There is always only one truth

white hang glider in.Sure enough, Kidd drove the hang glider with a woman in white in his arms.Although it was far away, it was hard to see clearly, but from the flying hair and astonishingly white skin, one could imagine what an enchanting woman she was.However, it seems that there is nothing about the chest. Could it be that Kidd prefers the washboard figure?

Officer Nakamori put down his hands unconsciously, and watched Kidd go away in a dazed manner. His ears were filled with excited gossip from the reporters, as if he could see the headlines on the front page tomorrow: "The silver-winged magician finally broke through the moral bottom line and became a For a flower picker?" Of course, there will be countless broken hearts of young girls accompanying her.

It was a dark and windy night for murder. Of course, Kidd would not do such a shameless thing as murder. He had just succeeded in committing a crime and was driving home. The officer blows a kiss that raises his blood pressure.

However, there was an unforeseen situation, and a white unknown object fell rapidly from above. When he realized it, the unknown object had already pressed on his hang glider, causing him to sink together.Kidd gritted his teeth and made an emergency landing on the roof of a building.

"Today's weather forecast didn't say that there would be meteorites falling," Kidd muttered as he took off the hang glider, "it didn't say that people would fall." Seeing someone lying unconscious on the hang glider, Kidd's mouth Opening up uncontrollably: "Who is this Kaguya Hime who ate too much and couldn't fly?"

When Ning Ci opened his eyes, his first feeling was bewilderment.He remembered that he was just performing a task of rounding up the traitorous ninja in the land of earth that was not at S level but was more difficult than A level. The guy fled all the way, and suddenly turned around and punched the ground, forming a big crack.Originally, he could escape in time, but that idiot Li stepped on his shoulders and used him as a springboard. At that time, for the first time, he wanted to borrow Uchiha Itachi's famous saying, "...my stupid teammate #"... Anyway, he stumbled into a crack because of a stupid teammate, and then, when he woke up, he was just sitting there.

Just as he was questioning his current location, a teenager and an old man following him came towards him.

The young man paid attention to his expression, and said a few words cautiously. Although his language was similar to Fire Nation, there was still a difference. Neji barely understood, but he was even more at a loss: the young man said he fell from the sky Yes, and this is the boy's home.What exactly is going on?Could it be that this is the underground world?

While Ningci was meditating, Kidd put a glass of water into Ningci's hand, and carefully closed his hands to hold the cup, then bent slightly and asked, "What you are holding in your hand is chrysanthemum tea, please drink some." .Hey, do you need anything else?"

Ning Ci was puzzled by the caution contained in Kidd's words and deeds, and then the puzzle turned into monstrous anger in the next moment.

Kidd organized his words carefully: "Do you have eye disease in your eyes? Can you see them?" The white pupils, even if they are cataracts, won't be like this, well, it's a bit like the product of inbreeding.

Neji glared at Kidd, classifying Kidd as an ignorant layman, who was even honored to be on par with Kai.Then Ning Ci rolled his eyes, and amidst the surprised expressions of the other two, he accurately threw the water glass back to the tray in the old man's hand without dripping water, and then he smiled disdainfully and said, "Do you think I can see it? Oh, the low-fun kid with the yellow duck on his underwear?"

After being dismounted, the dialogue between Neji and Kidd tended to be confrontational, and Neji gradually realized his not-so-good situation.A brand new world pattern, a different concept of survival, everything is too far away from the world he knows.This can't be the illusion performed by Uchiha Itachi, right?No, probably not, he doesn't have such a rich imagination, otherwise he wouldn't be dressed in tacky red every time he sees him (Ning Shao, Xiaopao is his uniform, Brother Weasel's clothes have always It can be guaranteed, but only Sasuke, who takes care of him to bathe and change clothes every day, can see it XD)

"So, you are not from this world?" Could it be an alien?Kidd looked at Neji, covered his mouth with one hand, and reminded him with a smile: "Your eyes, if you go out, you will be caught and dissected~"

Young master, you are not reminding me in good faith, but you have become malicious and intimidating. When he returns to his own planet, tell his companions about it, what will he do when he comes to besiege the earth?This is a housekeeper who worries about the country and the people.

But Ning Ci didn't panic as Kidd wished, but glanced at Kidd calmly, and then swished, swished, and turned into Kidd's appearance in the white smoke, raised his eyebrows and said, "What about this? "

Kidd was taken aback for a moment, how did this guy know what Kudo Shinichi looked like?Then it occurred to him that it seemed...he sadly shared the same face with Kudo Shinichi

coming.He held his chin and squinted at Neji, thinking that when he committed a crime in the future, could he use this young man as his substitute to create an alibi?

