marriage with god

Suddenly there was a naked man in the house, still feeling uncomfortable, Lu Qi had a headache and hugged the little Hello who buried his head in his arms, what should he sing now?

The red-eyed tiger stared at Andrew, who was trying to shrink himself, and Lu Qi suspected that those red pupils would burst into flames.

The red-eyed man was sitting on the chair opposite Lu Qi with Guanghao's white thighs folded. A certain part of his lower body was not covered tightly enough, and it was faintly visible. There was a reddish palm print on his white left buttock.

Fortunately, all of you here are men, and everyone didn't think too much about it. It's just that the picture is a bit unsightly. Lu Qi dare not pluck the hair on the tiger's mouth.

Originally, this fiery summer has become extremely shady when it comes to Luqi, and the atmosphere at this time can also be said to be very strange, but there must always be someone to break the silence at this moment.

For example: "Pfft..."

The sound came from Andrew who was standing next to Haki. The latter's figure that he wanted to shrink was gradually enlarged. Lu Qi turned his head away to look at Andrew's embarrassed face. How could this simple teacher who is always gentle and elegant To be able to burst out such an undignified breath in this tense and mysterious moment.

Andrew stood there in embarrassment with red cheeks, because Haki, who was gradually elongated, quietly moved to Lu Qi's side after he made the sound from his buttocks. Haki was sympathetic to his teacher Andrew. , but a good man who clearly taught others not to fart in front of others, actually did such an unkind thing, the eldest brother said that teachers can set an example.

Probably from today onwards Haki will change his mind about Andrew, this fart really came at an inopportune time.

The person who regretted the most was probably Andrew. He realized that he was more naked than the white tiger that suddenly turned into a human. Those red eyes seemed to swallow him up. Andrew's fingers were trembling. In fear, he is now trembling even standing up.When Andrew lived in the main city, he often saw the monster race, but the difference was that the monster race appeared in front of people in the appearance of human beings. Although the ears and hair colors were different, he had never seen the monster race change. body, and now he is so frightened that half his life is about to be taken away.

The red-eyed handsome man glared at Andrew angrily, looked at him with disdain and scolded: "Weak human, why are you shaking!"

Apparently, the other party didn't take Andrew's farting in front of him seriously, but only took contempt in his eyes. The gentle and elegant image of Andrew would never exist in the white tiger's mind.

Poor Andrew is trembling even more like autumn leaves now. His body that has just grown some flesh is still a little thin at first glance. Standing there, he looks as pitiful as possible, his delicate face is wrinkled. Like an 80-year-old grandma, her eyes are full of hurt and innocence.

Lu Qi sat aside and looked at the poor and hateful Andrew, feeling deep sympathy. As the master of the house, he still had some things to clarify, and he also wanted to help his companions.

"Mr. Baihu, did you just say you wanted to live in my house?"

Lu Qi quickly returned to his usual expression of talking and laughing, and Bai Hu also focused on Lu Qi who was not afraid of him, squinting at him carefully, if this person hadn't spoken just now, he would still be clutching his fur Sitting on the ground, and the human who made him suddenly take human form made him very angry.

"My name is Banello, don't call me Mr. White Tiger," Banello seemed to hate this title very much, and he continued, emphatically: "Also, I live here to protect you." The God Seed is definitely not for cheating food and drinking!"

Lu Qi looked at him with the corners of his mouth twitching, don't you have 300 taels of silver here?

It can be seen how simple this Banello is.

Clearing his throat, Lu Qi smiled a bit awkwardly, but first he asked Ha Qi to find a suit of clothes that Banello could wear at home. It is actually very impolite to talk to a naked person like this, especially It was because he was afraid that the other party would turn into a tiger and eat him as food.

Haji didn't suspect that Banello was not of the same kind as Anada, and he didn't know where Stupid Fox was or what he was doing.

Lu Qi asked Ha Qi to give the clothes to Banello, and then asked him to enter the room to change clothes. Banello didn't want to wear them. He usually didn't wear cloth clothes when he was in the big forest, even if he turned into a human occasionally. No other companion told him to wear it when walking in the forest.

The villagers outside didn't know that the tiger demon just now had turned into a human and appeared in front of everyone. Lu Qi's warm words coaxed Banello into a daze.

Lu Qi smiled and persuaded: "Mr. Banello, we have to wear clothes here. This is our custom. If you don't wear clothes, you will be regarded as the most stupid and stupid person, and the villagers will take shit. Broom to drive the man out of the village, Mr. Panelo is so clever..."

When Banello heard that he was praised, his tail almost stretched out. He obediently followed Haki into the room to get dressed. Haki thought he could wear it himself, so he closed the door and sat in the hall to comfort him. Andrew, who didn't say a word.

Ha Qi lowered his voice and said next to Andrew's ear: "Mr. Andrew, that tiger demon will not harm anyone. You see, he is so stupid. I think he may not even be able to wear clothes... "Maybe it will be a word.

Lu Qi glanced at Ha Qi, then looked at the closed door of the room, afraid that what he said just now would be overheard by the tiger demon inside, and warned: "Ha Qi, be careful, that big guy is not going to leave now. "

Banello's willingness to stay made Lu Qi suffer, and Harrow added to him: "Brother, does that beautiful Brother Hu want to stay at our house and help?"

Like the knowledgeable teacher Andrew, Harrow raised his innocent face and asked Lu Qi. He was still a child who had not been affected by Banelo's temper just now, and his face was so hot that he was powdered.

Lu Qi gently pinched his small face, and said, "Maybe Brother Banello will stay at our house for a while, and Harrow needs to be polite, you know?"

Although he didn't know whether Banello's reason was valid or not, he only knew that Sirzi said that there were spirit beads in his body, and what kind of gods Banello said. Is there any relationship between the two?

