Mr. Pink

Chapter 9

Saosao actually hates the name Ye Yao gave herself. It is obviously a male rabbit, how can she have such a coquettish name?Moreover, Ye Yao is a bad guy, he always wants to feed him strange things on a whim, which often makes him suffer from diarrhea, and he often wanders before the gate of hell.

Ye Yao also likes to teach it some strange things, such as dancing, such as playing dead, and even got a collar for it on a whim and went out to walk the rabbit, attracting crowds from the whole community to watch.This kind of tossing king is not enough, and he still wants to introduce to the masses: "This is our family's Sao Sao, and the hobby is to show off..."

Sao Sao's grief and indignation!Because its most beloved Samoyed cast a disdainful look at it, and then went to the side with the golden retriever from the next door to flirt with each other.

The broken-hearted Sao Sao decided to go on a hunger strike to protest, so Ye Yao really forgot about it when he was rushing to write the manuscript, and the sad A Sao drifted past the gate of hell again.

Therefore, compared to Ye Yao, Sao Sao always likes classmate Bai Maomao more often.

Bai Maomao is very kind, Bai Maomao is very gentle, Bai Maomao is patient, Bai Maomao is a big rabbit, a humanoid rabbit, and a rabbit god!Sao Sao, who has been dry for a long time, has infinitely elevated Bai Maomao's status. For him, it doesn't matter even if he runs naked and dances ballet!

Thus, the tragedy caused by being despised by pets was staged on Ye Yao.

The plot moved forward a little bit. In other words, Ye Yao was pressing Bai Maomao on the sofa and kissing until the sky was dark, the sun and the moon were dark, and he didn't realize that a certain coquettish rabbit who was loyal to the rabbit god had been waiting in secret for a long time.

When Ye Yao came to his senses, he felt a burst of heat on his feet, he let go of Bai Maomao, panting slightly: "Why do I feel weird on my feet?"

Bai Maomao looked down, it was okay not to look at it, but all the pink bubbles of "Papapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapa"Bai Maomao laughed so hard that he couldn't stop.

"What's wrong?"

Ye Yao sat up straight and followed Bai Maomao's gaze, his whole body stiffened instantly and his face turned blue.

"Rabbit Meat Hot Pot, Rabbit Meat Hot Pot! Don't stop me, I'm going to eat this bastard today!"

Young Master Ye went berserk.Bai Maomao laughed, clutching his stomach and unable to stand up.

Saosao fled all the way, proudly said: "It's cheap for you, I'm still a child peeing!"

Ye Yao looks at the sky with great sadness and tears.

What a beautiful atmosphere, shouldn't it be that you and I tell each other our hearts, and then roll the sheets and hold the little hands to make a private decision for life?Why did it become like this!

Bai Maomao rubbed his stomach, wiped away the tears from laughing, feeling secretly refreshed, it's all retribution!

"Damn it." Ye Yao stared angrily at Sao Sao who was huddled in the corner.

Bai Maomao finally broke the deadlock: "You'd better take a shower, I'll clean the floor."

Ye Yao took off his wet and smelly socks, and rushed directly into the bathroom on the first floor...

Rabbit God, the little one will protect you to the death!Sao Sao in the corner is full of ambition, with passionate and passionate feelings surging in her heart.

Since renting out the room, Ye Yao rarely came to the bathroom on the first floor.At this moment, he was taking a bath in this familiar bathroom, and his heart was sprouting, and the more he washed, the more rippling.

This is the shampoo for rabbits!Wash, wash, hey, why is it peachy?This is the shower gel for rabbits!Wash, wash, hey, why is it flavored with grapefruit?This is the mouthwash for rabbits!Rinse your mouth, hey, why is it orange flavor?Ye Yao, who was on a day trip to the Tutu bathroom, felt sadly that he was like a mixed fruit juice with the lid on.

"Ye Yao, I brought you the bath towel and pajamas." Bai Maomao's voice came from outside the door.

Mr. Comprehensive Juice stretched out his claws to pick it up, and then began to think, it's time to correct Bai Maomao's strange taste!

After taking a shower, Ye Yao directly passed Bai Maomao and rushed into the kitchen.Bai Maomao was shocked: "What are you doing?"

Ye Yao firmly locked the door: "Wait for me!"

