[Tomb Raider] Escape

The Egyptian tourist visas of Nangong Gousheng and Yu Yusheshe haven't expired yet, so they don't need to re-apply. Su Yi asked someone to help them apply for the visas of the other people, and it was done within a few days.

Nangong Gousheng said that the place drawn on the map is near the Kharja Oasis in the western desert, which is an oasis closest to the Nile Valley in Egypt, and it was once the place where the Nile Valley troublemakers were exiled.Because of its remote location, the deadly summer heat and catastrophic winds make the place a byword for misery.

Because there is no direct plane, Nangong Gousheng decided to take a direct plane to Cairo first, then take a train to Luxor, the ancient capital of Thebes, and then drive to Kharija Oasis.

In order to avoid the summer tourist peak, and also to avoid the intense summer heat in Egypt, Su Yi booked a flight ticket in May, and in the few days left before departure, everyone was making final preparations.

During the last period before leaving the country, Su Yi was busy with the work at hand. Li Yaoyao occasionally went to help Liu Yi look at some cultural relics, and occasionally went out to play with Yu Yushe She, and spent most of the time at home with Su Yi.

One day, Li Yaoyao got bored, so she made a fuss at home, posing in various twisted poses: "Little Susu, come and rape me!"

Su Yi walked past him calmly holding a bunch of reports: "No time."

Li Yaoyao grabbed him by the waist and threw him onto the bed, and hurriedly grabbed his clothes: "Hurry~~ hurry! I'm in heat, hurry up and rape me!"

Su Yi looked at the reports scattered all over the place, and was speechless for a moment: Who is raping whom?

When the two of them rolled together carelessly, Li Yaoyao suddenly said: "I want to hear you call the bed!"

The corner of Su Yi's mouth twitched, and he raised his panting voice helplessly, blushing and making a hmm, ah, ah.

While sweating profusely, Li Yaoyao frowned and complained, "It's boring, let's do something different!"

Su Yi: "..."

He racked his brains for a few seconds and shouted expressionlessly: "Bed! Bed! Bed!"

Li Yaoyao: "..."

Li Yaoyao slapped his white butt twice with a lewd smile: "Like meowing!"

Su Yi secretly rolled his eyes, and cried out dumbfoundingly: "...Meow~~" The cry trembled slightly due to the unevenness of panting, and the fast end sound rose slightly under the attack of pleasure, unexpectedly it really felt so shameful.

Li Yaoyao said again: "Yeah, imitate the sheep!"

Su Yi helplessly indulged his lover's naive request: "...baa~~"

Li Yaoyao happily bent down and kissed his spine: "Oh~~ It's so touching, my whole body is crisp!"

Su Yi: "..."

After the incident, Li Yaoyao hugged Su Yi, buried her face between his collarbone and rubbed gently: "Su Yi, you are so kind...I like you." After a pause, he held Su Yi in his arms solemnly. face, printed a kiss on his lips, and said seriously: "I like you very much, I like you very much."

Su Yi responded with a long wet kiss with a smile.

Li Yaoyao's temper is indeed bad enough, but Su Yi is willing to believe that this man who will stand in front of him in a critical moment is speaking the truth at this moment.

Life can be like this, it is considered fulfilling.

The night before departure, Qiao Yu fed the four cows and ate corn kernels, and asked worriedly: "We are leaving, what will happen to it? Do you want to drag your friend to take care of it for a while?"

In the past, Nangong Gousheng would bring Si Niu with him when he was fighting. Although this fat pigeon, which was difficult to fly, might not be of much help, Nangong Gousheng would always regard it as a partner waiting for him outside.However, this time, a live pigeon cannot be carried on the plane, and it is even more impossible to let it chase after the ass of the plane!

Nangong Gousheng thought for a while, then shook his head and refused: "It will take care of itself."

So Qiao Yu hugged Si Niu in his arms and smoothed his hair with some reluctance, looked down at his small round eyes and said seriously: "You have to be obedient this time, wait for us to come back."

Nangong Gousheng laughed: Qiao Yu is hoping that there is something at home waiting for him to come back?

He couldn't help asking, "Have you ever had a pet?"

Qiao Yu smiled, then sighed melancholy, and stroked the fur on the top of Si Niu's head: "I once raised a cat, and ran away after raising it for a month, and never came back."

Nangong Gousheng immediately empathized and said, "Cats are the most ungrateful!"

Qiao Yu was slightly surprised: "You raised it too?"

Nangong Gousheng stretched out his hand to stroke the cat on Siniu's chin: "Yeah, after raising it for more than half a year, it is still not mature. Not good, really not good."

Qiao Yu said with emotion: "Actually, keeping a dog is the best. If you recognize the owner, you won't run away... I once wanted to raise a dog, but at that time my neighbor raised a Chihuahua, and he went on a business trip for a week again. After getting food and water, when I came back, I found that Chihuahua was crying to death... I also often have to run around for work, and I was afraid that I would neglect pets, so I never dared to raise them."

