When the dead house meets the upper paralysis

Good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles.Always a wise saying.

On the second day after being caught by the school guards, Mo Su went to class, and as soon as he entered the classroom, he heard a "Oh~" in unison, rushing towards his face like a wave.Before Mo Su could react, he had already been dragged to a chair to sit down, and the situation that he had to work hard to find a seat on weekdays was completely overturned.

Mo Su was wondering when he caught a glimpse of Xie Zifang sitting next to him.He asked in surprise, "Why are you sitting next to me again?"

Xie Zifang was a little ignorant, he only gave him a sideways glance, turned his face away, put his hand on his face and looked down at the book.

Mo Su was baffled. Just as he was about to speak, a boy poked his head out from behind him, smiling ambiguously, "Stop pretending, Mo Su!"

Mo Su didn't know why, he turned his head and stared at the boy, "What am I pretending to be?"

The boy laughed obscenely, "Didn't you and Xie Zifang just dated at the famous Lover's Road yesterday? Why did you turn your back on you so quickly?"

It’s okay if you don’t mention this matter, but if you mention Mosu, you will get angry. It’s okay to write an inspection to the security office, but the only couple among the men and women who wrote the inspection is him and Xie Zifang.

After the guards finished remembering the names of the colleges, they took them all to an empty classroom, and they were only willing to let them go after completing the inspection. They also deliberately set up a table for two, and they were all lovers of a man and a woman. Only he and Xie Zifang sat They were in a group, causing a group of people to keep looking at them with embarrassment.

The couple in front of them were still writing and laughing, but the content of their laughter had nothing to do with them.

The girl covered her mouth and smiled, "Why do I find this scene so funny?"

The man was more helpless, "That's funny, I think it's embarrassing enough."

The girl looked around, "What's so embarrassing! Look, everyone is in pairs." After a pause, she suddenly said excitedly, "Do you think this looks like a group wedding or something?"

The man also turned his head to look around, and nodded heavily, "Yes, it does, but it's more like the kind of collective wedding that was forced by life."

The girl was not happy, and pushed the guy, "What are you talking about! Are you forced to be with me?" Knowing that the guy would definitely not dare to say "yes", she didn't seriously investigate the answer. , After thinking for a while, she suddenly summoned the guard, "Master, is there a hard and fast rule on how to write this guarantee letter?"

Grandpa came over.

A group of people raised their heads in a hurry, because no one had ever encountered such absurd things as being caught on a roadside date and being arrested to write a letter of guarantee, so how to write a pen, everyone was really a little murmured in their hearts.You can't write something like "I promise Chairman Mao that I will never go on a date at Lover's Road, and I will go to the library to learn Marxism-Leninism."

The girl looked up at the guard who stood with his hands behind his back with longing eyes.

The uncle was quite satisfied with his vanity, so he asked eloquently, "How do you want to write it?"

The girl smiled dreamily, "Grandpa, just let two people sign a piece of paper, and the boy writes 'From now on, I will only be nice to XX; if you want to pet her, you can't lie to her; promise her every favor." I must do one thing; every word I say to her must be sincere. Don't lie to her, don't scold her, but care about her; when others bully her, I will come out to help her as soon as possible. When she is happy, I want to be happy with her, and when she is unhappy, I want to make her happy. I always think she is the most beautiful, and I want to see her in my dreams. In my heart, she is the most beautiful.' That's it, and then Both of you should sign it together, okay?"

Seeing that the guard frowned, the girl hurriedly added, "Ah, of course, the most important thing is that it must be written in the end that the two of you will never go on a date on Lover's Road again, or else... the promise above will no longer count. !" She looked at the guard's face for a while, "How is it? Sir, is it poisonous enough?"

The guard thought for a while, then nodded in satisfaction, "It's poisonous. Actually, I was just thinking that this passage seems familiar... But your opinion is indeed poisonous. I want to sign this letter of guarantee. You don't need others to say it in the future. I will definitely abide by it myself, um, very good." There was a satisfied smile on his face, and he believed that if he had a beard, he would not be able to help but stroke it twice proudly, but even though he didn't, he still waved his arm, He said to everyone: "Okay, everyone listen well, what this female classmate just said is the template of how to guarantee the letter, everyone should write it like this. Anyone who doesn't write like this is considered unqualified, and you are not allowed to leave."

The guard looked at the heads who immediately scribbled at their desks, and nodded in relief.He was sure that in this way, these people would consciously abide by this guarantee, but he did not expect that in the future, more girls who wanted to get their boyfriends to write this guarantee would come to Valentine's Road for dates in an endless stream, and even in the end, even other schools The students all came here upon hearing the news, which made Valentine's Road more difficult to manage.

However, these are things to come.As soon as the format of the guard came out, Mo Su and Xie Zifang were the first to be baffled, or to be more precise, it was Mo Su who was in a difficult situation.

There were two blank sheets of paper in front of the two of them, but one of them had already been determined to be invalid.

Mo Su looked at the paper in front of him, then at the paper in front of Xie Zifang, and asked in embarrassment: "Do you write it, or should I write it?"

Xie Zi pressed his slender fingers on the white paper, "It's all good."

Mo Su was silent for a while, why did he feel the opposite of Xie Zifang, he thought neither was good?

After hesitating for a while, he decided to negotiate with the guards, "Master, let's not follow that format, okay?"

