[Tomb Raider] Escape

"According to modern scholars' research, King Mu of Zhou's westward journey can reach between the Caspian Sea and the Black Sea, which is about the Mesopotamia here, which is today's Middle East. Cuneiform characters began to be used in the [-]th century BC, until King Zhou Mu ascended the throne BC It was widely used in Mesopotamia in the [-]th century." Xiao Qiao's eyes were as red as a rabbit, and she spoke with a nasal voice.

He had gone a long way just now, but was chased back by Su Yi.Su Yi showed him the sword, and in surprise, he put his personal grievances behind him, and followed Li Yaoyao and others to their rented farm house again.

Xiao Qiao went on to say: "It was around the Spring and Autumn Period that my country began to widely use iron tools. The Mesopotamia region was earlier than us. The tenth century BC has entered the Iron Age." He paused, and glanced at She She, "If This sword is really Yubo's funeral object, so it is enough to rewrite the history of China and advance the exchange of Chinese and Western civilizations by hundreds of years."

She She glanced at him faintly: "It's not." Qiao Yu was still in a daze, She She snatched the sword back: "I lied to you, it's not."

Qiao Yu looked demented.

Yu Yu snickered and patted She She on the shoulder: "Old She, don't say it belongs to the Western Zhou Dynasty, even if it belongs to the Republic of China, you can't keep this sword. Hand it over!" He raised his hand to Qiao Yu : "Report sir! He tried to embezzle cultural relics for himself. I watched him take them out of the coffin!"

Qiao Yu: "..."

She She glared at him fiercely.If it were someone else, She She, who had a vicious look on his face, would have calmed him down long ago, but guys like Yu Yu and Li Yaoyao, who came here with him in crotch pants, of course knew what was under his cold mask, so they were not affected at all. He threatens.

"Cough." Qiao Yu coughed, caught by She She's lethal eyes, and said tremblingly, "She~~Brother, this thing is not a joke, you~~hand it in~~"

She She held the sword desperately, with an expression that if you dare to come over, I will fight with you.

Su Yi hurriedly uttered a voice to defuse the embarrassment: "Brother Qiao, what do these cuneiform characters mean?"

Xiao Qiao said: "It should be signed or something, you can make a copy for me, and I will tell you after I take it home and check it."

Su Yi handed a copy of the cuneiform script to Qiao Yu. Before leaving, Qiao Yu repeatedly said, "Brother She, please think about it carefully. You really can't keep such an important thing to yourself~~" "Brother She, Think about it again, it’s a great thing to hand over to the country, and it’s worth keeping it in your hands at most.” “Comrade Xiaoshe, I didn’t say that~~”

"Wow!"

She She drew out her sword and stared at him murderously.

Qiao Yu ran away clutching the small piece of paper.

After a while, everyone was ready to wash and go to bed.

There is no bathroom in the farm house, so they can only wash with well water.Li Yaoyao was afraid that Su Yi's stomach trouble would be aggravated if he took a shower with cold water, so he specially boiled a pot of hot water for him.

She She and Yu Yu wiped their bodies casually a few times, washed off the dust on their faces, and went to bed. The farm house has two floors. Two bedrooms.Yu Yu and She She slept in a room, and Li Yaoyao and Su Yi shared a room.

Li Yaoyao waited for the water to boil, then said with a doggy smile, "Baby~~ I'll wash it for you."

Su Yi was flattered: "Huh?"

Li Yaoyao couldn't help but take off his dirty clothes, mixed the cold and hot water to a suitable temperature, and wiped his back with a wet towel: "Baby~~It's too light and too heavy, tell me~~"

Su Yi swallowed carefully: "Yaoyao, what's the matter with you?"

Li Yaoyao squinted her eyes and raised her orchid finger to poke at Su Yi madly: "I said I want to treat you well~~ I hate it~~"

Su Yi: "..."

Li Yaoyao wiped the backside for him, and then turned to the front side. When she wiped his chest, she couldn't help twisting the towel around those two points on purpose, and said vaguely, "Baby~~ Is it comfortable or not?"

Su Yi's ears were red, and he faltered in response.

Li Yaoyao took off his pants, and while wiping his legs with a towel, leaned over to enclose his nipples and sucked them continuously.Su Yi's complexion was sickly fair, and his almost transparent skin soon turned slightly red due to congestion.