Bai Maomao hugged Sao Sao and stood outside the door in a daze, strange, shouldn't it be time to continue to talk to each other, and then roll the sheets and hold the little hand to make a private decision for life?What is Ye Yao doing?

Bai Maomao looked at the dumb rabbit in his arms who interrupted the development of the plot, and chuckled lightly: "Sao Sao, do you know what Ye Yao is doing?"

The commotion moved my ears, I don't know.

The smile on the corner of Bai Maomao's mouth widened: "He is preparing the ingredients for the rabbit hotpot."

Saosao trembled a bit, Rabbit God, you can't scare me!

As soon as Bai Maomao let go of the shivering Saosao, Ye Yao opened the door.I saw our Ye Yao wearing SpongeBob SquarePants pajamas, with one hand behind his back and the other on his chest, bowing slightly in a very gentlemanly manner, with a peachy smile: "Are you ready?"

Bai Maomao blinked and looked at him stupidly.

Ye Yao took out a rose carved from a carrot from behind, and said softly: "Tutu, I like you, please let us date on the premise of marriage!"

Bai Maomao's face flushed red, but she still looked at him stupidly.

Ye Yao smiled slightly, took out the salad dressing and squeezed it on the carrot and rose, and gnawed off half of it in one bite.While chewing with relish, he stretched out his hand and said, "Hey, this half is for you."

Bai Maomao foolishly took only half of the token of love left.

Ye Yao patted him on the shoulder: "Drink carrot juice from now on, don't drink mixed fruit juice."

Bai Maomao didn't speak, and began to nibble on his carrot and rose in small bites.

Ye Yao rubbed his hair, nodded and said, "It's so cute." Then he couldn't help but give a "boo" to the cute and cute little white rabbit.

After Bai Maomao finished eating his rose, he raised his head and said to Ye Yao, "Since you have eaten it, if you go back on your word in the future, the carrot god will punish you."

Ye Yao=口=, asked: "How to punish?"

Bai Maomao narrowed his eyes: "From now on, you won't be able to eat vegetable salad with carrots."

Ye Yao held his heart together: "Oh, Tutu, you have hit my dead point."

Bai Maomao smirked, and then he said softly: "Ye Yao, I like you too..."

Sao Sao in the corner is very sad now.

Rabbit God, why did you throw yourself into the trap like this?Then I'm going to be made into a rabbit meat hot pot for nothing!However, it turned out that it was a confession, and it looked delicious.

Silly rabbit, not all confessions have carrots in salad dressing!

The confession has been confessed, and the kiss is over.As a result, Ye Yao and Bai Maomao said goodnight to each other, and went back to their rooms very calmly.

Ye Yao hummed and happily ran back to the upstairs bedroom. He opened the bedroom door with a "click", threw himself on the bed, and rolled around.At this moment, he has degenerated to the level of the little white rabbit.When he finally stopped stupidly, Ye Yao took out his mobile phone and called Mr. Fei.

"Why?" Mr. Fei dragged his voice, with a disturbed tone.

"Confession, confession." Ye Yao was excited.

Mr. Fei said in great embarrassment, "I'm not interested in you."

Ye Yao didn't bother to pay attention to Mr. Fei's boredom, and just continued to get nervous: "Confess, confess, I confessed to Tutu."

"Oh," Mr. Fei became interested now, and he smiled, "How did he reject you?"

Ye Yao smirked: "He accepted me happily."

"Then congratulations that you don't have to be alone anymore." Mr. Fei smirked.

Only then did Ye Yao realize: "Hey, that's not right, I'm still guarding the empty boudoir alone."

Hearing that Ye Yao was taken in, Mr. Fei laughed: "Then let's live together."

Ye Yao was also excited: "Let's live together..."

Mr. Fei was so happy on the other end of the phone that he was so happy that people in love are easy to be stupid.Ye Yao has become the No. [-] fool.

Bai Maomao, who returned to the room, was not idle either. He was stunned for a while, giggled for a while, and then remembered to call his sister to report the progress.Because it was never possible to talk back to the second sister, Bai Maomao felt that he should call the eldest sister first.

"How about it, failed?" The phone was connected, but it was the second sister who answered.

"No, no failure," Bai Maomao hesitated twice, "We're dating."

