Make sand sculptures, President!

Tired of singing, I don't know who started it first, everyone gathered together to play a game.

Mr. Sha feels like the elevated highway outside during the rush hour, which is blocked and bent, and has not yet come out. At this moment, he is awkward and tries to keep the distance from Xiang's secretary, as if the other party is some kind of huge source of virus infection.

The kind that kills you when you touch it.

Although in the eyes of others, Xiaosha always maintains a very good expression management, but the secretary can see that he has a ruthless "Don't beat me" written on his face.

The countertop is only this big. If everyone can hide in a circle, it is inevitable that they will have to rub their legs and hold hands with others, just like the [-]A scenic spot during the National Day Golden Week.After Xiao Sha realized that there was almost no place to escape, he could only accept this fact with tears, and let the secretary's body temperature spread to his skin.

Calves, knees, backs of hands, shoulders...

When the scorching temperature swept Xiaosha from bottom to top, the gradually rising temperature made him feel itchy, like being bitten by a mosquito in the tropical rainforest.

Mr. Sha finally couldn't bear it anymore, turned himself into a gold medal duck king with a clearly marked price, took out his mobile phone and sent a few words to the top chat box.

[Xiaosha Boss]: I will give you money if you touch it again, ten thousand once, no bargaining.

[Mr. Xiao Sha]: Unscrupulous sellers, no compensation and no refund after payment is delivered.

【Mr. Xiao Sha】: I said, little brother, you should not have any extravagant thoughts.jpg

After reading it to the secretary, he suddenly remembered the desolation of those years when he was eating cornbread on the construction site under the northwest wind, so he took the initiative to distance himself, and clung to Xiao Liu who was next door.

... This is too real in the world, isn't it, the handsome, unrestrained, suave, suave and dignified self in Yushu Linfeng is actually not as good as Xiao Liu, who has no warmth, stinky money and simple IQ?

Mr. Xiaosha was genuinely depressed.

Oh, and what's the matter with Xiao Liu?His face was as red as the plateau in a children's show, his two little hands were stirring like freshly thawed spring water, and his eyes were wet like delicate flowers with dew on the branches in the morning.

Was Shadio's secretary someone who could hook up with anyone casually?Please allow him to vomit first!

"Have you smelled it?" Mr. Sha said suspiciously.

Unclear to the secretary: "What do you mean?"

"Someone's smell." Mr. Sha's back molars rattled, as if he was chewing the fried chicken feet and the delicious chicken bones at the same time.

... Secretary Xiang was not sure whether the boss had a bad taste or fell ill again.

"Let's have a big adventure!" suggested a young girl, "so much good wine is wasted if you don't drink it."

Everyone is familiar with the so-called big adventure game: there are two slave cards and one trump card in a set of cards. The two slave cards drawn need to cooperate to complete the big adventure proposal of the trump card holder, and the remaining safe people have to drink .

Anyway, the rule that no one takes advantage of it can be regarded as "fair" to a certain extent, so it has been unanimously approved by everyone, and they are urging to start quickly.

Mr. Xiao Sha has rejection written all over his body. Once he plays the game, he becomes a master of international friendly and peaceful exchanges. A perfect face and family background will definitely reduce the value in some innocuous places.

However, facing the expectant eyes of the uninformed staff of the president's office and the expressions of the insiders waiting for the secretary to watch the show, Xiao Sha was always on the verge of riding a tiger, and finally had no choice but to join in this game that was doomed to fail at the beginning with a normal face.

All he can do now is to temporarily close his eyes and sincerely pray that the punishment later will not be undressing, otherwise he will violate the Public Security Management Punishment Law for running naked in a few rounds. Hey!

After a round of fancy shuffling, eight cards were laid face down on the marble table, and everyone made "please" gestures one after another, letting the president choose first.

Mr. Sha's sharp gaze swept from left to right, and then from right to left, wishing that he could mutate his extraordinary perspective ability in situ, so as to smoothly avoid the slave card like a time bomb.On the surface, he was calm, but in reality he was flustered, and his eyes were so focused that it seemed that the next second he was going to realize an idealist theory that surpassed human history through observation.Finally, Jin Gui's paw was stretched out to touch one of the cards under the increasingly impatient eyes of the crowd.

The rest of the cards were snatched up immediately, Mr. Sha, with a trembling heart, opened his own cards tremblingly with a degree that cannot be discerned by ordinary people's naked eyes.

