Make sand sculptures, President!

Mr. Sha knew the high energy ahead but didn't remind him. Xiang Tiange, who had lost his body protection barrage, just saw Mr. Sha who was naked through the side seam of his underwear.

The habit of wearing formal clothes all the year round gave Mr. Sha a sunshade on his skin. It was oily and smooth, as tender as the first bowl of jelly beans just out of the pot in the morning, making people want to take a few bites.

The evil thoughts that are not allowed in the professional ethics have arisen in the secretary's heart-the evil thoughts of being a man.

During the two seconds when the door was opened and closed, Xiang Tiange successfully captured a smooth long leg and half a plump buttocks into his mind with his extraordinary instant memory, and immediately processed them into permanent images, so that they can be seen later. Flip it out and play it on loop anytime.

Secretary Xiang is a qualified secretary, but he is by no means a sage of abstinence. He is a 27-year-old young man who is full of vigor, and he also has physical needs.Lonely man naked. Men are in the same room, and they are also the president and secretary. A bunch of materials of the office version of the [-] banned men's body exchange competition will be released every minute on the Internet.

Xiang Tiange narrowed his eyes slightly, the glamorous scenery just now was accompanied by slow-motion special effects in his mind, the bathroom door that got in the way was turned upside down and then turned upside down, the two-second shot became A 2-minute ghost video...

Cough cough, the part-time job disease has occurred again.

All in all, the boss's naked clothes came into my line of sight, and I was passive and aggressive, not actively infringing, and neither violated the law nor violated morality.

It's not hot-eyed, after all, Mr. Sha's body is worth licking.

The passive Xiang Tiange passed the inner barrier so easily, and whistled at the re-closed bathroom door without knowing what to do.

Sure enough, there was another sound of ping-pong-pong in the bathroom. The bottles and jars containing shower gel, shampoo, and moisturizer seemed to be engraved with Xiang Secretary's name, and then they were thrown to the ground by Mr. Sha's slap .

Oh, that's too much teasing.

"How to tame a boss with fried hair simply and efficiently" is Goldbach's conjecture [1] in Xiang Tiange's career, and it is always on the road of practice and reasoning.At this moment, he doesn't know that, in fact, as long as he puts on the Internet vest and starts producing food, even if he asks Mr. Sha to wear women's clothes to meet customers tomorrow, he may be forgiven by the latter.

Appropriate teasing is a different kind of taste, excessive teasing is obscene behavior, Xiang Tiange knows how to handle this, so he smiled and pulled the underwear off his head, and then held it in his hands.

The moist touch covered the palm, and the unexpected scent of soap replaced the imaginary masculinity. The 30-year-old boy, who was too decent, even deliberately washed the rags that he regarded as garbage.

Xiang Tiange suddenly remembered the stray cat who used to squat under the eaves of his house when he was a child, usually grinning fiercely, but ran over to rub his trouser legs when he moved away.

It's cute, I want to rua it and then hug it and kiss it.

In addition to being moved, Secretary Xiang even came up with the ridiculous idea of ​​buying an incense case and praying every day.In the end, he just hung up the underwear that Mr. Sha had washed himself and returned to his room - taking advantage of Mr. Sha's illness and could not stop him, he asked the secretary to live in the suite on his own initiative, of course for the convenience of taking care of him.

Then he knocked on the bathroom door, with an unexpectedly good temper: "Mr. Sha, I'm going to the catering department."

The response to him was naturally a steamy and tempered quick paw.

Considering that Xiaosha is recovering from a serious illness, it is not easy to eat meat, and it is not suitable to eat too much now that it is late at night. A bowl of hot soup is perfect.So Secretary Xiang switched his function key to the cooking aunt's position, and planned to go to the catering department to cook a bowl of noodles by himself.

The road from the VIP building to the catering department was very long. While waiting for the sightseeing bus to pick up, Xiang Tiange took out his mobile phone from his coat pocket and boarded the station Z app.Countless comments squeezed his notification bar into three small red dots. Xiang Tiange didn't have the habit of reading comments, but occasionally read private messages.

As the hottest big UP master of station Z, Xiang Tiange's enthusiasm for this is as weak as if it had been diluted.He will come into contact with this field, which is completely an attractive bonus and benefit for the Z station newcomer plan.

Xiang Tiange is a golden phoenix that rarely flies out of the poor. Although it is not as exaggerated as the neighbors and villagers collectively raising money for him to study, life is still very tight when he is a student. Suppress the sour taste.

In line with the dual purpose of being able to learn and master new media technologies such as PS and PR while making money, as well as the spirit of striving to achieve the ultimate in any position, Xiang Tiange has taken the step of becoming a UP owner since he decided to Compose a funny myth and work hard for the only goal.

Xiang Tiange originally only wanted to be an ordinary million-up master, but his strength didn't allow him to hide his clumsiness, and he became popular in no time.

