The spring of the online game daddy

Everyone stared at Chen Xu's face, to be exact, around his mouth, only Xiao Yang let out a deep breath.I have to admit that Chen Xu's ability to guess things is superb. He told him on the road that Shi Kaiyue would definitely ask about this matter. At that time, he didn't believe it because Chen Xu's tone was too sure, but now Only then did I realize that there was a reason why Chen Daxian spoke confidently.

Chen Xu said calmly, "It's fake."

Shi Kaiyue never expected that Chen Xu could answer so happily, without any embarrassment or displeasure, and was a little uncertain at the moment.Ordinary people, who would wear makeup and draw a fake beard?

Shi Kaiyue wanted to ask the reason, but seeing the face of the second sister who seemed to be calm but was actually flying in a blizzard, he really didn't dare to go any further.

He kicked Wang Jingjun's foot under the table, so he didn't need to say anything.

Wang Jingjun didn't respond, Shi Kaiyue couldn't help being anxious, and stomped on it fiercely, but Wang Jingjun still didn't respond.

But the beef floss on the other side of Wang Jingjun was fried, and it was Wang Jingjun who stared at him, "Jianxian, why are you stepping on me?!"

Shi Kaiyue quickly looked at the ceiling and pretended to be stupid, thinking, what are you doing stretching your legs so long, you deserve it!

Wang Jingjun didn't pursue it either, and cast a blank glance at Shi Kaiyue, who was pretending, and said lightly: "Sorry, I stepped on the wrong one."

Everyone has apologized, and the beef floss is not good to say anything. At this time, a girl named Maohuzi asked: "Vice leader, why do you have a fake beard?" Man, it's a pity that the right to ask questions hasn't come to her yet. Fortunately, my lady, please open the door vigorously. I believe no one will have any objections when she asks the question smoothly. Who is not curious.

Chen Xu spread his hands, seemingly helplessly said: "I can't help it, my wife likes me like this, he said sexy."

Everyone thought: You are showing off, showing off naked!

Xiaoniao grasped the crux of the problem by himself, and asked, "But the deputy leader, didn't you say that you don't have a girlfriend?"

Ning Guodong answered: "If you don't have a girlfriend, you have a wife. Are you still playing the game? Who is it?"

When it came to Chen Xu, he replied that it was false.He was about to continue asking Shi Kaiyue, when someone said first: "You can't keep asking the same person, otherwise there are so many people who probably won't be able to play."

As soon as everyone agreed with this statement, they made a rule that they couldn't ask the same person consecutively.Chen Xu didn't care, and turned to Wang Jingjun: "Jianxian, are the jeans you are wearing now a gift from the elder Li Li... or from me?"

Everyone thought of three words - there is a situation!

Shi Kaiyue wished he could stare Wang Jingjun to death with his eyes, he is a big ghost!I wear these pants every day, should I wash them or not?And why are you wearing it today!

Wang Jingjun thought hard for a long time but couldn't think of a song title that could be used to replace the answer. Finally, he said as if a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water: "My lady, please send it hard."

To tell the truth, what dare he dare not say as a big man, anyway, he won't suffer.

Shi Kaiyue didn't think so, he hated Wang Huangjun to death.This fool is on the wrong team, isn't he!He couldn't even tell who his own people were. Fortunately, it's not a time of war, otherwise anyone with a teammate like Wang Jingjun would be out of luck!

Wang Jingjun didn't ask Chen Xu any more questions, because Chen Xu would ask Shi Kaiyue back again. In this vicious circle, he would be the only one who would be tricked, so he chose a little girl who had been quiet for a long time to ask.The little girl's name in the game is very domineering, called "Widows in a row", but in reality she looks very timid.He asked her, "Why did you name the widows in rows?"

The widows lined up in a row and didn't expect Wang Jingjun to ask such a question, but quickly answered with a smile: "I didn't build this account, the first person to play was my brother."

Master Hungry smiled and said: "It seems that your brother has a deep prejudice against married men."

The widows lined up and nodded in agreement, and then asked Guo Wan, "Guo Wan, do you like small girls?"

Guo Wan prostitute didn't expect the question to be asked to him. After all, there are too many handsome men present today, and he thought he would be ignored. He was a little confused when asked, but he still replied kindly: "Maybe, I will say this." It doesn’t matter.” He pointed at the air with his index finger and said: “Yue Lao has the final say.”

Guo Wan finished talking and asked Su Le, "Xiao Shanshan, can you dump Xiao Yangyang from me?"

Swipe, swipe, swipe, several eyes aligned on the whoring pot.Some of them thought: Is this kid tired? !

