Big Big Wolf

Yan Liangyu's whole body was startled, although his voice was muffled by crying, he could hear clearly.If everyone has a nemesis, then Jiang Taisheng is undoubtedly Yan Liangyu's biggest nemesis.

Seeing his pitiful appearance, even Bai Liangang couldn't hold back his fingers, Yan Liangyu finally softened his hardened heart, heaved a long sigh, sat down on the edge of the bed, his cold hands Covering Jiang Taisheng's hot forehead, he cursed helplessly: "Idiot!"

The high fever forehead was touched by the cold palm, and Jiang Taisheng's drowsy mind suddenly cleared up a lot. He sniffled his nose and stared at Yan Liangyu tearfully, holding his hand tightly without letting go for a moment. , for fear that he would disappear as soon as he closed his eyes and let go of his hands.

"Let go first, I'll make a phone call and ask them to bring some porridge over, eat the food, and take the medicine." There was a bit of concern and awkwardness in the pretendingly indifferent tone.

Jiang Taisheng shook his head, holding his hand stubbornly, Yan Liangyu has always been scheming, if he let go, he would turn around and leave without looking at him again.

"If you don't let go, then I really won't forgive you." Gently wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, Yan Liangyu knew that he still lost in the end, he was madly infatuated with this person, even if he was really married , I can't really let go, maybe I will take extreme methods to confine this little white rabbit by my side.Forgive it, if you don't forgive, what else can you do, no matter how badly you are hurt by him, you will still miss and feel heartache.Isn't forgiving him a redemption for himself?

Jiang Taisheng's eyelashes trembled slightly, his mind digested Yan Liangyu's implication, and he looked at him incredulously, did he mean that he had forgiven himself now?

His lips trembled uncontrollably, and he tried his best to let his throat open like a fire: "Are you saying we won't break up?"

"What do you think? If I count to 3 and you still don't let go, then if you want me to forgive you, it will be useless, 1,2, [-]..."

Jiang Taisheng looked at Yan Liangyu suspiciously, and finally let go of his hands slowly, and hesitantly confirmed again: "Are you not breaking up?"

"Why, you really want to share, don't you?" Looking at the flushed person with a glint of joy in his eyes, he raised his eyebrows and asked in displeasure.

Jiang Taisheng tugged on his cuffs, desperately shook his head, looking like a pitiful little rabbit to show his loyalty.

"How can I make a phone call while you are pulling my clothes?" Yan Liangyu frowned and said.

Pursing his dry lips, Jiang Taisheng slowly withdrew his hand, his eyes still seemed to be glued to him.

Yan Liangyu called the customer service, ordered plain porridge and some light dishes, glanced at the medicines on the table, thought for a while, and ordered a bag of sugar.

After a few minutes, the meal was delivered.The small room was full of the smell of food. Yan Liangyu did something in his stomach and let out a gurgle before realizing that he hadn't eaten all night just to run over to find Jiang Taisheng.

Picking up the bowl, Jiang Taisheng glared sullenly at Jiang Taisheng, who was slightly pursing his lips, and ordered in a firm tone: "Open your mouth!"

Opening his mouth obediently, Jiang Taisheng frowned as soon as he ate the hot porridge, seeing Yan Liangyu's expression, he didn't dare to spit it out, he swallowed it down.

"Open your mouth!" Yan Liangyu took another spoonful and brought it to his mouth.

Jiang Taisheng hesitated for a while, looking at the porridge that was still smoking, his stomach and tongue felt numb, but seeing Yan Liangyu feeding him the porridge with awkward expression, he still opened his mouth.

Yan Liangyu looked at Jiang Taisheng's dry lips, and just as he moved his hand forward, he suddenly noticed the red tip of his tongue, and stopped his hand, only then remembered that the porridge was still boiling hot.Do not scold awkwardly: "Idiot, Tang just said, burn your tongue to pretend to be pitiful? Do you think I will be responsible for that?!"

"No." With a low eyebrow and pleasing eyes, he said aggrievedly, his throat was already unbearably hoarse, and his tongue became numb, so he couldn't speak clearly.

"Stupid to death! How could I fall in love with you?" He asked himself as if talking to himself, and after blowing the porridge to cool, he brought it to his mouth: "Open your mouth!"