"Well," the second sister of the Bai family snorted coldly, "If all the seduction fails, then you are a disgrace to the Bai family, and you should commit suicide by apologizing."

Bai Maomao blushed and twitched the corners of her mouth. Would it be a disgrace to the Bai family if she failed to seduce a man?On the other end of the phone, I heard the eldest sister of the Bai family reprimanding, "It's not serious or serious", and now the phone has changed hands.

"How is it going?" asked the eldest sister of the Bai family.

Bai Maomao said sweetly and shyly, "He confessed to me."

"Oh, it's disgusting, don't use that tone." The eldest sister of the Bai family couldn't take it anymore, and the phone changed hands again.

Bai Maomao was taken aback for a while, and then heard the second sister of the Bai family over there say: "Then do you live in the same room?"

"Hey, why do you want to live in the same room?" Bai Maomao asked stupidly.

Big Sister Bai gave Qing Tian a thunderbolt and said, "Living together."

"Huh?" Bai Maomao really didn't think about that, he stammered, "This, this, let's talk..."

"Let's talk again," the second sister of the Bai family hated that iron could not be made into steel, why is this younger brother always acting stupid, "then do you know how to do it?"

"Do, do, do what?" Bai Maomao blushed again, refusing to think about that.

The eldest sister of the Bai family is very open-minded: "Go and get a few more 'action movies' to study and study, don't hurt yourself."

"Oh, I won't tell you." Bai Maomao was frightened by his aggressive sisters, and hung up the phone directly.

Action, action movie?Bai Maomao swallowed, glanced at his computer, and buried his head under the quilt again.Big Fool II was born.

Early the next morning, Big Fool No. [-] meets Big Fool No. [-], and the giant panda meets the little panda.

Let's live together, let's live together... The giant panda thought.

Action movie, action movie, action movie... Little Panda thought.

The two fools looked at each other and smiled, thinking about it.

Thus, two fools immersed in love began their foolish career.

Ever since Bai Maomao was fooled by his sister's thunder from the blue sky, he really thought about the issue of "action movies".

As I said a long time ago, Bai Maomao was not the young man of Bai Lianhua, and it's not like he hasn't seen "action movies".But the crux of the problem is that classmate Bai Maomao has always been in charge of watching, not downloading, so the silly Bai Maomao was stumped.

If you ask your sister about this kind of thing, you will be laughed at. It is too embarrassing to ask Ye Yao, and it is not appropriate to ask Mr. Fei. Mr. Mo is terrible.As a result, there is only one friend left who can talk about this topic in City X—the cannon fodder Meibian brother.

Speaking of which, the little editor of the editor has actually noticed Bai Maomao's ecstasy and pink bubbles these days, and the guy who can giggle while eating is either mentally ill or in love.

So the little brother of the editor was very sad and heartbroken, and it didn't help if the glass heart was broken all over the place.When Luohua intentionally flows ruthlessly, everyone still has to get used to sweeping the glass heart and sticking it back.On this day, the editor-in-chief met with Bai Maomao holding his glass heart glued together with all-purpose glue.

"Xiaomao, you are in a good mood recently." The editor's brother said sourly.

The fool Bai Maomao nodded blankly: "It's pretty good."

The little editor covered his heart.

"What's wrong with you?" Bai Maomao was startled.

"No," the editor said with difficulty, "it's just that it hurt a little bit."

"Oh," Bai Maomao shrugged, "the sudden pain may be intercostal neuralgia."

The little brother of the editor was stunned, rubbed his chest, and said to himself, "Did you come to me for something?"

"No, it's nothing." Bai Maomao blushed suddenly, then lowered his head and twisted his fingers.

So cute, so cute, so cute!The editor's heart was screaming wildly, but he could only say sadly: "Is there any difficulty?"

Bai Maomao went all out: "Do you have any action movies?"

The American editor was silly: "What action movie?"

"That kind of action movie." Bai Maomao continued to blush.

The little brother of the editor came to his senses, and the glass heart was in unbearable pain again, he said sourly: "Xiaomao, you dated someone else, and you didn't tell me."

"Oh, you don't know that person well." Bai Maomao felt embarrassed.

"Who?" The editor gritted his teeth, waiting for Bai Maomao to say the name.