Su Le couldn't help but want to laugh, she's not Xiao Shanshan at all, okay?And why is the boss so serious, his face turned cold with just one question!But she quite liked this feeling, for the first time ever.She said, "I'll think about it later."

Chen Xu thought in his heart: Su Le, you little guy, don't think that you can punish me with my second sister as a backer, wait until I'm free!

What Xiao Yang thought was——I hope there will be no more troubles when I go back to play the game.

Su Le didn't know who to ask, and was hesitating, Chen Guang lowered his voice and whispered something in her ear.She was delighted when she heard it, turned to Shi Kaiyue, and asked loudly: "Miss, please, Elder Li, do you dare to make a bet with the deputy gang leader?"

Shi Kaiyue subconsciously wanted to answer her "dare not"!Because the way the second sister looked up at Su Le after whispering to Su Le really made people feel a thorn in their backs.But with so many people looking at him, it would be embarrassing if he really answered "don't dare".He is also a big man. A woman asked him to make a bet with another man, but he said that he dared not be too humble.So he said immediately: "Why dare not?"

Su Le was delighted when he heard it, and waited for Shi Kaiyue to ask questions.

At this moment, Chen Guang interjected and said, "I have something to do and I have to leave for a while, so you can play to your heart's content first."

After hearing this, everyone didn't want to keep them anymore. After all, they didn't say that they couldn't come back. Besides, if they didn't let them go at this moment, they seemed to be afraid that the person who paid the bill would run away, so no one said that.

Wang Jingjun clapped his hands secretly in his heart, good to go, good to go.

When Shi Kaiyue saw Chen Guang completely walked out of the private room, she asked Su Le: "What is he going to bet with me?"

From Shi Kaiyue's point of view, this may just be Su Le's unilateral idea, but from everyone's point of view, this is the lady who is trying to ask Xiao Yangyang and his wife for their opinions. Who makes everyone think that Su Le and Xiao Yang are the same? right?

Shi Kaiyue was sure that Su Le could not ask him any more questions, but Su Le was not stupid, he chose to answer the questions and at the same time let the answers surface.She first replied: "I don't know now, but it will be clear soon." Then she asked Chen Xu: "Vice leader, is there anything you want to bet hard with your lady?"

After Chen Xu turned the mobile phone a few times (he sent a message to his second sister before), he said leisurely: "Yes."

At this time, four hot dishes and two cold dishes were already placed on the table. Ning Guodong took the opportunity to suggest that the deputy gang leader and the lady should ask the elders to play and eat after a bet. Some people who came here without eating should be hungry too. .

This undoubtedly speaks to the aspirations of many people, and it was approved unanimously.Fuquanlou's dishes are quite famous, and some friends from other places have never tried them.

Chen Xu said: "Before gambling, I hope that all my friends will not bow their heads or look under the table, because this question is more critical."

Everyone was silent, but nodded.

Shi Kaiyue quickly glanced at the soles of her feet, but unfortunately, because she didn't dare to move too much, she saw her own uppers.

Chen Xu said again: "Although my wife and I invite the elders to gamble, everyone is welcome to participate together. It's more interesting if there are more people."

Wang Jingjun: "How to participate?"

Bird alone: ​​"Yeah, shall we bet?"

Chen Xu: "It's not considered a bet. As long as you win, you can ask the loser, me or the lady, to ask the elders to do something. But if you lose the bet, then you will be instructed by the winner to do it instead." One thing. Of course, friends who don’t like this kind of rules can also abstain, it’s just entertainment before dinner.”

When Shi Kaiyue heard it, he suddenly felt bad.He suddenly had a strange thought, it seemed that Chen Xu was setting him up...

Love to eat broccoli: "What is the content of the bet?"

Chen Xu smiled and said simply: "Just bet on whether the shoes in our private room are odd or even."

Oh McDull: "One pair is odd, two pairs is double?"

Chen Xu nodded.

JJ exposed on the street: "Can the winner ask for anything?"

Chen Xu: "Everyone has the final say, I have no objection."

Puppet Story: "If you lose but can't meet the requirements of the winner, then drink ten glasses of beer without stopping. Double the amount if you stop."

Although it's a bit harsh, everyone thinks that only in this way can the excitement of the game be increased, so there is still no objection.

According to the previous calculation, there should be 22 people in the private room, which is an even number, but when Chen Guang went out, then there are 21 people in this room, which is an odd number.

Everyone was waiting for Chen Xu and Shi Kaiyue to bet first, and Chen Xu said, "I bet on the odd number."

Shi Kaiyue wanted to follow suit, but he couldn't be the same as Chen Xuxuan, so he said: "It's not fair, it's obviously an odd number, if you place an order first, then I must place an even number, and I'll lose."