Jiang Taisheng looked at Yan Liangyu's awkward and extremely cute look, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up.

"What are you laughing at?" Yan Liangyu asked viciously.Although he didn't want to admit it, but seeing Jiang Taisheng's mouth curled up, his mood also improved.Those betrayals and deceptions seemed so weak under his smile, and it was so easy to forgive him.

Jiang Taisheng carefully observed Yan Liangyu's expression. After getting along with him for a long time, he knew that when he looked angry, it wasn't too bad. When we first met, I was the one who fed you."

"You want to say that the feng shui has changed, and now it's my turn to feed you in despair, aren't you proud?" He raised his eyebrows and glared at the smiling man lying on the bed.In his eyes, Jiang Taisheng's smile was glaringly proud, like a puppy wagging its tail after winning a battle.

"No, no." Immediately straightened up excitedly to defend.

"Lie down!" Yan Liangyu blew on the porridge in the bowl, and put the bowl in Jiang Taisheng's hands: "It seems that you are very strong! Eat it yourself!"

Jiang Taisheng took it with a bitter face, and scooped up the porridge one by one with lowered eyes.As soon as Yan Liangyu stood up, Jiang Taisheng immediately raised his head, and immediately stretched out a hand to grab the corner of his clothes, the corners of his eyes began to turn red: "Are you leaving?"

"Jiang Taisheng, now that I'm out of your sight, do you think I'm going to abandon you? Even if you love me so much, give me a little room to breathe, okay? I haven't eaten dinner yet." Yan Liangyu smiled asked feebly.

Now Jiang Taisheng's attachment to him certainly makes him very happy, but the appearance of being about to cry at any time is really making people want to ravage him!Looking for death while still sick, only this idiot can do it!

"I'm sorry." She lowered her head, her ears flushed, and apologized for her narrow-mindedness.

There was really nothing he could do about it, Yan Liangyufu sat down again, took the bowl in his hand, wrapped it around his thin shoulders, and whispered in a low voice: "Jiang Taisheng, I forgive you this time, next time, next time..."

Yan Liangyu wanted to say something threatening, but found that the words were so weak, he was not sure what would happen next time Jiang Taisheng lied to him like this?Really break up?No, Yan Liangyu knew he couldn't do it, so he was so helpless to him, what could be done?

"Next time I'll hang you up and beat you!" The threat that blurted out at the end was childish and ridiculous.

"Well, good." Arms tightly wrapped around Yan Liangyu's waist, and his head was buried in his shoulders and neck, smelling the familiar and reassuring fragrance, burst into tears.

"Idiot! Why are you crying now? I said I forgive you. Hey, you won't blow your nose on my clothes, right?" After a while, he pushed Jiang Taisheng away with one hand and looked over his shoulder.

"I'm sorry... I'll wash it off for you..."

"You!! Forget it! Scholarly family" Yan Liangyu wanted to get angry when he saw the wet and sticky patch on his shoulders, but looking at Jiang Taisheng's low-browed and pleasing little wife, he forced his anger back.snort!This time, it's because of his illness!Don't argue with him!

After making excuses, Yan Liangyu turned around, took off his coat, and threw it far away in disgust.

Jiang Taisheng swallowed his saliva when he watched his mindful movements, feeling a little worried. In the past, when Yan Liangyu got angry, he would always drag him to the bed to teach him a lesson. Now it won't be...

After Yan Liangyu took off his clothes and turned around, seeing that Jiang Taisheng's face was even redder than before, he couldn't help worrying if he had a high fever again, so he put his hand on it and touched it: "Is it uncomfortable?"

"No." Knowing that he was thinking too much, Jiang Taisheng blushed and immediately got under the covers.

Yan Liangyu only thought that he wanted to sleep for a while, and didn't ask any more questions. He quietly packed up the dishes and took them out, and went outside to stare at the door.

"Didn't sleep?"

"Ah."

"Just take the medicine first and then sleep."

"Ah."

