Duckling Notes

Old Xia wasn't named Xia at all, or in other words, his surname was originally Xia?

It's a bit of a mouthful, so I'll explain slowly.

It is said that a year and a half ago, Lao Xia and I were fighting fiercely.At that time, everyone called him Deng Shao.

His old man, Lao Deng, is very powerful. It is said that [-]% of the toilets in this city are produced in Lao Deng's factory.In recent years, Lao Deng has entered the decoration industry again, earning more.

But there was a fire in the backyard, and rumors spread that Young Master Deng was not his own son.

As for Lao Deng, I've seen him once or twice, with a square face, small eyes, round belly, shrewd, wretchedly shrewd.Like Deng Shao, a handsome and lazy young man, he can't beat him at all.Lao Deng used to be very proud that his only son was not like himself, but like his wife.

But with these rumors together, Lao Deng couldn't sit still.Secretly took the only son's hair for DNA testing.

He met a laboratory technician who had no morals and no medical ethics. Before Lao Deng saw the result, the green hat had already been blown away by the whole city.

Lao Deng kicked his wife and children out of the house and helped the little secretary upright.

Deng Shao was dumbfounded.

Deng Shao's mother was hospitalized that day and suffered a heart attack.I paid for the medical expenses.

But I didn't feel good about it, really.

My original thought was that if the 2 yuan saved a life, Deng Shao would have to hang out with me in the future?

Oh thick, think about it, I will be a bustard in the future, and my first duckling is Deng Xiaoya who used to be Deng Shao, what a beauty!Such a little duck is so popular!Go out and sell it once, can't it cost three to five thousand?

Unfortunately, within a few minutes of my idea, it was killed!

When Deng Shao's mother woke up, she spat out a heavyweight name and said, looking for your brother!

Do you think this kind of half-brother is reliable?

To me, it's downright unreliable.What's more, my father is not here anymore.He is in the sole control of the company, the leader, and the limelight is in full swing.

However, he took Deng Shao and his mother back.

The glasses of those who were waiting to see Deng Shao's jokes were broken.

From then on, Deng Shao changed his surname to Xia, or he recovered his original surname.Xia Yuanjian.It sounds better than Deng Jian, huh?Xia Yuanzhou said that their generation is a Yuan character generation, and a Yuan character should be added in the middle.Xia Yuanzhou is Lao Xia's elder brother, we all call him Mr. Xia.

I've been wondering, could it be that Xia always feels that he's so high and cold that he needs a younger brother to make him feel better in life?

However, Lao Xia changed from the title of the toilet prince to the electrical prince, which is really nice.

Mr. Xia really offered him up as an ancestor, giving him a house, a car, and even shares. Fortunately, he didn't give much, just to let him have a good share of dividends.

Lao Xia is basically relatively stable. He probably feels that he has been a cheap son for more than 20 years. When he sees people who know him, he always panics, so he basically only hangs out with people he used to know well.However, Lao Xia's mother-in-law did not make much trouble for Mr. Xia.

You say you are an aunt, the old man is not here, so just be quiet, she no, she is clamoring to be a director of the company, clamoring to divide the property, clamoring for mental loss... I really don't understand what she has lost , besides the reputation, that's not what Mr. Xia did for you, did he?

I think this Mr. Xia might just be abusive.

However, Lao Xia is not so noble.

He still hasn't returned the 2 yuan to me!

Not only did he not pay it back, but he also owed new debts. Later, when he prostituted me, he didn't give me any money!

After finishing the work, he hugged my shoulders, "Which one of us is with whom, we are closer than brothers, talking about money is so vulgar!"

Yaya, you and your own brother go to bed when you have nothing to do?

I can't wait to castrate him!Also, this guy has a... not sure if it's a quirk or a problem on the bed.It doesn't matter if I don't mention it, but once I mention it, I feel that my popular fried duck is not attractive.

However, later, Lao Xia introduced a few customers to me, all of whom were friends with him, which barely made up for my loss.

So, whenever I see him, I always ask, "Old Xia, when will you pay back the money!?"

People who don't understand think that I'm the young master, and you're the one who sells it.So at the dinner table, he was extra polite to me.

Ask today as usual.

Lao Xia: "Bringing you to eat every day, how much has it saved you just for the meal?"

"That's interest!"

"What's the relationship between us, it's vulgar to mention money. Your money is for my life, and I have to wait until you die without this money before returning it to you."

"Hey, the mushrooms are ripe." Brother Xiong interrupted the two of us, "We are tired of hearing this every time. Use your chopsticks quickly."

Brother Xiong isn’t originally Xiong, and he doesn’t really look like a bear, but we nicknamed him Brother Xiong for whatever stocks he bought and what stocks fell.

Brother Xiong only did my business once, but he still went out for a drink with a client and took me to top the wine. He drank too much and took me as his ex-girlfriend.When I woke up the next day, I rubbed my waist and asked him how he felt?

Ya said, it's better to be a woman.

I rolled my eyes at him, "It's better to be pregnant."

His face turned pale.

He wanted to marry his ex-girlfriend very much, but because of an unwanted pregnancy, she had an abortion and could not have any more children.Brother Xiong's parents didn't agree, so his girlfriend married a middle school teacher who took care of her own children after divorce.

Brother Xiong has been decadent for a long time.Later, there were few regular girlfriends.

By the way, come back and talk about me.

