Online game shallots have tofu

A certain Mo brought a table, chairs, bricks, and a pen bucket, wrote a self-written "Beautiful Innocent", pasted it on the wall, and started the three-session interrogation.

1. A Mo: Who is in the hall?

Ran: protagonist

Po: Another protagonist.

2. Mou: Not this one

However: attack

Bao: I want to counterattack.

3. A Mo: ...Forget it, name?

Ran: Zi Xiaoran

Treasure: accumulated treasure

(A certain Mo was besieged by everyone: Why is the baby called this? A certain Mo replied irresponsibly: I thought about it temporarily)

4. A Mo: Gender?

Ran: I checked that he is a man (referring to Guo Bao)

Po (whispers): he's a macho

Mo Mo (excited): To what extent?

Ran: none of your business

Bao (pretend): I didn't say anything

5. Mou Mo: ...Where will I meet the other party for the next question?

Ran: reality or game?Game idiots know it, so I won’t talk about it, the reality is when he secretly kissed me

Po: in the car

(A Mo: Maybe some people don’t know about the game?

Ran: You're talking about you, I don't know that you won't watch it again!Fool!

Mou Mo: Brat, how dare you talk to your old lady like that!

Ran: Oh old lady, you are too old to know, I can understand, no!Why is it different when we first met

Bao: Ask her Luo

A certain ink flashes first)

6. Mou Mo: The first impression of the other party

Ran: Stealing a kiss sucks

Bao: I only remember Piao Miao, but I forgot about Chang Xiang.

Ran:...

7. Mou Mo: Use an animal to describe the feeling of the other party

Ran (without thinking): Rabbit

Treasure (Heavy Thinking): King Variety

(A Mo: Is that an animal?

Bao (sophistry): But I think Piao Miao gives me a lot of feelings

Mou Mo: Why don’t you talk about monsters, Lord Variety, you can only change into hundreds, and you can have thousands of monsters!

Bao (agree): yes

Ran: Ignore both of you)

8. Mou Mo: When did you realize that you fell in love with the other party?

Ran: unknowingly

Bao: When you know that Piao Miao is getting married, add a sentence: I blame my brother for saying that Piao Miao will forget me after getting married. If Piao Miao forgets me, who will take me to cheat food and drink?

Ran: ...

Mou Mo (applause): This baby is smart!

9. Mou Mo: Who confessed first?

Ran: Aren't you your own mother, don't you know?

Mou Mo: Don’t care about your life, don’t care about your death

Po: It's not me anyway

Mo Mo (pointing): That’s him

Ran (Desperate to save face): I don’t know if I said anything

10. Mo Mo (smirking): Which part of the other party do you like the most?

Ran (pretending to be mysterious): Of course it is...there, soft, pink, will be one by one

A certain Mo (sexy): Haha, I understand.

Ran (staring with eyes): I'm talking about the mouth, look at you, you bastard!

Bao (answer obediently): Eyes

11. Mo: Which part of the other party do you hate?

Ran: no

Bao: Yes, the skin is better than mine, it feels so elastic, like jelly

Mou Mo: Ignore you

12. Mou Mo: What is your favorite sweet talk?

Ran: Listen to him, or should I tell him?

Mou (touching his nose): Did I not express clearly?Then tell the other party

Then (speaking next to the baby's ear)...

Mou Mo: Too quiet, I didn’t hear

Ran: You are not allowed to listen to nonsense

Bao (chuckles): Piao Miao said, baby, I love you, what I want to say is, um...haven't decided yet

Mou Mo: Think slowly

13. Mo Mo: Do ​​you think the opponent is handsome in the game or in reality?

Ran: Not handsome, but my baby is cute

Bao: They are both handsome, (meditate) but they are still more handsome in the game

Mou Mo: Honest child, mainly because people are beautified in the game

Ran (snorting coldly): It’s better than what you don’t have

A certain Mo hates himself so much that he wants to be a man in his next life, absolutely

14. Do you know when the other party's birthday is?

Ran: I don't know

Bo shakes his head

Mou Mo: I really despise you, you don’t know each other’s birthday

Ran (pardon the stare): You didn’t tell us

A Mo (innocent): I forgot

15. Mou Mo: No matter what the festival is, what gift would you like to receive?

Ran: he

Bao: I

Mou Mo: Bao, you are too self-conscious

Bao (smiling): Because I know it must be me as a gift

Ran: No matter how expensive a gift is, it cannot compare to you

A certain ink shakes...

16. Mou Mo: Have the two ever quarreled?

Ran (looking at the baby): Is there any?

Bao (nodding without tacit understanding): Yes, when you rob me to eat

A certain ink (black line)

17. Mo: What does the other party do that make me dissatisfied?

Ran: When she disappeared, she was still with Fei

Bao (suddenly laughing): Are you jealous? (again as if thinking of something) Well, it’s not your wife

Mou Mo: The lover elopes with his wife, tsk tsk

Ran (roaring): Who said they eloped?

Mo Mo (covering ears, changing the subject): Where's the baby?

Bao: When I'm tired, he still...

(Mou Mo: What do you want, please imagine for yourself, our baby is honest)

18. Mou Mo: Then what did the other party do that made me like it?

Ran: pack yourself and send me

A certain ink: color blank

Bao: Together, we like everything

Ran (looking at the baby affectionately, holding his hand): Me too

A certain Mo is envious, jealous and hateful!

Mou Mo: How do you feel about your personality?

Ran: Do you want to ask later what do you think of the other person's personality?

Mo Mo (surprised): How do you know?

Bao (interrupting): Because many hundred questions are like this!

Mou Mo: 100 questions, go dreaming, sir, I still have a lot of things to do, I don’t have time to chat with you, this is a question on behalf of the readers, answer it quickly!Together with misty problems!