With Yan Liangyu's forgiveness, Jiang Tai's illness seemed to be half healed. After taking antipyretics, he didn't want to sleep anymore.Waiting for Yan Liangyu to fall asleep, Jiang Taisheng quietly opened his eyes to see his slightly frowning sleeping face, and stretched out his hands involuntarily to trace his facial features carefully.

He, Jiang Taisheng, 33 years old, has a cowardly personality, and because of this, he has been to many things, but in the end he kept the person he wanted to hold on to for the first time in his life. Sure enough, God favored him.

"I want to eat tofu."

The vaguely familiar voice startled Jiang Taisheng, and immediately withdrew his hand.

Yan Liangyu still had his eyes closed, a smile curled up at the corner of his mouth, he wrapped his long arms around the person who made trouble on his face and imprisoned him in his arms.

Jiang Taisheng raised his face buried in his arms, wanting to say something.

Yan Liangyu clasped his hands, buried Jiang Taisheng's face back in his chest, and threatened in a sleepy voice: "Go to sleep, if you don't sleep, I will keep you awake all night."

After hearing the threat, the little rabbit obediently buried herself in the arms of the big-tailed wolf, and fell asleep with a sweet smile...

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Extra Story 1 Husband and wife hundred questions

N years later, on a sunny afternoon, the little rabbit and the black wolf accepted an exclusive interview with this reporter, so they took this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to sit in a row with a group of relatives and friends, listening to the couple's feelings history.

1. What is your name?

Yan: Are you an idiot? !

Jiang: Jiang Taisheng

2. What is your gender?

Yan: Are you blind? (rolls eyes impatiently)

Jiang: male (obedient)

3. What do you like to be called?

Yan: dear

Jiang: Hello by name

4. When did you meet for the first time?

Yan: I don’t know, I passed by many times, but some idiot didn’t notice (in resentment~)

Jiang: On the bed of his house... (ears are red with shame)

5. How did you feel when you met each other for the first time?

Yan: A bully fool

Jiang: Satyr (whispering to Dan in a low voice)

Yan: What did you say? !

Jiang: (shrinks his neck) Very handsome

Yan: Of course (with a stinking ass of course)

Shan: Hey, the little rabbit still succumbed to the evil forces, and my heart aches for my mother!

6. Then what was the first reaction when you saw the other party?

Yan: I want to crush him on the bed

Jiang: Push him away

7. When was the first H?

Yan: After he was discharged from the hospital, on the carpet

Jiang: (little face turns red like a boiled shrimp) Ditto

8. What do you like to hear the other person say to you the most?

Yan: you are my most important person

Jiang: We will always be together

9. What do you hate most about what the other party says to you?

Yan: No.Although it’s not bad to welcome it, but I prefer to listen to more active words

Jiang: Do it again, every time he says do it again, it will be endless

Yan: (Threatening with raised eyebrows) Don't you like it?

Jiang: ... I like it (the voice is softer than a mosquito)

10. What do you like most about the other party?

Yan: Take the initiative to seduce me

Jiang: Kiss (lowering head and whispering, fingers tangled in the corner of the clothes)

Yan: Really?Come and kiss one (jumps over in surprise)

Jiang: Well...

Shan: Ahem, pay attention to the impact!

11. What do you hate the other person the most?

Yan: buy a bunch of cheap things

Jiang: Tell me to throw away my new purchases

12. How to express your enthusiasm for the other party?

Yan: Squeeze dry on the bed

Jiang: Move your waist... (barely audible, smoke starts to rise from the top of your head)

13. When the behavior of the other party makes you feel dissatisfied, how do you deal with it?

Yan: Overwhelmed the bed, swallowed it alive

Jiang: ignore him

Yan: Do you dare?

Jiang: (sniffing) dare not

(Everyone said: naked oppression!)

14. Jiang Xiaoshou, may I ask why he is so fierce to you, why do you still stay by his side?

Yan: (gritting teeth) What did you say! (A cold light swept across, and Shan shuddered)

Jiang: Occasionally also very gentle

15. What do you think of the other person's personality?Is such a character good or bad?

Yan: Kindness can be bullied, but the nerves are a little rough. When being bullied, you still nod your head and bow down without knowing yourself. Sometimes it makes people feel cute and hateful.

