[Tomb Raider] Escape

After leaving the underground palace, everyone hastily covered the entrance of the robber's cave with sand and drove back to Siwa.

Eagle No. [-] also got into the car, and jumped from Li Yaoyao's arms to Su Yi's arms, and then rolled onto Qiao Yu's lap.

The temperature in the desert is very high. After a long period of baking by the sun, the sand has a temperature of [-] to [-] degrees.In order to save fuel consumption, although everyone was sweating profusely, She She still didn't turn on the air conditioner.

When the car was halfway through, Yu Yu who was sitting in the front row suddenly said, "Old She, I'm a little cold, have you turned on the air conditioner?"

She She glanced at him, saw that his forehead was sweating, thought he was just looking for trouble, and ignored him.

The desert is full of sand dunes. When crossing the sand dunes, the car has been in the transition between weightlessness and overweight. Although She Snake did not intentionally drive exciting effects this time, Su Yi, who is not full of energy in the back seat, is still a little bit motion sick. .

Strangely, this time it was Yu Yu who spoke earlier than Li Yaoyao: "Old She, drive...slower."

She She glanced at him suspiciously.Yu Yu's face was very red, but everyone in the car had blushed due to exposure to too much sun, She She didn't take it seriously before, but now that she looked carefully, she felt that Yu Yu's condition seemed to be Something is not quite right.

Yu Yu frowned, and suddenly shouted: "Stop!"

She She stepped on the brakes as expected.

Before the car came to a complete stop, Yu Yu had already opened the car door, almost rolled into the sand, and vomited as soon as he opened his mouth.But he hadn't eaten for a long time, and all he vomited out was some sour water.

She She's face turned serious, she quickly opened the car door and rushed over, picked up Yu Yu's upper body, and patted him on the back.

Everyone in the car got out of the car one after another.

Nangong Gousheng squatted down and touched the big apprentice's forehead with the palm of his hand, and said in a deep voice, "I have a fever."

Li Yaoyao took a bottle of water from the car, frowned while feeding Yu Yu, and said, "How can you have a fever in this kind of day?"

Eagle No. [-] jumped into Yu Yu's arms, and swept his chest with his tail.

Qiao Yu, who was standing by the side, suddenly changed his expression, pointed at the black cat and said tremblingly, "Could it be...could it be...yes..."

"Fuck..." Yu Yu cursed weakly, "Young master won't be cursed...Master, what's written on that coffin?"

Nangong Gousheng wet a handkerchief with water and put it on his forehead, beckoning She Snake to carry him into the car: "The one who opens the coffin will be cursed forever."

Yu Yu snorted twice: "Why am I the only one who got tricked?"

She She said with a cold face, "Don't think wildly."

Qiao Yu whispered, "Could it be that this cat has some infectious disease? I heard that all the British who entered Tutankhamun's tomb for the first time before died, it seems to be because of malaria."

With one arm around Eagle No. [-], Yu Yu smiled at Qiao Yu, "I'm dead, and you won't live long either."

Li Yaoyao simply patted Eagle No. [-]'s ass: "No. [-]! How dare he doubt you! Go scratch him!"

Qiao Yu flinched behind Nangong Gousheng: "Yingyingying, it shouldn't be..."

Nangong Gousheng touched Yu Yu's head with a smile, and sighed: "Da Shuan, I can't bear you as a teacher. But what should come will come, you can go at ease, I will bury you with a mummy for my teacher."

Yu Yu hugged Nangong Gou's left arm and cried: "Master, will I really die?"

Nangong Gousheng hugged his head and sighed: "As a teacher, I will find someone to save the dead for you. Where do you want to be buried?"

"Meow!" Eagle No. [-] yelled suddenly, and jumped into Li Yaoyao's arms.

Su Yi, who was at the side, was confused and poked Li Yaoyao: "Is your master joking?"

Unexpectedly, Li Yaoyao also looked terrified, and shook her head hesitantly: "I don't know..."

Nangong Gousheng called everyone to get in the car, asked Yu Yu to sit in the back row and rest, and told She She, "Hurry up and drive back, and stop when you reach the oasis." After a pause, he added tearfully, "Don't let everyone Chained to death in the desert."

She She glanced at him in horror, stepped on the accelerator to the bottom, and picked the most stable route to rush towards the oasis.

In a daze, Yu Yu vaguely felt that someone had applied something refreshing on his forehead, and then kept pouring water on himself.When he was suffocated by urine until he regained consciousness, he found that the car had stopped.

The car has driven to the edge of the oasis, and there is a thin river not far away, and two rows of date palm trees are planted on both sides of the river.

Nangong Gousheng signaled She She to carry Yu Yu under the tree, let everyone rest here for a while, and walked towards the river by himself.

A gust of wind blew by, clearing Yu Yu's drowsy mind a little.

He leaned his head weakly on She She's shoulder, full of desolation: "Old She...I'm going to die..."

She She replied coldly, "Oh."

Yu Yu pursed her lips, and said desolately: "I'm about to die, why don't you admit that you have a crush on me?"

She Snake: "..."

