Make sand sculptures, President!

No matter how much Xiaosha always has opinions on Secretary Xiang, he cannot be dissatisfied with Secretary Xiang's professional ability.In the past few days when I fell ill, Secretary Xiang was alone in charge of sweeping rogue clients and negotiating sky-high contracts.

To the secretary, eye-catching appearance design, fully automatic work system, barrier-free function switching, the first choice for the success of the disabled president.

Mr. Sha, as a good boss, has always been rewarding and punishing.

"Tell me, what kind of reward do you want." Xiaosha always sat in the first-class chair, crossed his legs and did not forget to nod his toes, and the cotton slippers hanging on it almost fell to the ground. If the law allows, just mention it! Anything is fine."

That expression of "you have to be grateful to me" is very like an iron rooster that is shaking its tail and actively inviting others to pluck it.

"Really?" Pushed his glasses to the secretary, paused for a few seconds, then suddenly propped his chin and approached the boss next door, "Is it really okay to do anything?"

"nonsense……"

The normal social distance was broken between the two of them, and they leaned forward towards the secretary, half of their bodies blocking the light coming in from the porthole.Secretary Xiang's exquisite facial features have become a little hazy because there is no fill light. At this moment, he probably pouts his lips into a diagonal line, raises his eyebrows into a hyperbolic curve, and then narrows his eyes into a Tibetan fox——

Try to restrain the extent to the classic expression of winking and looking to the secretary that can only be discerned under a microscope.

Xiaosha has always watched too many pretentious collections of human oils on station Z. Those actors and stars obviously use their faces to solve the oil problem of the world's poor!But why is it so refreshing to make such an expression to the secretary without being greasy at all?

They are obviously produced by the same mother, but the appearance, texture and taste seem to be pure and natural without pollution, but there is a big difference between fake and shoddy products mixed with chemicals.

Secretary Xiang didn't speak against the light at the moment, and looked at himself quietly, like holding a plump and clean green coconut on the blue-white beach crossed by the equator, while the earth has not completely turned around in the morning. At dawn, the sea breeze with the smell of salted frangipani took a deep breath——

One mouthful is refreshing, two mouthfuls are intoxicating, and three mouthfuls are directly addictive.

Secretary Xiang found out the absence of the person in front of him.Xiao Sha didn't know what he was thinking, and his eyes lost their brilliance for a moment.So Secretary Xiang acted even more recklessly, completely crossing the armrest of the seat between the two of them.

Mr. Sha suddenly became alert.

What are you doing!What are you doing!Can the border be crossed casually like this?Is the barrier in the middle useless?Saudi Arabia and Xiangyang are still in a state of thawing from the Cold War, and have not concluded a friendly agreement, okay? !

Mr. Xiaosha never expected that Secretary Xiang would be frantically probing on the edge of a romantic drama in the workplace. He instinctively backed away, but Secretary Xiang seemed to be looking at the docking module following the spacecraft, unable to get rid of the specific orbital program that had been set. Lock on the target firmly.

Maybe what he is really eyeing is to connect to other sockets...

Wait, isn't he on a plane? Why is he flying over Qiu Mingshan all of a sudden?

Brakes!Pull the handbrake!Stop quickly!

Xiao Sha always came back to his senses and looked straight into the secretary's eyes. The latter's eyes were like an invisible and huge net, completely enveloping him.

He was completely unaware of the pink bubbles floating around that had already attracted the attention of the stewardesses, but he sensitively captured Xiang Secretary's eyes that were looming in the shadows, the flashing flashes of malicious intentions and the desire to fall at any time. Falling cosmic stars.

Oh!purchase!Karma!

Xiang Secretary's eyes are so evil, so charming, so glamorous, so crazy, so cool, so amazing!

In the gentle and lingering, there is so much determination to get what you want but what you can't get.

Damn it, even the Nobel Prize winners can't describe such complicated eyes!Love love love!

Mr. Sha was furious and wiped away his tears with Lemon, and told the secretary that he must have secretly enrolled in the overlord temperament training class without telling him!

Although his overbearing temperament is innate and natural, it is the details that show his skills at the beginning and determine success or failure. Xiaosha, as a person with pursuit, must always improve himself, otherwise he will be like sailing against the current and will not make progress. then retreat.

Secretary Xiang, his good secretary, can you take him through the referral channel of acquaintances and give him some discounts?

You can get the referral bonus, and I can continue to study, it is simply winwin, everyone is happy!