Jiang: Domineering, unpredictable, sometimes fierce, but he is very kind to me (the latter sentence was hurriedly added after seeing Yan's gradually gloomy face)

16. If you compare the other party to an animal, which animal do you think is the most suitable?

Yan: Furry Rabbit

Jiang: Wolf

17. What gift do you like most from the other party?

Yan: Strip yourself naked and wait for me on the bed

Jiang: I like to give you anything, as long as you don’t buy expensive ones

18. What do you think is your problem?

Yan: Do you think I can find fault?

Shan: Your problem is that you are too narcissistic (immediately put the lid on the pot and run away)

Jiang: I have nothing good (scratches hair)

Two people with great contrast

19. How do you coax the other party when they are upset?

Yan: tease me

Jiang: I don’t know, just sit by his side and don’t say anything

20. Do you love each other?

Yan: I always want to put him on the bed, do you love him or not? (The innocent Shan received another blank stare)

Jiang: (blush in default)...

21. Since when did you know you love each other?

Yan: I don’t know (stares impatiently)

Jiang: When I saw him with other women

22. Who was the first to confess?

Yan: Of course it’s him (smugly)

Jiang: It should be me (I wonder if I was forced to count?)

23. What is your expression of love?

Yan: Of course it has to be done. (San: Your "doing" is ambiguous, right!!!)

Jiang: Do what she likes and makes him happy. (Shan: He will be happy, what else is there besides sex?!)

24. How long do you think your love for each other can last?

Yan: It depends on your mood (Jiang Xiaoshou's eyes are red, and small drops of water start to swirl in his eye sockets), if you are good, I can extend the time indefinitely (pats Jiang Xiaoshou's head, and said kindly)

Jiang: As long as he still wants me, he will continue (everyone is moved)

25. To what extent do you love each other?

Yan: I can’t wait to eat the whole thing in my stomach (Shan: Ahem, is this love for you?)

Jiang: You can do anything for him

Yan: Then you take the initiative tonight (looks at General with winking eyes)

Jiang: ...Forget it, I didn't say it

26. Does love make you change yourself?

Yan: Is there anything else I need to change? (fart)

Jiang: yes

27. If you can live forever with the person you love the most, but on the condition that you have to lose something very important to yourself, would you still be willing?

Yan: (touching his chin and thinking) Uh... If it is X ability, you have to think about it. After all, it is very painful if you can see it but not eat it.

Shan: You can choose to be eaten! (Kicked away)

Jiang: I would

28. Do you still want to maintain the current relationship between the two in the next life?

Yan: It would be best if he could take the initiative to seduce me first

Jiang: Yes

29. What do you think is the sexiest expression on the other side?

Yan: Moaning emotionally under me

Jiang: Looks like driving seriously

Yan: Huh?You like me driving, next time we do it in the car

Jiang: ...

30. What would you do if you found out that the other party had changed his mind?

Yan: Kill the adulterer first, then rape him first and then kill him (Jiang Xiaoshou trembled all over)

Jiang: I don’t know, maybe I will leave

Yan: (Wraps arms around Jiang Xiaoshou's waist, kisses his pale cheek) No answer

Jiang: (Looking at the past affectionately) I won't either

31. Can you forgive the other party for a change of heart?

Yan: He will not change his mind, the assumption is not valid

Jiang: Same as above

The two of them have firm confidence, and I am too embarrassed to separate them as mothers.

32. Would you lie to someone?

Yan: Yes, but there is no need to mention such trifles.

Jiang: I have said...

Yan: (looking at Jiang Xiaoshou) Do you still dare to lie to me? (The stingy Yan Xiaogong still hasn't let go of the fact that he married Lu Yue)

33. Will you expose the other party's lies?

Yan: His lies are unforgivable, do you think there is no need to expose them?

Jiang: Take it apart, about the glasses

34. How do you usually deal with lies after they are exposed?

Yan: change the subject

Jiang: explain

35. The two are usually so indulgent, if one day the other party loses the ability to X, what will you do?

Yan: Stewed bullwhip, deer antler... try every possible method, if I am the only one who enjoys it, the fun of XXOO will decrease

Jiang: do nothing

Shan: Xiao Taisheng, what will you do with your future wishes?

