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When Guobao saw that piece of peach forest, the peach blossoms were full of eye-catching, pink and warm, but Guobao suddenly felt uncomfortable.

He remembered that when he met Piao Miao, it was also in this patch of peach blossoms, and it was also a day full of warmth.

"Little Treasure?" Qingfeng Lixiao stopped and asked.

Guo Bao smiled with the corners of his mouth pulled, took a step forward, and suddenly yelled, it was too late for Qingfeng Lixiao to want him to be careful, Guo Bao covered his bumped nose, and smiled awkwardly.

Qingfeng shook his head at dawn, his mind was out of his mind, which is how he described Guobao now.

Guo Bao thought that he was thinking too much and didn't pay attention to the tree in front of him, but when he took a step, the tree moved by itself, flying around, scaring Guo Bao back a step.

"Brother..." Guo Bao shouted, Qingfeng came to him in the blink of an eye, Guo Bao was surprised, "Are you a ghost?"

Qingfeng Lixiao was helpless: "Really, didn't I tell you to follow in my footsteps? Someone set up a formation here, according to the five elements and gossip, boring guy."

"How do you know?" Guo Bao followed cautiously, asking as he walked.

Qingfeng Lixiao didn't answer. When Guo Bao followed him out of Taolin, he suddenly felt like Guo Jing and Huang Rong. Qingfeng Lixiao seemed to see through his thoughts, "There is no Huang Yaoshi here!"

"Huh?" Guo Bao thought it was amazing.

Qingfeng Lixiao said, "That boring guy likes shooting eagles very much. He raised a sparrow himself, took a hanger, and bent his bow to shoot big eagles there!"

"Is he your friend?" Guo Bao followed Qingfeng Lixiao, asking as he walked.

Qingfeng Lixiao had a look of contempt on his face, not far away, he heard something faintly, very ambiguous, and the sound became more obvious as they approached.

"Hmm... ah..." a charming cry.

"Ah... ah..." There was a loud voice.

Qingfeng Lixiao's face turned ugly, Guobao didn't understand, so he asked, "Is anyone having a baby?"

"Pfft——" Qingfeng Lixiao almost fell over because of his words, and the voices outside the house changed their tone, screaming in unbearable pain, and faintly heard the low voice begging for mercy: "Ah ...please... don't..."

Qingfeng Lixiao subconsciously said, "Could it be SM?"

Guo Bao was not ashamed to ask: "What is SM?"

Qingfeng took a look at him at Lixiao, and said two words with an inconceivable look: "Stupid."

Guo Bao said oh, nodded in understanding, he asked SM, Qingfeng Lixiao replied, silly.So SM=Simao, but in fact, Qingfeng Lixiao is saying that he is a fool, what a profound Chinese character.

Qingfenglixiao didn't want to cripple a small CJ flower in the motherland, so Zhang Zhang still didn't explain what SM is.

The bewitching voices in the room continued, accompanied by low and rough shouts: "Mm,... Mm..."

Qingfeng Lixiao was very calm, and Guo Bao was even more calm when he didn't understand. The two calm people seemed a little weird amidst the restless voices.

There was a soft sound from inside: "Oh, take it easy,... I will hurt..."

Guo Bao and Qingfeng turned to the source of the sound at Lixiao, squatted outside the window, and secretly put their heads out to look.

Through the window, a figure sat on a chair and stood up. The face turned sideways made Guo Bao feel very familiar.He heard Qingfeng Lixiao sigh, and then he heard his gnashing of teeth: "For me the world."

Guo Bao knows now, he knows this person, isn't this the one who was forced into marriage by Senior Qingfeng? For my sake, what is the situation now, and what are they doing?

Qingfeng Lixiao hadn't seen Bao was a little dazed, with a puzzled expression, pretending he didn't see anything.

For my world, asked plainly: "Do you have a split personality?"

On the opposite side of Weiwotianxia, ​​there was a man in purple clothes standing with a delicate face, Zi Xiaoyu coquettishly scolded: "I hate it, there is no division between them, if you don't call, I have to call for you."

For my world, continue to be plain: "Then you continue to make waves here, don't drown yourself."

After speaking, he stood up and wanted to leave. Zixiao hooked his hand and hung it on the body of the world for me, and shouted: "Brother for me."

Guo Bao asked strangely: "He is for his brother, um, why, can he save his brother by calling a few times?"

Qingfeng Lixiao looked at Guo Bao like someone watching ET, "He called me brother, which is the first two words for my world."

Guo Bao oh said, "Why don't you call him Brother Tianxia, ​​or call him Brother Tianxia, ​​it's so ugly!"

Qingfeng Lixiao shrugged, hissed at Guobao, and then pointed inside.

"Hey, at least give me a reaction to Lao Tzu's earnest expression." Zi Xiaoyu said angrily, looking at the calm person.

For my world: "Oh..."

Zi Xiaoyu: "For my world, what kind of virtue do you have?"

For my world, he stood up calmly: "I don't like Dongfang Bubai."

Zi Xiaoyu was said to be the only one in the world, Zi Xiaoyu was furious: "Who do you say is Dongfang Bubai, who do you call neither male nor female?"

Looking at the man who was jumping up and down in anger, he said coldly, "You left me here just to watch the spring play you directed and acted?"

Zi Xiaoyu scolded: "Bah, I didn't expect to be a hooligan for me."

For me, Tianxia suddenly looked innocent: "I didn't do anything, I'm not a hooligan."

Perhaps Zi Xiaoyu hadn't realized the sudden change in the world for me who was always known for being ruthless.For me, under Zi Xiaoyu's surprised expression, he grabbed his waist, and with his arms around, Zi Xiaoyu leaned into his arms.

