There is always only one truth

I can write a little more or less.The purpose of the exam is not to pass the test, but for everyone to pass it, so as to truly achieve "hello, me, hello everyone".It's just that there is one person in this exam that others can't see him well, and that is Conan.

Conan is taking the paper in front of him with unprecedented seriousness, and his impression of the ninja school is constantly being refreshed.He didn't expect that the difficulty of this paper was so deep and the number of questions was so huge, which aroused his competitive spirit.He glanced quickly first, then decisively gave up a few small questions, concentrated on the big ones with higher scores, and began to answer without thinking.

After handing in the paper, Conan let out a long breath, feeling that his underused brain finally had a chance to turn around, and he felt comfortable, so he simply went to Neji to have a fight to celebrate.

However, Iruka, who was grading papers at this time, was changing the Nth cup that was crushed because he couldn't calm down.Conan's test paper has been specially "added". From the principal to the uncle who sweeps the yard, everyone acquiesces to his behavior.The principal also "accidentally" took pictures of the finale papers for his promotion to Special Jonin and even the top-secret papers for Hokage recruitment in previous years on his desk.Originally, Iruka firmly believed that the approval of Conan's paper would definitely be very fast, because it must be a blank paper except for the name~ However, when he saw the paper that was densely packed with words, he had to call other teachers Take twice as long as the examiner to mark the paper.As a result, the more he criticizes, the more frightened he is, the more he criticizes, the more he regrets, regretting why he had such a difficult time in the first place, which made him even more reluctant to let Sasuke go now...TT

In the end, Conan's paper ended with [-] points (out of [-]), and Haruno Sakura captured the first place in theory.

The results were released the next day, and almost everyone passed the exam, except for the children who did not answer the paper, the teacher had no way to add points except for giving five points for cleanliness.

Conan looked at the list, habitually resting his chin on his hand, and thought: Yesterday he was sure that he was the only one who could pass.Eliminate the impossibility factor (other students also made the answers to his test paper), then it is-the passing line here is very low.Sure enough, one should not expect much from the level of education here.Conan thought and walked away.

The next day's practical test, that is, points.body test.Iruka looked at Conan sadly with panda eyes, and began to invigilate the exam.This time, under the watchful eyes of everyone, Iruka could not give Conan "special care", and Conan passed the exam easily.

When Iruka was in despair, he received a notice from the teacher who led the team. Suddenly, he saw the light, because Sasuke Uchiha's leader of the ninja was the guy with a [-]% rejection rate for newcomers-Kakashi Hatake.

The author has something to say: Because it seems that many children will go to school tomorrow, so I will update it today.

After school starts, I will probably have a weekly update. Everyone is welcome to join us.It doesn’t matter if you want to gain weight, but let me know your existence if you let me out once in a while~

Preview of the next chapter: Sasuke (Conan)'s first kiss will be gone.Prompt word: Classification.

PS.This chapter is sponsored by Arkin, thank you~

12.The dialectic between grouping and first kisses

Conan looked in the mirror for a while, making sure the forehead shield was securely on without affecting his movements.

Conan just didn't understand the function of this forehead protection.It's fine if there is a quick positioning device like a transmitter inside, but this iron guy has no practical use, it only plays an eye-catching role, and the effect is not as good as the big flag of the tour guide.But no matter what, he finally got this graduation certificate, which is his future business license.From this day on, he will call himself a ninja.

Conan looked at the heavy iron sign and couldn't help but imagine what it would be like if his family was still there.

Mikoto's mother would definitely arrange his clothes with a smile, while his father would talk ramblingly. As for Itachi - he would pat his head, but it's a pity that he won't be able to poke his forehead from now on.

Conan supported his forehead, smiling a little lonely.

This day is the day of class division. When Conan arrived, the classroom was already full of noise.He nodded politely to a few people he knew, walked lightly through the "Hundred Flowers", and then saw Naruto by accident.

"Naruto, you graduated too?" Conan looked at Naruto's forehead in amazement, where the forehead guard shone like a frog's white teeth.

"Sasuke, you don't approve of me?" Naruto was a little sad and angry. Sasuke, who had always been his confidant, even suspected him. What does this mean?This shows that his last supporters in Konoha have also defected, that no one recognizes him at all, and that it is useless for him to get this forehead protection... Sasuke usually appreciates his art (that is, graffiti), ah, Actually at this time, he was like those mediocre people with no taste!

Out of the self-esteem of an artist, Naruto couldn't help squatting on the front seat in grief, trying to force Conan to change his mind with cannibalistic eyes.