Ran (helpless, thinking): gentle, smart, baby's character, simple, little fuzzy

Bao (without thinking): Smart, simple, misty personality, as smart as me, actually a bit black-bellied

Mou (sighs): Baowa, you've got the truth

Mou Mo: What are you good at?

Of course: swimming, tennis

Treasure: sleep, food

Mo Mo (poking Bao’s head): You just know how to eat and sleep, pig

Mou Mo: What is it that I am not good at?

Ran: It seems not yet

Po: swimming, tennis

Mou Mo: Why is Piao Miao good at it, but you are not good at it?

Bao: Complementary, besides, what I am good at may not necessarily be good at him.

Mo Heran...

Mou: What is your favorite color?

Ran: black, white, and blue

Bao: I don't want to wear green ones, um, there are yellow ones, um, and red ones, um...

Mou Mo: STOP, why is this sentence so familiar?

Ran (smiling): You are more familiar with the following sentence

Bao (tacit interface): The green one looks like a prickly pear, the yellow one looks earthy, and the red one looks like a boiled crab?

Mo Mo (fainted): Isn’t that what’s in the text, ORZ

Mou Mo: How do you call the other party?

Bao (rushing to answer): Piao Miao, yes, but I seldom call, I still think Piao Miao is good

Ran: baby

Mou Mo: If you could change your name, what would you choose?

Ran (thought deeply, then called out affectionately): Madam

Bao: Why do I think of the Red Detachment of Women

Mou Mo: An idiot son who doesn't understand style

Mama Yun: Hey - don't steal my lines

Mou Mo: Will you give up some of your own persistence for the other party, such as what?

Ran: Yes, because it’s worth it. I once wanted to give up, for example, my dad

Zi's ​​father: ...

Bao (nodding fiercely): Yes, for example, sleeping

Mo Mo (unintelligible): Sleeping?

Bao (stares): Sometimes I really want to sleep, but he is very energetic, so... I can't sleep, so I am miserable!

Mou (playing stupid): Baby, I don’t understand what you are talking about!

Ran (disdain): It’s okay, as long as we feel it’s fine, this kind of thing can only be done but not talked about

Po, blushing...

Mou Mo: May I ask how much you like each other?

Ran: I love him with my life, I love him very much

Po: I love myself too

Mou Mo (K him): So what do you do to him?

Bao: I will still love you in my next life

Then, the two fell in love with each other, ignoring Mou Mo, who was single

If you could sing a song to express it?

Ran: no if

Bao: Can I not sing?

A certain ink: no

Ran: You asked how deeply I love you, how much I love you...

Bao: I'm here waiting for you to come back, waiting for you to come back and pick those peach blossoms...

A certain ink (sigh): two grades

Mou Mo: What does the other party say that makes you feel wrong?

Ran: I have always had nothing to do with him

Bao: no

Mou Mo: It can only show that Piao Miao is absolutely accommodating to the baby

Mou Mo: If one day the other party changes his mind, what will you do?

Ran (absolutely confident): Don't ask such impossible questions

Bao (thinking): If that person is right or wrong, I will bless

I'm very moved, I'm crazy

Bao (continued): ...and find someone else

A Mo: Baby, you are ruthless!

Ran: you dare

Bao (laughs): I dare not, I am enough with you

Sweet honey, sweet honey...

29. Mo Mo: Will you deceive the other party?

Ran (shaking his head): no

Po (nodding): Yes,

Mou Mo: You have a tacit understanding, okay?

Ran (ignoring Mo Mo, looking at Bao): How did you ever lie to me?

Bao (glanced at him secretly): When I don't want to move, I will say I'm tired

Ran (close ear): So every time you are in bed, you say you are tired, but you are not tired at all

Bao: No, no, that is really tiring

Mou Mo: I believe you will be blamed!

Ran (nodding): Agreed!

Bao (crying): ...it's the truth!

Mou Mo: When will you be very happy?

Ran: I always feel happy because I have a baby

Bao: When cooking, especially watching Piao Miao eat all the dishes

Ran (inner voice): It’s really hard to eat

Mo Mo (visiting with sympathetic eyes): I am also very happy to see Piao Miao eat your cooking

Mou Mo: Have you ever quarreled?

Ran: It seems that there is no

Bao: No, if there is, he will let me

Mo Mo (envious): What a good attack!

Bao: You can also find one

Moumo: When I become a man in my next life, I will be a man, not like you

Bao: Actually, the ones on the top are very tiring, but the ones on the bottom are better. You don’t have to do anything while lying down.

Mou Mo: Ignore you...repeat infinitely

Mou Mo: The attack is formed, is there hope for a counterattack?

Ran: Don't ask such impossible things

Bao (deep pain): There was once, but I was smoked by you

Mou Mo: I am learning from JJ, smoking is healthier

Ran: He will never have this chance

Bao (no ambition): I won’t rebel, I’ll be obedient

A Mo despises baby ING...

Mou Mo: If there is an afterlife, do you hope to find the other party by yourself, or do the other party come to find you?

Ran: I don't want the afterlife, I only hope for this life

Bao: Yes, I want to do Gong, then I go to Piao Miao, and then I overwhelm him

Mo Mo (patted Bao on the head): Hope is good, the dream is well done, continue...

Po sighed, then smiled...

Mo Mo: Alright, let’s go, it’s getting late and I’m going to bed!

Ran (holding Guo Bao): Baby, let's continue what we haven't finished just now

Bao (blushing, gently): Yes

Mo Mo (originally tired expression, suddenly brightened and excited): I'll go and see

Ran: Woman, you should go to bed, so as not to grow old, no one wants

Mou Mo: Damn!Okay, let’s sleep with the light on, so everyone, I met you in my dream!

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