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When Guo Bao came down from the downstairs with his fluffy head and yawning, he was still in a haze, he stood forward and almost jumped out.

The waist was gently held by someone, and as soon as he exerted force, he fell into a warm embrace.

"Baby, be careful!" Zi Xiaoran was really taken aback by him, but luckily he reacted quickly.

Guo Bao hummed, and walked forward again, Zi Xiaoran hugged him horizontally, looking at his posture just now, he didn't even look at how many steps were left under his feet.

"Master, are you awake?" Uncle Yuan's voice came from outside the door.

Guo Bao, who was nestled in Zi Xiaoran's arms, let out an "um", and Uncle Yuan said, "Madam said, because of your performance last night, today's breakfast is up to you, young master!"

Guo Bao said "hmm" again, thinking that something was wrong: "Uncle Yuan, what did you just say?"

He didn't hear clearly, it doesn't mean that Zi Xiaoran is not in the situation, Zi Xiaoran whispered and asked: "Madam? Is it your mother?"

Guo Bao nodded, and heard Zi Xiaoran's strange tone: "What agreement did you reach with your mother? Or, is there any conspiracy?"

Guo Bao hugged his neck and blinked: "What agreement? Conspiracy?"

Seeing his blank eyes, Zi Xiaoran asked instead: "Then why did Uncle Yuan say that because of your performance last night, I let you handle breakfast by yourself?"

When Guo Bao heard this, his face turned red. He remembered what Yun's mother asked him to counterattack, and also remembered what Zi Xiaoran did when he failed to counterattack.

"Baby, is there anything you are hiding from me?" Zi Xiaoran asked, leaning against Guo Bao's head.

Guo Bao shook his head, and shook his head again, he was just embarrassed.

Seeing that he didn't say anything, Zi Xiaoran smiled viciously: "If you don't say anything, I'll let you go!"

"Ah?" Zi Xiaoran let go of his hand suddenly, making Guo Bao lean down, so as not to hurt himself from falling, Guo Bao hugged his neck tightly.

In fact, Zi Xiaoran worked even harder, and had to hang on to him.

After holding on for a few seconds, Guo Bao immediately surrendered: "I said, I said it!"

Zi Xiaoran immediately hugged her with both hands, if Guo Bao looked carefully, he would definitely be able to see his trembling hands. "Say it!"

"That,..." Guo Bao nestled in his arms, and his voice became softer.But Zi Xiaoran still heard it, and what surprised him was that his mother would actually incite his son to seduce him!

Surprised... He really wanted to meet this mother.

"Then where's your mother?" Zi Xiaoran looked around, but didn't see her.

Obviously Uncle Yuan was busy directing others, but he seemed to be listening to all directions. After Zi Xiaoran asked, he immediately replied: "Madam has gone out, and said that he will call later!"

"Then you are at home, I'll talk about it when I come back!"

Guo Bao nodded, watched Zi Xiaoran leave, and remembered what he said last night to tell his mother to keep his vow.Guo Bao asked the still busy Uncle Yuan, "Did Mom say where to go?"

Uncle Yuan hesitated for a while, "Ma'am, she is going to play mahjong!"

Guo Bao looked at Uncle Yuan and put down the milk tea in his hand, "Uncle Yuan, my mother just came back from Canada, and her sisters probably don't know about her return yet, play mahjong?"

Uncle Yuan was sweating in his heart, he really couldn't lie to the young master, "Yes, so Madam has already called!"

When Guo Bao raised his eyebrows, he just said "oh", and didn't ask anything.If he wants to worry about it, he just needs to say that the phone at home has been in arrears for three days, and her mother is someone who never remembers the existence of a "mobile phone".

Uncle Yuan's lies are actually easy to expose, but Guo Bao doesn't care about it.

Guo Bao finished drinking the milk tea in his hand, stood up and said to Uncle Yuan, "I'm going to school!"

"But young master, I've already completed the formalities for you!"

Guo Bao said as he walked, "You are going through the procedure for me to suspend school, not the bail procedure of the police station. You only go out but not in."

"Bah, bah, bah..." Uncle Yuan heard Guo Bao's unlucky words, and when he finished bah, Guo Bao was gone.

When Guo Bao arrived at the school, he was in class. The old man at the gate was very familiar with Guo Bao, so Guo Bao entered the campus smoothly after calling "Grandpa".

I want to go back to the dormitory first to have a look. When Guo Bao entered the dormitory, he brought big and small bags of food in.After three long knocks and two short knocks, Qiao Ren's head stuck out from behind the door.

After seeing Bao, Qiao Ren dragged him into the house. Except for poor Kraft who was the dormitory representative to report in class, Monkey and Qiao Ren were both there.

The monkey took his food and gave him a chair to do it.

Seeing the three trials again, Guo Bao suddenly felt cordial.Sitting down with a smile, he heard Qiao Ren say, "Be serious!"

Guo Bao shouted: "Yes!"

The monkey flipped through the things he liked to eat, and while unpacking, he asked, "Please tell me yourself!"

Guo Bao really confessed obediently, since he entered UM, Qiao Ren confessed everything they knew or not.The monkey forgot to shut its mouth in surprise after biting half of the slice.

"So you're leaving?" Qiao Ren asked.

Guo Bao shook his head: "Piao Miao is here, I won't leave." Then he added "You are also here!"

The monkey closed his mouth and nodded: "This kid still has a conscience!"

