Online game shallots have tofu

For people who don't ask for directions, getting lost is a normal phenomenon. Like now, Guobao feels more and more wrong as he walks.

When he stopped, he found that he couldn't tell the difference between south, east and north at all, although he never knew the difference between south, east and north.Now what catches his eyes is a large bamboo forest with no indicators.

Guo Bao read a few words: "Whoever builds the road will not put up a sign!"

Just when Guo Bao was dissatisfied, a group of people rushed towards him. Guo Bao was dumbfounded, only feeling a gust of wind pass by, and when he turned around, that group of people had already disappeared.

"One more question, why not install a traffic light?" Guo Bao blinked and sighed.

There was another cry not far away, Guo Bao listened carefully, as if someone was shouting: "Kill...kill..."

To kill a chicken, or to kill a duck?

Well, I was hungry, Guo Bao touched his stomach, thinking, it is so lively over there, there should be something delicious, right?Thinking of this, he ran towards the direction where the group of people disappeared, and shouted, "Hey—wait for me, leave me something to eat... ah..."

When Guo Bao arrived, the shouting was even more intense, and the place where the sight came, it was a scene of tragedy at this time, there were no less than a hundred corpses lying around, and the people standing still hadn't swallowed their breath. people, but they are still cutting each other by the river.

What's happening here?It turned out that it was not killing chickens and ducks, but killing people!

Guo Bao hid in the grass by the river, looked at the shadow of the sword, and couldn't help shouting: "Okay, chop it, you're so stupid, monkeys steal peaches, monkeys steal peaches... Insert his eyes, who told you to insert them?" He's mouthed, stupid,..."

He was there like a commentator, and he had a great time watching it.

In that messy situation, there was a man in a long gown in green, deftly avoiding the slashing, and those who wanted to slay him had just touched the hem of his clothes.

Although the man looked formidable, Guo Bao couldn't help but let out a cry when he saw someone behind him sneaking a dark sword at him.

But he saw the green light flashing, which made people's eyes hurt. When Guo Bao saw clearly again, he saw the man in the blue shirt holding a green flute in his hand.The flute is not like the general green, this color is a little too bright, under the sun's blue waves phantom, very beautiful.

In the hands of the man in the green shirt, the flute does not seem to transmit the melody, it is a weapon, a murderous weapon.With just one touch, all those who wanted to touch him fell to the ground.

"Awesome!" Guo Bao sighed infinitely, and he had the urge to worship him as his teacher for a moment.The person in the green shirt just glanced at this place, whether it was intentional or unintentional, could it be that he was discovered?Guo Bao touched his nose, no way, he hid it well.

Until an angry and gloomy voice came from next to my ear: "Isn't it pretty?"

Guo Bao replied without thinking, "It looks good."

The voice was gloomy again, "Wonderful, isn't it?"

Guo Bao continued to answer: "Wonderful! Do you want to come and see?"

Guo Bao suddenly felt a murderous aura behind him, and when he turned his head gloomyly, he saw someone holding a big knife and yelling at him: "Look, I will send you to the King of Hades to take a look."

Guo Bao yelled, took a few steps back, without even thinking about it, he closed his eyes and sent him a palm.

A short but painful cry was heard in the ear, and a burning smell immediately filled the nose.Whose dish was burnt?Guo Bao secretly opened his eyes, and when he saw the scorched gray-black person in front of him, he was more surprised than frightened.

This person clearly wanted to kill himself, why did he seem to be burnt?

Could it be that it was struck to death by thunder on a sunny day, Guo Bao carefully poked the man with his hand, just as his hand touched it, there was a thud, the man was still in human shape, but now there was only a pile of ashes on the ground.

"Ah..." Guo Bao was so frightened that he threw his butt on the ground.

Maybe because of the cries from here, someone rushed up with a knife, and when they saw Bao, they wanted to chop it down with a knife.

Guo Bao pointed to the sky and said tremblingly, "Don't... don't come here... Lei will... Thunder will strike you..."

The man looked at the clear sky, let out a bah, and came down with a knife.

"Ah—" Guo Bao naturally covered his head with one hand and pushed it out with the other.

