There is always only one truth

, There is also a strong desire to perform (Flying Duan).In fact, if you define the organization as a scientific research institution and apply for a patent, you can make money lying down like that, so why bother working for others?I just don't know what Payne is thinking, but he wants to engage in terrorism, and he stands on the opposite side of the people from the beginning, so there is no good fruit to eat.

However, he doesn't have much time to leisurely feel about life, and his own housework is the most important thing.Sasuke sighed, raised his eyes, and used Sharingan to perceive and judge the flight trajectory of the Taidao, and then pulled the wire to control the flight of the Taidao.

"Too slow." Itachi spit out these two words coldly, waving Kunai with one hand, defusing the attack lightly.

"Let's do this for today." Before Sasuke launched the next round of attack, Itachi pressed the rest sign.

"Huh—" Sasuke bent down with his knees propped up, and let out a long sigh of relief.Sweat rushed down his cheeks to the ground, and his clothes were already drenched with sweat, sticking tightly to his body.And looking at Itachi, not only did he not sweat much, but he even kept one of his hands in his Xiaopao from the beginning to the end and did not stretch out.Really, there is a big gap between their strengths, but this disdain is too obvious, right?Sasuke thought this way, but raised the corners of his mouth behind the drooping black hair: Itachi did this to arouse his belief in becoming stronger, right?Oh, sure enough, this awkward point will not change.

"Itachi, don't you want to fight anymore?" Kisame watched from the side, but he didn't want to finish it. He picked up his shark muscles and planned to go into battle: "Then Itachi, let me play for a while!"

Itachi stroked the hair on his forehead so that the eyes could be seen more clearly: "What did you say?"

"Eh..." Guixie felt a sense of crisis now, hesitating to speak.

The red light of Sharingan disappears as soon as it appears, but it is enough to startle Guixier.Itachi said coldly; "Do you think you can afford it?"

"I can't afford it..." Kisame said weakly.

Itachi was about to continue to stand up, so he grabbed his arm with one hand and dragged him forward.Sasuke said without turning his head: "Brother, how many times have I told you, don't use Sharingan when it is not necessary. You don't need to open your eyes to scare him, and I can beat him; well, or you just smile at him One is enough, absolutely lethal." He was afraid of hurting Itachi just now, so he didn't dare to use all his strength. To deal with a one-sided ghost like Kisame, he could design a chain trap and get it done.

Therefore, Kisame, known as "chakra with the level of a tailed beast", was completely despised by the big and small Uchiha, and successfully became the background for them to show their brotherhood.

Kisame Tears: Deidara, is it too late for me to sign up for the "Hate Uchiha Sasuke" association? (What about Itachi, you ask? Does he have the guts to hate Itachi?)

The author has something to say: This chapter is Sasuke's first impression of the members of Akatsuki. I believe that Akatsuki is still a magical place for him who has already seen the strange things.

PS.Xiaoli, I am most interested in the scorpion. I can't figure out how he works~ (Hide your face, the essence of science students below is exposed)

So, Happy Singles' Day, MINA~ We can keep each other warm without a couple, eh!

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When KID crosses

When Kidd travels to Hokage, what will happen to the world?

Sasuke was facing the bright moon this day thinking about "one hundred and one ways to cook weasel" (that is, studying how to "eat"~), when suddenly a hang glider passed through the moon.That's right, it was Kidd who made such a high-profile appearance.As for what Kidd is here for, do you still need to ask, of course he is here to chase after his husband ~ Seeing the inexplicably excited Kidd, Sasuke squinted his eyes, feeling that free labor came to his door.

Sasuke: Do you love me?

Kidd (affectionate): Love!Of course love!Aoyama has been serialized for ten years, and my love for you is still the same as the first one. Even if it is serialized for another ten years (this is possible, it is said that Aoyama intends to write until he dies, and then leave it to his assistant to continue painting ==), my love for you Love is also eternal!

Sasuke: Very good, then to show your sincerity, help me steal the horoscope on Itachi's face.

Kidd (the corner of his mouth twitches): ...it can't be done, but I can help you pick (picking? Stolen scientific name ==) the most precious treasure in this world!

Sasuke: Treasure?Okay, then Danzo's writing sharingan with that arm will be fine.

Kidd: ...

Sasuke: Is this impossible?Forget it, then you can do one thing for me, and I will make you not lonely on Singles Day~

then……

Kakashi: Boy, please forgive me, what kind of hatred do you have with my mask?

Kidd: My family Xinyi said that because of your mask, your popularity almost overwhelms him, this is not acceptable!And according to the law of Xiaopao death, taking off the mask may have the same effect, so, rest in peace!

