The spring of the online game daddy

Xiao Yang hardly had any friends. Before meeting Chen Xu, his sister, Zhou Tianyu, and his colleagues were the only ones in his life other than Xiao Xu.Zhou Tianyu and his sister are not people who can share secrets, and colleagues are certainly not possible, so only Xiao Xu, who is his best friend, has always been his listener.

Before meeting Xiao Xu, he didn't like to talk, and always kept all kinds of secrets in his heart, because when he knew his sexual orientation was different from ordinary people, he found that everyone seemed to be far away from him, including his own sister Xiao Ling.He didn't want anyone to know that he had been very careful in doing things. If Xiao Xu hadn't noticed the weirdness between him and girls, he might not even be able to get Xiao Xu, his best friend.

Knowing Chen Xu now, it can be said that he has another partner who can talk freely.

[Private chat] Xiao Shanshan: Chen Xu, I forgot to ask about your birthday.

[Private Chat] Xiao Yangyang: Want to celebrate my birthday so soon?

[Private chat] Xiao Shanshan: I just want to know if you are older or me...

【Private chat】Xiao Yangyang: But I heard that adult JJ size has nothing to do with birthday →_→

[Private chat] Xiao Shanshan: ...the point is birthday!How can I mention JJ!

[Private chat] Xiao Yangyang: Of course it's the husband who is big. Hasn't Madam heard that the husband is the sky?

[Private chat] Xiao Shanshan: You are so arrogant!

[Private chat] Xiao Yangyang: Sad, my wife has been married for a few days, but I don't know that my husband is twenty-five this year.

[Private chat] Xiao Shanshan: Sigh, you are really older than me, I thought you were younger than me.

Xiao Yang is telling the truth. If you ignore Chen Xu's calm demeanor and look at his appearance, he really looks like a freshman or sophomore.The two sentences that I said with all my strength to my wife - I look like a rascal without an expression, and I don’t get close to a pervert with an expression.

[Private chat] Xiao Yangyang: Madam, please rest assured, I promise that my husband will be older than you everywhere, if you don’t believe me, I will let you test your husband’s body next time we meet (≧▽≦)/

[Private chat] Xiao Shanshan: ...

[Private chat] Xiao Yangyang: Forget it, I won't tease you anymore, anyway, I can't see you blushing now.Find someone to refresh FB, right?

[Private chat] Xiao Shanshan: OK, but I can only brush for an hour and a half.

[Private Chat] Xiao Yangyang: So early today?

[Private chat] Xiao Shanshan: There is a plan that has not been completed TT

Chen Xu himself is used to freelancing, so he often forgets that Xiao Yang is a nine-to-five office worker.He felt a little regretful, always thinking that it would be great if Xiao Yang was also a SOHO, so that he could ask him out for a walk when he was free.Speaking of which, there are really few things he really likes, and walking is one of the few things.

Xiao Yang actually talked too much about the time. He originally wanted to go to work after only playing for an hour, but it would take an hour and a half to refresh the dungeon anyway, so he squeezed out half an hour from his sleep time.Of course, if he could know in advance what was going to happen next, he would definitely not talk about it for half an hour, and he would rather not be there when the last boss dropped something.

Xiao Yang was very familiar with the people Chen Xu recruited, one was walking on corpses, one was Jelly Invincible, and the other was Tired Immortal.These people are all higher level than Xiao Yang, and the equipment is also first-class, but the key problem is not here.If it is said that he has to fight monsters along the way, it is really more depressing than being blasted. Even if he helps make a video, it can't change the anger that has accumulated in Xiao Yang's heart for several days.

[Team] Jelly Invincible: Auntie, we meet again.

[Team] Xiao Shanshan: Hehe, yes.

Xiao Yang responded speechlessly and quickly chatted privately.

[Private Chat] Xiao Shanshan: Is he really your real...uh...nephew?

[Private Chat] Xiao Yangyang: According to his name, you should be his sister-in-law, I just borrowed your light.

[Private Chat] Xiao Shanshan: Confused.

[Private chat] Xiao Yangyang: He is my sister-in-law's nephew, and he has no direct relationship with me in essence.

[Private Chat] Xiao Shanshan: Forget it, call him whatever you like.I was just confused when I heard him call you little aunt, but I just wanted to faint when I heard your explanation.

[Private chat] Xiao Yangyang: Jelly knows you are a man, so you don't have to feel awkward.If you don't like the name little aunt, I can ask him to change it.

[Private Chat] Xiao Shanshan: What should I replace it with?

[Private Chat] Xiao Yangyang: Auntie.

[Private Chat] Xiao Shanshan: Is there any difference between the two?

