Mr. Pink

The cloudy and cloudy spring made Bai Maomao feel that he was also cloudy and cloudy, so he finally decided to accept Ye Yao's suggestion and go for a walk to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon.Oh, the accompanying guest is the editor, and the location is Lakeside Park.

"You seem to be in a bad mood recently?" The editor's brother is very understanding.

Bai Maomao nodded: "Spring depression."

The American editor shrugged: "I've only heard of Spring Sleepiness."

Bai Maomao looked at the peach blossom forest on the other side of the lake, and suddenly said: "Spring should be in love, and spring is a waste of time." Actually, this is Ye Yao's theory.

"Indeed," the editor-in-chief laughed, "what are you looking at?"

Bai Maomao tilted his head, thinking of the peach branches planted in Ye Yao's spring-filled study, and said, "The peach blossoms are all in bloom."

The American editor looked at the silly little white rabbit in a pink T-shirt with his head tilted, and suddenly said, "Xiaomao, you are so cute."

"Huh?" Bai Maomao was frightened.

The editor's brother held his heart together: "Please associate."

"Huh?" Bai Maomao turned pale with shock.

For some reason, at such a pink moment, Bai Maomao spontaneously remembered Ye Yao's magic voice piercing his ears.Everything is so subtle, everything goes without saying.

The warm spring breeze is closing in, and the peach blossoms are blooming.The birds on the branches are in pairs, and the lovers' hearts are blooming.Ahhhhhh, you are more beautiful than flowers, I will never forget you, ahhhhh...

Ahhhhh, stop singing!Bai Maomao covered his ears.

What a wonderful mental replay?

What is cloudy and rainy, cloudy and cloudy?

Spring heart.peach blossom.jealous.Confession.lost.in love.Pink bubbles.baffling.

In short, these are what spring should have.

Although the sunlight in the lakeside park on the weekend is thin, it still feels warm and slightly itchy when it shines on my body.

The editor's brother looked at Bai Maomao and felt that his face was full of peach blossoms, and his heart itched unbearably.Well, that's kind of a bad way to write it.In short, the editor's little brother is like a flower blooming in his heart, while Bai Maomao, who was frightened and stupid, is like a flowing water and a flower in spring.

"Don't, stop joking." Bai Maomao said dryly.

The editor's brother blinked: "I was just so excited for a moment."

"Uh, don't rush at me, I can't swim." Bai Maomao scratched his head.

The editor's heart was frustrated, and he continued to work hard: "Xiaomao, you are so beautiful in my heart, I like everything about you. Really. Even if you like pink, even if you like teddy bears, even if you are sissy .I accept them all, I like them all!"

Next, please watch carefully, this is a tragedy caused by random examples and indiscriminate words.

Although Bai Maomao is thin-skinned, he is definitely a tolerant, kind and caring young man.But a good young man also has a fatal spot, and the editor's little brother stepped on them all, so the little white rabbit turned into a runaway rabbit.

"Who are you calling sissy? I am not a sissy, you are a sissy yourself! Your whole family is a sissy! You were a sissy before you were born, and you became more sissy when you were born, and you became more sissy when you grew up. It's all sissy! I feel deeply sad for your sissy, never see you again, sissy!"

Bai Maomao scolded the above words at a very fast speed in one breath, and burst into tears.

The little brother of the editor was still sitting on the bench by the lake, dizzy for a while, and only echoed in his ears: sissy, sissy, you are a sissy...

In fact, the little brother of the editor is really just giving random examples. He really doesn't know Bai Maomao's secret at all. He is really innocent, wronged and unlucky.But we also really need him to sacrifice himself to advance the plot.Well, thank you, editor-in-chief!

It is said that Bai Maomao ran home in tears all the way, broke in the door, and saw Ye Yao in the living room eating fruit salad and watching TV.

"Yo yo yo, after absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon, it really is extraordinary. Look, the complexion is rosy, the running is also vigorous, and even the eyes are so sharp." Ye Yao still looks like a fool.

Bai Maomao jedi counterattacked: "You spend too much writing on the series and your head is sick."

Ye Yao stood there holding up the fork, "What are you talking about!"

Bai Maomao was a little frightened, but he still gritted his teeth and said, "I said that your head will get sick if you write too many flower series."

Ye Yao laughed loudly: "Tutu, you haven't spoken such a long sentence to me for a week and three days!"