Jiang: (with blushing face, lowering his head and whispering) I can be on the top

Shan: It turns out that there is still such a wicked heart.

36. When do you feel the happiest?

Yan: When doing love and doing things (as expected "beast")

Jiang: When he said he wanted to date me

37. Is there anything hidden between the two of you?

Yan: probably not

Jiang: No

38. Under what circumstances do you usually hide what you have done from the other party?

Yan: When he is too stubborn, such as the glasses incident

Jiang: Actually, I didn't hide it on purpose. The last time I saw Lu Yue, I just didn't say it clearly.

39. Do you have low self-esteem?Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Yan: I have never recognized those two words before.

Jiang: Well, he is so nice

Yan: (puts his arms around Jiang Xiaoshou's shoulders, affectionately) You are fine too

40. Do you think the opponent is strong?

Yan: Will the rabbit be strong?

Jiang: Well, very strong

41. What is your favorite food?

Yan: Braised rabbit meat in soy sauce (yin laughs)

Jiang: I like them all, I am not picky about food

42. Compared with the time when the body hurts or the time when the heart hurts, which one do you think is more painful?

Yan: My heart hurts. At that time, he and Lu Yue... um... (Pushes Xiaoshou, kisses Yan Xiaogong's mouth, and once again pretends to be pitiful to Yan Xiaogong, who is kissed by Bowen, and licks it happily lips)

Jiang: It hurts, but the heartache is more uncomfortable

43. Have you ever dreamed about XXOO with the other party again? When?

Yan: When I saw him for the first time, I had a dream that night

Jiang: (hesitating) ... yes

Yan: (surprised) when

Jiang: That night when I was drinking and getting drunk with you (became popular, with blue smoke rising above my head)

Yan: No wonder... (yin smiled and recalled the night when she had a nosebleed, it was so lively)

44. But does it feel good?What was the situation like?

Yan: Of course I am Gong. It feels good, sweet and delicious, but reality is more delicious than dreams.

Jiang: (shame) He is delicious, I am...Gong (voice gradually fades away)

Shan: (shaking his head with a sigh) It really is a dream

45. What do you think is the worst thing you have done to the other party?

Yan: tell him to get out of the house

Jiang: The thing about slamming the door and leaving

46. ​​What would you do if your lover fell in love with someone else?

Yan: (Turning to look at Jiang Xiaoshou) Will you fall in love with someone else? (Shakes Xiaoshou's head desperately) Good boy, then I won't fall in love with others (Obviously I want to promise, but it's like an exchange of equal value)

Jiang: (Looking at Yan Xiaogong excitedly, he nodded heavily, indicating that the transaction was successful)

47. What can touch the limit of your tolerance?

Yan: Don't give me "eat" for several days

Jiang: So far, I have not violated any

48. Are you bloodthirsty?

Yan: I'm not a vampire, please, my time is precious, can you pick some useful questions? (impatient)

Jiang: no

49. Do you have a conscience?

Yan: (Looking more and more dangerous) Are you asking this question to seek death? ! (Shrinking his neck, it's really pitiful for a mother to be threatened by her son)

Jiang: Yes, my mother since childhood... ([-] words of Jiang's mother's teachings omitted)

50. Do you go out for one night stands?Can the other party tolerate you playing?

Yan: I have a cleanliness freak. (simply and neatly)

Jiang: No

According to the way of thinking, after 50 questions, there is a special area for sex...but...it seems that I don't have CJ on it

51. What is the distribution of attack and subject?

Yan: Do you have eyes?

Jiang: Subject to...

52. Why is it so distributed?

Yan: Of course I am good at technology (narcissism!)

Jiang: ... (blush)

53. Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Yan: Not bad, it would be great if he could swing his waist a little harder

Jiang: I hope the frequency can be reduced a little...

Yan: Rest!

54. Where is the first night?

Yan: On the carpet.

Jiang: ... ||| Same as above

55. How did you feel at that time?

Strict: cool

Jiang: It's a bit weird, it hurts but it's very comfortable (the little face starts to turn red again)

56. How did the other party look at that time?

Yan: very shy

Jiang: very gentle

57. After the first night, what is the first sentence?

Jiang: What time is it?

Yan: Good boy, it's still early to sleep well.

