[Tomb Raider] Escape

Speaking of which, the last time Nangong Gou left the Miao ancient tomb and was caught by mistake, it became the biggest shame in his life for more than [-] years.

Naturally, Nangong Gousheng was unwilling to let it go, and after a while, he decided to go to Guizhou to steal another Miao tomb.This proposal received strong support from the apprentices and strong opposition from Qiao Yu.

Qiao Yu said, "You promised me that you would wash your hands and stop doing anything illegal!"

"One last time! Just one time! I want to wash away the shame~~" Nangong Gousheng was soft and stubborn, and after a month of excellent performance, Qiao Yu finally agreed.

So six people embarked on the journey of tomb robbery again.

This time the operation went smoothly, six people and one cat quickly passed through the checkpoints and broke into the main tomb.

Master Gousheng and his three disciples pushed open a corner of the coffin together, and stretched in with four hands.

"Ouch!" Master Gousheng withdrew his hand like an electric shock.

"Ouch!!" She Ersheng withdrew his hand like an electric shock.

"Ouch!!!" Li Sangou withdrew his hand like an electric shock.

"Hey..." Yu Yu also subconsciously quickly withdrew her hand, and after a while, asked blankly, "Why do you call it ouch? What's inside?"

Eagle No. [-] got into the coffin through the small opening, and immediately let out a scream: "Meow~~~"

Everyone worked together to push the lid of the coffin completely away, and found that there were no bones or burial objects in the coffin, only one—— Gu!

Nangong Gousheng carefully took out the Gu with his sleeves wrapped around his hands, and wiped off the dust on it: "Pregnant...?"

Li Yaoyao leaned over and found that the Gu was engraved with Miao characters, but he didn't recognize it.

Nangong Gousheng handed Gu to Qiao Yu. Qiao Yu didn't dare to take it with his hands. He opened his eyes wide and recognized it for a while, and said, "It seems to be...the attacker? Pregnant."

Li Yaoyao asked strangely: "What is this? Gu name? Is it for begging a child?"

Nangong Gousheng couldn't figure it out, threw Gu back into the coffin, picked up some treasures, and led everyone out.

A few days later, they noticed something strange.

The food intake of Nangong Gousheng, Li Yaoyao, and She She has increased a lot since they left the tomb, and even the cat food that Eagle No. [-] needs to eat has doubled.But they used to eat a lot, so let’s put it aside for now; besides, Li Yaoyao became fond of sour food, Nangong Gousheng and She She became fond of spicy food, and Eagle No. [-] ate it secretly Half of the plums that Su Yi bought were pitted plums; in addition, the lower abdomen of the three of them was getting bigger and bigger, and they swelled up in just five days.Eagle II was too fat to move.

"Tsk tsk, sour girl..." Yu Yu stroked Li Yaoyao's round belly, cupped her hands and said, "Congratulations, junior brother, congratulations, the crown prince is about to be born."

Li Yaoyao was furious, kicked his ass, Yu Yu laughed and ran away.

"Ouch..." Li Yaoyao moved too much, clutching her waist and moaning, Su Yi hurriedly stepped forward with concern: "Let you lie down and take care of yourself, what if you have a miscarriage?"

Li Yaoyao glared angrily.

Yu Yu, who had already run away, laughed so hard that his waist flashed.

Yu Yu swayed to Nangong Gousheng's side again without a beating, and just touched his stomach with his hand, he was so shocked by his hidden smile that he withdrew his hand and laughed.

She She tried intense sports such as rope skipping, rock climbing, and bungee jumping with her big belly, but his big belly seemed to be stuck to his body and he couldn't shake it off.

In the end, She She drew out a sword from the Han Dynasty and was about to disembowel him. Yu Yu hugged him from behind with tears streaming down his face: "Honey, this is our blood, how could you be so cruel to want to dump him! Whether it is Whether it is a son or a daughter, I will not despise you!!!"

She Snake waved her sword ferociously and roared, "I'll kill you first!!!"

Ten days later, the three of them and one cat were ready to give birth.

Before giving birth, Li Yaoyao grasped Su Yi's hand with distracted eyes: "Baby, if there is something wrong with me..."

Su Yi shook his head desperately: "No, Yaoyao, you will be fine, go at ease!"

Li Yaoyao covered her face and wailed: "My wife~~ If I give birth to a freak, will you dislike me!"