Chen Xu wanted to laugh when he heard it. Shi Kaiyue had been fooled by him for so many years, but he still didn't make progress.He said: "Then you press odd numbers, and I press even numbers."

Shi Kaiyue thought about it, this is not right, what if someone brought two pairs of shoes?He turned around on everyone's faces and asked, "None of you are wearing a pair today, are you?"

The crowd shook their heads.

The young man is so pretty: "I place an odd number."

Shi Kaiyue: "Then I'll place an odd number."

Wang Jingjun: "I bet on even numbers."

Shi Kaiyue stared at her and said silently——what do you mean, you? !

Wang Jingjun smiled and said, "One of us has to win to punish Chen Xu."

Shi Kaiyue was right after thinking about it, so she agreed.

Then everyone started betting on singles and doubles. In the end, there were twelve singles and nine doubles.The nine shuangli include Chen Xu, Xiao Yang, Su Le, Wang Jingjun, Ning Guodong, Oh McDull, Guowan whoring pot, widows in a row, Xiaoniao alone, and the rest are all singles.

After pressing, everyone, one, two, three, lowered their heads and looked under the table together.

Everyone was counting how many pairs of shoes they had, except Chen Xu and Xiao Yang, Su Le and Guo Wan whores.

The first one to finish counting was beef floss, and she yelled and asked, "Why is there an extra pair of shoes?!"

Shi Kaiyue went crazy, pointing at a certain point and shouting: "I'll clean it! Whose high-heeled shoes belong to?!"

Guo Wan prostitute looked at Chen Xu thoughtfully.In fact, the reason why he followed Chen Xuxuan was not because he trusted the deputy gang leader, but because he paid too much attention to her, so when she left, he noticed that she was a little shorter than when she came in.Everyone was busy chatting and no one thought about this kind of problem, but he was out of it.

He would suggest that Xiao Shanshan dumped Xiao Yangyang and him not because he really had any thoughts about that little Shanshan, but because he clearly felt that the atmosphere between Xiao Shanshan and Huanghuang was a bit special, so he just wanted to test it out.Just at the first glance, he felt that Danghuang was very special, this woman was so attractive.

Love to eat broccoli: "Isn't it because the boss took off his shoes here when he left?"

Just after saying this, Chen Guang came in, "Why should I take off my shoes?"

When Chen Guang came in, he was neatly dressed and well-matched.Today she was wearing a brown casual leather jacket with a pair of jeans with multiple pockets underneath, and now she was wearing a pair of flat boots similar to military boots.If this look was paired with high heels...

That definitely can't be described as "tasteless", it's just too fucking bumpy!

So no one suspected that her shoes had been changed, only Shi Kaiyue, who dared to doubt, dared not say anything.

There is also Wang Jingjun who dares, but he thinks it is unnecessary, the important thing is that he won!He can openly ask Shi Kaiyue to do one thing for him!

Shi Kaiyue gouged Chen Xu with an eye knife, but got a triumphant smile from him.

Either way, it's a foregone conclusion now.Chen Xu can make twelve losers do one thing, including Shi Kaiyue.Those other than him who won can only ask Shi Kaiyue to do one thing.

As half of the host, Chen Xu decided to let his friends enjoy the fruits of their victory first.

Although the friends met for the first time, no one would let go of such an opportunity. After thinking about it, they all put forward their own requirements.

Madam, please try to write down one by one, and found that he has to do the following seven things——

[-]. Say to the first person you see when you leave the private room: "Hey, I like you." If you are unlucky and there is no woman, you can only say it to the man.

Xiao Yang and Su Le thought at the same time: He will feel unlucky if he has a woman.

Second, take a group photo with your mobile phone.

[-]. Report your living address and mobile phone number in order to hook up.

3. Use newspapers to make a headgear that only exposes two eyes. Put it on and go to the lobby of Fuquan Building to stand for [-] minutes. (Suleti's)

[-]. Sing a song. (It's still more kind to Guowan whores)

[-]. Help block all the wine tonight. (A request from Xiaoniao alone)

[-]. Go around the table ten times with the hungry teacher on your back. (Bored Xiao Yang)

I know that the reason for saying seven is because Chen Xu and Wang Jingjun, the big bad guys, haven't mentioned it yet, and they said they have to think about it.

Shi Kaiyue said depressedly: Damn, the more you think about it, the worse it gets!

The first six are all okay, it's shameful to go out singing and drinking, he has a thick skin, so it doesn't matter.But the last one!What does it mean to go around the table ten times with the hungry teacher on your back? !Do you know that if you don’t have the stature of the teacher, you must have at least one hundred kilograms or more!

