When the starting point man crosses into a little eunuch

Zhengde 16 years

In March of Yangchun, it is the season when the grass in the south of the Yangtze River grows and the warblers fly, and all things are born. At this time, there is a miserable wind and bitter rain among the leopard houses in the western suburbs of Beijing's imperial city.

"Cough cough!" Zhu Houzhao, who had been suffering from a cold due to falling into the water last year, coughed twice in bed from time to time. Although he is only [-] this year, his energy has already been exhausted due to being bedridden for a year. God destroys them all.With a sallow complexion and a skinny appearance, he could not find the demeanor of General Zhu who rode horses back then.

"According to the author, you only have one line left. You are about to finish reading, so she can replace the label with the finished version." Zhang Mo, dressed in a big red python robe, sat on the bed, holding Zhu Houzhao's hand, with a bitter face Frowning, trying to squeeze out two tears, but after squeezing for a long time, Zhang Mo, who was completely disappointed in his acting skills, stretched out his finger and tapped on his tongue, and then used the water-stained finger to touch it casually. After wiping his eyes, he continued: "Hurry up you, scallions and pancakes...cough, I mean Zhu Houcong and Lu Bing have been on schedule for a long time."

"Just one sentence?" Zhu Houzhao stretched out a finger with difficulty, his face full of indescribable disappointment, "Then let me say, let me say... I think I can still..."

"No more rescue!" Zhang Mo interrupted Zhu Houzhao angrily, and said, "Another sentence."

"Nake..."

"Don't you think people should keep some notes? So when you die, I will definitely burn the finale of Conan to you. Otherwise, don't you really like that "If Who Died in 97, Wait for Three Years on Naihe Bridge" You should wait for me on the Naihe Bridge for decades first, and try to establish a good relationship with Hades and the others, so that when I go down, they can also cover me and prevent me from being bullied. As for me, I will try to live to Wanli Three major signs, Wanli's kid is greedy for money. If he knows that Japan has silver mines, he will definitely attack Japan. At that time, I will go to Japan to arrest people. Qingshan Gangchang will be given to you, and the rich and evil will be given to me. We will shut down our East Factory. Locked in a cage, whipped if you don’t submit your manuscript, and you don’t give food, what do you think?”

"Then..." Zhu Houzhao grabbed Zhang Mo's hand, thought for a long time, took a deep breath, and said with all his might, "Well, I've been suppressed by you all my life, and now I'm going to die, can you let me also suppress you?" once?"

"This..." Zhang Mo opened his mouth, and just about to speak, suddenly a young palace lady came out in a row and said loudly: "Eunuch Zhang, it's all up to you, don't do this, that, you just Can you give me a sweet word?"

"It's the father-in-law, can you?"

"Eunuch, tell me, can you?"

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.........

The people present kept asking questions, and when the messy voices came together, they all asked Zhang Mo in unison, "Elder-in-law, can you?"

"You..." Zhang Mo looked at the crowd gradually approaching him, a little at a loss.

"Eunuch, can you?"

"Eunuch, can you?"

"Eunuch, can you?"

"I..." Zhang Mo bit his lower lip and scratched his head with a painful expression.

At this time, Zhu Houzhao grabbed Zhang Mo's hand without losing the opportunity and said, "Mo Mo, I'm about to die, can't you just follow me? Saying 'yes', is it that difficult?"

"Eunuch, yes!"

"Eunuch, yes!"

"Eunuch, yes!"

Facing the pressure of the crowd, Zhang Mo felt that his chest was getting tighter and tighter, and he was about to be out of breath, almost suffocating him to death.In order not to be afraid of suffocation, Zhang Mo stood up and tried his best to escape from the house, but his feet were like lead, and he couldn't move no matter how hard he moved, and Zhu Houzhao's smirking face became wider and wider in front of his eyes. big……

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"Can you be a girl! Brother is not China Mobile! Even if it is Mobile, there is no way for people to make calls in the Ming Dynasty?" Zhang Mo screamed and opened his eyes, staring blankly at the pink butterfly embroidered with flowers Mosquito's net, motionless and in a daze, if it wasn't for his chest still heaving violently, it would almost make people think he was a dead person.

