There is always only one truth

Go to the mountains to collect herbs, and pretend that the rolling stones are the enemy's attack to avoid, even if some stones are so small that even a dragonfly can't knock them out, he can still dodge them.He helped the farmer drive the sheep, designed plan one, and supplementary plan three (the method of letting the pigeons peck to drive away, Conan guaranteed that each sheep entering the pen can only become fatter because of the lumps that were pecked out, and from then on Be obedient and say the same thing).He helped a farm woman take care of the children. In order to test his endurance, he released a long-term illusion, from playing with merry-go-round to bumper cars, from teddy bears to Kamen Rider, he reproduced everything he could think of. I found it again, and it made the children giggle, and they didn't even commit the problem of "fertilizing everywhere" that babies often make.Conan also silently wrote the precautions for infants and young children to test his memory (that thing he learned when helping relatives with children in his previous life).

"Sasuke, you really know how to take care of children." Sakura clasped her hands together, showing admiration.At this moment, Sakura's personality of supporting BG outweighs that of supporting BL. Her mental activities are as follows: Sasuke is so good at coaxing children, she must be blessed to marry him in the future (blush).I must chase Sasuke!If you are close to the water, you get the moon first, and Ningji the sun, you should stand aside!

"Well, these are all recorded in a book. My elder brother learned it to take care of me. In case I have new siblings, I followed suit." Conan lied and never lied. The calmness of the belly draft.

"Oh~" Itachi had such an innocent time, Kakashi felt that he had discovered another secret.Then he took a closer look at Conan's expression, and he was relieved after confirming that his expression was normal: he can mention Itachi calmly, has Sasuke put his hatred aside?What an amazing kid.He patted Conan's head lightly, and said, "After the task is over, you can stay for a while, and I will show you something."

When Conan found a way to exercise himself, Naruto also found a way to realize his self-worth.

"Sasuke Sasuke, look, this is very artistic, right?" That afternoon, Naruto had been busy in the field for a long time, and turned back excitedly, asking about his number one fan.

"I want to say that you are indeed very creative," Conan said with a sigh, "but the aunt who entrusted us doesn't think so."

"You bastard!..." Said Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, and the aunt appeared with her waist in her waist, spraying her saliva in the classic shape of a kettle.

Well, no wonder.Who told Naruto to make crop circles on a whim?If you want someone to appreciate him, at least you have to wait until there is an airplane in this world.

"Naruto, forget it." Conan was quite relieved that Naruto realized the horror of women, patted her on the shoulder, and said: "Naruto, you'd better be quiet, look, your parents gave birth You actually have such, um, unique beards on your face, no matter how artistic you are, you can’t compare to theirs.” Speaking of Fuyue and the others, they are also very artistic, and the “made” Itachi’s face actually has horoscope lines.Pfft, he thought of the schoolbag Mikoto sewed for Itachi again.

"Even you don't understand me." Naruto pouted, feeling the loneliness of an artist.

"Well, by the way, don't you think Kakashi-sensei's mask is not artistic?" Since the morale-damaging method doesn't work, Conan can only use the attention-shifting method, "Why don't you try to pull his mask off and improve it?" How about his image?"

"Hmm..." Naruto rested his chin on his hand, looked at Kakashi who was absent-minded and his facial features were unknown, nodded and said, "That's right!" As he spoke, he pounced on Kakashi.

"Hey! Hey!" The victim lost all sleepiness and resisted.

Conan drew the cross on his chest, his eyes full of pity.Mr. Kakashi, in order to complete the task smoothly, please go all the way on the road of art~

So, at dusk, Kakashi came to Conan in half-naked clothes, pulled Conan, and said without delay: "Let's go!"

Conan stroked his chin and calculated: Judging by the situation, Naruto must have been seriously injured, and he may have to pay the price of a few ribs.If it weren't for him being Kyuubi, Conan should already be on his way to buy a wreath.

They got farther and farther away from the residential area, and came to the woods where Conan trained with Itachi when he was a child.Shuttle among the trees, from time to time you can see the traces left by them when they practiced, Conan can't help but feel a trance feeling of traveling through the sea of ​​time.Next time, I must convince my brother!Conan secretly clenched his fist and swore.

"Teacher, what do you do?" Conan followed Kakashi all the way, asking curiously.

"Sasuke, do you have Sharingan?" Kakashi first asked an irrelevant question.

Conan nodded. Not only did his eyes open, but after the last monthly reading, he found that his eyes had been upgraded again, becoming Sangouyu.If it hadn't been so hard to be hacked into pieces, if it wasn't for being unable to make a statement freely in Yuedu World, he really wanted to do it again, to see if he could open the kaleidoscope directly.

