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Guo Bao never knew that he had become a legend.

The disappearance of him and Piao Miao did not cause trouble to everyone, but it set off a strange wind in UM.Player names with the word [treasure] emerge in endlessly, and UM has become a treasure land for a while, and there are all kinds of names with treasure.

Someone even took the name [Bao Ye is Piao Miao], Guo Bao looked at the long list of names that Chi Mujin typed out after crackling, and was speechless there.

Chi Mujin said: "This is efficiency, you and Piao Miao can now become legends!"

Guo Bao shrugged and continued to gnaw his own sugar cane. Chi Mujin gathered the effect brought by this legend, and said to Guo Bao: "Baodi, there will be a UMCOS show tomorrow, you should go and see it too, maybe you still want to see it." I can see my own image!"

"Huh?" Guo Bao asked in surprise, what is "COS?"

The unintentional explanation brought a lot of contempt: "COS is an abbreviation for English Costume. In fact, it should be said to be COSPLAY, role-playing, but in fact what we are talking about now, it should be called costume dressing!"

"To put it simply, use some costumes, trinkets, props and makeup to play ACG (anime, comic, game) characters or some Japanese visual kei bands and some characters in movies! Of course, for UM , naturally a character from UM!"

Guo Bao nodded, and then said to Zi Xiaoran who was sitting at the side: "Piao Miao, do you want to play it yourself?"

Zi Xiaoran shook her head: "I don't want to cause trouble yet!"

As long as you compare them, you can know that he is the real Piao Miao, as Chi Mujin said, now they are legends and celebrities, if he doesn't want to die too quickly, he will not want to play the role of "Piao Miao" himself.

Chi Mujin's eyes under the gold frame flashed, and he smiled and asked Bao: "Baodi, don't you want to see yourself in UM's outfit in real life?"

Guo Bao was a little ready to be moved by Chi Mujin's words, and Chi Muye gave a light blow: "If you don't want to be hunted down, don't ask for death!"

Guo Bao snorted, pointed to the two people who were leaning against each other and said, "Then you and Hongxi can cosplay!"

Chi Muye twitched the corner of his mouth: "We don't want to die early (seeking death)!"

"But I want to see it!"

Chi Muye said with a smile: "Of course there is no problem to see it!"

Then, ignoring the elder brother who tried to invite Guo Bao to participate, he dragged Guo Bao away!

Guo Bao participated in the so-called COS meeting for the first time, and was dazzled by the colorful costumes passing by.The entire venue is divided into several areas, and Guo Bao watched them one by one, and he was very happy.And the people who accompanied him had already come to COS several times. For this large area, walking became more and more boring!

Guo Bao asked, "You don't want to see your cosplay?"

Chi Muye rolled his eyes: "Not interested!"

"My brother and the world for me, why didn't you see it?" Guo Bao asked.

Zi Xiaoran replied with a smile: "They naturally have their own two-person world!"

Guo Bao nodded knowingly, not far away, surrounded by people, Guo Bao only saw a touch of bright red, passing through the crowd, Guo Bao saw two words flashing past.

As the aura of UM Qiankun appeared once again.

Guo Bao smacked his lips towards the front, and said in a low voice, "Carrot!"

Zi Xiaoran shook his hand without showing any trace: "Do you want to eat?"

Guo Bao glanced at him, then poked Min Zheao's arm with his hand: "Hongxi, where is the radish?"

Following what Guo Bao pointed out, everyone looked forward unanimously, except for people, they are still people, where is there any radish!

Guo Bao was in a hurry: "It's the carrot that called you husband-in-law last time!"

Min Zheao was taken aback for a moment, Chi Muye immediately reacted, and said with great interest: "Which one, which one?"

Guo Bao said, "That's the one in red and transparent!"

Zi Xiaoran now knows that with so many cosplayers, Guobao will stare at the one in front of him with interest, the fat body shaking randomly with his swing, the transparent red clothes, the black underwear can be seen faintly, and he is also a sumo wrestler That kind of tightrope.I saw two pieces of fat shaking, just the back view, absolutely no one wants to look at the front.

Guo Bao said to Mian Zheao, who already had black lines on his face, "Hongxi, carrot..."

"Shut up!" Min Zheao said coldly.

Chi Muye snorted, looked at Min Zheao with weird eyes, and then asked: "Really? Just the radish you mentioned? I didn't expect you to have such a peculiar taste!"

"Shut up!" Min Zheao still said the same thing, but when facing Chi Muye, his tone was obviously a little weaker than what he said to Guo Bao just now.

Chi Muye pulled Guo Bao and asked, "Baby, do you want to look ahead?"

Guo Bao has already been used as Bei Tang Ming of [For My World], trained in the ice-cold aura, so he shrank his neck while still nodding at the warning look at Min Zhe Ao.

"Then..." Chi Muye's smile was definitely not a simple word, he suddenly shouted without warning: "Carrot!"

Min Zheao actually had a premonition that he would do this, and it was too late to cover it.

The person who was called suddenly turned around, and there was a lot of "cheers" at the scene, so frightened!

That's really called the back view to make people daydream, turning their heads to make people hit the wall.

That Dongpo fleshy face, Guo Bao couldn't help but twitch when he saw the corner of Hongxi's mouth.Compared to him, it must be very happy!Guo Bao suddenly felt sorry for Hongxi.

After asking "Who is calling me?" after N times of no response, Luobo suddenly pinched the orchid fingers in standard movements, and scolded coquettishly: "I hate it (Everyone, please raise your voice a few degrees yourself, and read this in the slowest tone. Two words), she is Hongxi now, not Little Chrysanthemum!"

evil……

All the people walking under the stage stopped, and then... the scene was covered with dark clouds.

Look - there's a crow flying by...

