There is always only one truth

Feel the violent beating pulse in the sound.Several normal candidates couldn't help lamenting: It seems that it's another day of heartbeat.As for the more abnormal ones, each has its own merits.

Like Naruto, like looking at Venus, he worships Gaara with his eyes—the makeup; Gaara throws the hydrangea of ​​his sight to Sasuke; Describing Sasuke's body; as for Sasuke, after glancing at the death forest as usual, he was interested in the chief examiner this time.

Satisfied with everyone's uneasy reactions, Red Bean was savoring red bean paste and eating red bean-flavored balls.Sasuke couldn't help thinking: Could it be that the examiner's parents knew that the child would like red beans, so they named it like this?That's really forward-looking.In this way, does "Naruto" mean "a blockbuster"?

Thinking of Naruto's epoch-making inventions such as sex and seduction, Sasuke felt a little stomachache. Naruto's parents, for the sake of the world's well-being, it would be better for Naruto to remain silent forever.

But having said that, Sasuke put aside those horrible thoughts, looked at the examiner, and fell into deep thought: Generally speaking, don't girls give up sweets in order to keep fit?Therefore, itachi's preference for meatballs (Sasuke gritted his teeth slightly at the thought of Itachi) would basically not happen to rational women.Likes to eat sweets, referring to the real case of Itachi who has been with him for N years, it should be to relieve the depression in his heart.Combined with the examiner's overly lively character, and based on the truth that everything is reversed at the extreme, it can be boldly assumed that she had some psychological barrier and was caused by being single for too long.From this, it can be deduced: Red beans have been abandoned by people, right? (bingo, the answer is correct, and the person who abandoned her all the time is coveting you)

When Sasuke came back to his senses, it happened to be the scene where Naruto provoked the examiner, and then Hongdou threatened him.

When Hongdou flashed behind the helpless Naruto, smiling and sarcastically, a shadow also covered Hongdou's petite body like a shadow.That person ignored the attack under the red bean's conditioned reflex, and offered the kunai that the red bean had thrown away with his long tongue.

Hongdou smiled, eyes piercing: "Thank you for helping me get it back. But don't stand behind me full of murderous intent, if you don't want to die."

Sasuke observed the man's unbelievably long tongue closely, and couldn't help but sigh inwardly.What kind of person is this?Could it be the offspring of snakes and humans, referred to as transvestites?Well, by the way, this kind of rare research object, I think Dou would be more interested.Sure enough, when he looked sideways, he found that Dou was staring at that strange person intently, probably thinking about where to cut the knife (Du Na saw the idol, and his mood was agitated).

But Sasuke is not a human body collector after all, he just sighed a little, and then decisively came to Hongdou, and pulled Naruto away who was stunned.As he walked, he turned his head and warned: "Naruto, it's fine if it's just graffiti, but if you want to follow the guy just now and do some performance art or something, hmph, then, be careful of me' magic sound piercing your ears" .” After being baptized by the examiners of the two exams, he understood that yes, sometimes appropriate threats are necessary!Really, he should have realized this earlier.

"Huh? 'Performance art'? What is that?" Naruto asked blankly after recovering.

"That's..." Looking at Naruto's sincere eyes, who was seeking solutions, Sasuke had a premonition of digging his own grave.

twenty four.body defense

After sending the consent form to the examinees, Hong Dou grinned and said, "Someone may die in this exam, so I must get your consent first, otherwise I will be responsible, ah ha ha ~ then let me explain the second exam The rules, to put it simply, are challenges to the limit of survival. Let me first explain the terrain of the [-]th exercise field..."

Another field survival training?I remember that it was also in this name to grab the bell before. Could it be that Konoha is short of food? (Yeah, since you came here, since your death physique killed so many labors) But I understand why Izumo gave him the map of the death forest before.

Sasuke looked at the letter of consent in his hand, and frowned dissatisfied: This contract doesn't even have an insurance policy, only obligations but no rights, it's simply an overlord clause.If it was in the original world, he could have hired lawyer Fei to sue the examiner.But there is no way to overlord the terms, and there is no consumer association here, so there is no place to complain.Reluctantly, Sasuke signed his name.

When the whistle blew, all the ninjas shot into the forest like arrows from the string. Under the state of coexistence of vigilance and detection, they were ready to face challenges from all sides.

—That's what they should have done.

Sasuke looked into the depths of the jungle and sighed.

Naruto suddenly said that some paints were lost, and then insisted on running back to look for them regardless of the two people's obstruction.