Guo Bao outside the window was surprised, and then turned to look at the person squatting under the window like himself.

"Brother, you seem to be angry?"

"Hush—keep your voice down!" Qingfeng Lixiao slapped Guo Bao's head, and said angrily, "For me, you bastard..."

Guo Bao thought it was Qingfeng Lixiao who saw Dongfang Bubai holding the world for me, no, it was Zi Xiaoyu who was upset, but he almost fell down when he heard the second part of his sentence.

"What nonsense, overwhelm him!"

Guo Bao was surprised, and opened his mouth to ask, but Qingfeng Lixiao had pulled him up to stand up.

Zi Xiaoyu yelled loudly from inside the room: "For my sake, I'm just saying that you put Xiang Qingfeng Lixiao under your body, and you are so happy, damn it, you adulterers and whores!"

The voice of Qingfeng breaking dawn came from outside: "NO, this is called collusion."

Because I didn't look at the person who spoke, I just said lightly: "You are wrong, I never thought of putting Qingfeng under my body."

Qingfeng Lixiao's clear eyes flashed, and he still wanted to admire, but he heard that the world's words changed for me: "Actually, it's okay if he puts me under him."

Guo Bao was stunned by the conversation he had just heard, ripped off Qingfeng Lixiao's clothes, and asked strangely: "Are you guys going to fight?"

Qingfeng Lixiao's face, which was about to go mad, turned puzzled: "Who are you fighting with?"

Guo Bao said: "The world is for me. Aren't you talking about who to put under you? You only put others under you when you are fighting."

Qingfeng rolled his eyes at Lixiao, while Guobao was still worried and asked "Are you going to fight?" Qingfeng decided at Lixiao not to explain to him what pressure and being suppressed are?Directly ignoring him, Zi Xiaoyu, who was sitting on the chair, watched the two people come in blankly, Guo Bao saw that Qingfeng Lixiao ignored him, so he could only stare at Zi Xiaoyu.

For my sake, the person who entered the door with a smile on his face showed a rare smile on his cold face, but it was like the sunshine in winter, instantly warming people's hearts.Guo Bao was thinking, just a smile, how could there be such a big change.Turning around to see Qingfeng Breaking Dawn, he just snorted coldly, pretending not to see it.

Qingfeng Lixiao sat down on the chair and stared at him, "Bastard, the mushroom has been around for so long, I hate waiting for people the most."

Because of my cold and handsome face, I just scratched my face, and explained to the angry person: "I have already got the things."

Because my world is holding a red wedding invitation in my hand.

Guo Bao asked strangely, "What is this for?"

Qingfeng Lixiao slapped him on the head and scolded: "Idiot, do you think anyone can enter Piaomiao Villa? Without this thing, it would be troublesome for us to enter."

Guo Bao was even more surprised: "Does it take so much trouble to seal your points?"

Qingfeng broke dawn and said, "I'm just so bored!"

Guo Bao was speechless, and Zi Xiaoyu scolded: "Qingfeng Poxiao, you pervert! You just tell me if you want this thing, you don't need to let me tease me for my world!"

Qingfeng Lixiao looked innocent: "Ah, Xiao Zi, I was afraid that you would be bored by yourself. I was busy at that time, so let me borrow it for me, but... I borrowed it for a wedding invitation." , why did you post yourself?"

"You fucked up B, you played me!" Zi Xiaoyu scolded him angrily. If he could, he would stand up and beat him hard. Had a good time at the mouth bar "Asshole, asshole, asshole..."

Watching Qingfeng Lixiao holding a pigeon, Guo Bao asked excitedly, "Shall we eat pigeon today? I want to eat roasted one."

Qingfeng Lixiao said without raising his head, "I just know how to eat it. When this pigeon comes back after delivering the letter, you can roast it and eat it."

Zi Xiaoyu had a very bad premonition, that Qingfeng Lixiao who was smiling sweetly at her was too suspicious. "You, who are you sending the letter to?"

Qingfeng Lixiao had already written the letter to be sent, and said to the man in cold sweat, "Xiao Zi, don't worry, someone will come to accompany you."

"Qingfeng Poxiao, you bastard, if you dare to let him come over, I'll beat you up." Zi Xiaoyu cursed.

Guo Bao thought to himself, he should be here to collect debts, otherwise why would Zi Xiaoyu look so scared.

Qingfeng Lixiao chuckled, let go of his hands, and shrugged: "It's late."

"The clear wind breaks the dawn, you need to be so ruthless, you be careful I..."

Before Zi Xiaoyu finished speaking, Qingfeng Lixiao took out something from his bosom and stuffed it directly into his mouth.

"Brother, this..." Guo Bao felt cold when he saw what was in Zi Xiaoyu's mouth.

A mouse, and it's that shiny, nasty... Guo Bao felt like vomiting, which reminded him of that carrot again.

Looking at the world for me, with an unshakable expression, it seems that he is used to such shocking performances as the clear wind breaks the dawn.

"Xiao Zi, look at how kind I am to you. You can take a bite when you are hungry. I heard that the mice in Yunding Mountain are very nutritious. You know that I specially sent them to you. Looking at me with such affectionate eyes, people will be shy." After speaking, she pretended to be coquettish.

The corners of Guo Bao's mouth twitched involuntarily, and he looked at Zi Xiaoyu who was staring at him. Is this an "affectionate" look? He really wanted to swallow Qingfeng Lixiao alive.

"Stupid, what are you still doing? It's too late to stop the wedding." Qingfeng picked up Guo Bao's skirt at dawn, and flew away.

For my world, a trace of sympathy flashed in Leng Mo's eyes, and then he stepped forward to keep up.

Only Zi Xiaoyu was left in the house, biting the squeaking Yunding mouse, I stared, I stared...