Su Yi shook his head: "No."

Li Yaoyao continued to wail: "My wife~~ If I suffer from postpartum depression and become neurotic and psychopathic, do you still want me!"

Su Yi continued to shake his head: "No, I love you Yaoyao."

"What if I become a psychopath and become a psychopath?"

"I want what I want."

"What if my temperament has changed drastically except for my appearance?"

"Yes, yes."

Li Yaoyao sobbed and poked his chest: "You really like my appearance!"

Su Yi: "..."

In the end, amidst heart-piercing screams, the three of them and one cat successfully laid four eggs.

Li Yaoyao held the white egg and dangled it curiously: "What's in it? Can I eat it?"

She She said, "Let's boil it."

Nangong Gousheng shook his head: "The tea eggs are delicious."

Eagle No. [-]: "Meow..."

In the end, the crowd cruelly decided to hatch the eggs in a microwave.

"Ding!" Qiao Yu took out the basin containing the eggs and put them on the table. Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the shells of the eggs cracked little by little.

A plume of blue smoke rose from each egg, forming four large characters in the air:

Twilight Chaozhao

The author has something to say: On a full moon night, a long wolf howl came from the north, announcing the beginning of a restless night.

The black cat jumped on the balcony and opened the window, and the pigeon came out of the cabin and jumped into the room.

When the twelve o'clock bell rang, the black cat and the white dove transformed gorgeously.

After transforming, Si Niu is a slightly rich and fair boy. He grabbed the ear of the alluring young Eagle No. [-] and said angrily: "You scum! Tell me, is the belly of the Persian cat in Building No. [-] You made a big deal!"

"Ouch, take it easy, take it easy~~ I'm wronged~~"

"You are wronged!" Si Niu said angrily, "You think I don't know, your breed is Abyssinian cat, the cat breed that lived on the ancient Abyssinian plateau, and it is now extinct! You The ear of the mother cat is the evidence, I went to see the cat that the mother cat gave birth to yesterday! You still have to quibble!"

Eagle II's ears are longer and pointed than ordinary black cats, just like the elves in the movie West Country.This is the characteristic of Abyssinian cats.

Eagle No. [-] wanted to cry but had no tears: "I, I didn't, that kitten's ears were ripped off by their owner..."

"Hmph!" Si Niu sat down on the ground and began to kick his legs and shake his arms: "You playful scum! Break up the gang! I won't let you go!"

Eagle No. [-] is in a hurry and has nowhere to start: "I, you, do you think I am Nangong Gousheng! I am a good cat with a good breed and integrity!" Chapter [-] Niu Jiang doubts: "Really?"

"Really!" Eagle No. [-] nodded desperately.Siniu finally laughed through his tears: "Then you are not allowed to flirt with the white cat in Building No. [-] from now on!"

"Uh-huh"

"Don't talk to the yellow cat in Building [-]!"

"Uh-huh!"

"No... no..."

"I only like you..." The black cat boy hugged the white pigeon boy with a blushing face.

"That damned old rascal, you're exhausted." Eagle No. [-] squeezed Si Niu's belly regretfully: "It's not as soft as before." Si Niu grabbed the confiscated tail of Eagle No. [-], tangled Going around in circles: "It doesn't look good when you're fat, and you don't feel comfortable holding it if you're thin. You, you, have you fallen in love with that Persian cat!"

Eagle No. [-] kissed Si Niu's white and tender face with a headache: "I really only like you...all the ears that are pointed, thin and long are elongated by their owners. I swear, I absolutely It’s a cat with a good breed and integrity!” Si Niu said, holding the black cat’s tail in his mouth, “Okay, I believe you.”

Eagle No. [-] pinched his vitals, making him unable to ask any more questions, and could only turn the following words into a few whimpers.A wonderful and beautiful night passed.

The next day, Nangong Gousheng took Si Niu to People's Square to beg.The strange thing is that Si Niu didn't stand on his shoulders like before, but insisted that he carry him away.

Nangong Gousheng threw the white pigeon out strangely. The white pigeon immediately flapped its wings and flew back, but fell to the ground because it was too late to take off.It didn't stand still, and it staggered and fell to the ground.

Nangong Gousheng hugged Si Niu in great surprise, and murmured to himself while walking: "Doves still have weak legs? It's so strange..."

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