Mr. Sha suddenly appeared in front of Secretary Xiang who was promoting the single-handed registration form, and said to himself with a smile:

"Training first and then paying, if there is no effect, it will be refunded for free! The training course for domineering presidents of 'Let's get better and better' will help you achieve your domineering temperament and help you become the king."

What a catchy, deceiving consumer ad.

Oh, come to feel, it is the feeling of myocardial infarction caused by coronary arteriosclerosis!

Secretary Xiang touched his chin suddenly, with a pensive look on his face: "Did our flight encounter turbulence?"

Xiao Sha was stunned: "Huh? I didn't hear the announcement from the plane."

Oh, to the secretary, a syllable dragged a long tail, and a bully forward, forcing Mr. Sha directly out of the seat, and came to the scene to kneel down.

"Then why is it so loud." Secretary Xiang made a classic pause, showing an intriguing smile, "Could it be that the fuselage of this flight has a quality problem?"

The forehead drips from the kidney... No, the forehead drips from the waist!

Well, now it’s not just thump, thud, but also chuck!

Mr. Sha supported his old waist, used the strength of his abdomen to bounce back to the horizontal plane with a sit-up, threw himself forward and forced Secretary Xiang to the porthole, and growled, "It's your heartbeat, uncle!"

Trapped between Mr. Sha's arms, Secretary Xiang slowly raised his white and tender index finger, seemingly inadvertently, through the gap between the buttons of Mr. Sha's shirt, and gently tapped on his chest.

Laughing softly to the secretary, like a beautiful snake spit out a letter, slightly cold and slippery, sticky body fluid left on the surface of the skin, is a sign and signal of charm.

"No, Mr. Sha." He said, exerting a little force with his fingers, as if directly piercing through the skin and ribs, and poking at the heart muscle of the opponent. "It's your heartbeat."

Boom, boom, boom.

Let me hear whose heartbeat is this?oh!It's really mine!

His meow is actually labor-managed!

Xiaosha always jumped out to clarify himself: "What's the matter? That's the acceleration of my heart for the interest class, it's not that I'm greedy for your body, you think beautifully!"

"When did I ever doubt it?" Xiang Xiang's glasses flashed coldly for no reason, "I didn't say anything."

Appeared!Spectacles!

What do you mean by not calling yourself?What is self-destruction?Xiao Sha always wanted to slap her mouth.

"I'm old and my body has problems at high altitude, can't I?" Xiaosha always became angry, "You care about me?"

Thoughtful to the secretary, he straightened up and took out the notebook and pen he carried with him: "You just said that you want to take interest classes to enrich your life after work, right? Which one is more interesting to you, the elderly activity center or the community art hall? Go and contact the charter."

ha?

For a while, Xiaosha, who didn't understand why he was in contact with these two places, was stunned, and he realized after a few seconds of brain teasing.

"Interest class", "heartbeat", "I'm getting older"...

It's really yours, to the secretary.I am only 30 years old and want me to live a retirement life. Is this what people say?

Xiao Sha always turned his head with a gloomy face, and stared at a certain direction through the half-drawn curtain of the first-class cabin, grinding his teeth fiercely.

Unexpectedly, Xiang's secretary's voice came from the back of his head in the next second: "It is illegal to open the emergency exit without the permission of the crew during the flight."

... enough!

The secretary knows exactly what he is thinking, the most annoying thing!

Xiaosha always felt that Secretary Xiang was simply practicing "a little trick to piss off the boss every day" during this period, and he had already mastered the skills and skill enough to open a sand sculpture marketing account independently to share the practical experience with the majority of netizens.

This made him very unhappy, and the depression lasted until he got back to his own door.When Secretary Xiang stopped the car, Mr. Sha jumped out of the car without looking back, stared angrily at the drill on his shoe toe, and walked into the garden, completely unaware that there was a car parked not far away. Luxury car.

Secretary Xiang suddenly blesses his heart, showing a smile that cannot see clearly in the darkness.

While closing the garden fence, he bent down and picked up a pebble from the flower bed next to him, holding it in his palm, approached Mr. Sha, who was changing shoes at the entrance, as if nothing had happened, and opened the villa gate thoughtfully for him.

"Please come in."

When Secretary Xiang opened the door, he quietly let go of his palm, and the small and smooth pebbles fell on the carpet with the sound of the password lock opening, and Xiao Sha, who was wearing slippers, stepped into the trap carefully designed by the hunter. trap--

"I go!"

Xiao Sha always breathed out the fragrance and thought he was going to be turned on his back, but he fell into a warm and strong embrace without any surprise.He yelled "Are you okay" to the secretary pretentiously, and immediately hugged Mr. Sha by the waist.