"Okay, then watch carefully, I'm going to teach you an S-rank ninjutsu - Raikiri. You can see more carefully when you open your eyes." Kakashi worried that Conan would encounter the same helpless situation last time , using Leiqie, even if you can't defeat the opponent, such a loud noise can at least serve as a signal flare, which is convenient for nearby companions to support.

"Okay." Conan never objected to learning more ninjutsu.

"Ahem, let me tell you about the background of this ninjutsu first." Kakashi clenched his fist close to his mouth, cleared his throat, and said, "Raikier is a ninjutsu I created myself. The reason why it is called Raikier is because... ..."

"It's because I cut off the relationship with Raiden," Conan replied quickly, seeing Kakashi's expression of saying something more, Conan went on to say, "Because the sound is like a thousand birds chirping, so it is also called 'Thousand Birds'. Bird'. Teacher, let’s get straight to the point.” Conan stopped Kakashi’s possible long-winded speech, and made a "please" gesture.

The corner of Kakashi's mouth twitched, and after thanking him for the mask again, he muttered in his heart: These days there is no human rights, even if the teacher flatters himself a few words, he will be despised...

On this day, Kakashiban received a rare C-level mission: to expel bandits.

At the assembly point, all members of the seventh class saw Conan fully armed—everything from a sword to a thousand books.

"Sasuke, we're just going to deal with some ordinary bandits, and we won't meet ninjas. You don't need to do this, do you?" Naruto was puzzled.

"Believe me," Conan said without turning his head while checking the weapons all over his body, "Our seventh squad definitely has the potential to make C-level tasks into A-level tasks."

"Really?" Naruto's face was full of doubts, and at the same time he was jealous of Conan's handsome equipment.

Facts have proved that anyone who questions the truth will be punished by God.

When the seventh class faced bandits covering the mountains and plains with as many monkey hairs, everyone except Conan vaguely had this awareness.

"Sasuke, your prediction is really accurate." Kakashi expressed the meaning of "crow's mouth" very implicitly, then he smiled and said solemnly, "It's too troublesome to deal with so many opponents one by one, Sasuke, Just use your trick."

"No way, Sensei, that's too cruel!" Naruto exclaimed in shock, not arguing with Kakashi.

"To be tolerant to the enemy is to be cruel to yourself, and this is also a helpless move. And we are located in the valley, which is conducive to Sasuke's unique move." Kakashi said, with a face of priestly compassion.

"Ah? What kind of trick?" Sakura was full of confusion, and quickly looked at Conan, who had the habit of solving puzzles.And Conan was so secretive, he glanced at Sakura and didn't say anything.

"Sakura, stay far away. This technique is an indiscriminate attack, so accidental injury is not good. Also, wear this." Kakashi commanded, then raised his hand, and threw something to Sakura.

"Ah?" After catching it, Sakura glanced at the thing vigilantly, and then asked in confusion, "Why use this?"

"Hurry up and put it on. Sasuke, you can go on now, as long as it is the same as last time, pay attention to the strength, don't be too violent." Kakashi said.

"Sure enough, do you still have to rely on me?" Conan sighed and shrugged helplessly.Then he straightened his expression, took a few steps forward solemnly, coughed a few times, opened his mouth slightly, and unfolded his unique move-singing while several people were covering their ears.

(For the safety of our lives, the live broadcast will not be broadcasted below. In short, the earth is shaking and the mountains are shaking, and because it is in a valley, so the echoes are endless. The bandits feel dizzy and nauseated to varying degrees. In severe cases, they may even leave a lifetime of mental illness. trauma……)

"Huh? Still want to escape?" Seeing someone staggering away, before the seventh class could react, Conan unloaded his load, took aim, and kicked and shot smartly. After a few powerful arcs, all the scattered people Stand still, and immediately fall down on the spot. "All!" Conan snapped his fingers vigorously.

At this time, Kakashi finally came back to his senses and patted Conan's shoulder, and said with a look of unbearable expression: "Hey, Sasuke, this trick still needs to be perfected, and it can't be used casually in the future, you know?" Kakashi turned his hands I braced myself, thinking, although it is not the first time I have seen this trick, it always gives people a refreshing feeling... Should I declare a biochemical weapon for Sasuke, and use it as Konoha's killer weapon in the future?In addition, maybe he should start a joint venture to sell earplugs, after all, it is still a bit tight to buy "Intimate Paradise Collector's Edition" with the current salary.

On the other side, Naruto told Sakura about a previous encounter with lingering fear: "You don't know, Sakura, last time we went to the hot spring together, and then Sasuke started humming, that effect... Anyway, I think Hokage The stone statues on the rock are unbearably opened