It was terrible, how could I have such a terrible dream?

Zhang Mo, who was sure it was the 17th year of Hongzhi, not the 16th year of Zhengde, let out a long breath with a relaxed face, reached out and touched his extremely moist cheeks, not sure whether the water stains on his face were what he had seen in his dream. The tears left behind are still...

Zhang Mo turned his head, looked helplessly at Zhu Houzhao, who was tightly hugging his chest with his hands, one foot crossed his lower body, and pressed firmly on his leg, and sighed, "No wonder I would Nightmares and I can't breathe."

Zhang Mo struggled to get out of Zhu Houzhao's arms, who kept slobbering from the corners of his mouth. The saliva had turned the sheets into a vast ocean, and Zhu Houzhao laughed "hee hee" from time to time, but he couldn't help it after a long time. I got up without waking up the other party, so I had no choice but to continue to work on the promising job of pillow pillows. I lay motionless on the bed and stared at the curtain above my head in a daze. "Didn't Jia Baoyu say that men are made of dirt? Why did I meet Two of them—one is not a man, and the other is not a man, but they are both made of water? When will I be able to lie down dry and dry, and my body will still be dry when I wake up?"

Zhang Mo lay on the bed very depressed. He is not a pedantic and polite person, so after helping Zhu Houzhao take a bath, he agreed without hesitation to the other party's request to stay with him Zhu Houzhao's request, and directly ignored the rule that "palace people can only sleep on the floor", and directly slept on the same bed with Zhu Houzhao.

Although he sleeps naked with no clothes on, don’t say that Zhu Houzhao is a man, even if he is a woman who is as beautiful as a flower and makes people think of bed at first sight, he is as moral, cultured and ideal as himself, and his quality is as high as Liu Xiahui’s time travel As a human being, he would never do anything unsuitable for children.

"Kiss, kiss..." Zhang Mo hadn't finished being depressed, when he heard Zhu Houzhao beside him suddenly start talking in his sleep, and while talking, he used his drooling face to touch Zhang Mo's face.

"Hey, you..." Zhang Mo turned his head and stretched out his hand, and was about to hold down Zhu Houzhao's restless little head, when suddenly he felt his eyes go dark, and then his lips felt cold, as if blocked by something wet Zhang Mo hadn't had time to determine whether this thing was the culprit that rubbed against his face in his dream just now, making his face covered with water stains, and felt a slippery, fragrant and soft sticking out from this object. The long strip of hot QQ candy wiped his lips clean up and down.

"Zhaozhao wipes your mouth and mouth for you, and wipes the dirt clean." Zhu Houzhao, who closed his eyes tightly and leaned his head on Zhang Mo's neck, smirked while smacking his small mouth with a satisfied expression.

Could it be... the first kiss that brother kept for more than 20 years is gone?

Zhang Mo groaned in his heart. Although the first kiss, first love, and first night were all three things he dreamed of throwing away in his previous life, he absolutely...absolutely...had no intention of giving them to a man, and he was still a little man.

Zhang Mo touched his lips with grief and resentment, with tears in his eyes, he felt endless sadness in his heart, the pain was so painful that life was worse than death.

It's fine if the first kiss is gone, the most important thing is, why... why don't I feel anything at all?What is the wonderful first kiss feeling of "sweet as the nectar picked by bees, as forgetful as the branches and leaves of butterflies dancing", "like an electric shock, numb all over, and soft hands and feet", "smooth, sweet and tender, full of fragrance".

No, I don't have any of them, it's really a disadvantage!

Eunuch Zhang strongly protested against this. If he could travel back to the 21st century, he would definitely sue all the authors of romance novels in court. The reason is to deceive honest customers like himself with advertisements that are far from the truth.

What Zhang Mo doesn't know is that at this moment, his "endless sadness, pain, life is better than death" has not come to an end, because when he was full of depression and mourning his first kiss, he, who was full of lawsuits, didn't say anything. My own waist has been firmly pressed against by something that is getting harder and harder.