Li Yaoyao kissed him all the way along his chest, hesitating for less than two seconds at Su Yi's half-raised desire, then lowered her head and swallowed it.

Su Yi took a breath, and gently pulled his hair: "I-haven't washed it yet..."

Li Yaoyao mumbled while holding the object in her mouth: "It's okay."

He began to hesitate, and Su Yi moaned cooperatively.Li Yaoyao liked to hear his sheep-like bleating, and after serving him for a while, she also fell in love with him.

Su Yi pulled him up, disregarding that his desire had not yet been expressed, unzipped Li Yaoyao's trousers, impatiently took out his dick and began to swallow.

Li Yaoyao gasped comfortably, and couldn't help pressing his head back and forth forcefully, and at the same time the white light flashed before her eyes, she came to her senses: Hey, didn't you serve this little sheep by yourself?Why was he serving him again? !

Angrily, Li Yaoyao pulled the little cucumber out of Su Yi's mouth and threw the towel on Su Yi: "Wash yourself! I'm going to sleep!"

Su Yi pitifully picked up the towel: "Oh..."

Li Yaoyao rolled her eyes to the sky, and ran away furiously.

Besides, Qiao Yu walked back with rabbit eyes in the early morning light, lowering her head and thinking about the sword just now, and she didn't recover when she bumped into someone.

"Ouch!"

"Cuckoo!"

Qiao Yu was knocked back two steps, and the piece of paper with cuneiform writing in her hand fell to the ground.He raised his head and saw that he ran into a middle-aged man dressed as a farmer. There was a snow-white old hen squatting on his shoulder, and he was looking at him with a smile.

Qiao Yu quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I was distracted."

The middle-aged man has narrow eyes and looks very amiable.He spoke Shaanxi dialect: "Little brother, your Yintang is black and your lips are purple, something is wrong. Are you haunted by evil spirits?"

Qiao Yu stared at him blankly.

The middle-aged man took out a piece of yellow talisman paper from his pocket, held it in his right hand, pointed at the talisman paper with the index finger and middle finger of his left hand, and muttered.

Qiao Yu was dumbfounded.

After the middle-aged man finished reciting a set of spells, he handed the talisman paper to him, and said with a smile: "Take it back and put it under the pillow, and the dirty things that haunt you will naturally go away."

Qiao Yu accepted it in a daze.

The middle-aged man stretched out his hand: "It's cheaper for you, 500 yuan."

Snow-white old hen: "Cuckoo, cluck!"

Qiao Yu: "..."

Qiao Yu blushed with anger, and slapped the talisman paper on him with a straight face, picked up the paper on the ground and was about to leave.

The middle-aged man stretched his head to take a look, and wondered: "Hey, cuneiform. From the east... a distinguished guest?"

Qiao Yu stopped in her tracks, with a look of disbelief on her face: "Do you know cuneiform?"

The middle-aged man touched the old hen on his shoulder, and his eyes were even more bent: "Oh, little brother, I am from Asia, can't you see it?"

Qiao Yu frowned and looked at the middle-aged man's face. His nose was relatively high and his lips were considered plump. If he only looked at the lower part of his face, it might be true that he was from the Middle East.But those squinting eyes...

The middle-aged man said: "Oh, brother, I will tell you the truth, I am actually of mixed race, and my grandma is Korean. If I am not careful, I will pass it on from generation to generation!"

Old Hen: "Cuckoo, Cuckoo."

Qiao Yu nodded dubiously, then shook the piece of paper in her hand: "You... really know cuneiform."

"Well, the spell I just said is the pronunciation of cuneiform characters!"

"..."

Qiao Yu wiped her face expressionlessly: "Then why did you come to China to cheat?"

Middle-aged man: "..."

Qiao Yu pushed the middle-aged man away, sneered, shook her head and left.

The middle-aged man called out behind him: "Oh, little brother, don't go! You will be unlucky if you don't buy this talisman paper! ... Oh, come back, come back, I will count you three hundred! ... Two hundred!"

As the voice got farther and farther away, Qiao Yu smiled wryly and sighed: It's okay to break up in love, but if you meet a liar when you go out, go home and check the calendar!

Li Yaoyao and Su Yi slept for an extra long time due to the lack of energy after being happy, and they didn't get up until dusk.

Ordinarily, the tombs of the two Yubos have also been dug, and the treasures are in hand, and the affairs here should be over, but the unearth of the iron sword engraved with cuneiform characters makes it impossible for them to escape.