Yu Yu coughed twice weakly: "After I die, it will be too late for you to say... Lao She, you can't be too boring..."

She She rolled her eyes towards the sky: "You, why are you still alive?"

Yu Yu choked with sobs and said, "The love of your life is about to die under the curse of Pharaoh...the man you have been secretly in love with for more than ten years...Thinking that you will suffer so much when I die, I feel a little better. Old She, maybe I only have a few seconds left to live, you really, really don't want to admit it..."

She Snake only felt a mosquito flying near her ear, flying here and there, her head was buzzing, and she said impatiently, "All right, I have a crush on you."

Yu Yu smiled gratifiedly.

At this moment, Nangong Gousheng came back with a piece of wet clothes and handed it to Yu Yu: "Put it on."

Yu Yu was stunned: "Why?"

Nangong Gousheng pointed to the river not far away with a smile: "This is a tributary of the Nile River. The Nile River is the mother river of Egypt. Maybe it can undo the curse on you."

Yu Yu hesitated and said, "But, I heard that there are many schistosomes in the Nile River."

Nangong Gousheng took back his clothes with a smile: "Forget it then."

Without saying a word, She She snatched the fitting dress with her hands, and put it on Yu Yu forcefully.

Nangong Gousheng went to Qiao Yu and sat down, picked up two dates, wiped them with his sleeves, and threw them into his mouth.

Qiao Yu asked, "How is he?"

Nangong Gousheng smiled and said, "Oh, I've got heatstroke."

Qiao Yu said in surprise, "It's just heatstroke? Then you...why did you lie to them?"

Nangong Gousheng continued to smile: "A few little bastards usually don't pay attention to Master Mistress, and dare to ride on Master Mistress's head at every turn. Master must vent his anger for Master Mistress."

Qiao Yu was stunned for a moment, then blushed and reprimanded, "Huh, what nonsense!"

But that being said, Qiao Yu secretly glanced at Yu Yu who was about to cry not far away, and She She and Li Yaoyao who were in a violent state.

A few hours later, the Nile water miraculously lifted Yu Yu's curse, and he became a lively hero again.

After returning to Xiwa's residence, She She came back from taking a bath outside the house and was about to go to sleep, when she saw Yu Yu sitting on the side of the bed with a serious face, and said slowly: "Old She, I just learned from the pain... "

She She didn't even look at him, she went to the bed and sat down, wiping her hair with a towel.

"This time I went through a narrow escape, and I feel that life is not easy, and I still have to cherish the people around me..."

She She dried her hair, threw the towel on the chair, lifted the covers and got in.

Yu Yu sighed helplessly: "Since you love me so much, I have thought about it. It is not easy for you to have a crush on me for more than ten years. Maybe I can try to be with you. You know that although I don't like men, but For the sake of our more than ten years of brotherhood, we can barely try it."

"..." She She picked out her ears and fell asleep.

Ten hours later.

When Li Yaoyao woke up, she got up refreshed and walked outside the house.

Nangong Gou was sitting outside the house alone, and he was sitting in the room staring at a statue of Xia Boti brought in from the tomb.

Li Yaoyao stepped forward and sat down beside him: "Master, where are we going next? Have you returned to China?"

Nangong Gousheng smiled and sighed: "Probably. It just looks like this. I'm really a little...disappointed." A stolen underground palace and a large-scale tomb from the New Kingdom period of ancient Egypt, it is reasonable to say that it has been on and off for more than ten years. The search is definitely not a loss, Nangong Gousheng and others are extremely lucky to have such a harvest.But it ended like this, and I still inevitably feel lost in my heart.

Li Yaoyao shrugged her eyebrows: "Then... stay for a while?"

Nangong Gousheng fiddled with the statue in silence.

"Meow..." Eagle No. [-] suddenly jumped off the roof and jumped into Li Yaoyao's arms.When everyone was resting just now, no one cared about it, and they didn't know where it went.

Li Yaoyao rubbed its head, and was about to put it back on the ground, but suddenly found that Eagle No. [-] seemed to have something in its mouth.Li Yaoyao curiously took the object out of its mouth, and found that it was a pure gold necklace with a pendant in the shape of a sun.

Li Yaoyao exclaimed in surprise: "Master, look!"

Nangong Gousheng linked the necklace over, looked left and right, and found that there seemed to be some mystery on the sun-shaped pendant, and flicked it gently——

With a "click", the pendant was opened.

The author has something to say:

Small theater: Li Yaoyao once had a long period of secondary school. During this period, his drive to attack was extremely strong, and no matter what others said, he couldn't help but refute.One day when he came out after washing his hair, Yu Yu pulled his hair and casually said: Your hair is as soft as lanugo.Li Yaoyao immediately choked: Your hair is as hard as pubic hair!Yu Yu: ... That night, Yu Yu took advantage of Li Yaoyao's deep sleep and shaved off his limp, lanugo-like hair.The next night, Li Yaoyao took advantage of Yu Yu's deep sleep and shaved off his hard, pubic-like hair. On the third morning, after being reminded by others, Yu Yu knew that the back of his head was bald. A few pieces just form two characters: silly X