Yipin Farmer

The original Feng's residence behind the Caigenxiang restaurant is now the main room of the Meng's residence. Baoqi sits at the table silently, holding a jug in one hand and a wine glass in the other, pouring a glass and drinking a glass.

Ting Shuang looked left and right in the mirror, dug out the best clothes from the box, put them on, combed her hair, put on shavings water, and put on a few looks that she thought were handsome. With a handsome guy like Baoqi, he can definitely attract the attention of female creatures.

"Hey, when Miss Lin comes, don't show up, do you hear me?" Ting Shuang explained the precautions, and said clearly, "Anyway, don't let her see you."

Bao Qi curled her lips, looking at him looking back and forth in front of the mirror, it was indescribably dazzling.

"I heard that she is the number one beauty in the county. I want to see it. It's rare for Miss Qianjin to come out."

Ting Shuang immediately dismissed the proposal: "No."

Which handsome guy would take a more handsome guy with him after seeing a beautiful woman?If the beauty's eyes fall on you, then I will lose face, and the peach blossoms have finally blossomed, so I can't let you off the hook.

"I'll just take a look." Bao Qi tugged at the corner of his clothes and continued to do ideological work, "I can help you see if you are suitable for her, if you are a good match, and give you some opinions from bystanders, so that you will not be fascinated by the authorities. Se was dizzy and made a wrong judgment."

Ting Shuang thought about it too, and said, "If you want to see Miss Lin, you have to dress up and change your appearance. In short, you have to dress up a bit uglier."

"No problem." Baoqi immediately agreed, and sacrificed herself for you and me.

Just do what you say, move Aunt Zhou's mirror dressing room from the back room of the restaurant, and Baoqi starts to dress up in front of the mirror.

"Okay, can we go see Miss Lin?" Baoqi said after putting on her makeup.

When Ting Shuang turned her head, she staggered and took a step back, screaming: "Ghost..."

I saw the face of the creature in front of me as if it was painted with flour, its lips were like vermilion, its mouth was full of blood, a bun full of flowers was placed on its head, and its green clothes were embroidered with hundreds of flowers blooming like a stalk in a vegetable field. The green rape covered with butterflies and insects is definitely in the shape of people vomiting, ghosts crying, and pigs bumping into trees.

"You...you...what are you?" Ting Shuang held out her fingers tremblingly.

Baoqi blinked innocently, and the pink on her face fell straight down: "Didn't you want me to look ugly, to set off your heroic prowess? I sacrificed myself to fulfill you, and you still have this expression if you are not moved. "

Baoqi complained with grief and indignation, and the corners of Ting Shuang's mouth twitched. Your appearance will scare the guests away. You did it on purpose. You must have seen the most beautiful woman in the city take a fancy to me, so you were jealous of me.

Li Liugen, who greeted the guests in the front hall, ran over and shouted outside the door: "Brother, are you ready? Lin Fu's car has already arrived at the front door."

"Come on." Ting Shuang promised, and hurriedly straightened her clothes again, warning Baoqi, "Your appearance will frighten the little girl, you'd better shrink back and go to work."

Ting Shuang trotted into the restaurant, Aunt Li had already welcomed the guests to the best private room, served fragrant tea and fruit, and waited attentively. Said: "It's really a fairy descending to the world, take good care of it." Looking at his attire again, he frowned: "Why don't you take a fan? You see how elegant all the young men in the city are holding a fan. How elegant are you?" Wait for me to find one for you."

Aunt Li hurried to borrow a folding fan from the son who was having dinner in the private room next door. Ting Shuang looked at the fan in her hand, and the corners of her mouth twitched.

Ting Shuang paused at the door, and quietly looked through the crack of the door.

I saw a graceful and graceful lady sitting at the table, with her black hair curled up, a gold hairpin inserted with emerald greens, a string of pearls flickering and shining, without any other decorations, she was dressed in a light green silk dress with embroidered cuffs on the cuffs. The little chrysanthemum is in harmony with the current autumn scenery, dragging the moon-white railing skirt, and the whole person has an indescribable charm.

Looking at her fanned face again, only her frowning eyebrows and starry eyes are showing affection.

Seeing this, Ting Shuang's hormonal secretion soared, and her literary cells were excited, thinking of two words: "Quietness is like a delicate flower shining in the water, and action is like a weak willow supporting the wind."

He closed the folding fan and made a pose that he thought he was extremely handsome, pushed the door in, made a bow, bit his tongue and made an introductory speech: "Xiaosheng Meng Tingshuang, I have met Miss Lin, and when Miss came to the shop, Xiaosheng felt very glamorous. "

Zi... sore teeth, so awkward, still comfortable with Baoqi and the others, say whatever you want, do whatever you want, don't think about image engineering at all, even if you only take off a pair of shorts and sleep on your back, top I was often kicked and scolded: "dead pig." It's not like now, the cells of the whole body are highly tense, for fear that words and deeds will be inappropriate, and the whole body will not be strong.

