[Comprehensive Wenye] No more memories after that

Port Mafia internal communication group——

Kajii Kijiro: By the way, today is Tanabata~

Nakahara Chuya: What does Tanabata have to do with us!Our Qixi Festival has passed long ago!

Kajii Keijiro: There is nothing wrong with saying that, but we are not together during the Tanabata festival here, and none of the Tanabata fireworks bombs I researched were released (lost)

Nakahara Chuya: Hello! (Loudly) The Mafia building in the port was blown up by your experiment a few days ago and has just been repaired. Are you ready to tear it down and rebuild it! ! !

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: Mr. Chuya, calm down!

Higuchi Ichiyo: Tanabata... Tanabata!Ahhhhhh (panic), I haven't prepared any presents for Akutagawa-senpai yet! ! !

Nakahara Chuya: What is there to give on Qixi Festival? It’s not a big day!

Nakahara Chuya: And everyone is single here talking about what to do on Tanabata!

Kajii Keijiro: Calm down, whoever says being single is not worthy of Tanabata.

Nakahara Chuya: (hesitating) That's what I said...

Chuya Nakahara: Wait, now we are not talking about Qixi Festival or Qixi Festival, have you finished your work yet!Hurry up and do it!

Kajii Keijiro: You can work anytime, but Tanabata is just today.

Chuya Nakahara: You just want to avoid work!

Kajii Kijiro: It's decided, today's theme is how to get out of being single in the Tanabata Battle!

Nakahara Chuya: Hello!Did you listen to me!

Tachihara Michizo: It seems very interesting!

Higuchi Ichiyo: Silently spying on the screen

Guangjin Liulang: Watching silently

Nakahara Chuya: Wait!All of us are single discussing what getting out of being single!If you can get away, who is still chatting here!

Kajii Keijiro: Sasa, the theme of this issue, let us give advice on how to get rid of being single!

Nakahara Chuya: Kajii, did you listen to me?

Kajii Keijiro: So let us first ask Akutagawa to share his chasing skills.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: Is it the next one? !

Nakahara Chuya: Kajii, don't persecute Akutagawa, he hasn't been in a relationship yet, how could he have any skills!

Kajii Keijiro: Huh, Nakaya-san, don't be fooled by Akutagawa's appearance.

Central Plains Chuya:?

Silver: approaching silently

Kajii Keijiro: You see, if Akutagawa has no skills, how can he make Higuchi fascinated by his personality.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: Cough cough cough cough

Higuchi Ichiyo: Mr. Kajii, please stop talking nonsense!I have nothing but admiration for Akutagawa-senpai!I...I have absolutely no idea about Akutagawa-senpai's flesh/body!Really do not have! (blushing and panicking)

Higuchi Ichiyo: Even if I follow Akutagawa-senpai every time and look at his slender waist that can't be blocked even if I wear clothes, and the slender hands that cover my mouth every time I cough, even every time I walk I don’t have any thoughts about the slender legs when I was talking to Mr. Nakaya and the way I blushed (Super Loud)

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: That's enough, stop talking about Higuchi! (Interrupted in anger)

Silver: silent memory

Nakahara Chuya: I didn't expect... Higuchi, you are so...

Higuchi Ichiyo: Sorry (blushing and shouting)

Kajii Keijiro: Ahem, let’s get back to the topic!Akutagawa, tell me what skills you have for chasing people.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: I have no skills, and I will never chase people!I want to dedicate myself to the port mafia like Mr. Nakaya (Look excitedly at Nakaya)

Nakahara Chuya: This... This doesn't need to be like this...

Kajii Keijiro: Tsk

Guangjin Liulang: When it comes to chasing people, although I have never been in a relationship, I think——

Kajii Keijiro: Wait, Mr. Hirotsu.

Guangjin Liulang:?

Kajii Keijiro: Next, I will invite Mr. Hirotsu to volunteer a speech, everyone listen carefully!

Guangjin Liulang:...

Guangjin Liulang: Cough, although I have never been in a relationship, I think it is better to take the initiative when chasing someone, be a gentleman, and at the same time be more generous to the partner.

Guangjin Liulang: You should carefully observe the mood of the other party. If you feel uncomfortable or angry, you should express your concern. From time to time, you can surprise and keep it fresh. If the other party is suddenly angry with you but you don’t know the reason, this trick may be avoided. And if the other party I think you made her angry, no matter what it is, admit your mistake first, and——

Tachihara Michizo: So troublesome...

Nakahara Chuya: I feel that making a girlfriend is more troublesome than doing tasks.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: I also think so.

Tachihara Michizao: Sure enough, it's better to be single.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: I also feel——

Higuchi Ichiyo: No, Akutagawa-san must not!In fact, girls are not that troublesome, like me, if it were me, none of this would happen to me, I don't want anything, as long as I stay with Akutagawa-senpai, there will never be any sadness, and I don't need your money Money, I can hand over my salary, and I can do surprises and so on! (Excited)

Nakahara Chuya: Higuchi, girls, please be more reserved!

Kajii Jijiro: Did you sell it on the spot?

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: Higuchi!

Higuchi Ichiyo: Senior Akutagawa!

Kajii Jiro: Then the next Tachihara!

Tachihara Michizao: Huh?Is it up to me!

Tachihara Michizao: For me, it is normal to send flowers or something, although I don't think I should talk to someone.

Kajii Jiro: Oh, it's really ordinary.

Rachihara Michizao: What?Ordinary and not ordinary!Isn't that what chasing girls look like!

Kajii Keijiro: Osamu Dazai of the Armed Detective Agency next door is not ordinary. With a single face, he is mixed in various circles, and he is very popular with women.

