The spring of the online game daddy

Although we have lived together for more than two years, I still think of the first time I met Xiao Yang when I am idle.

At that time, Xiao Yang closed his eyes and slept like an older child in the noisy KTV private room. He was completely defenseless and didn't know that he was betrayed by his buddies. He just focused on playing cards with Duke Zhou and didn't even notice that I came.

The one who was on guard was probably another person, the one named Liang Qibin, who showed the attitude of a protector the moment he saw me appear, and showed hostility towards me like that.

In fact, speaking seriously, although I felt Liang Qibin's attitude, I didn't take it to heart at all, because at that time most of the souls had been seduced by Xiao Yang.

The brothers all said that I must have been fascinated by Xiao Yang's looks at first, and I neither explained nor denied it.

Xiao Yang's appearance is indeed a one-in-a-kind beauty. He is like an unconscious sucker, stealing my attention silently.

The first thing I saw was his eyelashes. They were thick and long, like a row of small brushes. They were not very curled, but they gave people a very simple feeling.Because he was sleeping at that time, I couldn't see his eyes. Sometimes I thought, if he had opened his eyes when I saw him for the first time, maybe I would have the urge to kidnap him without saying a word.

Because of the fast-changing lights, I'm not sure about his skin color, but it's fine enough. His eyebrows are not as wide as ordinary men, but they match his face just right, with a straight nose and lips. Very thin, slightly sexy when you sip it...

I think it is natural for me to be fascinated, but in fact, I am more in love with his unique quietness, as if no matter what kind of disturbance and restlessness, just looking at him can stop me, which makes people want to stop.

I don't like excitement, and I always feel that it is better to go for a walk or watch a movie quietly than to get together with family or friends and make a mess.When I first saw Xiao Yang, I had that strange feeling that this person could spend the rest of my life quietly and leisurely with me.

"Puchi——" Xiao Yang chuckled suddenly from behind Chen Xu. He patted Chen Xu on the shoulder and said jokingly: "You actually know how to write this kind of thing, but then again, if you saw me singing at that time Look, probably you won't feel so broken, hahahaha!"

Chen Xu was speechless for a while, took his lover's hand and sat next to him, "Are the children asleep?"

"En." Xiao Yang moved the notebook in front of Chen Xu, and lay down on Chen Xu's lap deftly, "Ling Yu and Xiaohui said that they will go to the second brother's place to see the little sister tomorrow."

Chen Xu raised his eyebrows and asked Xiao Yang, "Are you sure Xiao Xu agrees?"

It's not that he, a father, underestimated the two sons, it's really... Their ability to cause trouble is too strong, and most people can't accept it.Xiao Xu's number one natural enemy now is Ling Yu, followed by Xiao Hui.Xiaohui was pretty good at first, but he pampered his younger brother very much. Whenever Ling Yu made a bad move, Xiaohui would mostly execute it.Ling Yu's listless look is somewhat similar to Xiao Yang's.

"Well, I personally agreed." Xiao Yang also answered a little uncertainly. He also felt strange that Xiao Xu would never agree to these two little devil kings going to her house to play in the usual way. Is there any new way to treat children? trick?

Early the next morning, the two couples went out together after eating snacks and getting dressed, the destination - Chen Xi's house

Chen Xi and Xiao Xu are resting today, but this is not the reason why they agreed with their younger brother's family to come to the door. The destructive power of the two children of the younger brother's family is definitely not to the extent that they can ignore the past with a brainstorm, so the real reason is that Xiao Xu Xu Xin met a friend who is a teacher in a kindergarten. This friend is called Li Mo, and his ability to treat children is quite high. Today, this teacher was invited to the house by Xiao Xu early in the morning. She didn't believe that he couldn't handle it. Xiaohui and Ling Yu.

Ding dong, the doorbell rang.

Xiao Xu went to open the door, and the first to enter were Xiao Hui and Ling Yu.

Xiaohui's first sentence: "Second Uncle, Second Aunt, here we come~"

Ling Yu: "Eh?! Brother, look, that big brother who is very beautiful and can learn how to be bumpy is here!"

Chen Xi: "..."

Xiao Xu looked back with difficulty, "Li Mo, do you know them?"

Li Mo nodded stiffly, "I saw it in a supermarket once..." He swore that it was the worst day since he came to City A!

That day he finished shopping and waited in line for the checkout, but when it was his turn to count, there was an extra box of condoms in the shopping cart for some reason.He was useless, so he wanted to put it back, but at this critical moment, the youngest of the two children said: "Dad, do you want to use this with your wife or with your husband?"

Immediately afterwards the older one said: "The wife is a woman, and the husband is a man."

He and the cashier stood there in embarrassment, but what troubled him more than the cashier was that he was not their father at all!

He returned the condom to the cashier and said that he really didn't want it, but the cashier showed his disbelief and looked at him with a very strange look, which made him very speechless.