[Private Chat] Xiao Yangyang: Of course.

[Private chat] Xiao Shanshan: What's the difference?

[Private Chat] Xiao Yangyang: One is three words, the other is two words, the difference is so obvious.

[Private chat] Xiao Shanshan: I'm blind.

[Private chat] Xiao Yangyang: So little aunt is more suitable, at least three words are more than two words, more conspicuous.

[Private chat] Xiao Shanshan: =. =

Walking on the dead body was very quiet. Although Xiao Yang hated him, he didn't take the initiative to provoke trouble. What's more, this person was found by Chen Xu, so he couldn't say anything.

A few days after the new dungeon came out, it was only the third time for Xiao Yang to come.His technique itself is not very good, so he will occasionally make some mistakes, and he has to answer all kinds of strange questions about Jelly Invincible along the way. His patience is almost exhausted, so if he is not careful, mistakes are even worse. many.

No one in the team said anything, Xiao Yang thought that they might have saved Chen Xu some face, otherwise they should have been fried.He himself couldn't bear his own clumsiness, and he would die three or four times in the same place.

[Team] Xiao Shanshan: I'm sorry, I'm a little out of shape today.

[Team] Jelly Invincible: Auntie, could it be that my uncle turned into a wolf N times last night?

[Team] Xiao Shanshan: Children, don't talk nonsense.

[Team] Tired Immortal: ...

[Team] Xiao Yangyang: Let's fight, and rest after the fight.

[Team] Walking on corpses: I hope to get a scepter of glory.

[Team] Jelly Invincible: Do you want it?

[Team] Walking on corpses: Juanxian, he has been brushed many times and has not come out.

[Team] Juanxian: My hair is all white, if I don't show up tonight, I will...

[Team] Jelly Invincible: What about you?

[Team] Juanxian: I'm going to dye my hair!

[Team] Xiao Shanshan: ...

[Team] Juanxian: Speaking of which, Xiao Shanshan, you also gained blood.

[Team] Xiao Shanshan: It's okay, I don't want that.

[Team] Juanxian: Thank you.

The team moved forward, and Xiao Yang was very careful not to die.Just as he was about to defeat the second-to-last boss, he stepped forward and shouted to stop, saying that he would answer the phone first.

Chen Xu asked Su Le to sign up for the account of Stepping on the Corpse. Su Le resumed his original job after moving the store to City A.She went online to play for a few hours before going to work. Chen Xu gave her the ID of Walking Dead to her to upgrade. Anyway, she was just playing with anything, and Su Le had no other account in this server.

Su Le came back after answering the phone and didn't say anything. He just opened the monster directly. If everyone had experience, it would be inevitable to destroy the team, but no one died in the team, so no one raised any opinions.

Looking at Su Le's actions, Chen Xu knew that she must have answered the phone call not very well, otherwise she wouldn't have gone up to blame without even saying hello. This is not her style.

Jelly Invincible is a croaking bird, Xiao Yang realizes this very deeply, because he talks about it almost all the time.After playing for a long time, the monster stopped to look at the screen, and there was basically no other person to speak except him.As time goes on, everyone talks less and concentrates on fighting monsters, with the exception of him.

The last BOSS is the Dark Queen, tall and thin, with a big black flower bud on her head.Xiao Yang adjusted his angle of view and carefully observed whether there were freckles on the queen's face.

Obviously not, but unexpectedly there is a beauty spot.

The queen likes to sprinkle black petals at the beginning, which will poison the players who attack her from the shadow system. If you don't drink the shadow defense potion in advance, your life will become quite fragile.Xiao Yang studied coal gold, so his teammates naturally don't have to worry about the problem of potion, but the problem is what happens if someone forgets to drink it? !

Juanxian was only thinking about getting the scepter of glory, but he didn't remember to drink the potion that Xiao Yang had distributed in advance.So when the queen fell, everyone stood, and he was the only one who favored it.

Fortunately, even though he died, he got his wish.

The queen exploded a scepter of glory, and the system prompted ROLL.At this time, everyone except Juanxian chose to give up, only Xiao Yang, who was not among them, chose ROLL without even thinking about it.

[Team] Player [Xiao Shanshan] ROLL 100 points.

[Team] Player [Jianxian] ROLL 13 points.

The team suddenly fell silent, and Xiao Yang punched his head close to the monitor without knowing why.He didn't think about what he did at all, he subconsciously thought he didn't roll.

[Team] Juanxian: No, big sister! !Are you kidding me?

[Team] Walking on corpses: How did you die?

[Team] Jelly Invincible: Auntie, why did you roll...

Seeing that Xiao Yang didn't respond for a long time, Chen Xu called directly. He believed that Xiao Yang didn't do it on purpose.