"what--"

He is a prince who bravely kills the enemy, not a princess who lost her crystal slipper, he does not need to be hugged by a princess!

Xiaosha was always struggling to jump down, but unexpectedly felt that Secretary Xiang was slowly letting go of his hands holding him, and seeing that he was about to insert his buttocks into Mother Earth's arms to take root and sprout again, Xiaosha The boss immediately crossed his hands and locked the secretary's neck, tightly clutching his shirt.

Smart people don't fall twice in the same place!Let me see how you can knock me to the ground this time!

Before Mr. Xiao had time to be proud for a few seconds, the familiar voice of a third party rang in his ears again:

"You guys are already in this relationship?!"

This age-rich voice with the emotional tension of an actor, who else could it be if it wasn't his father who came and went without a trace!

"Old Mr. Sha." He nodded to the secretary and said hello, still maintaining a hugging posture.

Mr. Sha nervously jumped down from the secretary's body, his face paled in shock: "How did you get here?"

"I came here by car, or would I still take the No. 11 bus [1]?" Mr. Sha poked his chin outside the door, "My car is parked outside, and your mother and I obviously made eyes when we made you. .”

"..." Duo bamboo shoots!If you want to blame, you can only blame yourself for being patronizing and angry just now and not paying attention.

Mr. Sha was not angry and arrogant: "I, as the chairman of Shadi Group, order you to live together immediately!"

Xiao Sha said speechlessly: "You have already retired. The order is invalid."

Lao Sha always sees the tricks: "This is an order [2]!"

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God, his father has recently been tired of watching Thai dramas rich and powerful, Korean dramas, sadomasochism, and Japanese dramas, Chicken Soup of Life, has he switched to TVB police and gangster spy wars?The wide range of coverage and the rapidity of the coverage are really jaw-dropping.

Xiao Sha always doesn't want to cooperate with her father in acting: "Just say it, I won't listen anyway."

Mr. Sha took a deep breath, and read a hot line in plastic vernacular: "Subordinates are not allowed to poke the boss's mouth!"

Fuck!Worthy of being a classic!It has unknowingly penetrated into the lives of three generations of old, middle-aged and young people, and has become popular among all age groups!

The sand sculpture blood in Xiaosha's body was almost ignited by his father, so he quickly covered his mouth to prevent the accident from coming out, while stabbing the secretary's waist with his elbow desperately, and making eye contact with him.

Mr. Xiaosha: Why are you standing there, you are about to have something happen, why don't you call the police?

Smiled softly to the secretary, revealing a mouthful of big white teeth that were clearly white and neat but looked eerie in Mr. Sha's eyes: You said on the plane that as long as it doesn't violate the law, you can promise me anything.

Mr. Sha's brain told him to search for a few seconds, and he really remembered the reward he promised to the secretary in a moment of brain fever, but he didn't forget a premise——

without violating the law.

Xiao Sha can't wait to kick his secretary awake: We are cohabiting illegally!Illegal!

Narrowing his eyes to the secretary: Oh?Yeah?Sorry, I'm legally illiterate.

Well, the outstanding graduates of the highest universities in the country are blatantly playing rogues and pretending to be legally illiterate, and the school leaders are so angry that they revoke your graduation certificate, believe it or not!

Mr. Sha, Secretary Xiang, and Mr. Sha stood in a stable equilateral triangle in the spacious hall of the villa. Both of them were staring at him, with involuntary smiles on their faces.

One is drooling, one is spitting bad water, one is the mastermind and the other is the accomplice. In the end, he is the only real victim.

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Looking at the curve of the lips that was hidden from the secretary, each trivial fragment assembled a complete jigsaw puzzle in the mind of the famous detective Shanan——

New machine words dig one Mohe more [3]!

The inexplicable stumbling blocks at the door, the unreasonable physical contact, the attitude of the bystander who made trouble...

Secretary Xiang is the instigator of this terrifying conspiracy!

The author says:

【1】Bus No. 11: Refers to walking.Walk on two legs when walking, so it is vividly called 11 road;

[2] thisisanorder: the classic lines of the boss ordering the subordinates that often appear in TVB Hong Kong drama gangster movies;

【3】Xinji Ci digs this and Mohe has many: "There is only one truth" Japanese Chinese-English translation, source network

Sha Silly Baitian Di Ao, who was tricked and abducted by others and had his IQ offline: Why did you start living together in a dungeon?

Black-bellied Secretary: Step by step, successfully penetrated into the enemy's interior.Can't I catch your little tail now?

I wish you all a happy belated Lantern Festival!I may ask for leave for two days on weekends due to physical reasons, see wb for the leave note