I'm really not a writer

Don't you think it's wrong to bring a ten-year-old to experience the adult occasion in advance?

"Oh! Thank you, generous gentleman, hiccup..."

Which drunk is this?Tohsaka Dong turned his gaze and saw the black-clothed boy lying unconscious on the bar counter, with his disheveled hair lining him with an almost morbid beauty.

Isn't this Osamu Dazai!Didn't you go out on a mission?Why are you here!

Gilgamesh frowned.

danger!Dazai is in danger!

With the slight apology that he was going to write "No Longer Human" under the name of Osamu Dazai, Tohsaka Fuyu walked over to save him, "Mr. Dazai, maybe you still remember me?"

"I don't remember, I don't remember, alcohol poisoning is also a good way to die, hehe."

Is this man completely insane?

Tohsaka Dong took out the wine glass in his hand and handed it to the bartender, "I'm sorry, I can't let you drink any more. Alcoholism is not a good way to die. You will first have a headache and fatigue, talk too much when you are excited, and then you will become unconscious , and finally die of convulsions and epileptic seizures, which, IMHO, is not a decent way to die."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

It was hard for him to pretend to be so clear.

The sickly and beautiful boy straightened up, looked at Zhengtai who was sitting on a stool at the bar with his feet not touching the ground, but with an extremely cold and serious expression, and sneered.

Tohsaka Fuyu:?

What's your opinion on my height?

"Oh, that's right." Tohsaka Fuyu raised the corners of his lips viciously, "If you are drunk, there is another way to die, you may fall down in some unknown alley and suffocate to death because no one cleaned up the vomit. "

"I don't need you, a dwarf, to remind me." Osamu Dazai stated in a tone that missed sharks, "You disrupted my plan."

"What's your plan? Do you want to attract the patron with the attitude of a drunk and stumbled boy?" Tohsaka Tosaka said, looking meaningfully at Osamu Dazai, then at Gilgamesh, surrounded by Yingyan The sight stings the eyes.

Tohsaka Dong decided to look back at the sick and beautiful boy to wash his eyes.

"..." Osamu Dazai was speechless. Why did he feel a little regretful that Mori Ogai sent Tohsaka Fuyu away?

It's great that Patriarch Tohsaka can pick him up :)

"What are you here for? Could it be for the Holy Grail?" Tohsaka Tou said bluntly, looking at the bandage wrapped around Dazai Osamu's neck in a daze, and missed Dazai Osamu's dark eyes for a moment.

Tohsaka Fuyu was a little curious about the extent of his injuries. If necessary, he could use an "emergency treatment".

"As a child of the Misan family, you should know what the Holy Grail is, right?" Osamu Dazai asked the bartender for a glass of whiskey, and lightly flicked the ice puck inside, "Even if Mr. Mori didn't know it when he asked you, you should know it now .”

This is an admission in disguise, but why did Osamu Dazai think that he would tell him the information?

"If you can tell me, then I'll offer the price." Osamu Dazai raised three fingers and shook Tohsaka Touyu's eyes.

"3?" Tohsaka Fuyu probed.

Dazai shook his head deeply.

"30?" Tohsaka Fuyu lost his voice, this time Osamu Dazai did not shake his head.

"The Holy Grail is a universal wish-making machine. Only those selected by the Holy Grail can participate in the Holy Grail War. The winner will get the Holy Grail. It can fulfill all wishes." After finishing speaking in one breath, Tohsaka Fuyu looked at Osamu Dazai, and the other party's face was hidden. In the shadows, I can't see the expression clearly.

What's the meaning?Regret?Don't want to give money?

"Will it satisfy my self-shark wish?" Osamu Dazai asked in a low voice.

Tohsaka Fuyu:? ? ?

It's not the same world anymore, Osamu Dazai is still the same Osamu Dazai who frequently commits suicide!

"After all, I was not chosen by the Holy Grail. I don't know about this kind of thing. Remember to transfer the money to my bank card. The account number is..."

Oops!Does the bank card Da Vinci gave him have an account number?

The moment a question arises, the system's light screen automatically unfolds, displaying a number.

"100100286886." Tohsaka Fuyuu recited.

"Don't worry, the money will be transferred in as it is." Dazai Osamu raised a kind smile, as if he wasn't the one who just said that he would use the Holy Grail to satisfy Zisha's wish.

Tohsaka Dong felt relieved, Gilgamesh didn't intend to leave yet, he looked at Dazai Osamu's wine glass in a daze, and felt something was wrong after knowing it.

Aren't Mori Ogai and Dazai Osamu the Mafia?What on earth do they want the Holy Grail for?Could it be that they want to use the Holy Grail to help their organization become the only leader in the world?As the leader of an organization, why didn't he question the authenticity of the role of the Holy Grail?Is it too fast to accept?

Tohsaka Dong turned his head to look at Osamu Dazai who was drinking silently. Although he gave the information about the Holy Grail, he knew that it was basically invalid information because he would destroy the Holy Grail.

You can’t be too da Vinci as a businessman, Tohsaka Dong said: “If you think the information just now is expensive, I can give you a [-]% discount.”

Osamu Dazai:?

No, are you a little too stingy?Is the Tohsaka family so poor?

"There's no need for a discount, it's not much."