First it was a corner, then 1/4, and then half. A good card was uncovered to show the enduring hardships of the Eight-Year War of Resistance and the [-]-mile Long March. When the entire card was revealed, everyone booed. Xiaosha is always stupid.

No surprise, as expected, all his hands were slave cards.

"Wow! Xiaosha is always there!"

"Wow! Mr. Sha has it again!"

There's a fart, I can't get along with being pregnant or having a problem, okay, can you talk properly?How did you get into the president's office with this oral expression ability? There are serious loopholes in the HR recruitment process, it is time to rectify it!

Mr. Sha's exquisite mask was cracked, revealing an out-of-control expression like a landslide inside.What kind of adventure game is this? I suggest changing the name to "The Adventures of Shadiao" directly!

On weekdays, as a capitalist of the exploiting class, he has done a lot of evil, so he will be punished as a permanent slave in the game?Xiaosha always feels that the god who is in charge of luck is really the most outstanding Duan Shui master in the world.

The one who got the slave card at the beginning will be matched with other employees of the president's office, and no one dares to make any unreasonable demands. After all, the difference between men and women is the relationship between superiors and subordinates. It's a small fight like drinking and drinking.

Xiao Sha, as a team leader, of course can set an example and demonstrate what it means to be willing to bet and admit defeat.He took the wine glass handed to the secretary very coolly, said "I'm sorry", and then walked around the female colleague's wrist and drank it down.

"Oh~"

The cold wine lingered in the aroma between his lips and teeth, because the woman hadn't finished drinking the wine, he couldn't withdraw his hand first to add to the embarrassment, so he waited patiently and maintained an ambiguous posture.

Xiaosha is always male and oriented towards big white goose, and others can't arouse the wolf in his heart.However, everyone didn't know it, and they just kept booing, but there were some unharmonious factors mixed in.

Xiao Sha always felt a faint tingling in his temples, as if someone was desperately pricking himself with a needle whose cold eyes were condensed into Mammy Rong's.He felt a strong sense of territory and strong possessiveness from it, like a glass of B52 bomber with blue flames, the first sip when the straw was inserted was heart-warmingly cool, and the last drink was restrained hot.

Xiaosha always chased after him with the complex feeling of duality of ice and fire, but unexpectedly, the other party averted his gaze when he heard the wind.The coldness in the air dissipated in an instant, and I couldn't find it anymore.

Shock!The martial arts master is alive!Such ease of retraction is truly a talent.

Inexplicably, Xiao Sha withdrew his hand that held the glass of wine, because it smelled of perfume that didn't belong to him, so he subconsciously rubbed it against his trousers, and unintentionally touched the secretary Xiang's hand that was twisted into a ball.

The back of Secretary Xiang's hand was white and smooth, covered with a few blue veins that seemed to be full of vitality and wildness. At this moment, it was slightly swollen because of the tight grip on the suit pants, and it became more tense.

In just a few minutes of game time, what kind of tragic life changes did his secretary go through?This look of bitterness and hatred, his aura is so gloomy that he seems to be about to hang the No. [-] typhoon signal. Those who don't know it think that they have been deducted from their salary for a whole year.

Xiao Sha, who obviously didn't think much about it, put down his body and took the initiative to care about the employees: "What's wrong?"

Xiang secretary let go of his crumpled trousers, with a flat face: "It's nothing, I'm fine." The good thing is that I'll give you a glass of wine, Momo Cha Lemon and maintain a good professional image to avoid OOC in public.

I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than Xiang Secretary's mouth.Changed to the secretary, he began to show an expression on his face that was easy to catch, and which he had always regarded as a flaw.

"I have something to say, it's not good to hold back..."

Before Mr. Sha could speak again, Secretary Xiang took the lead in pressing down the shuffled cards on the table. "Let me shuffle the cards." He said with a low voice, like a Medusa dormant on the rocks in the sea waiting for the passing ships to fall into the seductive net.

The girl who was in charge of shuffling the cards readily agreed and transferred the work to Secretary Xiang.

So starting from the third one, the slave card automatically navigated to the hands of Xiao Sha Zong and Secretary Xiang as if it was installed with GPS.

"Are you out of luck?" Amidst the booing of others, Xiao Sha suppressed his voice and complained, "A good gaming table environment needs to be maintained by everyone, and your illegal operation is very harmful to game morality."