Miss Lin's shoulders trembled slightly, Qiu Shui's eyes flashed a smile, Ting Shuang suddenly realized that she seemed to have used the wrong words, and her old face blushed, oh, Chinese teacher, don't you feel ashamed for teaching me like this?

Miss Lin was still fanning her face, smiling slightly: "I have seen you, young master."

The voice is soft and soft like a bird's voice, Ting Shuang's skin is crisp and soft, cough, that round fan is so annoying, it affects my view of the beauty!If I don't take down the fan again, I curse all the fan manufacturers all over the world to go bankrupt and even send their trousers to the pawn shop.

"Dare to ask the girl's name?"

Miss Lin hesitated for a while, and said, "Small characters Daiyu."

"Good name." Ting Shuang's body trembled in shock, oh yeah, as expected, Miss Shi Xiangyun's best friend is called Lin Daiyu, I'm so smart.But, how can we take down that obtrusive fan?Miss Qianjin's style in this era is really hard to understand.

Ting Shuang's eyes rolled and she had an idea, and said very politely: "I have heard for a long time that Miss Lin is talented, and she knows everything about piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. Xiaosheng has admired it for a long time. I don't know if I am lucky enough to listen to the fairy performance?"

Ouch, I'm about to bite my tongue, it's really not the work of our science students who are talking about words.

Lin Daiyu couldn't refuse: "The little girl is showing her ugliness."

Aunt Li, who was waiting outside the door, quickly went to the private room next door to pick up the piano. In order to receive those elegant people, the private room of the restaurant also prepared things like piano and chess. Although it is not a high-end famous piano, it can be used.

Lin Daiyu finally put down her fan, showed her face, wiped her hands with a silk handkerchief, and plucked the strings lightly with her slender fingers.

When Ting Shuang saw her appearance, she really looked like a sinking fish and a wild goose, the moon was ashamed, and all the hairs on her body stood up numbly.

"Gudong" swallowed.Well, this... the sound of swallowing is a bit loud, it seems, it seems not very pure, and it does not conform to the glorious image of our new era of loving the party, dedicated and promising young people.

Ting Shuang quickly closed her eyes, acting like a gentleman, thinking about which poem to plagiarize to express her appreciation when she finished playing a song.

I hate to travel to this era after the Tang and Song Dynasties. Although capitalism has begun to sprout and the commodity economy has further developed, many good sentences cannot be plagiarized.

Just as she was thinking, Miss Lin ended the song with a soft portamento, and looked at him expectantly.

Ting Shuang immediately clapped her hands and said: "A good song, it's the so-called, this song should only exist in the sky, how often do you hear it in the world. Big pearls and small pearls fall on a jade plate. At this time, silence is better than sound. It is about Miss Lin's folk art." gone."

Miss Lin frowned slightly, thinking that this person was flashy, impetuous and superficial, usually as long as she finished playing a piece, everyone who listened to the piece would be intoxicated by the beautiful sound of the piano.It's not like this person, who shows off immediately after he finishes playing, without any intention of admiring or indulging, is he really intoxicated by the music, or is he just flattering him, can't I see it?When others are fools.

Miss Lin did not wrong Ting Shuang.For a certain farmer who is used to listening to popular rock and roll songs in modern times, and to the crowing of chickens, the barking of dogs and the humming of pigs in ancient times, the artistic cells in his body are in short supply. It's a bit more difficult, the level of difficulty is the same as that of playing the piano against a cow.

If he honestly admits that he doesn't understand, it's fine, the beauty will appreciate his honesty and humility, but for those who travel through time, lowering their posture in front of the ancients and admitting their ignorance almost means freezing to death in a cold storage, and readers will also feel disgusted. The protagonist is Xiaobai and abandons the article.So Ting Shuang made a mistake that most time travelers would make, that is, to show power when it shouldn't.

In the face of difficulties and crisis, showing ability is the true quality of a hero, but showing ability is impetuous when one should appreciate other people's talents.

And he didn't listen carefully, he was only thinking about plagiarizing the poem to show off in front of the beauty, while flirting with the beauty when his poem came out, the beauty was extremely shocked, and then she fell into his arms with a groan.Unexpectedly, a flashy impression would be left in the beauty's heart. Facts have proved that even if the protagonist is almighty, he will shoot himself in the foot instead of showing his abilities regardless of the occasion and timing.