Gou Sheng took Si Niu with a smile, and put it back into the cabin on the outside of the air conditioner: "Dogs are too clingy, so it doesn't work. It's better to keep birds. Otherwise, it's not bad to have a few apprentices."

The next day, everyone gathered at the airport. ,

The dog leftover master and apprentice almost went into battle lightly, but Su Yi and Qiao Yu actually carried the most luggage.Su Yi couldn't help wondering: "Master, where are your tools?"

Gou Sheng smiled and said, "Security checks are strict, you can't bring things on the plane. There is no shortage of these in Egypt, so buy them there! At worst, use your hands to plan!"

Su Yi couldn't help but think that when he was helping Li Yaoyao tidy up, Li Yaoyao said that she didn't need to bring anything, and went out with her brain, what else could she not do?

Su Yi smiled and shook his head: As expected, like a teacher, there must be a disciple.

After boarding the plane, Yu Yu seemed very excited, looking for people to talk to.Li Yaoyao and Su Yi sat in the back row of him, Qiao Yu and Gou Sheng sat in the front row of him, and She She on the right put on a dead face and refused to pay attention to him, so Yu Yu, who was acquainted with him, quickly got along with him on the left An old German man traveling alone strikes up the conversation.

The four Gousheng masters and apprentices don't know much English. Yu Yu's meager vocabulary is based on the messy words on the Internet over the years, and the German old man can't speak English very well, but the two of them together seem to be When the dry wood hits the fire, it catches fire at one point.

Yu Yu said excitedly: "cloud...big...oh, great!"

The German old man responded immediately with bright eyes: "yes, yes! wonderful!"

Yu Yu: "~!@#￥"

German old man: "...&*￥#"

Nangong Gousheng could not help poking Qiao Yu when he heard the big disciple chattering behind him, "Xiao Qiao, what are they talking about?"

Qiao Yu was silent for a few seconds: "...well, maybe they were talking about the weather..."

The curious Li Yaoyao leaned over to poke Yu Yu: "Old Yu, what are you talking about?"

Yu Yu danced and said, "Talk about politics! You can't understand English!"

Li Yaoyao: "..."

Qiao Yu: "...Well, there is a possibility that they speak a mysterious, long-lost language..."

After a while, the slobbering Yu Yu turned around and asked She She beside her: "Old She, how do you say swine flu in English?"

She She calmly picked up the water glass: "I don't know."

Yu Yu thought for a moment, then turned around and asked Su Yi behind him: "Su Yi, how do you say a cold in English?"

Su Yi got stuck for two seconds and replied, "Uh...cold?"

Yu Yu immediately turned around and chatted nonsense with the German old man: "Hei! doknowcold?"

The old German clapped his hands with bright eyes: "oo! yes!"

"Pfft..." She She couldn't hold back and sprayed water on the back of the seat in front of her, then untied the seat belt expressionlessly and walked back: "I'm going to the toilet."

Li Yaoyao put her hand on her forehead weakly, and whispered to Su Yi: "I'm very worried now whether Lao Yu can really speak Arabic."

Su Yi stared forward blankly, and nodded firmly after a moment: "Your worry is correct."

Ten hours later, the plane landed in Cairo.

Su Yi, Li Yaoyao and Qiao Yu are all visiting Egypt for the first time, and they are all very novel about everything there.Li Yaoyao wanted to see the Giza Pyramids and the Sphinx, and Su Yi and Qiao Yu wanted to go to the Egyptian Museum. After discussing with each other, they decided to stay in Cairo for a few days to learn about the local customs.

As soon as Li Yaoyao got out of the airport, the first thing she did was to keep looking at the appearance of the people here, trying to imagine what the ancient Egyptians should look like.

Nangong Gousheng could see what he was thinking at a glance, stepped forward and rubbed his head: "Now more than [-]% of Egyptians are Arabs, and few have ancient Egyptian blood. Don't even think about purebreds. "

Li Yaoyao let out a cry of disappointment, and sure enough she followed Nangong Gousheng away peacefully.

In fact, ancient Egypt was invaded by the Libyans, Persians, Greeks, and Romans, and was later occupied by the Arabs. It accepted a large number of Arab immigrants, and the pharaoh's blood has been minimal until now.But there are also a few independent indigenous groups with ancient roots in Egypt, such as Egyptian Bedouins, Berbers.Among them, the Berbers still retain their own cultural traditions and speak their mother tongue instead of Arabic.

Gousheng and his group stopped a van to go to the hotel. As expected, passers-by saw many women with their hair wrapped in black or white headscarves.

While watching the roadside scenery with great interest, Qiao Yu said with emotion: "Egypt is considered a relatively moderate Islamic country. In many Arab countries, women can only wear black clothes with black headscarves. And in Egypt, 90% of the people are Muslims, and 10% are Copts, and now they can basically live in peace."

The three apprentices of the Goonsang family have no interest in politics, religion, economy, etc., and only care about the local customs and handsome men and women.