Harrow nodded heavily: "I will try my best to learn from Mr. Andrew, and be as polite as Mr. Andrew."

Andrew's face turned red when he was praised by the children, and he was still worried about the fart that he was nervous and frightened just now. Lu Qi stood up and patted him on the shoulder, and comforted him with earnest words: "Don't think too much. , this kind of thing is normal, but it happens in inappropriate occasions, don't pay too much attention to it."

Andrew's embarrassing expression relaxed slightly, and he nodded: "I know, I was just scared by that tiger."

"Just get used to it." Lu Qi felt that he had already begun to get used to this continent, and Andrew, who was born in this continent, had a harder time adapting than him, so it was difficult for him to explain.

Andrew, who had just breathed a sigh of relief, was about to sit down and drink a glass of water. Before his lips touched the rim of the glass, there was an angry roar from the room that Panelo had entered: "That stupid human being, come in and help me put on this strange dress." rags!"

Lu Qi almost sprayed water on the ground, Andrew frowned tightly, and his expression turned into a pitiful look again.

Everyone, including Harrow, knew who the stupid human being that Tiger Roared was, and the three brothers looked directly at Andrew with sympathetic eyes.

Lu Qi continued to pat him on the shoulder and said, "Brother, you have worked hard, I never thought that tiger would have a soft spot for you."

Andrew, who looked like a strong man gone and never returned, poured water in the glass, wiped the wet corner of his mouth with his sleeve, and said, "I'm going!"

Lu Qi's three brothers waved behind him: "Comrade, go early and return early."

In fact, it's just a door away.

After a while, the three brothers standing in the outer hall heard the yells and a series of angry curses from inside. The corners of Lu Qi and Ha Qi's mouths twitched, thinking that Banello was wearing clothes. It's too big, but his string of human languages ​​is really good.

It seems that those names and principles have also been proved, learning a language should start with foul language...

Andrew is so pitiful, he just touched the furry buttocks of a certain tiger, wondering whether he was strangled or beaten, whether he would be killed, this is what Lu Qi was worried about He felt his flesh ache when he heard that voice.

"Brother, Mr. Andrew, are you okay? Shall we go in and have a look?" Haki was also very worried and couldn't help but look inside.

Lu Qi dragged the two younger brothers to the small yard, and said to them: "Andre will be fine, he has his own measure."

Ha Qi thought for a while and replied: "The teacher has a measure, but that tiger has no measure..."

Lu Qi made a booing gesture: "Let's go clean the chicken farm, oh, yes, we haven't fed the chickens at noon, and the clothes hanging out this morning seem to be dry, Ha Qi will go and put them away, and wait for the heat to dissipate." Take it back to the house, hello, your little rabbit hasn't been fed the radish leaves yet..."

So the three brothers dispersed to work like this. As for the appearance of the two people in the room, let's put it aside for the time being. It's not that Lu Qi doesn't have the love of his compatriots, but that he is really powerless.

In the evening, Lu Qi cooked a table of delicious food to welcome the new member Banello.

Andrew didn't seem to be physically hurt, but judging by his expression, he must have been traumatized mentally. Lu Qi and Hu Qi had no choice but to pat him on the shoulder to express comfort, and Harrow also joined in the fun and sent him a comforting light on the cheek. kiss.

Panelo was very full at dinner, and after taking a bath, he asked to share the same room with Andrew. As for the reason, it is better not to guess.

Everyone looked sympathetically at Andrew, who was holding on to the doors of other people's rooms and was unwilling to return to his own room. Finally, the door closed to isolate him. Anyway, Banello would not eat him, and no one would die. Lu Qi was relieved.

After a day of exhaustion, Lu Qi didn't lie down and go to sleep. The summer night was still quite hot, so he still slept shirtless, with only a pair of shorts underneath.

Not surprisingly, as soon as he lay down shirtless, that little man would come out of his body with a small and soft voice: "Father."

What a polite child, Lu Qi put him in front of his chest, put one hand on the back of his head, looked at the little guy's small face, Lu Qi grinned softly and said, "Is the baby not sleeping?"

The little baby crawled from Lu Qi's chest to his collarbone, and then crawled back to the original position with his buttocks up and sat upright, poking his little finger with his head down and poking his little mouth, and said, "Baby wants to play with Daddy. "

Seeing his aggrieved appearance, Lu Qi felt inexplicably sour in his heart, so he said softly: "Of course Dad will play with the baby, but the baby must sleep well to be a good child."

The little guy kicked his short legs reluctantly, and pouted, "Baby is always good." He continued to kick his short legs.

Little people also have emotions, Lu Qi chuckled and asked, "Why does the baby call me daddy?"

The little man blinked his big black eyes, and replied sweetly: "Because you are the father."

Lu Qi thought that the child's thoughts were simple, so he didn't care, and then asked: "Then the baby doesn't want mother?"

He already felt that it was unbelievable for the little guy to appear in his body. Would it be too profound to ask this question now?

Obviously Lu Qi's thinking is not consistent with that of the little man. He saw the little guy rolling on his chest, and happily patted his little palm: "Dad, baby misses mom, does dad also miss mom?"

Lu Qi choked: "...I thought about it."

He wondered who was the baby's mother.

The little man tilted his head and looked at Lu Qi and said happily: "The baby wants to ask mommy to sleep with daddy, the baby wants to grow up!"

Lu Qi choked again: "..."

Does a 'mother' really exist?

Lu Qi became curious, but of course he didn't take the little man's words to heart.

The time for the baby to come out should not be too long. After 10 minutes, the baby would return to Lu Qi, and Lu Qi was so tired that he fell asleep.

I thought in my dream: what does the baby grow up to do with sleeping with mom and dad...