[ABO] Mr. Zhou, something is wrong with you

"Hey, here is your payment." A middle-aged woman with short hair across the face smiled and took out a thick envelope from the drawer, "This time our editor-in-chief is very satisfied, and even praised me, saying that I have vision." .”

Pei Yu just smiled, thanked her, and then took the envelope and put it in her backpack.

"You look so young, I can't tell you are over 30 at all." The editor sighed, bent down to tease the little oranges on his fingers, "When you grow up, your father will definitely look like Er Ten."

Xiao Chengzi opened her eyes wide, pulled her fingers out of her mouth, and waved her fleshy arms to hug her.

The soft and cute baby made everyone in the editorial department cute, and several young men and women crowded around to tease Xiao Chengzi.

Little Chengzi is not afraid, and occasionally makes a few weird squawks.

"He hasn't reached the age to be afraid of people, and he can't look at it like this when he is one year old." Pei Yu said.

"Sure enough, I'm experienced. It's almost done. I like to give birth to myself." She stretched out her hand and shooed away the group of people who took the opportunity to fish in troubled waters, and called Pei Yu to the side, "Now I still have a book in my hand." , it’s an autobiography, the translation is not difficult, but the remuneration given by the other party is good. The person is very nice. I let the English translation be translated into Japanese and Western, and the English translation is given to the little nephew of the editor-in-chief. There is no way, please. It’s the Japanese version, do you want to consider accepting it?” After speaking, he gave him a number.

Of course he would take up a job, and he couldn't wait to ask for it.It's just that this editor has only known him for a few months, and he hasn't had much contact with him except for work. The other party just takes care of him.

"It's not that I deliberately wanted to take care of you. The other party came to you the day before yesterday. It's the end of the year. It's hard to find people. You just came today, and your work ability is more worry-free." Editor Wen brought him the manuscript Shi Shi deliberately whispered, "Be careful, this book, although the author's level is not very good, but the content is still quite inspirational, and if it is finished, in the future, you know, it has a big background."

Pei Yu understood immediately.It is estimated that a celebrity wrote it for himself, and he wanted to publicize his legendary and successful life to all over the world.

"And this, the New Year's Day gift box. Our publishing house distributed them. They are all small things. I can't eat them all by myself. You can take these. There are colorful mochi in it, which children love to eat."

Although it is just a small gift, it is also very warm.

Pei Yu thanked the other party politely.

The manuscript is in a file bag, and the kraft paper only has the title of the book, which is called "The First Half of the Five Sons' Life", and the author is Wan Wu.But it should be just a pseudonym.

When Pei Yu went back that night, he took it apart and looked at it for a while. As a finished book, the shortcomings of this autobiography are numerous. Many of the grammar and words are inappropriate. It can be seen that the person who wrote the book is not proficient in writing. It was written by someone else.

But his job is just translation.

He is just a conversion machine, and he cannot judge whether the original work is good or bad.

It was almost eleven o'clock, and he felt a little sleepy. Zhou Zerui hadn't come back yet.Tonight said it was a small meeting for a dinner, so I called in advance to report.

He closed the book and put it aside, and was about to call to ask when he would be back, when there was a bang.

There was a loud bang at the door.

Pei Yu quickly took the coat and put it on over the pajamas.

Zhou Zerui poked the key for a long time and couldn't get in. He wanted to knock on the door, but he couldn't control his strength and knocked the neighbor on the opposite side first. Gao Guang had to apologize.

When Pei Yu was about to open the door, he heard a strange voice outside: "You don't have to live in such a remote place even if you don't have a place."

Pei Yu stopped his hands, he suddenly felt that it would be strange for him to appear on this side of the door.Although this is his home.

"How far do you go to a studio? I said why you can't see anyone all day long. It takes half a day to come to the office building and half a day to go back. One day happens to be gone. Work is a fart."

Zhou Zerui pushed him: "Go away."

"Go away, I'll go away now, give me the key and I'll open it for you."

Zhou Zerui gripped the key tightly, like a child: "I won't give it to you, mine, my wife gave it to me..."

Gao Guang thought he was drunk and dreaming: "If you don't give it, then you should drive it quickly."

"I won't open it!" Zhou Zerui grabbed his shoulder and said, "You don't know, he is very nice, he feeds me, dresses me, washes my underwear every day, and does everything for me."

"Well, your wife is the most virtuous in the world. I don't know if the daughter-in-law you are looking for is still a nanny."

"Fart you!" said the drunk.

The friend is going crazy: "Okay, I fart, I fart."

Drunk man: "How dare you fart in front of my house!"

Gao Guang: I really want to kill you.

The two of them talked cross talk at the door for a long time.

"Okay, then you can send Zheng Xian to him. He is young and an omega. Let him go. You are not allowed to beat him in your car." He started to babble again.

Another person echoed: "Okay, okay, I know you love him the most, and your team leader spoils me so much, I dare to do anything to him, come in!"

The door finally snapped open.

He turned off the light, just to make his friends think that Zhou Zerui lived alone here, but Zhou Zerui actually wanted someone to come in and sit around, saying: "Everyone is here."

The other party didn't have the same knowledge as a drunk like him: "Send your most precious programmer, it's not enough to serve you, damn, I don't even give you money."

Who wants you to be served by a rough old man.

I have my wife, hehe.

Zhou Zerui supported his head, and just when he was about to turn on the light, a pair of cold hands touched his neck from behind, making him shiver from the ice, and he was mostly sober from the wine.

Turning on the light and looking, he breathed a sigh of relief: "It's you, baby, you scared me to death." Then he opened his arms and gave him a warm hug with the smell of alcohol. Pei Yu kept sniffing the side of her neck, and said fascinatedly, "Daughter-in-law, you smell so sweet."

"Don't bark."

"I didn't bark." The drunk muttered.

"Why are you guilty?" Pei Yu gently pushed him away, and after looking him up and down, he really wanted to take off his coat to see if there was any key evidence covered up inside.

But he felt that his behavior was very inappropriate.Zhou Zerui didn't have a normal relationship with him, and he didn't know whether he was qualified to take care of these matters.

All he knew was that he was uncomfortable right now.

"Where am I guilty?" Zhou Zerui squinted his eyes, and took off his coat crookedly, "I thought there was a female ghost at home."

Pei Yu stared at him.

There is nothing wrong with the bottom of the clothes, but there is something wrong with the clothes themselves.

At least two sizes too small.

No wonder it looks so wrong, how did you wear it back.