Mr. Pink

I'm angry. "

Ye Yao rubbed his chin, this needs to be considered in the long term.

So, relying on his relatively free time, Ye Yao went to F City to spy on the enemy under the pretense of collecting folklore.

The sisters of the Bai family were taken aback by the sudden appearance of their son-in-law, but the three sat down to discuss it.

"Mom is in absolute dominance." The eldest sister of the Bai family sighed.

The second sister of the Bai family snorted coldly: "It's a fantasy to start with her."

"So, Uncle?" Ye Yao asked.

The sisters of the Bai family looked at each other and nodded: "You can try."

The next day, Ye Yao took advantage of the time when Mama Bai went out to play mahjong, and came to the door with a gift.Of course, this is just a trial trip, Ye Yao can only say that he is a friend of Bai Maomao, and he takes care of him very much, so he came here to visit.

Bai's father is an enthusiastic person, he waved his hand and said: "Let's stay for dinner tonight."

Ye Yao broke out in a cold sweat at that time, recalling the various descriptions of Bai's mother by the Bai family siblings, he hastily declined.But Bai's father called Bai's mother without saying a word: "Come back quickly, there are guests at home."

Now Ye Yao was scared.

Ye Yao couldn't eat this dinner.Although Mama Bai is just an ordinary middle-aged housewife, she still has a strong aura.

"Where is your hometown, Xiaoye?", "What is your job?", "How is your income?", "What hobbies do you usually have?"

These questions are a real headache.Ye Yao looked at the elder sister of the Bai family for help, but the two sisters gave him a look of "seeking good fortune", so Ye Yao had to bite the bullet and answer tremblingly.

In the end, Ye Yao was completely overwhelmed by a sentence from the Bai family's mother: "I heard that you brought our Xiaobai back to meet his parents. How is it? Are they satisfied?"

Ye Yao's mouthful of sweet soup directly choked into the intake pipe, almost killing himself.He blushed and asked, "Uncle, aunt... how do you know?"

Mother Bai snorted, "Why would my Xiaobai casually tell ordinary friends his home address?"

Papa Bai turned his face away with a smile, and said, "So I kept you first, and then I asked Dabai and Erbai, look, it really is..."

Ye Yao lowered his head: "Are you angry? Don't blame Maomao, it's me..."

Mother Bai snorted again: "You're okay, but you're still in the observation period. Next time, bring Xiaobai back together, that dead boy won't be coming home for several months."

Ye Yao felt relieved, but he still answered cautiously: "Definitely."

Papa Bai smiled and said, "Treat our little rabbit well."

Ye Yao suppressed the turbulent waves in his heart, nodded: "Definitely."

After dinner, Ye Yao still felt that all this was unbelievable, and after a few pleasantries, he was about to go back to the hotel, and the two sisters of the Bai family saw him off for a while.

"What's wrong, why do your parents seem to know Mao Mao's sexual orientation?" Ye Yao asked.

The eldest sister of the Bai family nodded: "It's really scary. When my dad asked me if you were Xiaobai's boyfriend, I was frightened."

The second sister of the Bai family said with emotion: "My mother is indeed my role model, she really hides her secrets!"

Ye Yao sighed, "Tutu is so happy and pitiful!"

He felt sad for Bai Maomao. It turned out that it was an open secret of the Bai family. This kid is so stupid that he is still worried about coming out.

The stone in his heart fell to the ground, and Ye Yao set foot on the way back the next day.But when he got home, he was greeted by Bai Maomao's red eyes from crying.

"What's the matter?" Ye Yao hurriedly hugged him distressedly.

"Ye Yao, I'm so stupid." Bai Maomao burrowed into his arms.

"What's wrong?"

"My sister called me and told me, so my parents already knew about it..." Xiaobai choked up.

"Well, they really care about you." Ye Yao rubbed the rabbit fur.

"You hate it too, secretly looking for them behind my back."

"Uh," Ye Yao said awkwardly, thinking about his tragic trial journey, "Didn't I want you to be happy? Just trouble me to solve it."

Bai Maomao howled stupidly with a crying voice: "I'm happy, so happy..."

Ye Yao wiped away his tears and said with a smile, "Little fool, don't cry when you are happy."