It's too bad, how can I lose my first kiss like this?Is this God's punishment for me every time I write meat scenes, "when the lights are turned off, I don't have to talk about it all night, but talk about the next day"?It's not what I wanted, so why should you blame that crab named He?It will be so soft!

Zhang Mo gritted his teeth with a pale face. He didn't know whether he should cry or strangle the scourge next to him. Just as his complexion became more and more ugly and his mood became more and more irritable, a soft voice suddenly came from his ear. voice, "Momo, I feel bad."

"Uncomfortable? Why are you uncomfortable?" Zhang Mofei turned his head quickly, looked nervously at Zhu Houzhao who was flushed and about to cry, sat up and touched the other's forehead with one hand, and touched his own forehead with the other, with a flustered expression Asked: "What do you mean? What is it that feels uncomfortable? I'll go to the imperial doctor, ah, the imperial doctor is too far away, no, I'll call the doctor. Come, come quickly..."

There were a few drops of cold sweat on Zhang Mo's forehead. From his nervous appearance, it was impossible to see that he was still screaming at the other party in his heart just now, but he hadn't finished speaking when Zhu Houzhao quickly stretched out his hand. Covering his mouth with one hand, he made a silent gesture with the other hand, "Momo, don't scream, I'm not sick, it's just..." Zhu Houzhao blushed, and pointed at himself with his finger embarrassingly Three inches below the navel.

Why is my face turning red?In fact, Zhu Houzhao didn't understand it very well, but he just felt ashamed in his heart. It's okay for the place where he peed to become swollen and swollen and uncomfortable, but it still gave him an indescribable pleasure.

"Uh..." Zhang Mo looked in the direction of Zhu Houzhao's finger, and saw a certain part of the other party that would become 口口 or ×× if there was no phonetic notation or no separation between the two words on the Internet of later generations. He was facing himself with his head up and chest out, "First time?"

Zhu Houzhao nodded with a bitter face, then lowered his head in embarrassment, and said in a low voice: "Mo Mo, I feel so uncomfortable? What's wrong with me? Am I sick?"

"Don't worry, Your Highness, you are not sick." Not only are you not sick, but you are also in good health.

Zhang Mo tried his best to keep his voice gentle, just like when his little cousin had her first menarche and cried because of it, he comforted and taught her how to use hygiene.

Although he is now a eunuch, he was once a grown man with perfect physical and mental health and perfect physical hygiene. Zhang Mo naturally knew what this meant, but what made him painful was that there is an old saying that goes, "Thinking every day, dreaming at night ", Zhu Houzhao only became like this after waking up after sleeping, and then think about the expressions he made when he hugged himself just now.

Yin bug!shameless!I've been thinking about women since I was young, and I don't know which woman is so unlucky to become the object of this nymph dream.

Zhang Mo thought sourly in his heart, the expression on his face became more and more black and smelly, but jealousy is jealousy, and you have to eat it slowly, and you have to wait for little friend Zhu to solve the problem before questioning him carefully, so the work in his hand It's getting more refined.

Yes, you read that right, it's a job at hand.

As a former man who has been watching tender action movies in the island country for many years while studying his physical characteristics with five girls, and sometimes with his friends, Eunuch Zhang’s skills are quite good, and his hands are as fast as flying. , Zhu Houzhao's skillful little sausage, squeezed, pressed and touched, just two or three times of hard work, let the innocent little virgin Prince Zhu lie on the bed weakly, panting, "Mo Mo, take care... …" Panting heavily, Zhu Houzhao stretched out his hand to grab Zhang Gong.

"Lie down when you feel comfortable, don't talk." Zhang Mo has a dark face comparable to Bao Gong, and he looks calmly at his hands grasping the bed sheet. He can't tell whether it's pain or enjoyment, but he always looks like a scumbag. For some reason, Zhu Houzhao, in his mind, thought of words such as "brows with spring", "eyes blurred", "suffering panting again and again".