Xiao Yang heard the phone ring and saw that it was Chen Xu, but he didn't answer it, so he looked directly at the chat history.If it's okay, why did you call suddenly?It's the same in the game, isn't it?

Then he discovered that it was right to call.

[Team] Xiao Shanshan: I'm sorry...

Xiao Yang was flustered. He really didn't do it on purpose, but just now he suddenly discovered that the Queen seemed to have several pierced ears, so he wanted to take a closer look, so he clicked ROLL as soon as the system prompted him.

The little things on this road are used to ROLL, and the conditioned reflex...

[Team] Juanxian: Didn't you say no before?What does ROLL mean now?

Juanxian wanted to smash the monitor, he came to swipe every day, just to get a scepter of glory, now it's all right, it's so rare to get one but it's not his!It's like that popular Indian song - Girlfriend gets married and groom is not me!

It would be fine if Xiao Shanshan didn't know that he wanted this stick, but when he first came in, he had already said that, and Xiao Shanshan himself said no, he never thought about it She will come to ROLL.He and Xiao Shanshan are both physicians, but Xiao Shanshan is not qualified enough, even if she has it, it will take a long time to use it, so he is really relieved.

[Team] Xiao Yangyang: It wasn't intentional, let's say a few words less.It's just a stick, and then you can brush it again.

[Team] Juanxian: It's easy for you to say, she is your daughter-in-law, so of course you speak for her.

[Team] Xiao Shanshan: I'm sorry, I really don't want to roll.

[Team] Juanxian: I've been brushing this dungeon since it came out, and it's finally out.You said that you said you wanted it from the beginning and I didn't say anything. Anyway, everyone is a doctor, but it's too bad to go back and forth!

[Team] Jelly Invincible: You can do it, you are all from the same gang, what about a staff?My little aunt already had it, and she said it wasn't intentional, why are you holding on to it?Can't brush again?

[Team] Juanxian: Can you guarantee that it will come out after one more swipe?

Chen Xu felt that there was something wrong with this Juanxian. He had known Juanxian not long after he came to Yangshen. He is definitely not such a person. With a staff, even if he feels really uncomfortable, he can’t talk like this. After all, we have been playing together for so long , the relationship has been good.Even if he is not familiar with Xiao Yangyang and Xiao Shanshan, but the number of stepping on the corpse is here, he shouldn't give any face.

[Private chat] Xiao Yangyang: Su Le, ask if Juanxian is Zhao Liang.

Juanxian's real name was Zhao Liang, which Chen Xu still remembered.

Su Le chatted privately with Juanxian, and his name was Zhao Liang.Juanxian's tone was not very good, and after returning to Sule, Zhao Liang sold the account and didn't play for a few days.

In other words, he is not himself now.

Since it's not him, Chen Xu has an idea.To be honest, he didn't pay much attention to a stick. If it was Juanxian himself, everyone would brush it off together, but not now, so it would be considered polite for him not to leave directly.

But obviously Xiao Yang didn't think so.

[Private chat] Xiao Shanshan: Chen Xu, why don't you tell Jelly for me, and help me brush it again, can I have a look?

Xiao Yang wasn't afraid of anything, he just felt that what he said did not go against his principles of life, and he always attached great importance to credibility.

[Private Chat] Xiao Yangyang: Leave him alone, go to your plan later, go to bed early after finishing.

[Private chat] Xiao Shanshan: Uh... is this okay?

[Private chat] Xiao Yangyang: If he is easy to talk to, we will find a time to brush it for him. If he is persistent, then forget it. No one cares about him.

Xiao Yang felt that it was not right, but since Chen Xu said so, he acquiesced.Just as he was about to type something to talk to Juanxian, Juanxian found a way to solve the problem by himself.Let's not talk about whether his method is good or not, first of all, if he dares to think about it, he must have the courage.

[Team] Juanxian: Xiao Shanshan really has the [Scepter of Glory]?

[Team] Jelly Invincible: I played with my little aunt.

[Team] Juanxian: Since it's so simple, anyway, I heard that this thing can explode, so I can find a place to duel, right?I played one-sided until that one fell.

Big drops of sweat fell from the foreheads of Su Le and Ning Guodong. How dare this man know that Xiao Yangyang and Xiao Shanshan are a couple, but he actually said in front of his husband that he wanted to beat his wife...

After reading Juanxian's statement, Chen Xu was stunned for a second, and then stopped lighting the cigarette.He actually said in front of him that he wanted to beat his wife until she dropped the scepter? !Let go of stepping on the corpse and move forward to play Xiao Yangyang, do you really think that Chen Xu is a vegetarian?