Osamu Dazai drank the whiskey in his wine glass. Presumably Tohsaka Fuyu didn't know the specific content of the Holy Grail War. Now that the general situation is clear, there is no point in staying in Fuyuki. He should return to Yokohama.

As soon as he got up, he saw the green-haired Zhengtai, who was still in high spirits just now, slamming his head on the bar counter, snoring lightly and cutely.

Asleep, asleep?

That's right, at his age, no matter how smart he is, he still needs to sleep to grow and replenish energy.

This kind of bar with mixed fish and dragons is not a good place to sleep, maybe someone will catch and sell you if you don't pay attention, not to mention Tohsaka Dong has a good face.

But what does all this have to do with his Dazai.

Osamu Dazai pulled away mercilessly, and the moment he stood up, Gilgamesh, who was surrounded by everyone, raised his eyes and cast a very quick glance at Tohsaka Fuyu's position.

Tohsaka Fuyu slept so soundly that it took a long time after waking up to realize something was wrong.

Didn't he fall asleep in the bar yesterday?How are you in your room now?Could it be that?Everything yesterday was just a dream?

No way?His 30 yen!The gems he sold to Da Vinci!He krypton gold!

Tohsaka Fuyu called out the system panel, clicked on the call, and the remaining 167 Saint Quartz on it told him that yesterday was not a dream.

"Can I see the balance on that card?"

"The system does not have that kind of advanced function, please ask the host to go to the bank to handle QAQ"

You even have the useless function of being cute, why can't you be more useful!

Tohsaka Dong got out of bed to wash, and suddenly realized who brought him back.

It's Gilgamesh...

He didn't kill himself on the way?Why?According to the attitude of the first meeting, even if Gilgamesh sold him directly, he would not be surprised.

In the end, he actually came back well?

After washing his face and getting everything ready, Tohsaka Fuyu put his doubts behind his head and clicked on the summoning interface.

This time, he must be the most European der!

After the familiar card-drawing animation, Tohsaka was staring at the two rows of silver cards in a daze. There was one of the four-star cards, but it was not a follower.

"Didn't you say that the tenth company has a four-star guarantee?"

"That's right, but I didn't say that the bottom line must be a follower."

Furious, Tohsaka Fuyu has gotten used to it :)

Thinking about the good, I've never seen a three-star dress, so it's not a loss.

Tohsaka Winter Opening Dress:

"Red Black Key: The black key thrown by good throwing skills seems to be able to embed objects

Beast of the Waves: It can make the waves surge once, but it is not very useful. "

You also know it's useless? ? ?

"Miracle Seeker: It can increase people's ability to understand theology by 15% within one hour"

Tohsaka Dong was suffocated, and he was sure that the costumes at the beginning of the game were not of this kind.

"what happened?"

"Samsung needs to have a three-star sub. Although it can be equipped, it is generally used as dog food. I hope the host will not rely too much on the three-star dress and actively strive for four stars."

It turns out that your purpose is this!Tohsaka Fuyu's face turned ferocious.

"By the way, the things summoned in the card pool, whether it is heroic spirits or dresses, are disposable for the host as long as they are used for practical use. Heroic spirits can exist for half a month, and dresses can be used for a day. If the host wants to change to other dresses during that day, and the time limit for the previous dress has not expired, it cannot be recycled, and it will be discarded.”

It's his life not to be pissed off by the system.

But what can he do?If you want to survive, you still have to continue to draw cards, you can only hope for more than four stars.

However, when he drained the stones and there was nothing left to draw, Tohsaka Dong finally understood the danger of the card game.

He has only drawn three three-star followers so far, they are Cu Chulainn, Cu Chulainn and Cu Chulainn.

He hates Ireland!

There are a lot of three-star dresses in the warehouse. Needless to say, there are still some useless four-star dresses, but there is no elixir of love.

This damn game, do you think he will just give in like this?

No!Help him up and swipe his card!He can krypton!

In the last ten rounds of the tenth order, Tohsaka Fuyu's eyes were scarlet, he took a deep breath, and pressed the call with trembling hands.

The summoning array flashed white light, followed by golden light rotating from bottom to top.

Tohsaka Dong was stunned, it was the first time he had seen such a vision, could it be that it belonged to Ou... No!Is it the color of kryptonite?

"The Servant Saber, Nero Claudius, came here in response to the summons, um~ It's a good thing you chose Yu! What a knowledgeable magician!"

After the girl in the red skirt with the sword was full of energy, Tohsaka Dong was still silent in the magical reality that the Roman emperor Nero was actually a girl, which was even more nonsense than Zhuge Kongming smoking a cigar.

Immediately afterwards, the runes on the summoning circle turned around again, and the colored light rose from the bottom up.

What?IPL!This special effect is more dazzling than the golden light. Could it be that he is about to become the Emperor of Europe and have the first five-star?

"Hmph ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

There was a burst of tooth-piercing and arrogant laughter, and Tohsaka Dong excitedly looked forward to the servant's full appearance. The voice was quite familiar, and they must be destined enough!

The King of Heroes in golden armor stepped out of the summoning circle.

"You dare to summon this king, your good luck will end here, bastard."

Tohsaka Fuyu: "..."

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why you?