"Ye Yao, do you know him? It's the Bianzheng, the one I was responsible for urging the draft."

The editor's brother gritted his teeth: "Why don't you know me, my senior!"

"What?" Bai Maomao was stunned.

The editor's brother said word by word: "Ye Yao, my senior, we graduated from the same art school."

Bai Maomao was stunned for a moment, then ran away.

It is said that after being reminded by Mr. Fei, Ye Yao also began to consider the issue of cohabitation.

If Bai Maomao moves here in the future, he won't be able to sleep in the study.That's right, sleeping in the same bed with Bai Maomao is probably the same as sleeping in the same bed with mixed fruit juice, right?Ever dreamed of a tropical vacation?

Just as Ye Yao was thinking wildly, his cell phone rang.

There are not many people who know this private mobile phone number, so Ye Yao quickly picked it up: "Yo, junior, what's wrong?"

The editor on the other end of the phone gloated: "Xiaomao came to see me today and asked me if I had an 'action movie'."

"Action movie?" Ye Yao was stunned for a moment, but when he understood, he laughed.

The editor's brother continued to say sadly: "But after he knew you were my senior, he ran away."

"What's wrong?" Ye Yao asked strangely.

The editor's brother smirked: "Probably because you never told him about your past?"

"Huh?"

"Actually, I still care about it. When you are in love, there is always the feeling of wanting to understand each other."

Ye Yao said angrily, "Didn't I ask you to take good care of him? That's how you take care of him?"

The editor's brother was also very upset: "Whoever let you take away my cute rabbit, you deserve it."

"I want you to take care of him, not to like him!"

"Anyway, I already like him, what do you think of me?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, I'm so mad at you!" Ye Yao pressed the button and hung up.

Ye Yao is very distressed now, he was completely dazzled, and he forgot that Bai Maomao actually cared about their lack of mutual understanding.This is a miserable situation, will Bai Maomao be very unhappy?Will you squat in a corner again to comfort yourself to be patient?

Ye Yao was worried all afternoon, and he forgot all about living together.

In the evening, Bai Maomao came back, and he still used SpongeBob SquarePants' reusable bags to buy vegetables, but his face was a little listless.

"Tutu has worked hard." Ye Yao and Sao Sao lined up to welcome them.

"Ah." Bai Maomao nodded.

Ye Yao was downcast.

During the dinner, Bai Maomao's mood did not improve, and Ye Yao was in a hurry, but there was no way, Ye Yao didn't know where the breakthrough was.After tidying up the bowls and chopsticks, he took the fruit plate to the living room, and saw on the coffee table a dozen of beers left over from the last time a certain silly rabbit drank to drink away his worries.

"Hey, what's the matter, are you going to drink again?" Ye Yao asked with a smile.

Bai Maomao looked at him with bright eyes: "Ye Yao, let's talk about life after hot pot again."

Ye Yao squinted his peach blossom eyes and pretended to look around: "But there is no hot pot."

Bai Maomao said boldly: "It's okay, as long as there is wine!"

"Okay then." Ye Yao rubbed Bai Maomao's head and smiled fondly.

In fact, who can fully understand each other?The desire to know each other, just to be closer to each other.

What kind of person were you?What kind of dreams and setbacks have you had, and what kind of person do you hope to become?I want to know everything about you.I want to be close to you, close to you...

It's all about love.

In the end, the two people who were drunk completely forgot about the topic of "action movies".In short, there are only serious discussions on love issues triggered by action movies and the review of the first half of the two people's lives.

Barely solving the problem of "action movies", Ye Yao's enthusiasm for "living together" is burning again.Bai Maomao was so nervous that he didn't realize it at all, he just did what he should do every day.

"Tutu, you watch this TV series, the male lead and the female lead are the last..." Ye Yao replied with a look at Bai Bai Mao Mao.

"We've dated." Dabai Maomao followed the good advice.

Ye Yao shook his head: "Another word."

"Together." Daibai Maomao replied.

"No, no." Ye Yao shook his head again.

Dabai Maomao scratched his head: "What is that? I don't know."

"We're living together." Ye Yao's eyes lit up.

"Oh, we just live together." Bai Maomao shrugged.

"Then we..." Ye Yao tried to persuade.