Sasuke and Sakura waited boredly against the tree trunk for a long time before they heard rustling sounds from the bushes, and that loud voice: "I'm back."

Sasuke raised his head and glanced, then had the urge to sigh again: Why don't everyone learn the transformation technique well, he is not interested in uncovering such obvious flaws.

As Sasuke's number one supporter, Sakura immediately received Sasuke's powerless signal, so she glared at the culprit and volunteered: "Sasuke, just rest on the side and leave it to me."

She got up, faced the counterfeit Naruto, and said righteously: "You are not Naruto, right? Evidence one, Naruto's small bag is clearly tied to his right leg, what about yours? Two, Naruto's face was just picked up by the examiner Scratch, tell me what's going on with your face? And the most important three, how could Naruto greet you so normally! Don't be scary, okay?" Then she turned around and asked Sasuke for credit: "Right, Sasuke ?”

"Yeah." Sasuke nodded, basically there is no problem, but Naruto's healing ability is so strong, the second point may not be true.

The counterfeiter instantly revealed his original shape, and said ferociously, "Hmph, have you been spotted? Then I'll give you a chance to say, where is the scroll?"

(Counterfeit, you can't even beat the guards under Sasuke's big boss, why are you pretending to be strong?)

Sasuke stepped forward, scorned the other party, and expressed disdain for such people who try to get something for nothing. He said: "Of course you should reason about this kind of thing. For example, like this." As he said, he quickly made a seal: "Fire escape. Immortal Fire Art!"

Several fireballs jumped forward, the wind helped the fire, and the counterfeiters were immediately surrounded.Seeing that the fire could not be extinguished immediately, he tried his best to dodge, and subconsciously put one hand into his arms, and a steel wire went in along with his hand, and then pulled out a scroll.

Ha, it happens to be the Book of Earth.Putting the scroll in his arms, Sasuke looked at the counterfeiter and said: "When the inevitable danger comes, you will definitely touch the scroll involuntarily to ensure that it is intact, which is equivalent to announcing the location of the scroll."

"That's it..." The counterfeiter nodded, then shook his head soberly, "No, return the scroll to me!"

What answered him was the Kunai that flew out and was nailed a few inches in front of his feet.

"Are you sure?" Sasuke reached into the tool bag with his right hand, and squinted at the impostor, his black figure showing a faint aura.

"Forget it, forget it." The counterfeiter broke into a cold sweat, turned around and jumped into the jungle.

Sure enough, Sasuke slowly pulled out the kunai, thinking: The threat of learning from the examiners and selling them now is really very useful.

They searched for a while, and finally found Naruto.

Naruto was bound by his hands and feet and was writhing on the ground.Fearing that he would not be able to breathe, Sakura helped him remove the tape on his mouth.

Naruto gasped, and said, "Just, just now, someone was plotting something wrong, without my uncle's help, are you all right?"

Sakura made a black line, grinned and said, "Sure enough, this is Naruto."

And Sasuke put his chin on one hand seriously, and said: "Sakura, why do I think Naruto is still cuter with tape? Is it an illusion?"

No, of course what you say is always the truth.Sakura secretly agreed.

They walked in the forest for a while, Sasuke seemed to have noticed something, he waved and said, "Naruto, Sakura, come here."

"Huh?" Naruto looked at Sasuke blankly, and then at Sakura.

"I just deduced what was written in the book "Kindness to Heaven" that Kakashi-sensei has been reading." Sasuke looked serious.

"Eh?" Naruto leaned forward with interest, and Sakura also looked curious.

"Yeah." Sasuke calmly surrounded the two of them with his hands, then took out a shuriken from the tool bag, and flung it out unexpectedly.

Under the puzzlement of the two, a figure came out from the bushes where the shuriken flew into.Sasuke looked at the voyeur, secretly surprised that it was the shemale, and said calmly, "You've been peeping since the beginning, right? Originally, I said that to distract you, but I didn't expect your The breath is messed up. Do you know the author of that book?"

Orochimaru licked his fingertips, his expression seemed to be somewhat reminiscent: "So what if you know him, so what if you don't know him?" Then his expression returned to his usual evil smile.He took out a scroll of the Book of Earth with great momentum, and said: "You must want my scroll very much." Then he opened his mouth, swallowed the scroll, and said ferociously: "Then fight with your life!" Take it!"

Sasuke and Sakura were silent (Naruto's reaction was always half a beat behind).Sasuke looked at the man and said, "You just found us, right? Actually, we