The guard uncle was immersed in the joy that he had found a solution to the school's stubborn illness in one fell swoop. At this moment, when he saw someone jumping out to object, he immediately looked unhappy, "No, everyone must follow the format. You don't want to write, why? Don't you Do you dare to make a promise to your...uh...this...boyfriend?" He turned his head righteously and asked the boy next to him, "You dare to promise your girlfriend...then why do you want to make a promise to her? You are a good person, if you want to...dote on her, don't lie to her...what else, in short, can you guarantee these things?"

Under the watchful eyes of his girlfriend, the boy who was asked resolutely nodded, "Of course."

The guard turned back in satisfaction, and proudly said to Mo Su: "Look, everyone dares, why don't you dare?"

Mo Su was very helpless, and wanted to explain that we two men, who would guarantee who, but he was very unwilling to hear the old man's argument that "the times have changed, and men and women are the same", so he could only Accept fate.

Looking again at the blank paper in front of him and the one in front of Xie Zifang, he picked up the pen and muttered, "Promise me to write." Although it is weird to give such a guarantee to a man, it is even weirder to be guaranteed like this. The lesser the harm, Mo Su decided to write the guarantee by himself.

Xie Zifang didn't seem to care. Mo Su was willing to write, so he was happy and relaxed.

"Okay." He nodded, then yawned extremely bored, bent over the table, and fell asleep with his eyes closed.

Mo Su looked at him as if he had nothing to do with himself, and his anger spread to the top of his head. He clenched his fists, and he resisted the urge to hit Xie Zifang here.He was terrified, and when he punched him, Xie Zifang didn't respond, but a lot of people around him would come out and teach him how to do domestic violence?

After the girl in front finished writing the guarantee, he took a copy, wrote his name, woke up Xie Zifang, asked him to sign it, and finally handed it to the guard.Mo Su walked out of the classroom quickly, and secretly swore that he would never do such a shameful thing with Xie Zifang again.

Unexpectedly, on the second day, he and Xie Zifang sat together again.

And it seems that someone just held him here.

Mo Su suddenly remembered this problem.He turned his head and asked, "Who brought me to sit here just now?"

Everyone had an obscene and natural expression, "Are you and Xie Zifang like that... We specially reserved a seat for you, so don't be too grateful to us."

Mo Su gritted his teeth, "I'm not grateful at all. You finally found a chance to punish me, right?" Because the girls unanimously regard Mo Su as the first confession object, the boys in the department have always been full of envy and hatred towards him Mosu, but among the boys, Mosu has always been very popular, and now they have finally found a channel to vent.

However, they are not willing to admit this.When Mo Su asked, they looked around one by one, "What are you talking about, your relationship, isn't that known to everyone, we reserved a seat for you, how can it be considered revenge?"

Mo Su snorted heavily, turned around, and ignored them.

But as soon as he sat upright, Xie Zifang handed over a steel coin, and ordered, of course, "Buy me a cup of coffee."

Mo Su's eyes widened, "Why should I buy you coffee?"

Xie Zifang looked at him, but his expressionless expression made people want to hit him, "You just promised yesterday that you only treat me well, spoil me, and don't lie to me..."

"Oh~" A bunch of gossip-loving gazes came forward and back, and ambiguous hisses came out at the same time.

"Enough." Mo Su slapped the table vigorously, interrupted Xie Zifang, grabbed the coin, got up, and angrily went to the automatic coffee machine at the corner of the stairs to make coffee for Xie Zifang.

But with every step he took out of the classroom, the booing sound continued one after another.

Mo Su angrily dropped the coin into the coin slot, pressed the button, watched the carton fall and the water flowed down, and smiled ferociously.

Hmph, if he is really thick-skinned, even if he, Mo Su, recognizes the [-]th one, the others will obediently line up behind him.

After the coffee was brewed and Mo Su brought it down, his expression had completely changed.

Laughing all the way back to the classroom, he sat next to Xie Zifang under the suddenly surprised eyes of everyone, "Come on, Zifang, here comes the coffee, it's a little hot, drink it slowly and carefully."

"En." Xie Zifang took it with his expression unchanged.

Mo Su didn't give it right away, "Do you want me to cool you down first?"

"No need." Xie Zifang took the coffee.

"Then you must be careful not to get burned." Mo Su continued to care.

"En." Xie Zifang responded without any adverse reaction.

But other people have changed from being enthusiastic at the beginning to being unbearable. Finally, a person said: "Damn, Mo Su, can you be more disgusting?"

Mo Su leaned on Xie Zifang, holding him with both hands, with a sweet expression on his face, "You guys are jealous that I have a good relationship with Zifang. Zifang, let's ignore him, brother loves you the most, ah!"

"Damn!" The boy who spoke earlier couldn't take it anymore. He slapped the table, stood up, and answered the question he just asked with a face of "I convinced you", "You can, you really can!"

Unable to bear Mo Su's grotesque look, he looked around the classroom and left his original seat.He would rather squeeze with others than look at two men.

Mo Su made a "cut".When the relationship was cleared up, a bunch of people booed and applauded, but if you really don't want to clear it up, another bunch of people can't stand it anymore.

"Fragile, really fragile." Mosu shook his head and judged.

Cao Qinghui was walking in, and Mo Su waved happily, "Boss, there are seats available!"

When the former came over, Mo Su let go of Xie Zifang's arms, suddenly belatedly let out a "huh", went back and touched Xie Zifang's head, and asked in surprise, "Do you have a fever?"

"En." Xie Zifang glanced at him and nodded.