As for me, like others, I also gave myself a fancy name, but it always feels awkward to be called by an English name, and it is even more awkward to be called Aping or Xiaoan.And to remind myself and my clients, I decided to call myself Little A.Be careful of the disease with the prefix A, and be resolute in handling affairs!

I have been here for two years, and I am quite famous.However, I also have a few principles, death will not change.Doing business with a set is one, and secondly, I only sell it three times a month.Three thousand each time.

This is how I explain it to the outside world, only a small quantity can guarantee the quality.Chrysanthemums are very delicate. Only after one day of work and nine days of rest can the tightness be guaranteed.

Many people say that I am hypocritical, that I am lazy, and that I am a fake fairy.

What I think is that the more money you earn, the more you want to spend it. Sooner or later, you will still have no penny left in your hand. If you sell it every day for money, then there is no way out, and there is no turning back.

A monthly income of 9000 yuan is quite high for ordinary people. I only spend half of it and save half of it every month.The money saved includes buying various insurances.In this way, the money I really save in the passbook is only about two to three thousand a month.It's only [-] to [-] a year.

This can better reflect that I lent 2 yuan to Lao Xia only half a year after I came out to "work". That was how determined I was and how much food and clothing expenses I saved.

As a result, the white-eyed wolf refused to pay back even if he died.

If you don't mention him, you will get angry if you mention him.

I don't have many customers.compared to other ducks.

One is that my principles are there, and Lao Xia can somewhat defend me, and the other is that I am more picky.

Three thousand at a time is not a particularly large amount, and there are quite a few people who can afford it.But I can't see too much.Occasionally, for two or three months, I didn't "work" three times.

Both Lao Xia and Jin Zinan mentioned that they wanted to take care of me.[-] per month.Other fees are calculated separately.

I nodded, "Okay, but it's still three times a month."

"why?"

"Out of the principle of protecting chrysanthemums." In fact, this matter is not good to put it bluntly. If your brother and your parents find out that you have hired a duck, it will definitely be more shocking than hiring a flight attendant, nurse, unemployed female homeless, etc. .Can you resist their persuasion?You have to save face and insist that I can, then the unlucky one is definitely me, a powerless duck.If you can't resist...then it's better not to do it in the first place.

The two colleagues on the opposite side are still babbling, but I am a little creepy, because both of them are going for Brother Xiong.

I looked at Brother Xiong with my eyes, stretched out two fingers and shook them, both of them were brought by you?

Brother Xiong nodded with a smile, hugged the two beauties on the left and the right, and said to them: "Let's compete fairly!"

I got goosebumps all over my body. For me, women are a disaster, and Brother Xiong actually got two of them.

Lao Xia joked shamelessly, "Should there be fair competition in bed?"

The two beauties rolled his eyes at him and said in unison, "I hate you!"

Brother Xiong smirked, with a wretched smile.

A few of us had an epiphany.

Lao Xia continued to be shameless, "Brother Xiong, where can you eat and live, waiter, come here for fried rice!" Eyes squeezed and squeezed, his voice lowered, "The two beauties have pity on the younger brother, and I will share it with you tonight." How about one?" He even peeked at the people present.

Damn, I scolded in my heart, you kid has done all kinds of shameless things, and you have become shy today, are you Lao Xia?Isn't it some virgin wearing Lao Xia's skin?I ignored him and grabbed the mutton to eat, someone will take care of him.

Qu Mingyu shook Lao Xia's face with the dirty hand that he used to pull the prawns for his wife, "You bastard! Don't pollute my son! It will affect prenatal education!"

Brother Xiong and the two beauties just laughed together and didn't answer. Everyone here knows that it's done.Lao Xia has somewhere to go tonight.

Lao Xia dodged Qu Mingyu's attack, poked me with his elbow, and said in a low voice, "Which beauty do you think is more correct?"

I was a little worried, so I leaned over and whispered in Lao Xia's ear, "Don't you think that what Brother Xiong brings is getting worse and worse? These two are simply chickens, right? Here you are, don't forget to share half with Brother Xiong." He took out a box of covers that never left his body from his pocket, and quietly stuffed it to Lao Xia.

Really, they often bring girls, and occasionally ducklings, but most of them are not so uninhibited. When encountering such unscrupulous jokes, they usually don't scold Lao Xia, but show you a cold face.

These two today are really like the girls in the old town who wash their hair.However, it is packaged.

I feel sorry for Brother Xiong.

To be honest, I have tasted several men at this table, even Qu Mingyu.Only Brother Bear is my favorite.

Really, I think there was a time when I met the hurdle that unlucky little zeros are destined to encounter in their lives: falling in love with a straight man.

Brother Xiong is undoubtedly a straight man. Even the only time when he was drunk, he rubbed his hands hard on my chest and muttered, "Who stuffed me with a flat chest? It's really like an airport. Return to the airport. Beauty, you are really strong, I will give you some more money later, you can go to enlarge your breasts. B is just fine, not too big or too small. It fits your figure."

I can't laugh or cry.

However, later I thought, I probably like Brother Xiong's attitude towards his ex-girlfriend.Even if she is married, he still often finds her colleagues and friends to inquire about how she is doing.

I will not mention this one, after all, falling in love with a straight man is too miserable, maybe I fell in love, maybe I didn’t fall in love, but I have to try to hypnotize myself, saying, I didn’t fall in love.Otherwise, don't think about living a good life.

3. Too much "eating meat" is unhealthy...