Bai Maomao smiled: "Anyway, we've been 'living together' for a long time."

Ye Yao was defeated. It seems that there is still a gap between "cohabitation" and "same bed in the same room".

Ye Yao has an advantage, that is, the more frustrated he becomes, the more courageous he becomes.When having dinner one day, Ye Yao was ready to make persistent efforts.

"Tutu, do you want to move to the second floor?" Ye Yao asked casually.

Bai Maomao wondered, "I don't want to, what's wrong?"

Ye Yao cried silently in his heart: "Why don't you want to?"

Bai Maomao frowned: "I'm used to living on the first floor, and it's very troublesome to walk up the stairs."

Ye Yao opened his mouth, and suddenly found that he couldn't say anything.

For the third time, Ye Yao decided to get straight to the point: "The rabbit in Bai Maomao's house is so soft, and the two eyes are so beautiful, if you sleep, don't sleep downstairs, you must come to the second floor, bring your clothes, and take your clothes with you." Follow your Xiong Xiong, come live on the second floor..."

Bai Maomao blushed.

Ye Yao held his heart together: "Tutu, do you understand? Move to my room!"

Bai Maomao held back and held back, and finally succeeded: "Hahahahaha, Ye Yao, how can you sing this song out of tune? Hahaha..."

The core of Ye Yaoge's reputation lies in his thick skin. At this moment, he is still persevering in saying: "Tutu, do you understand or do you understand or do you understand?"

Bai Maomao nodded: "I understand, if you want to sub-rent again, just say so."

Ye Yao covered his chest and vomited blood.

Ye Yao, who can't be beaten to death, will never let it go, so he finally decided to be concise and clear.

On this day, Bai Maomao had just stepped into the house when he saw Ye Yao standing in the living room with a stern gaze.

"What's wrong?" Bai Maomao sat in the porch and took off his shoes.

Ye Yao directly half-kneeled beside him: "Tutu, please move to my bedroom and live together, formal cohabitation."

"Oh, okay." Bai Maomao patted Ye Yao's head with a smile, and went straight to the kitchen.

"Eh, that's it?" Ye Yao petrified on the spot.

After chasing to the kitchen, Bai Maomao was still washing and cooking rice as usual.Ye Yao asked a little stupidly: "Don't you think about it?"

"Do you want to do it all over again?" Bai Maomao looked back at him, then put down the things in his hands and meditated. Ten seconds later, he washed the rice and said, "Okay."

Ye Yao suddenly didn't know what to say, and finally he yelled angrily, "Say, tell me, who brought you down? I'm going to kill him!"

Bai Maomao blinked, lowered his head, smiled without saying a word.

So after dinner that day, Ye Yao rushed to help Bai Maomao pack his luggage.

The beginning is good, but the process is sad.

"Tutu, this dress is so cute, I've never seen you wear it before."

"Hey, Bunny, is this your photo album? Ah, I want to see Xiaotu!"

"Are you bringing your classmate records with you? Which one is a heartless man? I'll make a doll and paste his photo on it..."

In the end, Ye Yao was deported.

Well, in short, cohabitation is nothing more than two people who have been living together moving to the same room and the same bed, and it is still as beautiful as spring.

For example, on the first night, Ye Yao was kicked out of bed; on the second night, Ye Yao was woken up by a right uppercut; on the third night, Ye Yao was woken up by cold.There is no beautiful embrace and lingering love at all.

Bai Maomao's morning call every morning is: "Ah, I'm sorry, Ye Yao."

Ye Yao always had dark circles under his eyes: "It's okay, just get used to it slowly."

"You know, I only have two older sisters, so I have been sleeping alone since I was a child."

"Yes, I know."

"So, sleeping movements may be too casual..."

"Well, you are not casual, are you a Wilder?"

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'd better move back downstairs..."

"Don't, don't, you just need to make a little progress towards the Graceful School, I can bear it!"

"Ye Yao, you are so kind..."

Saosao expressed strong contempt for the above dialogue, Rabbit God, you should not compromise, you should do something more powerful!

So, is the merit and virtue consummated?Stepping on the tail of spring, finally did not waste the season of love.Every day I love you more.

But neither Silly Peach Blossom nor Dumb Rabbit expected that an accident would come before spring had passed.

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