saw that the water in this bowl was very clear!

"Thank you, sister-in-law." Xiao Jie ran over and picked up the big bowl, the tea was steaming hot, exuding a rich fragrance.Xiao Jie took a big gulp and exhaled a long breath comfortably.

Li Jiajun stared at Xiao Jie with an unfriendly expression, but Xiao Jie's attitude was very natural.

"Are you kidding me?" If Li Jiajun didn't know that he had been fooled during the day, then he would be a fool.

"Do you have any evidence? Don't blame people casually." Xiao Jie shrugged her shoulders disapprovingly, admitting it?He's not that stupid.

"When I went up the mountain today, the road was so difficult, why was it so easy to go down the mountain?" Li Jiajun just felt strange that the path down the mountain was completely different from the one up the mountain.

Xiao Jie looked left and right without saying a word, there was thunder in the sky when going down the mountain, and there were dark clouds, so of course she didn't have such bad intentions.

"You!" Li Jiajun pointed at Xiao Jie and held his breath in his chest.

"There are no ghosts hitting the wall on the mountain, and there are no white wolves, right!" After all, Li Jiajun is a smart person, once he finds something wrong, he immediately connects everything together.

"I thought rural people were real, but I didn't expect you to be so bad!" Li Jiajun scolded angrily.

"I said Young Master Li, what you said is wrong." Xiao Jie said generously.

"I just like to take one way when going up the mountain and another way when going down the mountain, can't it? Also, we rural people are more superstitious about ghosts hitting the wall. Although I haven't seen it before, the old man said there is such a thing. That's it." Xiao Jie smiled.

"Young Master Li, don't be blinded by yourself, it's because others look like a long night."

Li Jiajun was so angry that he almost had a myocardial infarction, and he was very puzzled, this Xiao Jie seemed to be at odds with him from the very beginning.He thanked others one by one, with a smile on his face, blowing his beard and staring at him, adding guns and sticks to every sentence.

"Did I offend you?" Li Jiajun asked suspiciously, he had never met this person before, why did Xiao Jie target him as soon as they met?

"Oh, I dare not." Xiao Jie smiled.

"You are such a noble person, our small family can't afford to provoke you. You drive a BMW, and we ride a donkey cart. This poor place in the valley can't fit your big Buddha. I see, you still Get out of here quickly, and don't come back in the future." Although Xiao Jie knows that this opportunity to attract investment is hard to come by, but he is not happy to work for the Li family, and he can do without the Li family's money. As long as his skills are around, there will always be others.

"Do you still know BMW?" Li Jiajun raised his eyebrows, he knew a lot. He went to inspect several counties, and the people there had never even seen Santana.

"What's wrong?" Xiao Jie rushed forward.

"You urbanites are allowed to drive BMWs, but we rural folks are not even allowed to know!"

Li Jiajun shook his head when he heard the words, but asked the sky in silence.

"Looking at you silently during the day, I thought you were very kind, but I didn't expect to have such a corrupt mind and such a tricky mouth." Li Jiajun whispered resentfully.

Xiao Jie didn't pick up any more, and sat quietly on the small bench, eating melon seeds. The two of them stayed silent for a long time, and the only sound left in the room was Xiao Jie's happily crackling.

Li Jiajun looked at Xiao Jie, who was crouching on the small bench with his head lowered, and was seriously destroying the plate of melon seeds, just like a big beaver.Leaving aside the fact that this person is full of local flavor, in fact, his appearance is very suitable for Li Jiajun's appetite.Li Jiajun likes the same sex, he has never shy away from his sexual orientation, lovers can always be solved with money, but Li Jiajun is not serious about relationships.For things like homosexuality, just have fun, no one will take it seriously.

It's a pity that he really doesn't have a good impression of the countryside now. Although this Xiao Jie has a good figure and appearance, but this personality!Don't say anything, it can kill your anger. Li Jiajun still likes people with lower IQ, well-behaved and obedient, easy to learn and easy to pass.

"Xiao Jie, um, there's really no hotel?" In view of Xiao Jie's nonsense, Li Jiajun confirmed again that this is possible.

"Ask you so many times, are you annoying?" Xiao Jie said angrily, this time he didn't lie, there really isn't one in this hotel.

"Tonight, you should stay at the secretary's house first, he will definitely welcome you." Xiao Jie looked at the sky and thought it was time to go, so she stood up and flicked the melon seeds on her body.

Li Jiajun looked at the small brick house very depressed, can I take a bath here?

"I'm going first, Young Master Li, you can do what you want." Xiao Jie said, rolled up the curtain and ran out against the rain. Li Jiajun sighed helplessly, watching the other party push the bicycle in the rain, gradually walking away.

He will never come to this damned place again!