Online game shallots have tofu

"Guo Bao, Guo Bao..."

Don't take this name as a joke, although Yun Guobao's name is a bit earthy and simple, but it is still a name anyway.

You don't need to scream so poetically, it's like calling out souls.

Like in Dou E's injustice, Dou E's mother-in-law called Dou E's ghost, "A'e, A'e..."

"Evil..." Guobao now feels sick to his stomach and nausea because he ate too much in the morning.

Qiao Ren, who had just entered the dormitory, was speechless when he passed by Bao and saw the game interface on his desktop. The desktop was quite lively.

Three games, Bubble Bobble, Bombman, Lianliankan...

God, Qiao Ren couldn't help but said: "Guo Bao, I said Master Bao, can you play a man's game?"

Guo Bao was surprised, "Isn't this something that both men and women can play?"

"What do you think is the ratio of male to female?" Qiao Ren asked.

Guo Bao looked at the game screen, and shook his head seriously: "I don't know, some people write about men, but they are actually women, and some people write about women, but they are actually men!"

Qiao Ren was speechless again. When he asked this question, he actually wanted to say that these kinds of games are played by women. He, a big man, still plays these kinds of games. The person in front of him was having fun with a very interested face, and he definitely didn't know how to write the word shame!

Seeing his unmoved and unclear expression, Qiao Ren sighed, gritted his teeth and said, "You are just like a son-in-law!"

Guo Bao paused the game and asked strangely, "What is it like?"

Qiao Ren repeated, "Son-in-law!"

Guo Bao was not ashamed to ask, "What son-in-law?"

"If you can't rely on your own ability to marry a wife, you can only be married by others."

Guo Bao was blushed by Qiao Ren's words, but he couldn't find a word to refute.A small face was flushed, pointing at Qiao Ren, "You..." You didn't say a word for a long time.

Qiao Ren took a sip of water and added, "You think you're a teapot!"

Seeing Bao's current appearance, with one hand on his waist and the other pointing to the front, it really looks like a teapot. Qiao Ren put down the teacup and suddenly sang: "You are a fat and short teapot, you are a fat and short teapot, This is the handle of the pot and this is the spout, this is the handle of the pot and this is the spout, the water is boiling, the tea is brewing..."

"Pfft..." The person who was drinking tea, because of Qiao Ren's song, and because of Guo Bao's appearance, although Guo Bao was not as fat and slender as the teapot, but he looked like that, someone just sprayed the tea on the teapot. on the screen.Then the whole room started looking for cloths to wipe their computer screens.

Qiao Ren saw the gray cloth held by the monkey on the opposite side, and the more he looked at it, the more familiar he became, and he suddenly shouted: "Monkey, put it down!"

The monkey stopped immediately after being called out by him, and asked strangely, "What's wrong?"

Qiao Ren said, "Damn it, don't even look at it. These are my underwear that I haven't washed in three days!"

As soon as Qiao Ren finished speaking, the monkey seemed to have picked up a hot potato and threw it out without even looking at it.It should be Guo Bao's bad luck, that pair of underwear fell directly into Guo Bao's tortoise tank.

The New Year screamed, threw Qiao Ren's underwear away, and went to see his little turtle, but the little turtle in his hand didn't move.Everyone gathered around to watch, Guo Bao poked the little turtle's back, but it still didn't move.

The monkey patted Bao on the shoulder and said regretfully, "Don't be sad, the little turtle has been upgraded to a turtle god!"

Kraft shook his head, serious: "I believe that the little turtle is the first animal to be suffocated to death by underwear that hasn't been washed for three days! Let's pray, Amen—"

Guo Bao held back his mouth, and was about to burst into tears. Who doesn't know that Guo Bao is rare for this little turtle, and Qiao Ren immediately stepped forward to comfort him: "Turtles can become smart, maybe someday, when you are walking on the street, you suddenly see this little turtle. The one in front has a curly head and brain, maybe it's your little turtle!"

"You fart!" Guo Bao scolded, "Why don't you say that it was reincarnated into a turtle again, maybe it will be the original one when I buy it next time!"

Qiao Ren nodded, "It's also possible!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Bao Bao looking at him gloomyly, and smiled, "Well, I'll pay you a turtle!" Guo Bao still didn't speak, Qiao Ren smiled wryly, "Master Bao, what do you think, you say?"

When asked by him, Guo Bao was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect it for a moment. When he looked up and saw the blue light flashing on the screen in front of him, he said with a wicked smile: "Give me your game account!"

Qiao Ren thought he heard it wrong, "You don't know how to play games, why do you need an account?"

"You don't care about me!" Guo Bao replied.

Qiao Ren frowned: "Even if I give it to you, this game is not suitable for you to play!"

"Why can you play but I can't?" Guo Bao was not convinced.

The monkey on the side interjected, "You don't know how to play with your mother!"

Guo Bao got angry and yelled at the monkey: "You're the damn one, who are you scolding!"

Monkey said innocently, "I'm talking about the game, UM. Players call "your mother" not to scold you, but a game name."

"Your mother? How can there be such a perverted game name!" Guo Bao took a breath and looked down, really can't believe it.

"No, it's called by our players themselves. UM is the name of the game. You can also understand it as YOUMAN!"

"Oh!" Guo Bao half understood, "Then why can't I play?"

Qiao Ren and Hou Zi looked at each other, and they answered in unison, "This is a game for men!"

Guo Bao took off his clothes, exposing his slender upper body, and shouted, "Is this me a woman?"

The monkey muttered softly: "When I saw it for the first time, I thought I had gone to the wrong dormitory!"

"What did you say?" Guo Bao asked. Seeing the monkey, he immediately shook his head knowingly, and said, "Do you want to take off your pants to check?"

Qiao Ren nodded, and said, "Actually, I think it's better for you to run naked!"

"Go..." Guo Bao glared at him.

Qiao Ren laughed, "Okay, I can't give you the account number. If I give it to you, it will kill me, but I can take you in!"

Guo Bao laughed a little, "I know the URL, I can go in by myself, you still need to bring it!"

Qiao Ren shook his head, "Other games may not be brought by others, but your mother is definitely a different kind!"

Guo Bao twitched the corner of his mouth, "Your mother, your mother, this sounds really awkward, you should say UM!"

"Okay, let's UM!"

"What's different about it?" After Qiao Ren said this, Guo Bao's curiosity was ready to stir.

"Do you want to know?" Qiao Ren asked, seeing Bao nodded, "Give me a new pair of underwear, and I won't need that pair of underwear!"

"Damn," Houzi said, "You think Master Bao's family runs an underwear shop."

Qiao Ren said, "I don't have any underwear to wear. If it wasn't for you bastard who used my underwear as a rag, I would have used it so miserably!"

Guo Bao shook his head and threw a pair of underwear over.

Qiao Ren put it on right away, but heard Bao Bao say: "I took the wrong one, that one was worn by me and hasn't been washed yet, this one is the one!"

In our master Bao's hand, he is holding a pair of pure white briefs fork!

--[Hello]