Bai Maomao was speechless, held back for a long time and could only say: "You are sick!" and fled back to the room.

After the runaway rabbit calmed down, he realized that something was wrong.

Haven't you always had a crush on the little brother Meibian?Don't you always hope that there is someone who doesn't mind your own preferences?But the little brother of the editor confessed, but he found an excuse indiscriminately and ran away in a panic.

Why?Bai Maomao lay on the bed and twisted his fingers.Why?Could it be that I have someone I like?

Uh, yes, in fact, I have always liked that person... Ahhh, do I really like that person?

Bai Maomao began to roll over on the bed again, and finally fell to the ground with a "bang" with too much force.He lay on the ground grinning, suddenly feeling sad.

Heaven and earth!

While Bai Maomao was tossing himself, Ye Yao, who was not enlightened, finally keenly discovered that there was a little problem between him and his tenant.

Isn't Bai Maomao always lively and cheerful?Is it something I've done to mess with him lately?Do you want to apologize, does he think I'm annoying?Why?

Hua Huaye, who can't turn his head, didn't turn a corner at all. Maybe the white rabbit regarded his gay friend as gay from the beginning.The attribute of the lovelorn gay is "pursuable", but it's a pity that the white rabbit has never thought that he has silently classified Ye Yao into the category.

Ahhh, why does he hate me?Ye Yao felt extremely hurt, and was actually hated by the cute thing.Failed, too failed!

Do I like him or do I like him or do I like him?

Does he hate me or hate me or hate me?

The minds of the two fools who lived under the same roof took a perfect turn and went in the opposite direction.

That night, the editor's brother received a text message from Bai Maomao: I'm sorry, I lost my temper today.Also, I already have someone I like, so I can't accept you.But still, thank you for liking me =w=

The editor's little brother is rolling on the bed, so cute!He replied excitedly: It doesn't matter, my arms are always open to you, honey! =3=

Bai Maomao twitched the corners of his mouth, and suddenly realized that the little brother Meibian really had a subtle sense of wretchedness when he was not literary.

Although Bai Maomao has lived under the oppression of his mother and sister since he was a child, he is definitely a strong and assertive boy. After fully understanding his own thoughts, he began to make plans.

Plan A, move.

Plan B, confess.

Plan C, consuming.

Plan D, pursue.

Cough, although the plan seems crude, but Bai Maomao is really determined!So he started drawing lots.

After getting an A, Bai Maomao thought, no, escapeism cannot be tolerated!

When he got B, Bai Maomao thought, no, aggressiveness cannot be tolerated!

When I got a C, Bai Maomao thought, no, I can't condone conservatism!

When he got a D, Bai Maomao thought, no, if you deny it, you have no choice.Therefore, Bai Maomao started to make a pursuit plan.

I still remember that on a distant day, two fools discussed the "Battle Plan of Love", and one of the fools said, "First, observe the enemy's situation."

The so-called "know yourself and know the enemy, you will never be imperiled in a hundred battles", so Bai Maomao started the first step of his "battle plan of love".

"Ye Yao Observation Diary"

March [-]

The idiot Ye Yao said: You need to know what type of person he likes, extroverted or introverted, and then move a little closer to that direction.Of course, you can't give up your original character.

So, during the meal, I asked Ye Yao which type of person he likes, and Ye Yao said that he wanted to be cute.When I said I didn't know what the cute department was, Ye Yao just laughed and refused to tell me no matter what.

I went to google, and google said: In a narrow sense, "cute style" mainly includes four types - maid, glasses girl, loli, and ponytail.

I imagined it and decided that neither would work for me because it was just too scary!

March [-]

Ye Yao, a fool, said: You should secretly remember his preferences, and then show them casually, so that people will think that you are very caring.

I haven't found out exactly what Ye Yao's preferences are.All I know is that he likes salad greens with lots of carrots, that he starts with the plate, that he likes lemon-scented hand sanitizer, and that he likes to get jittery.

So I asked him what he likes, and Ye Yao said he likes rabbits.I asked him what he wanted for his birthday and he said he wanted a bunny girl.

I feel very frustrated, the bunny girl is so hard to find, isn't it?

March [-]th

Today I suddenly remembered that Ye Yao has a good friend, so I can go to interview Mr. Fei.

Mr. Fei was very surprised that I liked Ye Yao. The original words were like this: "My God, it's unbelievable that someone would like Ye Yao after knowing his true colors!"