"It's not like that, Naruto—I'm just amazed at the lower limit of Konoha's education level." Although the second half of the sentence was very soft, Naruto still heard it.So he glared at Conan, the burning flames in his eyes won the demeanor of the Uchiha family.

At this time, a passerby accidentally pushed Naruto, and then tragedy happened——

"Huh?" This is the passer-by who is still confused and is likely to disappear into the sky soon.

"Hey, hey!" This is Naruto soaring in the air with a dog-planing stroke, but still unable to resist gravity.

"Ah—" This is the girls who closed their eyes resignedly, and couldn't help muttering "It would be great if it was Neji".

As the cup goes on—

"Pfft!" Naruto kissed something, the soft touch at the corner of his mouth, and the tangy breath made his nose itch, so he couldn't help forgetting his anger, but devoted himself to—

"Ah!"

Naruto sneezed and said angrily, "Sasuke, what is this?"

"Cat." Conan stood outside the window, leaning on the tree trunk and said innocently.

"I know!" Naruto was furious, "But since you can use Substitution Technique, why don't you change it to something else?"

"I think so too, at least your first kiss should be given to someone, but I don't have enough chakra." Conan said sincerely.

"Hey, you!" Naruto was furious, and rushed to Conan without saying a word.But the girls who woke up from the shock rushed forward, separated the two, and resolutely killed the tragedy in the cradle.

As for that passer-by, a few girls have already pulled him aside to give him a chance to make amends: next time you get along with Zoning, don't carelessly go up for soy sauce.

Conan ended up with Naruto and Haruno Sakura.Conan looked at the excited girl, and vaguely remembered that she seemed to be his number one fan (the information was provided by Douyou, who hadn't appeared for a long time).Conan's belief has always been not to underestimate women. There is Xiaolan in the front, Mikoto in the back, and countless seemingly harmless and innocent female murder suspects in between. He understands that women are powerful creatures.Therefore, he planned to live in harmony with this girl, and if there was any sign of a quarrel, he would immediately keep a distance and resolutely refrain from having a direct conflict with her.Who knows if the other party is another strange girl, so be careful in everything.

When Conan rested his chin on his hand and wandered away, there was almost no one in the classroom.Only Sakura, who secretly imitated Conan's movements, and Naruto, who carried out a new round of artistic transformation in the magazine, were left.

"Really! Why isn't the teacher coming!" Naruto couldn't calm down after painting beards on all the beauties in the magazine. "I'll make a trap!"

Conan took out the scroll without looking up, anyway, he didn't believe that Jonin would be unable to avoid such a trap.

But unfortunately, Conan's expectations for Konoha can only fall below the lower limit again.

With a restless noise, Kakashi sports a colorful new hairstyle that perfectly captures Naruto's art.

(Explain here, because after Conan's unintentional training and teaching, the students of Ilukaban either do not set traps, or they must be serial traps once they are set)

"Haha! You got the trick!" Naruto laughed triumphantly with his hands on his hips.

And Kakashi looked at Naruto like this, and was a little relieved: Naruto is worthy of being the child of Teacher Namikaze, and he can design such a complicated trap without a teacher.Teacher Bofeng, you must be protecting him in heaven.

However, looking at the other two indifferent people, Kakashi couldn't help being angry. They didn't applaud such a wonderful trap?So he narrowed his eyes, stroked his chin and smiled, "My first impression of you...it's quite annoying."

Only then did Conan recover from the shock of "He's a Jonin? Isn't he a courier who goes around?" He looked at Kakashi worriedly and said, "Sensei, put aside what you hate, don't you need to wash your hair first?" ? That paint has solidified ingredients, and it will be set after [-] minutes."

Kakashi: "..."

After everything was sorted out, Kakashi and Conan sat on the roof, ready to start the first meeting of Class Seven.

Kakashi shook his wet hair and said, "Let's introduce myself first. Well, I'll come first. My name is Hatake Kakashi, what I like and what I don't like... I don't want to tell you, my future dream Well...there are many kinds of interests..."

Sakura was dissatisfied: "Doesn't that mean we only know one name?"

Conan couldn't stand Kakashi's expression of "a secret can make a man more manly", so he responded positively: "Hatake Kakashi, [-] years old, graduated from ninja school at the age of [-], and was promoted to Chunin at the age of [-]." , took part in the Third Ninja War, known as the 'Copy Ninja'..."

"That's it," Kakashi said