Depend on!Brother is such a pure person, has written so many novels, and has been working hard, but has never been locked. How come he has become evil now?

Zhang Mo turned his head in pain, and stopped looking at Zhu Houzhao's face.

Compared with Zhang Mo's pain, Zhu Houzhao was so comfortable that his soul almost flew out. For the first time, he knew for the first time that there is such a wonderful taste in the world, it almost makes people's soul fly out.

Zhu Houzhao panted loudly, lay on the bed and looked at Zhang Mo who was sitting next to him with blurred eyes, bringing such great happiness that he had never had before. Somehow, he remembered the dream just now. Zhang Mo's smile is so sweet and cute, people can't help but want to hold the other party tightly in their arms, and the two bodies will become one, and they will never be separated again, "Momo, you...you say ... Talk." Although he didn't understand it very well, Zhu Houzhao instinctively felt that when doing such a thing, there should be two voices.

"I said?" Zhang Mo, who just felt a little sore in his hand, glanced at Zhu Houzhao's still-sexy little sausage. Although he didn't understand why the opponent's sustaining power was so strong, he still felt that he should add more fire before finishing the fight. Take an early rest and continue the beating, be careful that the iron rod is ground into a needle, "Then let me tell you a story..."

While recalling the plot of Sister Lanlan's action movie, Zhang Mo had a serious expression on his face, as if he was preaching to Zhu Houzhao about "Jade Rabbit", "Xiangjin", and "Big Butt".

"Sister Lanlan, her skin is as white as milk and as thin as silk. It feels so good to the touch... Really..." Zhang Mo squinted his eyes half-closed his dreamy eyes while working hard. Said the expression.

"White is white enough, but... it really... feels... like... like silk? I haven't even touched it..." Zhu Houzhao was panting with a red face, and his eyes were fixed on Zhang Mo's handsome face. His face was clenched into fists, and then his eyes slowly slid down the sweat dripping from his face to his white neck, muscular chest, tight abdomen, and strong thighs.

Zhu Houzhao suddenly wanted to touch it himself, so he stretched out his hand with difficulty, got up and bit his lower lip, and touched Zhang Mo. He must touch it. That feeling... that feeling must be good, maybe it's as good as it is now. .

"Ah!" Zhu Houzhao suddenly screamed, and then felt his body lighten, and he couldn't sit still anymore, his upper body fell heavily on the bed, and then his lower body twitched, and white turbid liquid spurted out, venting on Zhang Mo's hands .

"Okay, it's okay!" Zhang Mo wiped his hands on the bed sheet calmly, looked at Zhu Houzhao who was lying on the bed, biting the sheet, his eyes were full of happiness, and was about to start questioning the other party about the dream in the afternoon. He was jealous, but he just felt that he was saving an innocent girl. After all, she became the object of sexual illusions of a big vulture like Zhu Houzhao, and that girl's life was a bit miserable.

Girls are for love, our family must not allow beautiful girls to suffer this kind of treatment!

"You..." Zhang Mo just opened his mouth to say a word, and there were three soft knocks on the door.

"Who is it?" Zhang Mo turned his head impatiently, looking fiercely at the door.

What a coincidence, knocking on the door just after finishing the work, those guys wouldn't be eavesdropping outside the door, right?It's getting bolder and bolder!Are you really impatient?

"If you go back to your father-in-law, servant Xing'er." The female voice outside the door was soft and soft, it was the one Zhang Mo liked, and his anger dissipated a lot immediately.

"What's the matter? The crown prince is resting. What should you do for disturbing the crown prince?" Although the tone was still questioning, Zhang Mo's voice had softened a lot.

"My maidservants dare not disturb the prince, but the palace suddenly sent someone, very urgently, begging His Royal Highness to return to the palace immediately." Xing'er replied through the door.

baby!Your father sent someone to arrest you, you are tragic!

Zhang Mo turned his head, gloated at Zhu Houzhao, whose face turned dark after hearing the unfortunate news, and pouting his lips in depression, and said, "The prince is destined, bring him in."