Thinking of this, he tricked Ning Ci into staying, and in order to show his fairness and seriousness, he even signed a paper contract with Ning Ci.

When signing, there was a small disagreement.

"Ningci? What a strange name, I'll call you Xiaobai, it suits you very well." Kidd teased while looking at Ningci's neat signature.

"You can try it." The pen between Ning Ci's fingers snapped off, "If you don't mind, I will immediately announce the underwear you are wearing that day every day."

"Okay, if you don't mind being treated as a fetish, my lovely suitor." Kidd looked at Neji affectionately, with a gentlemanly smile on his lips that captivated thousands of girls.But I was complaining in my heart, don't always make fun of my underwear, this is the only normal birthday gift from my father who died early.

click.A dozen pens were broken.

"Well, welcome to Kuroba's house." Kid smiled and hugged Neji actively. Neji was not used to people approaching him actively (he was only used to approaching others—only Sasuke), so he retreated subconsciously.Compared with Neji, who is not deeply involved in the world, Kidd is used to wearing among flowers, how could he embarrass himself?So he followed the momentum of Neci's retreat, grabbed Neci's hand and pecked lightly, and then smiled brightly—but if he knew that the kiss was at the cost of lying in bed for a few days, would he continue to kiss? How about going down?

The butler at the side took out a handkerchief, and wiped away his tears: Master is blessed by the spirit of heaven, the young master has an extra companion, so he shouldn't oppress an old man like me to steal gems anymore, right? (Housekeeper, you have worked hard, but what you do with your servant's salary is the work of a stuntman [bow])

3. 【Kinen or Ninky? 】In the name of the father...

Ning Ci originally thought that he just came to an unknown country inexplicably, but when he found that the curse mark on his forehead was missing, he realized that he might have entered another time and space—the "bird in a cage" will only be lifted when the subject dies. .

In another time and space, far away from everything he was familiar with, Neji inevitably felt lost, and the most regrettable thing for a child of everyone who values ​​promises like him is that he can't fulfill the promise he made with his father.

Kidd was not in a hurry to ask Neji to help him immediately, but first explained the common sense of the world to him, and then grandly recommended the cute thing of TV to Neji. "If you don't have knowledge, you need to have common sense. If you don't have common sense, you need to watch TV frequently." Kidd explained to Neji seriously.

On this day, Kidd came back from committing a crime, and after taking a bath, he heard Ning Ci say to him seriously: "Hey, you should let me out, right? I'm not your one or something, um, forbidden."

"Pfft—" Kidd spat out a mouthful of tea, "Where did you learn this word?"

"On TV." Ning Ci frowned in confusion and replied.Neji is no better than Naruto, who grew up with bad magazines; he is no better than Kakashi, who never leaves pornographic novels. His moral education is completely composed of Hinata's rigid dogma, and the central word is only one "loyalty", so I don't blame him. He's completely blank on the discord vocabulary.

Kidd turned around, and there was a midnight shift on the TV with "sound" and "color".He was wrong, the late-night TV only taught human organs, he shouldn't be careless.Kidd hid his face.I heard that there is a light butt Zongju (homophonic, as long as everyone knows what it is=.=) in China, which will protect the mental health of young people and promote social harmony. Alas, it would be great if Japan also had it.

"Well, I'll help you get some documents in two days, and then you can go to school with me, Hei~Yu~Ning~time~" Kidd smiled brightly.

Ning Ci frowned, but since he was under the roof, he didn't have any objections.

Then, just to be on the safe side, Kidd added a lot of precautions to the contract with Neji.Neji looked at it for a while, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that it was a bit like the "law of private property" signed by Sasuke and his brother (the content of the law was provided by Sakura, a veteran Sasuke news follower)...

The butler nodded frequently: the young master has a brother, so he doesn't need my old bones to experiment with his inventions in the future, right?But Neiji Kuroba... Well, it would be nice if it was a girl, so I'll just call her Young Mistress instead.In the future, when the Black Feather family has a queen, the master's spirit in heaven will also be pleased.

The next day, Kidd and Neji, who was also in school uniform, stood at the door, ready to go to school.

"Let's go, little... Ningci." Almost slipping the tongue, Kidd patted his chest with lingering fear.He has been called Ningci Xiaobai in private, and if he is called Ningci, he will definitely blow his hair. Although it is fun, it is a pity that there is no time to play now.

"What are you doing?" Kidd searched for Ningci, but he couldn't find him until he saw Ningci on the branch, and then asked with shame.

Ning Ci held on to the tree trunk, wondering: "Don't you just jump from the tree when you are on your way?"

Kidd shook his head, then helplessly