There is always only one truth

The one who taught you! "

"Water escape, the art of water shark bullet!" Sasuke appreciated it very much.

Watching the collision of fire and water, Guixie looked at ease and contentment, completely unaware of persuading the fight: Well, beating is kissing and scolding is love, and this pair of brothers has a deeper sadomasochistic relationship.

"Monthly Reading!"

Ahh, even the holy relics of Tiaojiao were sacrificed?Now that there is nothing else to do with him, it is better to go to Fei Duan for a drink.Ghost shark thought about it, turned around and left happily.

Didara focused the electronic eyes on the two brothers: They fight well, I will definitely capture their embarrassing moments, eh!

Scorpion turned his back to Didara, and unhurriedly decorated the puppets of the Third Kazekage with ribbons, saying, "Didara, peeping into the private lives of other people's couples is very dirty."

Didara grinned and snorted: "Che, Dana, how do you know I'm peeping if you don't look at me? You are the dirty uncle, eh!"

As soon as the words fell, the third Kazekage wrapped the ribbon in his arms and instantly threw Didala down.

It's been a long time since I cut anyone, and Fei Duan's hands were itchy, so he nestled in the kitchen to find some vegetables and cut melons, and the clear and hearty voice made him shudder in comfort. "Ah, the bright red juice of the tomato is so beautiful~" After he cut the tomato into pieces, he took the tomato's body and ran excitedly to pay respects to Lord Evil God.

After Fei Duan left, Xiao Nan took over the kitchen and threw the ingredients that Fei Duan cut into different sizes into the pot without changing his face.

After Payne's seminar with Jiaodu came to an end, he turned and walked towards his brothers during the intermission.Looking at Payne striding forward, Sasuke always felt that Payne had become more imposing than before.

"I discussed it with Madara." Except for Madara, Payne was so alienated and indifferent to everyone, "I decided to let go of the original plan first, and see if the world will change for the better on its own. But in order to let Yu endure In order for the village to continue to gain a foothold in the great powers, Akatsuki must have a new positioning. I hope you can give me some advice."

"By the way, where is Madara?" Sasuke looked around, then asked Payne.In fact, he wanted to ask what Payne Itachi gave him.

Payne's expression finally brought a smile.At this time, a voice sounded at the right time: "I'm late."

Madara entered the hall from the corridor, walking slowly while glaring at Itachi.

"What are you looking at, the BOSS should be there last." Madara put one hand on his waist, defending his late arrival.

"Okay, let's get down to business." Payne held Banana's hand with his back behind his back, Madara struggled a bit, and his hesitant expression eased a little.For such a public intimacy, the people present should cough and cough, and should look up at the sky.

Although Sasuke was holding back a smile, he still took into account Madara's thin skin, and followed Payne's words to return to the topic: "What type of work do you want? Perhaps, the service industry?"

The service industry that Xiaoneng is competent in is a public servant of the people in lofty terms, male public relations in formal terms, and a cowboy in layman's terms... Madara's face turned black at the moment, if Payne hadn't pulled him, he would have wanted to clean up the house directly .Payne calmly pointed at Kisame and Fei Duan with ferocious smiles and said, "Are you going to let them pick up the guests?"

Um, bestiality is still too avant-garde for this world.Sasuke broke out in a cold sweat, rested his chin with one hand and said, "Cough, I was just joking, let me think again."

"Anyway, if I'm asked to change my career to do charity or something, I refuse. Hmph, I hate persuading people to be kind." Madara rested her hands on the back of her head casually, her tone was that of a hooligan.

"You can only be a negative teaching material at best." Itachi confronted.He still couldn't easily forgive Madara for always messing around with Sasuke.

"Well, it should be good to engage in scientific research, but that would be the opposite. By the way, isn't demolition also very promising," Sasuke interjected before Madara retorted, "Right, Uchiha's Zeng Zeng... The ancestors of the ... generation?" Uchiha's brother's protection of shortcomings is imprinted in his bones, and brothers cooperate to get twice the result with half the effort, and work is not tiring.

Banyan speechless, God hurt: You bullied my younger brother to die early.

Payne squeezed Madara's hand reassuringly, his eyes seemed to say: Don't worry, I won't think you old.The corner of Madara's mouth couldn't help twitching violently.Then Payne looked up and repeated: "Demolition?"

"Yeah." Sasuke nodded, pointed at Deidara and said: "Explosive Expert", then pointed at Kisame: "Human Bulldozer", and finally pointed at Payne, who swallowed the words: Iron Bread Foreman.

Payne lowered his head in thought, Xiao Nan came over with a plate at this time, and said with a cold face, "Let's eat first and then discuss." Then he specially put a thick plate of black suspected carcinogens in front of Madara, showing a clear and beautiful face. He said with a smile, "This is a special treat for you." Suddenly, there seemed to be a cold wind blowing.