After graduating from university, he successfully joined the Shadi Group as the secretary to the president who is admired by thousands of people. He worked three times with such intensity that he was like a nuwa mending the sky. He also accompanied his boss to open OT【2】every day, which took up almost all of his time. It has been difficult for him to spare energy to maintain stable updates.

But he has received too much attention and love along the way, which made him hesitant when he wanted to retire.

What made Xiang Tiange fail to quit the circle in the end was a fan whose id was "Big White Goose's Cookie".The reason why Xiang Tiange can remember this person is not only because he is always number one in his gold master list, but also because he is always chattering like a little sparrow in private messages.

This veteran big fan and patron likes to discuss with himself his thoughts on funny and sand sculptures, and will share his excitement after seeing his works, even though he is wearing a cold mask and rarely responds. "Big White Goose's Cookies" approached him awkwardly and cautiously across the Internet, wearing a clear ID, but he was too embarrassed to say a word of love that was so obvious that it was written between the lines.

When too many people rely on the virtual network to convey "likes" without any burden, this pure and passionate emotion will appear vulgar and even dull.

And it is the tangled and cautious attitude of "Big White Goose's Little Cookies" and the joyful emotions overflowing from the entire screen that make Xiang Tiange occasionally have the illusion of "Maybe Ta really likes me", and also let Xiang Tiange Xiang Tiange realized that what she thought of as "nutritional waste" was actually a gas station for other people's moods.

Right, there is pure friendship between fans and UP masters!

Xiang Tiange suddenly had a sense of mission for this part-time job: he wanted to continue to have the ID of "Fatty Big White Goose", so that Cookie and other fans who liked him could continue to get comfort and happiness from him.

I just didn't expect that "Big White Goose's Cookies" actually wanted to sleep with me.

If he wants to sleep, be honest, don't be afraid to admit it!Xiang Tiange has long been used to such things. After all, the number of fans on the homepage who want to sleep with him and give him monkeys grows exponentially.

It's nothing unusual, and the excuse of typing a typo is a bit infantile.

The former confidant fan actually recommended himself as a pillow seat in such a frenzy. Xiang Tiange, as a serious UP owner, actively responded to the national green clean network call, and did not engage in such smoky things as sleeping fans.

Wake up my old fans!This is love in seven forms [3]!

Sure enough, there is no pure friendship between fans and UP masters!

Xiang Tiange sighed, he has no leisure to deal with the delay device on the network now, after all, the time bomb in the VIP building behind him has entered the final countdown.The bomb disposal expert, Secretary Xiang, took a sightseeing car and hurried to the catering department to serve Mr. Sha to eat, and then hurried back to the VIP building.

The chewy handmade noodles are paired with the bone broth boiled at night by the food and beverage department, chopped green onion and coriander, adding a touch of color to the three fresh silk.Secretary Xiang held the food box in his arms and covered it with a coat, just to lock in the fresh aroma when it was just out of the pot.

"Drip-"

Xiang Tiange swiped open the door with the key card, put the food box on the bar, looked around the living room and saw no one.

It's strange, it's been a long time in the bath, and how many layers of skin have been rubbed off.

Xiang Tiange walked into Mr. Sha's bedroom, intending to call someone out, but heard ghostly music pouring out from the bathroom door like a tide——

"It's hard to say that this is the mouth of the mouth,"

"Let's just pass by,"

"I don't know what to say,"

"Yuan let death go away,"

"竾浍画菥嚤..."

Bridge Bean Sacks!cepstral!The non-mainstream version of the barrage pops up automatically.

Without even thinking about it, Xiang Tiange was convinced at that second that Mr. Sha must be ecstatically twisting his waist under the shower at this moment, twisting the afterimages of the three of them with his own strength, as silky as Dove and smooth. Smooth as Rejoice.

The domineering president turned into a bathroom idol and contributed ceiling-level singing and dancing. The small shower room is an international stage, and every stream of water and steam is a screaming fan.

Heh, from the moment he saw Mr. Sha drunk and turned into a butterfly fluttering about in the square, Xiang Tiange should have understood that this person's private path is not normal at all, and some of them have some strange hobbies.

Only this time, every note and every tune made Xiang Tiange more familiar with chills down his spine——

"Love River", the main BGM of Shadow Stream, is the version that I personally remixed last year.

Horses that ride on flying swallows can't stand on Xiang Tiange's heart that seems to have thousands of alpacas galloping at the moment.

He withdrew the hand that was about to stick to the bathroom door, lowered his head all the way, and retreated to the door of the room along the original road at the speed of desertification of the oasis.

My millions of followers, please tell me why my boss plays the video I made in the shower?

The author says:

[1] Goldbach's conjecture: an unsolved proposition in mathematics

[2] OT: Overtime

【3】: "Seven Shapes of Love" stalk: deformed love

Secretary Xiang heard the BGM that he had processed. Is it still far from Xiaosha's failure?