Nakahara Chuya: Why are you talking about that mackerel!As soon as the other girl had a good impression, she was scared to death by being dragged to die in love in the next second.

Nakahara Chuya: What's the use of being attractive to women? Look who's dating him!

Ryunosuke Akutagawa: ...

Michizaru Tachihara:  …

Kajii Keijiro: ...It seems to be the same...

Nakahara Chuya: So, what’s the use of discussing these here, don’t hurry up and work!

Kajii Keijiro: But even if he has no relationship, it is undeniable that he is the most popular person in the Armed Detective Agency.

Kajii Keijiro: You can do whatever you want with just one face, obviously we are not bad——

Kajii Keijiro: That’s right, our port Mafia is not bad, let’s take a look at Nakaya-san!

Chuya Nakahara: Me?

Kajii Keijiro: Not to mention this face that is not inferior to Dazai Osamu, your position as the five major cadres of the port mafia, your wealth, and the way you treat girls and gentlemen are enough to fascinate a lot of people!

Nakahara Chuya: (blush)

Kajii Keijiro: So why is there no one chasing you, Nakaya-san!

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: Ahem, I can! (blush silently raises hands)

Higuchi Ichiyo: Senior Akutagawa! (unbelievable)

Nakahara Chuya: Akutagawa, don't join in the fun!

Kajii Keijiro: So why is there no one chasing you, Nakaya-san!

Nakahara Chuya: I don't know what other people think!

Kajii Keijiro: Then why don't you chase others!

Nakahara Chuya: You are all running away from work, so many jobs are handed over to me in the end, how can I have time to chase others!

Kajii Kijiro:  …

Michizaru Tachihara:  …

Nakahara Chuya: Hey, have you stopped talking about things that are so important to work? (Shock)

Kajii Jiro: Alright, let's pick up the topic!

Nakahara Chuya: Don't change the subject, bastard!

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: If Mr. Nakaya is too busy, heck, heck, I can help!cough cough...

Nakahara Chuya: You don’t need it, you’d better take care of your illness (support the forehead)

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: QAQ

Nakahara Chuya: Don't post kaomoji!

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: Cough cough cough, I'm sorry, it's my sister who made the claim.

silver:......

Kajii Keijiro: So what skills does Mr. Nakaya have in chasing people?

Nakahara Chuya: Ah, let me go to work after you finish answering!

Nakahara Chuya: Isn’t the trick of chasing people just to invite her to dinner, watch a movie, chat, find some topics that both of you are interested in, and then give her a gift that she likes?

Kajii Kijiro: What about an unexpected tradition~

Chuya Nakahara: Hey, what's your tone.

Kajii Keijiro: Unexpectedly, Nakaya-san didn't say anything about wine tasting together.

Nakahara Chuya: Of course girls should drink less alcohol!And what if you get drunk?

Kajii Keijiro: Staying in a hotel together, and then sleeping on the same bed, having a drunken mess~

Nakahara Chuya: That's enough, don't talk about it (blush)

Chuya Nakahara: How could I do this!

Kajii Jijiro: That’s true (sorry)

Nakahara Chuya: Hey, what are you regretting!

Kajii Keijiro: And in terms of Nakaya-san's wine, maybe the woman is not drunk yet, you will be drunk first...

Nakahara Chuya: That’s not that bad, right? (whispers)

Kajii Keijiro: It’s a trivial matter to get drunk, but if you play drunk, you will definitely scare the woman.

Nakahara Chuya:......

Nakahara Chuya: So I would never invite the woman to drink at all!

Kajii Keijiro: Hey~

Nakahara Chuya: I've finished talking, so hurry up and go to work!

Mori Ogai: hou~ will you talk about Tanabata again?

Kajii Jijiro: By the way, does the leader have any skills in chasing people?

Nakahara Chuya: Hey, treat the leader with respect!

Mori Ogai: The skill of chasing people~ Of course it is to buy her all kinds of beautiful skirts~

Alice: I don't want to!

Alice: Rintaro has terrible taste!

Mori Ogai: Alice Sauce QAQ

Alice: Go away Rintaro, it's disgusting!

Mori Ogai: Don’t be like this~

Mori Ogai: I used my salary to buy a lot of beautiful little skirts, and Alice-chan will definitely like them this time!

Nakahara Chuya: BOSS——

Mori Ogai: This time I also bought Alice-chan's little dress that you have been loving lately~

Alice: OK... OK, I'll trust you just once.

Mori Ogai: (happy)

Nakahara Chuya: Cough cough cough, anyway, the topic is over for me!Get to work quickly!

Kajii Kijiro: I'm so sorry——

Nakahara Chuya: Hurry up!

Kajii Jiro: Well, then I announce!The first phase of the Qixi Festival Battle: How to Get Out of Singles is officially over!

(In the next second, fireworks and explosions flew outside, and the Mafia building in the port was toppled down again——)

Nakahara Chuya: Kajii! ! !

The author has something to say: Aba, a single dog is not worthy of celebrating the Qixi Festival, so I'm thinking about cooing.This time the number of words is enough, full of 3000 words, 3000 words!I can't even think of it myself, it's a miracle! !This time, whoever wants to call me short, look at me! (kimbo)

Through the voting in the group, it was determined that this one was written about Qixi Festival, hahaha.

PS: Is it a Tanabata benefit?I dug out the Akutagawa version of Majestic, collected two years ago, and asked the group to find out that everyone didn't know Akutagawa's voice actor Kenzho Ono sang Majestic?If you sing too honestly, you can play it outside! !Personally tested!

Search directly by name: [Bungo Stray Dogs Burning Xiang] Akutagawa-kun's majesty seems to be burning?It's a video made by Mrs. kiyo_kawakami