Li Yaoyao and Yu Yu took a gloating attitude, Su Yi and Xiao Qiao both believed that the matter was of great importance and should not be taken privately, but She She was reluctant to give up his heart and soul, and fell into a stalemate for a while.

At seven o'clock in the evening, the four of them were sitting around the room eating, a big white pigeon suddenly flew in from the door, fell onto the dining table, and fell into a pot of green vegetables with no oil or water.

The four of them were startled, and Li Yaoyao reacted the fastest, holding the pigeon's wings and lifting it up: "Si Niu!"

Su Yi was dumbfounded: "Come back so soon?"

The four cows kept thumping, throwing down a table of feathers.

"Cough cough."

It was already dark at this time, there were no lights on the small roads in the countryside, and it was pitch black outside, with visibility less than one meter.Suddenly, a figure appeared in the darkness, floating towards the door.I saw him wearing a blue straight gown, holding a long beard and stag tail, white hair and white beard floating on the ground, swaying in the dim light, like a ghost from hundreds of years ago reappearing.

"Hiss..." The porcelain bowl in Su Yi's hand fell to the ground, and it was brittle with a bang.

Li Yaoyao and the others froze for three seconds, scrambling to rush forward: "Master~~~"

The old man dressed as a Taoist smiled and touched their heads one by one: "Good boy."

Su Yi's chin hit the ground directly: "Master, Master..."

Li Yaoyao tugged at Nangong Gou's white beard and scratched his white hair, and asked in a low voice, "Where did you get it?"

Nangong Gousheng slapped his cheap paw away, and replied in a low voice: "It was stolen from the manga show."

Li Yaoyao stretched out her hands to touch and touch his arms, her voice was so low that she could barely hear, "Did you bring what I want?"

Nangong Gousheng kicked him away, and waved at Su Yi with a smile: "Disciple wife?"

Su Yi was flattered and stepped forward: "Mmm, mmm!"

Nangong Gousheng took out a small porcelain bottle from his bosom and stuffed it into his hand: "I heard from Sangou that you have a bad stomach. This medicine was formulated for you by Pindao himself. There are seven pills in total, one pill a day. No visible light is allowed during the taking. In a week your stomach bleeding will be gone."

Su Yin answered slowly: "Three Dogs?...Uh, thank you, Master."

Nangong Gousheng squinted his eyes, and said with a smile, oh, since she is an apprentice daughter-in-law, I won’t charge you money. You must know that there are Jade Emperor’s beard and Taishang Laojun’s saliva in this medicinal material. This kind of elixir does not have 100 Wan Pindao would not sell him a single piece.After finishing speaking, he turned around and pulled Li Yaoyao out a few steps, with his back turned to Su Yi, he stretched out his hand: Here comes the reward!

Li Yaoyao murmured that I asked you to do all my favors, but she obediently took out a jade bracelet, a pair of silver earrings and a little jade dog from her bosom and handed them to Nangong Gousheng.

Nangong Gousheng patted him on the shoulder: "It's not easy for the old man to come here, and the fare is not counted with you."

The food on the table could not be eaten, Yu Yu fetched water to bathe Si Niu, and asked, "Master, are you staying here tonight?"

Nangong Gousheng shook his head and said, "Oh, I haven't cheated much money today. I finally met a stupid fat goose in the morning, and he didn't fall for me."It's rare to get a straight suit, let's do a few rituals first.

Before Nangong Gousheng left, She She handed him the iron sword with unknown history. Nangong Gousheng was very surprised when he saw the cuneiform characters: "Why are these words again?"

Others were even more surprised: "Master, have you seen it?"

Nangong Gousheng didn't answer, he restrained his smile, and patted She She's head: "Hand it over, I'll give you an earlier one as my teacher tomorrow."

She She didn't say anything, but responded in a low voice.

Watching Nangong Gousheng disappear into the night, Su Yi clutched the porcelain medicine bottle, and asked Li Yaoyao dumbfounded: "Is this medicine really edible?"

Li Yaoyao said casually, eat it, take one now.You won't be able to see the light from tomorrow on.

Su Yi uncorked the bottle, poured it out and saw that the elixir mixed with the Jade Emperor's beard and Taishang Laojun's saliva turned out to be a capsule.He looked at Li Yaoyao warmly for a while, and swallowed the medicine with water.