A certain child suddenly yelled, hugged his father's neck and shouted happily: "Dad, look at the monster!"

"Ha..." I don't know who laughed first, and then more laughter.

Carrot, who was described as a "monster" by the children, glared at the people laughing together in the audience, turned his head away, and said proudly: "Hmph, you are jealous of me!"

After speaking, he returned to the action of looking at the moon alone (in fact, there is a light bulb above his head).

Chi Muye was afraid that the world would not be chaotic and said: "Hongxi, why don't you go see your old friend?"

Min Zheao shot cold eyes at the man with a treacherous smile on his face.The person who was posing with his unchanged posture for thousands of years suddenly turned his head and said in surprise, "Hongxi? Did you hear someone called Hongxi just now? Is he there?"

Then he yelled shyly, "Master, my slave is here, where are you?"

Guo Bao laughed out loud, Min Zheao's face was beyond description, he was even a little depressed.

Chi Muye pushed the man who was standing still, and said with a smile: "Don't go, your old lady is calling you!"

He originally wanted to say "wife", but when he got excited, he became "old lady".Min Zheao's originally unhappy mood faded away after hearing Chi Muye's vague jealousy.

There was even a slight smile on the corner of his mouth, and he leaned over to say something in Chi Muye's ear, only to see Chi Muye blushing and glaring at him fiercely.

Guo Bao tugged Chi Muye's hand and said, "I don't want it anymore, the radish is terrible, and we don't want to be called by the name in UM!"

Zi Xiaoran asked, "What's that called?"

Guo Bao said: "It's called a name, like Piao Miao, I want to be called Xiao Ran?"

Zi Xiaoran said, "Remove the word Xiao!"

Guo Bao blinked: "So?"

Zi Xiaoran smiled softly, and responded softly: "Baby!"

As if adapting, Guo Bao said again: "Yes!"

Zi Xiaoran still responded gently: "Baby!"

One "ran" and one "treasure". In the end, it became "ran treasure", and it became "nuan treasure" in the ears of others.

Chi Muye twitched the corners of his mouth, under Min Zheao's expectant eyes, he didn't say a word.

At the end, Ikekino sighed: "It's disgusting!"

Min Zheao approached with a somewhat dangerous aura: "My name is disgusting? Huh?"

Chi Muye smiled innocently, "No, I really can't tell."

After thinking for a while, he said, "Well, let's call him surname, like a baby, and I'll call him Xiaoyun, Xiaomin, I can still call him!"

"I won't refuse!" Zi Xiaoran said immediately.

Chi Muye asked: "Why do you refuse?"

Guo Bao explained with a smile: "Xiaomin, Xiaochi, Xiaoyun, they have become Xiaozi (kids) to him, of course he disagrees!"

Uh……

In silence, Guo Bao said, "It's fine if we don't call each other by name!"

Chi Muye shrugged: "Anyway, I rarely call him by his name!"

Min Zheao responded: "Ye, it seems that I dote on you too much!"

Chi Muye looked at him provocatively, and said with a smile: "I usually call you by your name because I am angry. Do you want me to be angry with you every day?"

Min Zhe'ao's eyes sank like ink, and he suddenly smiled, but this smile was a bit conspiratorial.He lowered his voice and whispered in Chi Muye's ear: "There is another situation, when you are in an orgasm, you will also scream!"

Chi Muye blushed, and became angry from embarrassment: "Nonsense!"

Min Zheao still smiled and raised his eyebrows: "Don't believe me? We can try!"

Then he said to Guo Bao and Zi Xiaoran who didn't hear what they said: "We have something to do, so let's go first!"

Chi Muye yelled: "I'm fine, don't go!"

Min Zheao said, "I can't help you!"

Chi Muye's yelling has caused many people to wait and see, Min Zheao said: "Do you want me to take you away?"

Chi Muye immediately shut up, in public, no matter how thick-skinned he was, he was not as thick as a radish.Seeing Fei being pulled away, Guo Bao stretched out his hand and made an 88.

Zi Xiaoran smiled, obviously she was asking him for help, but in the end, she was pissed off by the baby.

"Well, let's go over there and have a look!" After Guo Bao finished speaking, he didn't want Zi Xiaoran to answer, and left first.

Zi Xiaoran smiled, just hearing her own name from the baby's mouth, she naturally made herself feel warm.This is much more cordial than "Piao Miao"!

Guo Bao was in a UM branch office, his eyes widened in surprise.

Zi Xiaoran went over and saw Bao staring ahead, waving to the side.Although he knew that he was beckoning him to go over, but others didn't know, so they thought something was wrong with him?

Zi Xiaoran was a little amused, walked over and asked, "What's wrong?"

Guo Bao opened his mouth and spit out two words: "Look...look..."

have a look?Zi Xiaoran was surprised, and looked at what he pointed.

The hall was decorated in bright red, with a reclining chair in the middle, and two people were sitting on the reclining chair.One is dressed in black with gold trim, and the other is dressed in elegant white.The man in white lay in the arms of the man in black, Guo Bao was very familiar with that attire.

Someone introduced that Baoye and Demon King Piaomiao are the all-powerful ones in UM!

The man in white had a femininity on his face, he raised his eyes gently like water, and looked at the man in black.

Guo Bao said to Zi Xiaoran, "Of course, you are a woman!"

Hello woman, that is to say, hello mother!Zi Xiaoran pulls past Bao and leaves!They were still talking loudly about their great achievements, Guo Bao wanted to hear it with great interest, but Zi Xiaoran dragged him to walk quickly.

"Piao Miao, where are you taking me?" Guo Bao asked in surprise.

Zi Xiaoran said without turning her head: "I'll let you know, am I a mother or not?"

Dare to say his mother, Yun Guobao, you will regret it!