It seems that Xiaonan realized something.Sasuke looked at Madara, not intending to save his ancestors from the fire and water.

At this time, someone tugged on his sleeve.He turned his head and saw Itachi kept pulling his sleeves, as if he was making a major decision. After a while, he said, "Sasuke, I'd better take the medicine."

"Oh, yes." Sasuke nodded deeply, filled a bowl full of water for Itachi, and put on a business smile: "There is no price increase for more quantity."

Kisame turned her head in response to Itachi's resentment, and smiled grimly when she saw this scene: It really is sadomasochism.

The author has something to say: Xiao is really harmonious [holding tea]

It's very New Year's atmosphere, this picture~

In fact, Fang Ningci came out just to fit the title of this chapter [Yuanmu], and of course it was also a little bit to attract Pei Ban, and found that I was obsessed with the spoof couple. [Hide your face] As for Neji's whereabouts, maybe it's Kidd orz, I'll find a way to put them together after the main text is over, they are all people who were hurt by Shinichi, they should have a lot in common Language, cough.

Everyone, happy Christmas Eve O(∩_∩)O~

51

51, 49．New Year's Eve...

When there was a gloomy cloud above the dining table, there was a sudden noise from outside the cave. After a while, a golden head poked in from the door, and then walked in carelessly: "Sasuke, you are really here."

"Naruto?" Sasuke was too surprised to speak.How did he find it here?

"Naruto, you're going too fast." A rambling voice came from behind.Facing Sasuke's surprised gaze, Kakashi smiled relaxedly, glanced at a pile of charcoal grilled food on the table, and said meaningfully: "Hey, Sasuke, it seems that you are having a good time."

After asking, Sasuke and the others knew that Class [-] came here as the vanguard of Konoha and Akatsuki talking. Besides them, Sakura and Ino also came.As for why Ino came, she covered it up like this, no, no, she explained: "Sai is not feeling well, so I came here to replace him." Seeing how happy she was, everyone knew that Sai's discomfort could not be escaped from her. relationship.

"Zo~suke~, long time no see, I miss you so much!" Ino pounced on her, obviously, she had no choice but to pounce in the end.

Fei Duan, who was still cutting cucumbers, now stood in front of Sasuke with a sickle upright, tilted his head, and asked, "Is it an assassin?" He still had the apron off.

Sasuke was forced to take a step back at this time, and this step was pulled by Itachi.

"Hehe, it's all right." Ino said so, exchanged glances with Sakura, and ran outside the cave and squatted in a corner to exchange information.

"There are two people standing up, who is Sasuke's true son?" Ino said holding his cheeks.

Sakura replied with a serious expression: "Let's take a look again, be careful." At first she thought that Sasuke had fallen in love with Neji, but Neji couldn't bring Sasuke back when he came to Sasuke last time, and Kaka Teacher Xi said that Sasuke came here to undercover for a person.After hearing this shocking news, she crossed mountains and mountains just to see who abducted Sasuke.

With the addition of two girls, everyone's dinner was settled, and the few of them enjoyed the festival in a good mood.

"Naruto, put down the hostages!" Kakashi stared nervously at the thing in Naruto's hand.

Naruto shook the little yellow book in his hand, and said rascally: "Teacher, please promise that you won't just focus on the book and ignore me."

Kakashi had no choice but to compromise: "Okay, okay, I will agree to whatever you say."

After such a cession of land and compensation, his life was returned to his hands.While he was rubbing against the little yellow book and asking for warmth, Naruto put his hands behind his head and said, "Teacher, why are you so nervous? The lecherous fairy said that he didn't plan to write this book, and he might hand over the work of continuing to write it in the future." .”

"Why?" Kakashi was surprised.His childhood memories...

"It seems that he is obsessed with the theme of brothers." Naruto spread his hands.

And outside the cave, someone was setting off fireworks.

Didara made fireworks on the spot, and Sasuke ignited them with fire.Fireworks are set off into the sky one after another, and various patterns are competing to bloom, graffiti on the endless blackboard of the sky.

Where there is graffiti, there is Naruto.Naruto looked at the fireworks above his head, touched his chin, and showed a rare thoughtful expression on his face: "That pattern looks like a new signboard of Ichiraku."

"Impossible!" Deidara stopped chewing clay, and stared at Naruto with puffy cheeks.

"So, that pattern is also very similar to the puppet of Senior Scorpion," Madara pointed to the sky, and got on top of Ah Fei again, "Could it be that Senior's art was plagiarized?" He covered his mouth and said.

Didara gritted his teeth, a little bit of clay fell out from the corner of his mouth, and sparks burst out.

"So 'C' means 'COPY'." Ignoring Didara's threat, Sasuke began reasoning inertially, "'C[-]' means 'Shanzhai No. [-]'?"

"I said you..." Didara clenched his fists.

"That one just now was so beautiful!" "Yeah, yeah!