No matter what, Shi Kaiyue completed the first six items one by one.When he left the private room, he saw a beautiful girl who was serving food to them. The girl blushed a little, and didn't say much after knowing that they were playing games.Taking photos and reporting addresses is just a matter of talking and taking a position, and then singing, hum, anyway, he is not the one who is being tortured, so he just sings!Blocking the wine is useless now, I need help later.

When it came to Article [-], everyone looked at Shi Kaiyue.Shi Kaiyue gritted her teeth and looked at Master Hungry and Chen Xu.Xiao Yang who made the request at this moment was ignored instead.

The widows lined up in a row: "Pfft, my lady, please use your strength to the elder, you can recite it. Although he is a man, the elder teacher is so strong."

Acting as the teacher: "That's right, it's your blessing to carry me, come and squat in front of the master." Usually, I have a good relationship with the lady, and the teacher also came to joke when I was hungry.

Chen Xu: "You can also choose to drink ten cups in a row."

Oh McDull: "Recite it, elder, it's time to practice carrying the bride in advance."

This seems to be quite pleasing to the ear, but Shi Kaiyue looked up and down so hungry that there was no teacher, and immediately collapsed.

There is another question. Wang Jingjun doesn't like the current development very much either. He immediately said, "Why don't you recite me? The teacher is too difficult."

Shi Kaiyue's heart trembled, she simply squatted down and said, "Well, I'll be a fucking disabled person, so either of you will get one."

In the end, Wang Jingjun and Mrs. Hungry didn't do anything. They always felt that they would be disabled if they were not disabled by Shi Kaiyue.

Shi Kaiyue was happy, straightened his waist quickly and said: "It's not because I'm playing tricks, it's because they didn't cooperate."

Someone suggested, why don't you just change the request, "My lady, please use your strength" is too vicious, who dares to let him recite it?

Xiao Yang also felt that there was nothing wrong with it, and said, "Then let's sing another song."

Shi Kaiyue just wanted to say—Xiao Yang, so you can be so kind!Sure enough, the daughter-in-law of the wild fox can also belong to the little white rabbit!

I heard Xiao Yang emphasize: "If you want to sing Dongfanghong, squat under the table and sing."

People: "=口="

Ning Guodong: "Pfft, has Mao Zedong's song come out in China?"

Xiao Yang: "Yes."

Shi Kaiyue: "..."

After struggling for a long time between singing and not singing, Shi Kaiyue gritted her teeth and got under the table.

Is this person lost less today?Singing, he will treat it as a kindness today and entertain the public.

After the singing, everyone was shocked. It is estimated that Shi Kaiyue is the first person who can sing Dongfanghong like a Beijing opera.

Only Chen Xu and Wang Jingjun still remembered to applaud, but their faces were so twitched... as if they had vibrating eggs in their mouths.

Wang Jingjun saw that Shi Kaiyue was so pitiful, but he didn't have any sympathy at all. He thought that sympathy would not happen to wolves.Just listen to his request: "Pretend to be a maid and serve the Lord for one minute, or wear the extra pair of high-heeled shoes and walk two catwalks, you choose."

Shi Kaiyue chose to drink ten cups in a row.

why?Because he felt that he couldn't meet Chen Xu's challenge without drinking to strengthen his courage.

As it turned out, he was right!

Chen Xu suggested: "My lady, please force the elder to lean on the front of Juanxian, and you two will have a classic production from the Titanic."

Okay, it doesn't take too long, just keep it for 3 minutes. "

After drinking ten glasses of beer, Shi Kaiyue's tongue became a little bit big after she became more courageous.But for Chen Xu's request, he always

I don't care at all, isn't it just 3 minutes, just stand there!Who is afraid of whom!

Wang Jingjun reminded everyone in advance: "Anyone with a mobile phone camera will take a picture, and keep it as a souvenir. The male version is usually invisible."

Needless to say, Su Le has already taken out the camera.Such a classic picture must be taken well, and I will take PS to repair it when I go back. If it is a gift for Xiao Xu, Xiao Xu will be crazy about it.

Ning Guodong found out the music in his mobile phone and played it in a very timely manner. This song was played for him by his lover, but he seldom listened to it. He didn't expect it to come in handy today!

When Xiao Qu'er played like this, and the two of them moved like this, everyone in the private room laughed cramp except for a few of them.Those who didn't laugh were all overturned by thunder!

There are still a few people who were sober but lost, all worried about their own fate, wondering what bad idea that black-bellied deputy gang leader would have for them.

But in fact, Chen Xu didn't make too much of a spoof request. Like Xiao Yang, he only asked all the losers to sing that song - Dongfanghong.

Shi Kaiyue finally got a little balance.And this night, the moment everyone passed by Haitian Pavilion, they thought they had returned to before liberation.