58. How many times a week do you do it?

Strict: uncertain

Jiang: Anytime (I don’t want to be eaten once before I think of this, I will give Yan Xiaogong a resentful look)

Audience: (surprised) So happy!

59. Ideally, how many times a week?

Yan: The more the better

Jiang: 3 times

Yan: You want to suffocate me!

Jiang: That 4 times?

Yan: It must be every day, anytime, anywhere!

Jiang: ... (mourning for the butt)

60. How did you have sex?

Yan: Do you want me to demonstrate it live?

Audience: Whoa, whoa, reality show!reality show

Yan: Think beautifully!

Crowd: Woohoo...

Jiang: ...

61. Where is your most sensitive part?

Yan: The top of the mushroom (said without blushing)

Jiang: back

Yan: Huh?Is it back?I remember those two little cherries seem to be more sensitive (touch your chin, think about it seriously)

Jiang: ... (the whole body is burning red)

62. What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Yan: He is sensitive everywhere, especially the little cherry and the root of the thigh

Jiang: It seems to be the waist side, every time I hug, the movement will be faster (the voice is getting lower and lower, and the head is getting lower and lower)

63. Use one sentence to describe the other party during sex?

Yan: attractive

Jiang: very gentle and hateful

Yan: Aren't you very happy? What's wrong with it? (raises eyebrows and looks at Jiang Xiaoshou)

Jiang: ...

64. Honestly, do you like sex?

Yan: The target is his words, of course

Jiang: Not bad (shy)

65. Under normal circumstances, where is the place for sex?

Yan: My home or office

Jiang: Same as above

66. Where would you like to try?

Yan: There are no requirements for the location, comfort is more important, but I really want to try field battles

Jiang: no

67. Do you take a shower before or after sex?

Yan: All of them, including sex

Jiang: Same as above

68. Is there any agreement during sex?

Yan: If you want to go, you can do it, what kind of agreement is needed (overbearing!)

Jiang: He never said anything, just overwhelmed (little complaint)

69. Have you ever had sex with anyone other than your romantic partner?

Yan: Are you looking for death! (Single heart thump thump thump)

Audience: Please answer the question positively

Yan: (impatiently) yes

Jiang: No (a little depressed)

70. For this idea (if you can’t get your heart, even your body is fine), do you agree or disagree?

Yan: I agree, the first step to conquer the mind can be to conquer the body first (Everyone suddenly realized: No wonder they want to go first when they see Jiang Xiaoshou)

Jiang: I think it is more important

71. What would you do if the other person was raped?

Yan: Who dares!I will make his life worse than death!

Jiang: (with aversion to cold) I can’t imagine that someone would want to…

Shan: It’s hard for me to imagine (hair erection)

72. Do you feel embarrassed before having sex?or later?

Yan: Why are you embarrassed?

Jiang: ... will

Yan: He is embarrassed to ask me to clean up every time (eyes complain)

73. If a best friend said to you, "I'm lonely, so only tonight..." without asking for sex, would you?

Yan: Beat him up (Crowd: Fortunately, no one made such a request)

Jiang: I will refuse, this kind of thing can only be done with love

Yan: (turning head excitedly) Are you implying that you love me?

Jiang: Mmm... um... (being thrown down and kissed violently)

74. Do you think you are good at sex?

Yan: He knows best (turning to look at Jiang Xiaoshou) My skills are top-notch, right?

Jiang: (face flushed, remembering the sex before this) Hmm

Shan: What about yourself?

Jiang: ...

Yan: He is making progress, and he can do some difficult poses (touch his chin to recall) By the way, the puppy pose is the best, the curvature of the waist... tsk tsk (yin laughs)

Jiang Xiaoshou automatically detonated

75. That?What about the other party?

Yan: Some postures still need to be strengthened, such as the riding pose... (Jiang Xiaoshou hurriedly covered his mouth)

Jiang: He is very good at... (bows his head to find the ground)

76. What do you want the other party to say during sex?

Yan: You are so good, hurry up, I can have something like that (according to Jiang Xiaoshou's personality, Gongjun, you have to wait)

Jiang: I love you

77. What do you like to see when you have sex?

Yan: The appearance of shenyin with blurred eyes under me

Jiang: It's like calling my name

78. Do you think it is okay to have sex with someone other than your lover?

Yan: I used to think it didn’t matter, but of course it’s different now

Jiang: No

79. Are you interested in SM?

Yan: (touching his chin to see Jiang Xiaoshou shivering, and smiling in satisfaction, he said leisurely) Not interested

Jiang: Same as above

80. If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, would you?

Yan: I just ask for his

Jiang: I will think wildly

Yan: (hugging Jiang Xiaoshou, biting his ear) I will keep asking you until you beg for mercy, don't think about it.