──The end of the second episode of "Let me pave the way"

Fanwai San Family

I don't know why, but Bai Maomao is always a little afraid of Mr. Mo.Every time he saw Mr. Mo's serious and expressionless face, he couldn't help but stutter even when he spoke.

For this point, Ye Yao and Fei Yu, two heartless guys, found it very interesting.

"Are you afraid of Mo Yan?" Fei Yu couldn't help asking Xiao Bai.

Xiaobai covered his face and said, "No, no."

"Tutu is shy," Ye Yao said with a smile, "because our son-in-law is very handsome!"

"Tsk." Mr. Mo, who was hugged on the thigh, was quite disapproving.

"A-Actually, it's because Mr. Mo looks so serious, like my math teacher in middle school..." Xiaobai finally confessed, "My math sucks, and when I see him, I get nervous."

"Pfft ha ha ha..." Ye Yao smiled happily, "Does Mo Yan look like a math teacher?"

Mr. Fei also stroked his chin and looked at Mr. Mo: "A little more baldness, you'll look like a dean..."

Mr. Mo: "..."

Xiaobai continued to hide his face.

So, from then on, Mr. Mo has a new nickname—Mr. Mo.

But the crazy duo will not simply let go of the opportunity to bully the rabbit and complain about its owner.

One time, Ye Yao had a sudden thought: "Girl, I suddenly remembered that Tutu also passed the door."

Bai Maomao turned to look at him warily.

"So what?" Mr. Fei said disapprovingly.

"Then he is your father." Ye Yao said with a smile.

Mr. Fei took a sip of tea and looked at Ye Yao foolishly.And Bai Maomao fell directly from the chair.

"Girl, although he is not your real father, he will love you just like your real father." Ye Yao began to cry dryly.

Bai Maomao was shocked, Mr. Fei was shocked!

Mr. Mo calmly said, "Then where is my Fei Fei's father?"

Ye Yao froze for a moment and blinked his eyes.Bai Maomao and Mr. Fei also stared at him.

"I'm a lifeless one, how do I know where he went?" Ye Yao began to howl again, "Daughter, I worked so hard to raise you for my mother, don't you even let me look for the second spring?" Mother's life is so hard, you unfilial..."

Mr. Mo rubbed his forehead and said to Bai Maomao: "Master Taishan, I will entrust you to my mother-in-law from now on, please let him stop being so noisy."

Ye Yao was shocked, Bai Maomao was shocked, and Mr. Fei was shocked!

As the saying goes, one thing conquers another, Mr. Mo quickly became Bai Maomao's latest idol!

Thus, Ye Yao's tragic life began.

"Ye Yao, you can't BLABLA like this, you can't BLABLA like that, this is wrong BLABLA, I want to tell Teacher Mo!"

"Mr. Mo said that if you blabla again, I will blabla..."

Ye Yao was very sad: "Mr. Mo, Mr. Mo, Mr. Xi, Tutu, don't you want me? You are wrong! Mr. Mo is your son-in-law!"

Bai Maomao nodded calmly: "Ye Yao, you sleep on the sofa at night."

The sad Ye Yao rolled on the sofa for a long time, and sent a text message to Mo Yan: Son-in-law, domestic violence!Cold violence makes me sleepless!

Mr. Mo's text message was also very quick: Mother-in-law, please rest in peace, your daughter said that she wants you to cultivate yourself for a while.

Ye Yao deeply realized that there is nothing more vicious than a strict wife.

──The end of the third episode of "Family Family"

Four lychee meat

Bai Maomao has a specialty dish—the famous dish of F city, lychee meat.The lychee meat he made has a moderately sweet and sour taste, and even Mr. Mo, who doesn't like sweets, is full of praise.

Every time Ye Yao bullied Bai Maomao, he would say: "What's so strange about lychee meat, I can do it too! Doesn't it just peel off the lychee shell, take out the lychee meat, remove the core, and then add soy sauce, vinegar, and cooking wine to turn it over?" Fry it."

But every time he finished complaining, he would be ordered to sleep on the sofa by Comrade Bai Maomao, a loyal lover of lychee meat born and bred in F city.It can be seen that complaining is also risky.

On this day, Ye Yao sat down on the sofa after eating dinner, and said to Bai Maomao contentedly: "Tutu, you are really good at cooking that dish."