I was surprised by Mr. Fei's reaction. Mr. Fei told me that Ye Yao changed girlfriends very quickly.Because all the girls will get rid of him quickly after they find out that Ye Yao is actually a fluffy, boring, nervous and rabbit-controlling person.I think Ye Yao is really pitiful, but he is actually a very gentle and considerate person.Mr. Fei, a scholarly family, said that Ye Yao has not yet appeared gay, so let me be careful not to hurt each other.

I suddenly felt that the idea of ​​"to be with Ye Yao" might be wrong.Because Ye Yao has always liked girls, his parents also hope that he will have a family soon.

I thought, I was wrong again this time.

So Bai Maomao's "Battle Plan for Love" ran aground after three days of implementation.

Although it is a bit hypocritical, but if Ye Yao is pushed into the "gay attribute" because of his own selfishness, Bai Maomao will feel very disturbed and guilty.In fact, it's not like you like it so much that you will die without the other party, so bear with it, and you will gradually forget it.

In order to celebrate his final great decision, Bai Maomao bought a dozen beers and went home.

"Do you want to make beer duck today?" Ye Yao's eyes lit up.

Bai Maomao was speechless: "Have you ever seen a beer duck made with a dozen beers?"

Ye Yao asked curiously, "Why is that?" Well, he really didn't think about the drunken rabbit.

"I want to drink away my sorrow." Bai Maomao admitted generously.

Ye Yao was startled: "When did you attack Brother Meibian, why didn't you ask me to be your military adviser?"

Bai Maomao pouted: "I won't tell you."

After dinner, Bai Maomao took his beer and prepared to drink away his worries.

Ye Yao blinked and blinked: "Tutu, the weather is cool, let me get you something to eat."

Bai Maomao shook his head: "I'm going to play some soothing music, then drink, take a shower and sleep, don't bother me."

Ye Yao twitched the corners of his mouth: "You still don't forget to take a bath, Mr. Tutu who drowns his worries with wine?"

Bai Maomao waved his hand: "You don't understand, I can't sleep because the bed is too cold. Taking a bath promotes blood circulation, so I can sleep better."

"Okay, okay," Ye Yao waved his hand, "If you feel uncomfortable, tell me."

"Oh, don't worry about it!" Bai Maomao slipped into the room and closed the door.

Ye Yao is an eight-year-old woman who meddles in other people's affairs and worries blindly.Bai Maomao sat behind the door, feeling sore in his heart.

It's all Ye Yao's fault, meddling in other people's business made me feel bad.Bai Maomao comforted himself, I just have nothing to do with gentle people, but Ye Yao is an eighth woman, so I can't like him.

Putting the beer on hand around, in fact, Bai Maomao didn't want to drink at all, but just put on a show, thinking that it would make him feel better.Anyway, I can't say it, I can't be together anyway, anyway, he is just a nosy guy, it's no big deal!

Bai Maomao pretended to be heroic and went to open the beer, but the metal pull ring hurt his nails and cut his hand.

"Oh!" Bai Maomao was depressed.

Ye Yao outside the door was watching TV and thinking about Tutu's recent abnormal behavior, when he heard a howl in the room, Bai Maomao poked his head out pitifully: "Ye Yao, are you okay? "

Ye Yao was amused, and for some reason remembered Fei Yu's call in the afternoon, and smiled meaningfully.

Ye Yao's OK bandages were covered with pink rabbit faces, and Bai Maomao was dumbfounded.

Ye Yao scratched his head: "What kind of OK stretch do boys use? I just bought it because the pattern is cute."

Bai Maomao expressed contempt.

Bai Maomao wrapped herself in a pink rabbit OK wrap, curled her fingers, and grinned in pain.Ye Yao pursed his lips and smiled.

"Hey, don't laugh, it hurts even more from your anger, what are you going to do to compensate me?" Bai Maomao began to quarrel, it was because of this annoying guy himself that he was so unlucky!

Ye Yao blinked: "Isn't it enough for me to accompany you every day? Why, how else should I accompany you?"

Bai Maomao was angry: "Boring, I didn't mean the 'companion'!" Looking at Ye Yao's smiling eyes of Mimi, Bai Maomao felt aggrieved and sad.

"Not angry, not angry." Ye Yao patted Bai Maomao's head.