"Wow!" Li Yaoyao pointed at the residential houses on the side of the road and shouted as the car passed by the old city of Cairo, "Why are they all unfinished houses?" The houses on the roadside may be high or low, but without exception There is no roof, and they are all unpainted adobe houses.

Yu Yu unpacked the pack of new cigarettes he had just bought from Egypt, took a couple of puffs leisurely, and said in a contemptuous tone, "You idiot, I don't understand anything! According to Egyptian law, if a house is not roofed or painted, you don't have to pay rent." .This is a fucking finished house, and people have already lived in it!"

Unconvinced, Li Yaoyao snatched the cigarette from his mouth and took a few puffs, the smoke billowed up in the unventilated carriage, Su Yi and Qiao Yu were choked and coughed: "Fuck, you were here, of course you know! "

Yu Yu snatched the cigarette back from his mouth again, and said with a snort, "It's the custom here that after a child is born, the whole family lives together."

Li Yaoyao touched her nose, opened a bottle of water and handed it to Su Yi who was choked with tears and snot: "What kind of broken customs..."

The car passed another street, Yu Yu and Li Yaoyao poked their necks out of the car, and saw some adobe houses on both sides of the street that were obviously lower than the road, without decoration, they looked very simple.

Li Yaoyao saw one or two poorly dressed people walking through the short room occasionally, and turned to Yu Yu, "Old Yu, is this a slum in Egypt?"

Yu Yu exhaled a long puff of smoke, which was quickly blown away by the wind: "It should be."

Nangong Gousheng, who was sitting in the front row, smiled and said, "No, this is the burial area. These houses are built for the dead."

At this time, a dark child came out of the bungalow, raised his head and stared coldly at the van carrying six people passing by, and then showed a strange smile.

"Hiss..." Yu Yu and Li Yaoyao gasped at the same time, covered their chests and looked at each other.

"... There will also be poor people who can't afford houses to live in it." Comrade Gousheng continued.

Da Shuan and San Gou secretly sweated, and secretly slandered: Fuck, don't bring such a big pant! !

The car quickly drove into the new urban area of ​​Cairo, the city was no less crowded than Shanghai, and the place as far as the eye could see became bustling.

The traffic was stuck in the road section for half a day and could only move a little. Li Yaoyao sat on the edge of the bed and stared at the scenery on the Nile River. The city forms a stark contrast and has a sudden beauty.

Li Yaoyao hurriedly shoved Su Yi: "Hey, why don't you draw a picture? Just draw me sitting on a canoe and swimming on the Nile River!"

Su Yi glanced at him with a smile: "Do you think I'm a smart camera?" Having said that, he still agreed to draw a simple landscape painting at Li Yaoyao's request after arriving at the hotel.

After a while, Qiao Yu finally realized something was wrong, and couldn't help asking, "Why didn't I see any traffic lights all the way here?"

Nangong Gousheng smiled and said: That's right, most cities in Egypt don't have traffic lights, and there are no intersections at all here.

Qiao Yu watched carefully for a while, and sure enough, all the forked roads are T-shaped roads.However, because of this, it also increases the traffic burden, and pedestrians have to resort to the Lingbo microwave of the Happy School to cross the road.

Soon, the car arrived at the hotel.

Egypt's tourism industry is very developed. Although the city is crowded, the accommodation provided for tourists is all generous. A mere three-star hotel has the scale of a resort, with swimming pools, maple forests, small bridges and flowing water, and double rooms. There is also a small kitchen in the hotel, and there is a small door that is usually locked between the rooms. As long as the passengers request, several rooms can be connected immediately.

After entering the hotel, a waiter immediately stepped forward to carry bags for everyone, and Li Yaoyao was flattered and waved her hands repeatedly: "No! No! It's not heavy at all!"

Yu Yu clung to her luggage vainly and refused to let go, shouting in Arabic: "You don't need to carry it, I can do it myself!"

Several waiters shrugged unkindly and left reluctantly.

Li Yaoyao was surprised and said: "Damn it, so enthusiastic? Are you angry if you don't carry the bag?"

"Fart!" Yu Yu said angrily, "Master, I've already suffered a lot! There's a road that's more than ten meters away, and luggage that can be lifted with one finger. How dare you fucking ask you for a tip of one dollar!"

Several people in the same company couldn't help laughing.

Yu Yu snorted angrily, "I couldn't dig anymore that day, so I also came to carry luggage for others. The money is too fucking good!"

In the evening, several people came to a traditional restaurant in Cairo to eat local Egyptian food, Fur, ta'amiyah and vegetables.The so-called Fuer is braised broad beans, and Taamiye is fried broad bean cakes.Yu Dashuan and Li Sangou adhered to the belief that the food that no one snatched was not delicious, making the table full of knives and forks flying, and finally shook hands when Nangong Gousheng couldn't bear to stop them.

Gou Sheng stared at the table full of messy cups and plates and Da Shuan and San Gou, who were the only ones on the table with round bellies, covered his face and sighed, "You can't get used to it, you little bastard~~ You can't get used to it!"