Qiao Ren pushed Kraft's computer in front of Guo Bao: "Let's play UM again!"

"Yes, yes, we are in PK, in the martial arts conference, but the profit is doubled! Come on, we are too boring, you go up, let us see your so-called universe master!"

Listening to the monkey's words and seeing Qiao Ren's smile, Guo Bao knew that they didn't believe in him, that he was indeed a master of heaven and earth, but he really didn't know how to use this ability.

Well, just try it yourself!

Guo Bao landed on UM, and when he arrived at the martial arts conference, he happened to miss a competition.

On the main stage, the referee [I am the lord], wearing a colorful dress, is waving a small golden fan and shouting: "Next group!"

Guo Bao squinted his eyes, the little golden fan hurt his eyes in the sunlight.Guo Bao waved his hand casually, just trying to block the light reflected by the sun, but he heard the strange cry of "I am the Lord" on the stage.

Hearing his cry of "Ouch!" in pain, Guobao went to look at it, only to find that the fan was suddenly split into strips, [I am the Lord] was scratched by the fan that broke suddenly, and Guobao knew That one is a real golden fan.

[I am the Lord] is calling: "Which bastard, plot against the referee, do you want to die?"

No one answered, the person next to him sneaked closer to Guo Bao, and gave Guo Bao a thumbs up: "Brother, you have the guts! We've been upset about this [I'm a pig] for several days, but in the competition There are regulations, you can't do anything to the referee, brother, you are awesome!"

Guo Bao was dazed again and again, looking at his dear brother who jumped over again, he muttered to himself: "Ah, is it me?"

He remembered that he just blocked it casually, didn't he? !

Before he had time to think about it, the two people walking from both sides of the stage to the main stage surprised Guo Bao.

A man in gray and white clothes, holding a spear in his hand, with straight eyebrows.Another person, in blue and gold, walked onto the stage slowly from the left side with bare hands.

These two people turned out to be Monkey and Qiao Ren!

Why do these two want to PK?From surprise to shock, Guo Bao saw the monkey toss the spear and watched the spear fall from the air and stick straight into the platform. The platform shook slightly because of this force.

The people who were whispering in the audience immediately became smaller.

I thought that Qiao Ren in blue clothes had no weapon, but he saw a flash of white light, accompanied by a blue gaze at his waist, and a soft sword fell on the same point of the spear with the force of Qiao Ren's stroke.

The whispers on the stage disappeared immediately.

The two people on the stage looked at each other speechlessly, and their weapons were all blank in front of the audience.

Did the two fight with bare hands?

Everyone was waiting eagerly, and Guo Bao's hands were sweating nervously. He hoped that anyone would lose, but there is always a winner or loser in a competition.Guo Bao looked at them with such a tangled mood.

The two slowly approached each other, their eyes showed an unusual domineering air, the atmosphere was tense, and there were only three steps between them.

I saw that the two of them...

He stretched out his hand suddenly and said, "Two little bees, flying among the flowers, fly left, fly right, um..."

The audience fell down, Guo Bao covered his mouth and chuckled.

Someone yelled: "Damn, you two are here to make trouble!"

The monkey said unconvinced: "Whatever you want to shout, the conference doesn't stipulate how to compare, let us do it!"

One sentence blocked everyone's mouths. Guo Bao absolutely believed that Qiao Ren and the monkey could fly the "two little bees" until others vomited blood.

Just as Guo Bao shook his head in a funny way, a gentle smile came from behind him and asked, "What's so funny?"

Leaning in Piao Miao's familiar arms, Guo Bao pointed to the people on the stage who were still flying left and right, "If the game continues to be tied like this, I think it won't last for two days!"

"They will come down when they are tired from playing!" Piao Miao also raised her head amusedly.

"Oh, what a coincidence, you guys are here too!" Fei was still dressed in black, but he covered the peony print on half of his face with a half-covered silver mask.

But it made him look mysterious.

Guo Bao was about to say something, but suddenly heard the sound of the phone vibrating. At first he thought about the phone, but then he thought, it could be another lottery draw by that perverted system.

Guo Bao ignored it until Kraft, who had just entered the door, shouted: "I don't answer my phone even when it rings, I'm playing so seriously!"

Guo Bao's ears were buzzing because of Kraft, and he picked up his phone, but it was his mother calling.

On UM, Fei said to Piao Miao: "What, let's go up and compete?"

Piao Miao shook her head, said with a smile: "I'll forget it!"

Non-provocatively said: "Why, are you afraid?"

Piao Miao smiled and touched Bao's head: "Baby doesn't like me fighting!"

Piao Miao shrugged indifferently after getting the non-"cut" sound unexpectedly.Fei said: "What if the baby agrees?"

Piao Miao nodded: "Then I will accompany you to the end!"

Before opening his mouth, he wanted to ask Guo Bao, but Guo Bao suddenly said seriously to him: "My mother told you to go back to Chi's house with me!"

"Meet the parents?" Non-hippie asked with a smile.

Guo Bao said, "You won't be able to laugh later!"

It's rare that Guobao is so serious, and he didn't smile at all, even a little serious, Piao Miao sensed something was wrong, and asked, "What's wrong?"

Guo Bao said, "My mother said, let Fei and I go back and discuss our marriage!"

"Ah, who and who?" Fei asked in surprise.

Guo Bao glanced at him, and said with a serious wry smile, "I'm with you!"