Bai Maomao patted Bastard Ye's hand away and retreated into the room.Ye Yao stood where he was, and smiled even more happily when he saw the guy running away wearing rabbit slippers.

In fact, at the beginning, I just saw this guy surnamed Bai with a silly baby face and was easy to bully, so I didn't take him very seriously.Gradually, I feel that his character is really cute, hardworking and careless, like a soft and glutinous dumpling, people can't help but want to pinch it.

However, Bai Maomao is actually a sharp-edged guy.He always insists on cleaning the house, cooking and washing dishes, and those unequal overlord terms. If he is not allowed to work, he will stare and say: You can't take advantage of it for nothing.So Ye Yao had no choice but to touch his nose, happily watching that guy bustle about.In this way, there is a feeling of home.

Later, I discovered the secret of this guy, and found out that this guy was stupid and stubborn, and gradually felt a feeling of being close to a friend, which may be more subtle.

The call when he was lost, the silent fireworks on New Year's Eve, the inexplicable alienation, like the intermittent chapters of the story, made Ye Yao feel vaguely wrong, and never thought about anything else, but was interrupted by Mr. Whistleblower to go to strange guesses direction.

The revealed secret, the blurry pink bubbles, the silly feeling, but one can't help but raise the corners of the mouth.Crying with him or watching him smile, there will be a soft and warm feeling in my heart.

Mr. Fei is actually just a fool who gets too excited about gossip.That's what happened.

"Ye Yao, how are you recently?"

"it is good."

"How's Dad, how's Mom, how's Saosao, how's Tutu?"

"Father is good, mother is good, Sao Sao is good, Tutu is not good."

"Why is Bunny bad?"

"Tutu has been ignoring me recently."

"Do you want to know why?"

"why?"

"Come and beg me."

Ye Yao hung up the phone with a snap.But Mr. Fei, who was used to being harassed, was proud of it. It was such a wonderful opportunity to bully Ye Yao, so he continued to call.

"Why did you hang up on me?"

"Hate you."

"Stop disgusting me. Hey, honestly, do you want to know?"

"Go ahead."

"You are hated."

Ye Yao was so depressed, he hung up the phone again with a snap.

It's been a while since I wrote the article, Ye Yao thought about it and felt that something was wrong, so he took out his mobile phone to send a text message to Mr. Mo while worrying.

Ye Yao: My son-in-law, how are you doing recently?

Mo Yan: Good.

Ye Yao: How is Dad, how is Mom, how is Fei Fei?

Mo Yan: Your rabbit likes you.

Ye Yao:?

Mo Yan: This is what Fei Yu wants to express.

Ye Yao: Thank you, my son-in-law, Fei Fei's photo album is in the third-to-last drawer from the left of the old bookcase in the study, you know.

Mo Yan: Happy cooperation.

So Bai Maomao's secret was leaked like this.So Ye Yao began to think seriously while giggling.So Mr. Fei, the counselor, finally stood up and became the spiritual trash can of pure love.

"Are you going to the road of no return?" Mr. Fei wavered.

Ye Yao looked at the sky: "I haven't thought about it yet."

"Then do you like him or don't you like him or don't know if you like him or not?" Mr. Fei said "thank me, I gave you a lot of options".

Ye Yao was silent.Mr. Fei was also silent.

"Actually, I haven't thought about it too much. Whether I like it or not, it's because he is such a person."

"Um."

"Actually, when I see him now, I want to laugh, like a strange sorghum."

"Um."

"So, do I like him or don't like him or I don't know if I like him or not?"

"..."

"Actually, I'm also a little hesitant, you know, I don't want to hurt anyone."

"Um."

"So I don't know what to do. Hey, I'm acting so disgusting, why don't you comment?"

"Um."

"Are you falling asleep?"

"Um."

So the two bored guys dozed off, and finally Bai Maomao fell from the sky: "I said you two, if you two openly lie on the lawn of the community and pretend to be dead, you will be surrounded by crowds!"

March is coming to an end in Ye Yao's smirk.

He is really embarrassing by nature, he has no dark conspiracy, he is just hesitant.

Poor Bai Maomao is still struggling between approaching and repelling, pretending to be stupid and moving.

And the damned Mr. Snitch slept on the couch for a week because of his shameful snitching.

The fool's close friend has two dark circles under his eyes because of worry, nervousness and excitement of gossip.

It can be described as an eventful spring.And at the end of spring, Ye Yao's birthday is coming.