Jiang: ... (ears are red)

Shan: Ahem, pay attention to the influence, pay attention to the influence!

81. How do you feel about rape?

Yan: If I were the perpetrator, I would definitely turn rape into rape

Jiang: That's a crime (crowd: Hey, you're such an honest rabbit, no wonder you can't afford to be suppressed by a black wolf)

82. What is the most painful thing in sex?

Yan: If you haven’t had enough time, he won’t want it (Everyone is sweating: You need it too much!)

Jiang: I was a little uncomfortable at the beginning, but it’s okay now

83. Where is the most thrilling place to have sex so far?

Yan: In the office, when there are people outside

Jiang: Same as above

84. Has the recipient ever asked for sex?

Yan: It’s good to have it (resentment)

Jiang: Not yet

85. Has Jiang Xiaoshou thought about counterattacking?

Jiang: ... yes (head bowed in a low voice)

86. Why did it fail in the end? Is it because the other party refused?

Jiang: He said yes, but the time and place are determined by him, so there is no chance

87. If Yan Xiaogong loves someone, if he is willing, shouldn't he let him be Gong? (What a sharp question, applause)

Yan: I promised, if he wants, he can do it now

Jiang: (surprised) Huh

Yan: (Take off the coat, lie on the sofa and point his fingers at him, smiling seductively.) Right now, there will be no chance after time.

Jiang: (swallows) But... (looks around at the crowd, at least there are more than 100 people)

Yan: You didn’t want it yourself, so don’t regret it (put on your clothes and smile proudly)

Jiang: ... (He's a rascal at all)

88. For you, what would be your ideal (as a sex partner)?

Yan: He can do it

Jiang: As long as he

Shan: Maybe there will be better ones (eyebrow winking temptation)

Yan: Are you looking for death!Even if it's my own mother, I'm still looking for a beating! (fierce)

Shan: Woohoo, I gave birth to an unscrupulous son

89. The current partner is in line with your ideal? ?

Yan: not bad

Jiang: Yes

90. Were any props used in sex?

Yan: Does shower gel count?

Jiang: It seems not

91. When was your first time

Yan: 16 years old

Jiang: 30 years old (poor old virgin)

92. Was the object at that time the current lover?

Yan: I didn’t meet him back then

Jiang: Well, yes

93. Where is your favorite place to be kissed?

Yan: Xiaoqiu (Khan, people who don’t cj should know where it will be)

Jiang: Mouth

94. Where do you like to kiss each other most?

Yan: Neck, it tastes delicious (you think you are eating duck neck!)

Jiang: Mouth, although it's bad when you talk, but it's very sweet to kiss

95. What is the thing that pleases the other person the most during sex?

Strict: Contains "small mushrooms"

Jiang: (blushing in shame) Take the initiative to swing your waist...

96. What were you thinking about when you had sex?

Yan: he is mine

Jiang: blank

97. How many times did you have sex in one night?

Yan: it depends

Jiang: (shame~) At least 3 times (red and swollen buttocks are the best proof of someone’s energy)

98. During sex, do you undress yourself?Still need help?

Yan: I usually take it off by myself. His speed is too slow, but I like to leave the last piece of cloth for him to do it.

Jiang: He took it off...

99. What is sex to you?

Yan: Events are necessary in life, which is good for physical and mental health (San: Even if life is necessary, you don’t have to eat three meals a day, do you?)

Jiang: An expression of love

100. If you say a word to the other party, what will you say?

Yan: It’s good to do it again today (slobbering face)

Jiang: No! (sullen)

Shan: What a harmonious couple!