"Of course!" Bai Maomao said proudly.

Ye Yao was lying on the sofa watching the virtuous Comrade Bai Maomao busy cleaning up the restaurant, so he said, "Tutu, do you want to eat supper tonight?"

"Hey, I want to have a supper just after dinner!" Bai Maomao rolled his eyes at him.

"Hey hey..." Ye Yao laughed, just full of warmth and lust.

Bai Maomao, who came out of the shower at night, saw Ye Yao sitting on the bed smiling strangely.

"What are you laughing at?" Bai Maomao looked at Ye Yao hesitantly, "It seems very, uh, rippling."

"Tutu, do you want supper?" Ye Yao narrowed his eyes.

"No, I'm full for dinner today." Bai Maomao patted his stomach, but felt that the situation was a little bit wrong, so he slipped out the door.

Ye Yao picked up the rabbit and threw it on the bed: "Tutu, what flavor do you like?"

"What, what flavor?" The rabbit kicked its legs on the bed.

"Oh, let me see," Ye Yao took out a dozen things from the pocket of his pajamas, "here, strawberry, orange, grape, eh, there is no lychee flavor?"

Bai Maomao's face quickly turned red, turning into a red rabbit.

"Ye Yao, you, you let me go..."

Ye Yao chuckled: "I don't know how to make lychee meat, but rabbit meat with orange juice... First, clean up the rabbit."

Ye Yao rubbed his chin and started to practice.

"Crazy!" Bai Maomao dodged on the bed.

"Tutu, be good when you are eating supper..." Ye Yao said with a smile, and kissed the rabbit until he started to take off his clothes.

"Then I want to check the rabbit meat," Ye Yao said seriously, lingering on Bai Maomao's body, "The quality is very good."

Ye Yao stroked his back from his back, and gently rubbed Bai Maomao's buttocks, and the moist and hot kiss also slipped from his neck to his chest.Bai Maomao felt so ashamed that his whole body was burning hot. He grabbed Ye Yao's shoulder and could hardly make a sound in embarrassment: "Ye, Ye Yao...don't play anymore..."

"I'm not playing," Ye Yao bit the rabbit's chin sadly, "I have to deal with it next..."

After the gentle caress and moist kisses fell, Bai Maomao could only hold the bed sheet tightly and tighten his legs helplessly.He panted shallowly as if he was about to cry: "Ye, Ye Yao..."

"Don't be afraid, Tutu," Ye Yao whispered in his ear, his warm breath made Bai Maomao tremble slightly, "Here, I will eat you tenderly."

Those hands gently parted Bai Maomao's legs, and held the little rabbit: "Be good, you see your little rabbit is very good."

"Ah..." Bai Maomao gasped and sat up, "Let go, let go!"

"No," Ye Yao rubbed Xiaotu and Xiaoye together, "You want to meet new friends, Xiaotu."

"Hmm..." The rabbit kicked its legs again, "You, you... big bastard..."

"Okay, okay," Ye Yao twitched on Bai Maomao's lips, and took out KY, "Wait for me to smear the seasoning, and we will start making supper..."

The ashamed and angry rabbit bit the bastard's shoulder, but the bastard still hummed a song and started the seasoning activity: "Tutu, does it hurt, is it uncomfortable?"

"Ye, Ye Yao..." the rabbit said tearfully, "I hate you!"

"Oh, you can't!" Someone hugged the rabbit and rubbed his face desperately, "Don't hate me after supper!"

Ye's supper method is very simple. It is to turn a certain rabbit with seasoning over and over again... er, stir-fry?

However, the disobedient supper would pop up occasionally: "Um...hate...hate Ye Yao..."

"I will try my best to make supper, don't hate me..." This is Chef Ye.

"asshole……"

"Supper is better than lychees made by Tutu, chirp!"

"Uh...uh..." The rabbit with a crying voice finally turned into a midnight snack.

After that, for a long time, Bai Maomao never made lychee meat again, and the daughter and son-in-law who came to have a meal thought it was very strange.

Ye Yao blinked, and smiled ripplingly: "He must have been stimulated by my supper-making skills to be willing to give in."

Bai Maomao's ears were red, and he twisted his fingers for a long time: "You, you sleep on the sofa at night!"

──Fanwai [-] "Lychee Meat" is over