The mask suddenly turned into a pigeon, and Kakashi's RP value plummeted instantly, and was successfully overwhelmed by Naruto who was waiting for his opportunity, and then... there is no need for wasabi on Singles' Day, Kakashi~

Facts have proved that Kidd traveled to Hokage = Sasuke got a powerful cheat.

PS.In the end, Kidd was sent to Akatsuki to perform magic tricks. Of course, Sasuke spent time with Brother Itachi~

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33． "Tableware" frequently...

Akatsuki is a very loose organization, as long as you complete the task, you can do anything else.Therefore, Akatsuki's members spend most of their time wandering outside. As for which country was destroyed once, and which hillside mysteriously collapsed, only the person concerned knows. Akatsuki never asks about your "great achievements".It's just that when it comes to festivals, the base will be more popular. After all, walking alone on the bustling street, apart from killing ordinary people who gather together in vain, as rebels, the only neighbor with them is loneliness.Instead of watching those glitzy family fun outside, it's better to go back to the base and bicker with some guy who doesn't look right.Therefore, the only good thing Akatsuki did was to give these deviant people a home to return to.

It's the New Year's day, and it's not time for dinner yet, but Akatsuki's members have already arrived one after another.

As usual, Scorpion was in the world with the puppets in the corner, and Didara ran to the diagonal to test the bomb wisely: blowing up Dana's puppets, the consequences would not be as simple as losing a dozen or two bones, um.

Kakuto is still the same, standing by his pile of money and counting this year's income, and then meeting Payne for the [-]st time, demanding that Didara, the prodigal son, be removed from Akatsuki. As for the replacement, "Uchiha Sasuke Not bad," Kakudo said, ignoring Ah Fei's raised hand.

Buried in the ground, only the tip of the leaf is exposed, as if hibernating.Ah Fei yelled "Look at me, Ah Fei", then waved a round fan and performed a fan dance, sometimes covering the mouth and nose with the fan, blinking the only eye exposed outside the mask, acting like a shy lady.Everyone wisely turned their eyes elsewhere, only Payne did not dare to disobey the face of the boss behind the scenes, and followed A Fei's performance with extraordinary courage.

As for Fei Duan, he was performing his daily repertoire again—self-mutilation.He lay in a circle with symbols drawn on it, and stabbed himself into his body with a long knife, and the blood sprayed out as he pulled out the knife.He yelled "It hurts!", but his face was full of "It's so cool~".Adhering to the spirit of "I'll have more fun if it's fun", he inserted the knife into his body again.

Itachi was silent for a moment, and then said: "Hidan, we don't need anyone to help us when we eat." If it was before, he wouldn't bother with these people, but now that Sasuke is here, he has to think about his younger brother's appetite. In the growth period, there is still room for physical development, no matter what, at least he should be taller than that kid from the Hyuga family! (Brother Itachi, you finally have a sense of crisis, I'm afraid your Sasuke is a little bitch)

A Fei stopped when he heard the words, and said pitifully, "What about A Fei?"

Itachi said decisively: "It's best not to." This is even more eye-catching!

Kisame is even more unscrupulous, and said bluntly: "Wherever it is cool, stay there!"

So A Fei squatted in the corner to plant mushrooms.

At this time, Hidan recovered from the new wave of pleasure, and took the time to answer Itachi: "This, this is not a performance, I am offering a sacrifice to Lord Evil God!"

Xie snorted coldly: "Then your evil god is really pitiful, he is forced to lose his appetite when it's meal time."

Fei Duan was bleeding too much, and he couldn't speak well, but he was still defending his beliefs intermittently: "The ceremony is very troublesome, but, but there is no way, you can't disrespect Lord Evil God!"

This man is truly devout.Sasuke complained that if he converted to Buddhism and Christianity, he might have a chance to become the second generation of Joan of Arc.

Payne has the aura of a boss, and his ability to ignore his subordinates is also very good. Regardless of his self-entertainment, he makes a summary report for the year at the table, looking back at the past and looking forward to the future.Jiaodu took the opportunity to pretend to be a tiger, and proposed the goal of earning money for the next year, completely ignoring the actions of those S-level rebels who started to roll up their sleeves.

"Why hasn't the food been served yet?" The report meeting finally came to an end, and Guixi poked his fingers at the dining table impatiently.Jiaodu pulled out a memo, planning to fire this chef.Time is money, and wasting his time is equivalent to wasting his money. The chef probably feels impatient with his life, so let him fulfill him.

Payne spoke, but there was still no emotion on his face: "Xiao Nan is gone, he should have gone to the kitchen." When the boss opened his mouth, who would fight?Everyone didn't say anything, they just continued to wait.

Sure enough, after a while, Xiao Nan came with some dishes, and at the same time, a few birds came over with the plates.

Xiao Nan put down the plate, and there was an inexplicable expectation in his tone that never changed: "I made this myself.