At present, Ting Shuang's IQ has dropped to a negative number. Seeing the beauty's brows slightly frowned, she thinks that she is not capable enough to conquer the beauty's heart. She is thinking about which poem to plagiarize next to make her fall into her arms with a groan. inside.

At this time, Aunt Li reported outside the door: "My lord, the dishes are ready."

"Oh, hurry up and serve."

Ting Shuang personally took the dishes out of the holding box and put them on the table, and then kindly ordered and persuaded the dishes, preparing to capture the beauties with delicious food.

"Miss Lin, please try this first-class roast chicken. It's the only one in the city. Everyone who has eaten it says it's good." Ting Shuang enthusiastically recommended the fragrant roast chicken.

Lin Daiyu covered her nose with a silk handkerchief: "The smell is too strong."

"Then try this." Ting Shuang then recommended another signature dish of the restaurant, raw fried shredded eel, "this fried shredded eel is crispy and delicious, the most delicious."

"Too fishy."

Ting Shuang was depressed, it seemed that she didn't like the smell of fat and fishy, ​​so let's eat vegetables.Push a plate of stir-fried soybean sprouts over. Didn't the three girls and Bao girl in "Dream of Red Mansions" order fried bean sprouts with oil and salt?

"Try this, it's very light."

Miss Lin frowned slightly: "It looks so ugly."

Ting Shuang pushed forward a plate of cold lotus root slices with a black thread on her head. The snow-white lotus root slices were mixed with red pepper shreds. The red and white match was very beautiful.

"This one is refreshing, crisp and tender, and looks pretty good."

"Too spicy."

Ting Shuang was about to faint, what could she eat?Seeking help, she looked at the maid next to her. The maid skillfully washed a handful of rice with tea, served with a few stalks of coriander and a small piece of tofu, which was considered a meal.

Ting Shuang was dumbfounded, it wasn't a bowl of rice, but a pinch of rice.

Seeing her eating slowly and elegantly, Ting Shuang wanted to cry, but he had always eaten boldly, and now he had to accompany Wen to pick out a few grains of rice with chopsticks, while looking at the chickens and ducks on the table. Yurou swallowed secretly.

The meal was extremely depressing, Ting Shuang didn't dare to make a sound, didn't dare to speak, and didn't dare to gobble up and make noises, seeing that Ms. Lin stopped her chopsticks and followed suit, the table was still full of food Only a few pieces of fish were moved, and Aunt Li led the people to evacuate.

Ting Shuang reluctantly watched the table full of fish and meat being taken away, then turned to Lin Daiyu and said, "Miss eats too little, you need to know that five grains nourish energy, blood energy cannot keep up, people will inevitably get sick."

Miss Lin said: "I know how to eat and take medicine. When I smell fishy and oily things, I feel disgusted. If I eat too much, I feel sick. So every spring and autumn, the bed is full of medicine baits."

Ting Shuang frowned secretly, how could such a delicate flower be broken in the wind, how could it be kept.

The maid next to her said: "My lady is the most beautiful woman in the whole city, and she is also one of the best in the whole province. If she often eats greasy and fishy food, how can she be as angry as Xianglan, her body is like white jade, and her person is like the moonlight? That's why the lady doesn't eat oil and water. , eating bird’s nest porridge every day to keep healthy, and ginseng Yangrong pills tonic.”

Ting Shuang understood that beauties are afraid of body odor, getting fat and having bad skin, so they don't eat oil and water.

Tsk tsk, what a lady of a wealthy family, in fact, the most nourishing thing is not bird's nest and ginseng, but whole grains. However, how can this kind of person look delicate and different if he doesn't take medicine?

After dinner, Ting Shuang searched for something to say, so naturally she didn't dare to play the piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, poetry and so on. He would make a fool of himself when he talked about that. When it came to the military forum he was interested in, World War II, the beauty would definitely not be interested. Beauties are even less interested in rice fields, fish ponds, eels, wheat, rice, pigs, and sheep.By the way, the Frost's Descent season is the season for breeding sheep. I have to remind my family not to forget that the lotus root in the pond should also be trampled. I don't know if the crops in the field have been harmed by the hateful waterfowl and hares. Successful breeding of pheasants can supply large quantities for a long time. , then there is another unique dish in the restaurant...

Ting Shuang tried to find a topic, and her brain twitched when she thought about raising chickens and farming, and she left Miss Lin aside.

Seeing that he was silent, Lin Daiyu coughed lightly, and was about to speak, when the door of the room was pushed open suddenly, and a creature with a face painted in white powder and a mouth like a pot of blood, colorful and green, like a female ghost twisted in.

Ting Shuang was dumbfounded, looking at the terrifying creature walking towards her.