In the end, he simply gritted his teeth, bought the condom, and then left after paying.But at this time, the two children each grabbed his arm and insisted that he was his father.Xiao Xiao's acting skills are top-notch, and he cries whenever he wants to, making all the staff and customers around him point and point at him.

The youngest, Wow, cried for a long time and whispered in his ear: "If you learn Bump Man once, you will be let go."

In order to avoid making things worse, he made a move, and they really let him go...

gone……

He hasn't been to that supermarket so far, lest he see these two little bastards again!

Li Mo stroked his forehead and said to Xiao Xu: "If you know it's them, you will carry me on your own and I won't come."

Li Mo repeated what happened in the supermarket in this way, and several adults had different thoughts after hearing it.

Ling Yu smiled crookedly, pointed at Chen Xu and Xiao Yang and introduced, "Big brother, this is my father, and this is my mother."

Xiao Yang pinched Ling Yu's face, "I am your uncle, do you understand?"

ignored...

Chen Xu seemed to be apologetic and said, "I'm so sorry, they are too cheap." He decided not to mention where he and Xiao Yang were that day.In fact, they saw most of what Xiaohui and Ling Yu did, but when they saw it, it was too late to save them, so they chose to ignore it.At this time, if they jumped out and admitted that they were the parents of the child, they would definitely be despised miserably. Therefore, based on the idea that they would rather die than a poor Taoist, they decided to pretend to be stupid to the end.As long as the safety of the children is guaranteed, the rest, let the children go.

Li Mo rolled his eyes and reluctantly accepted the apology.

It is conceivable that day, Xiao Xu once again regretted agreeing to allow the two little bastards to come to her house to play.To actually draw a baby elephant on her newly bought white leather shoes, and draw little wings on the soles of her daughter's feet, so why would she want her to fly away...

The most speechless thing is that they actually cut Chen Xi's new suit pants into cropped pants! ! ! !

Xiao Xu pointed at Ling Yu, "Stinky boy, don't come to my house again! Come and cut your little JJ again!"

Ling Yu turned her head, "Hmph! If you invite me, I won't even come! In case your daughter won't be able to get married in the future, it will be said that I caused the trouble."

Chen Xu & Xiao Yang are silent, this is really not what they taught//(ㄒoㄒ)//

When I went home for dinner at night, Ling Yu suddenly said at the dinner table: "Mom and Dad, why does sister Ruoyi have breast milk, but I don't?"

Xiao Yang was stunned, but Chen Xu replied, "Because you have milk to drink."

Ling Yu: "Oh, what if I want to drink breast milk now?"

Chen Xu said again: "I don't have to drink, you have already missed that opportunity. Besides, you will be laughed at by other children if you drink breast milk at your age."

Ling Yu was quiet for a while, "Father, can we take sister Ruoyi home to play? If you go to the second uncle's house to play, you will see the Yasha-like face of the second aunt, it's so broken."

Xiao Yang looked at Chen Xu, Chen Xu thought for a while and said, "If younger sister Ruoyi comes to the house, she will steal your milk powder and eat it. Do you want her to come?"

Ling Yu subconsciously grabbed the baby bottle beside the table, "Give it up, grab my milk powder and drink it? How can I do that!"

Ling Yu has a nickname called Little Milk Bottle. He loves to drink milk powder since he was a child, and he hasn't given up until now. It is absolutely impossible to steal his meal or his milk.

Chen Xu said that he had no other choice, "Either grab your milk powder, or don't invite her to play, you choose."

Ling Yu struggled for a while, "Then...forget about it." Although my sister's chubby little feet are fun, but if you come to grab his milk powder, forget it.

The next morning, Ling Yu and Xiaohui were playing in the community accompanied by Xiao Yang, and saw a small Chihuahua dog. After Ling Yu returned home, he said to Chen Xu who had just finished breakfast: "Dad, we also have a dog at home. How about a puppy?"

Xiao Yang spread his hands, expressing his helplessness.

Chen Xu said: "But the family can only support you and your brother. If you have another dog, then you or your brother will have to be given away."

Xiaohui rolled his eyes at Chen Xu, his father is getting more and more capable.

Ling Yu said: "Then... why don't you ask brother to eat less?"

Xiaohui couldn't laugh or cry, "Why do you eat more?"

Ling Yu said confidently, "I'm still young, I still want to grow up, you're already so tall, what's the point of eating less?"

Chen Xu insisted, "I can only raise two, Ling Yu, think about it carefully, whether you want to send your brother away or want a dog."

Ling Yu thought about it for half an hour, until Xiaohui was almost sad, and then he reluctantly said: "Oh, let's take care of my brother."

Xiao Yang was curious and asked him, "Why?"

Ling Yu grabbed Xiaohui's hand, and his eyes were very affectionate, "Who made him say that he will be my daughter-in-law?"

Xiaohui stopped eating, "When did I say that?!"