Hearing another squeak, Guo Bao quickly opened his eyes, only to see that magical blue light disappearing in his palm.Guo Bao stared blankly at his palms, and Chi was looming in them.

Could it be...just now...

Guo Bao couldn't believe it. Seeing that the person dressed differently from just now, it should be another group of people. Guo Bao raised his hand and warned: "You...you don't come here, I... I am Ultraman!"

The man laughed loudly: "I'm still a robot cat!"

Guo Bao looked at the man's big belly and nodded in agreement. The man yelled, "I'll kill you!"

Guo Bao yelled subconsciously: "Destroy you on behalf of the moon!"

By the time Guo Bao retracted his palm, it was already too late. In fact, he didn't want to treat you like a roast chicken, but he didn't know how to control the size of his ability.

Guo Bao sighed, and wait until he learns to control it next time. He suddenly realized something: "The sentence just now seems to be the dialogue of Sailor Moon, so what did Ultraman say?"

"Ultraman doesn't talk!" Someone kindly reminded him.

Guo Bao raised his head and saw the man leaning against the tree, looking at him with a smile.There was no one standing behind him.

The Tsing Yi he wore made him look like green water and clear mountains.The green flute spun rapidly around the slender fingers, forming a circle of green light.

"Thank you for reminding me in time!"

Guo Bao blinked, but he didn't do anything.

"But it's better not to make a sound to watch the excitement, otherwise, like this situation..." The man in the green shirt smiled and pointed to the person who fell on the ground.

Guo Bao was stunned and didn't respond.

The man in the blue shirt explained: "He sneaked up on you just now!"

Guo Bao looked at the people on the ground, then at him, and suddenly realized: "Oh, thank you for saving me!"

The man in the green shirt smiled and shook his head, "We're even. It wasn't you who called out just now to remind me that there is someone behind me, and I can also be tricked."

Guo Bao was a little embarrassed, but he wasn't actually reminding him!

The man in the green shirt had an expression of not caring who saved whom, stopped the flute in his hand, looked at Guo Bao and said calmly, "Little friend, what's your name?"

"Little friend?" Guo Bao yelled strangely, he looked so tender.

The man in the green shirt was stunned for a moment, "Aren't you very old? It looks like you're only sixteen or seventeen years old."

Guo Bao shouted unconvinced: "I'm going to college."

The man in the green shirt looked Guobao up and down, and sighed: "Hey, it's nice to be young!"

Guo Bao didn't know what he meant, so he didn't continue. The man in the green shirt paused when he thought of something, came back to his senses, and introduced himself: "Then I'm your senior, what university are you in?"

Guo Bao said, "Shengya!"

The man in the blue shirt opened his eyes wide in surprise: "Me too, but I graduated three years ago, you should call me Senior Qingfeng!"

"Qingfeng?" When Guo Bao heard these two words, why did he feel so familiar, as if he had heard them somewhere before.

"The sunny wind breaks the dawn!"

Hearing these four words spit out from Qingshan's mouth, Guo Bao was a little shocked. He finally knew where he had heard this name before. Isn't this the name of the designer of UM in the game.

Guo Bao stepped forward, twisted up the man's lapel, and asked angrily, "What did you do to the clear wind breaking the dawn?"

The man looked blank: "I am!"

"It's not you!" Guo Bao shook his head.

"Who isn't I?" The green-clothed man shook off Guo Bao and grabbed his hand.

"I mean the wind breaks the dawn."

"The sunny wind breaks the dawn, isn't it me!"

"I'm talking about another sunny day, he is the designer of UM." Guo Bao explained.

The man suddenly realized, and asked a little strangely: "Is the name Qingfeng Poxiao already registered? But when I registered, there was no such name at all, and the system did not prompt that this name was already registered!"

Guo Bao was surprised: "Are you new here?"

The man shook his head: "No, I have been in UM for three years."

It's strange, it's strange, the registration name is of course only unique, but last time he really saw that the person who set up the UM used this name, but now...

Don't think about it, if you are the designer of UM, of course there is a way to borrow his name.

Guo Bao changed the subject and asked, "Senior Qingfeng, why are you being hunted down by others?"

Qingfeng twitched the corners of his mouth at Lixiao, and spat out two words: "Forced marriage!"