Swaying the corner of the secretary's mouth, neither admitting nor denying: "You can regard it as an irresistible fate and the will of heaven."

fate?Have you ever seen such a deliberate wooing of fate?It's completely sirloin steak with pickles, handmade leather shoes and sacks - even if they are put together, they can't be eaten or caught in the eyes!

Xiang Tiange, don't use your tongue, our bed...cough, we will see the outcome at the gambling table!Wait until the king talks about the big adventure, let me see how long the joy on your face lasts!

"It's Mr. Sha and Secretary Xiang."

"That won't embarrass you, just give Secretary Xiang a chance to make a mistake and touch the leader's Adam's apple."

"They're all men, isn't that too much?"

After hearing this unreasonable request, Mr. Sha almost became furious, and issued a firing warning online.This group of people is drunk, I can't be as knowledgeable as a drunk, but I'm still very angry!

A man's Adam's apple is like Ultraman's transforming device or Xiao Moxian's fairy stick, can it be touched casually?

If you feel heavy, there will be one less person in the world, but if you feel light, there will be no more people in the world—unless the secretary Xiang is a woman or an Omega.

"Okay." President Xiao Sha didn't have a chance to change his expression to his face at all, and responded to the big adventure with the secretary first.

What kind of unequal treaty is this?It's a punishment for him, but isn't it a great benefit for the secretary!

Xiao Sha always tasted a trace of wildness belonging to young wolf dogs in the dark but forward-looking eyes of the secretary, and he began to feel a little flustered.

Touching his Adam's apple by others is the ultimate ambiguity, but touching his Adam's apple to the secretary seems to be destroyed if you can't get it.This behavior is no longer a simple crime, but can turn into regicide in minutes!

"bring it on!"

Xiao Sha always knew that he couldn't avoid this doomed doom, and only wanted to make a quick decision.He closed his eyes and raised his chin to reveal his slender and fair neck, like a revolutionary martyr who died calmly.

"Pfft." Secretary Xiang's laughter was very weak, but when it exploded in Mr. Sha's ears, he heard it very clearly, as if he had witnessed a firework flying into the sky gradually change into a specific shape.

"Don't be nervous, it will be soon." Xiang Secretary was very considerate.

Those words that fell into Mr. Sha's ears were the same as "It's okay, I'll let you die unconscious".

Nonsense, of course beheading will be fast!Click, raise the knife and drop it, can you be unhappy?

When people close their eyes, other senses will be infinitely magnified.Xiaosha can always feel the hot wind brought by the rubbing of the air when the secretary's hand reaches out to him, and the breathing rhythm of the secretary who is gradually becoming a little disordered but trying to calm down.

It turned out that I was not the only one who was apprehensive and hesitant.Nervousness is like a very ferocious infectious disease, which can easily defeat the psychological defenses of both people.In the dark private room with bright red and purple spots, the two men sitting in the middle face each other, silent but hiding too many things on their minds, waiting for the heaven to guide an opportunity to break the deadlock.

Secretary Xiang's finger was like a group of catkins fluttering around in spring, sweeping over Xiao Sha's artery lying in ambush on the side of the neck, bringing the pulse rate to the edge of the watch in an instant, and then lingering around his Adam's apple for a few rounds, extremely Patiently drew a pattern, and finally landed at the destination.

The description in the novel that "when he touched his skin, an electric current swept through his whole body" was actually true!

Mr. Xiaosha crazily meditated on the socialist core values, trying to let the party's glory guide all the distracting thoughts and evil thoughts in his heart to the right path of building a socialist economy, but the effect was very poor, and all his efforts were in vain.

Get back to normal, get back to normal, get back to normal... Damn he's not normal anymore! !

His secretary has just drawn a heart that cannot be ignored near his Adam's apple - the heart of LOVE, the heart of me!

Amidst the screams of the people around him, Xiao Sha always blushed, and shamelessly whispered to the secretary beside him: "This is an accompanying gift."

Xiaosha's heart is always in turmoil like a newly formed folk band, and he can only dissolve his complicated emotions in a glass of wine in front of him.

Sweet, bitter, sour, all can't describe his mood facing Secretary Xiang at the moment.

This is a gift for the bystanders, but it is an additional punishment for him.

The author says:

To the secretary: I am in a hurry

Mr. Sha: I'm done

A secretary who didn't know whether to make a move and a president who was teased into a dizzy start a sudden emotional line