Make sand sculptures, President!

The weather in December was already cold enough to turn people into quick-frozen food, and Xiao Sha, who was anxious, only had time to put on a pair of trousers and a bathrobe.

He ran for a few minutes on the deserted path with the cold wind, and the scene reminded him of the earthy collection that appeared in the big white goose video.

He couldn't get the quick-acting chicken blood of the Big White Goose brand directly by watching the video, so he could only be self-sufficient according to the gourd painting on the spot, as the Big White Goose gave him the courage to face the darkness!

The cold air filled in the nasal cavity quickly circulated in Mr. Sha's body, and finally transformed into the same sour words of Brother Quotations [1]:

"30-Year-Old Domineering President Hurry up and click in, don't cry after reading it! "

Many social animals came to private message me and said, why is the current 30-year-old domineering president so neurotic?

They even feel that such a domineering president is not a good president.

Social animals, let me tell you: what exactly did the 30-year-old domineering president go through?

They have experienced the enemy's design [heartbreak], colleagues' sneak shots [heartbreak], workplace harassment [heartbreak], earlier threats [heartbreak], comparisons between bosses [heartbreak], and even secretaries missing [heartbreak].

What qualifications do you have to say about them?

All 30-year-old bosses, come on!

Xiaosha's eyes are moist after recording a sand sculpture video that is extremely suitable for his mood and empathetic.

His secretary, his poor secretary, was born without seeing anyone, and died... Bah, the secretary has his own destiny, if he really died young, he could only die at his post, how could he die in this wilderness Woolen cloth?

For a long time, Secretary Xiang is like an exclusive Ultraman who only protects himself. He can transform in time when he needs it every time. You can beat them all.

But now, the energy indicator light on his exclusive Ultraman body is gradually going out.

Xiaosha always recalled that year, when Tiga, who faced Gatanjaer, recovered from the bottom of the sea, he was not yet born, but today, he will finally become a light【2】to save his own hero.

Mr. Sha held the secretary's cell phone tightly in his hand, but there were no more calls or text messages to give any more reminders.Mr. Sha didn't even know where Secretary Xiang was and what the situation was, let alone whether he was waiting for him to rescue him.

They haven't finished building the business empire belonging to the Shadi Group together, they haven't spent this year together, and there are still many things to do.President Xiao Sha never expected that the threat to the secretary to withdraw from his life would be so strong.

People always understand some truths that are deliberately obscured on weekdays when they have lost or are facing loss, such as the fact that they need to ask the secretary very much.

He needs the secretary to live and work with him, and the secretary...except for paying him a salary, there seems to be no special place for him.

When he realizes that his secretary Xiang's life may be as ordinary as other acquaintances who nod to him, Xiao Sha is always a little sad. If he can't become a strong ink in Secretary Xiang's life, he will feel unwilling.

Xiao Sha never knew why he had so many untimely and pretentious mental activities. Maybe it was only in this way that he didn't have the time to think about some frightening possibilities.

There is no need to use his bright and bright brain, Xiaosha can always think of it with the dead skin on his lips, and this thing is probably done by that bastard Ai Zuosi.

If Ai Zuosi hadn't done it, he, Sha Diao, would have cleared his Z station account and cut off his friendship with the big white goose ever since!

In his haste, Mr. Sha still didn't forget to check Xiang's secretary's mobile phone roughly. Fortunately, the mobile phone was intact and the password was not broken by force.That's right, how could Ai Zuosi, a rough head capable of pretending to let bloodletting and flirting with girls, know the high-end operation of stealing business secrets in mobile phones?

Thinking of this, Mr. Xiao suddenly felt relieved, and at the same time he was grateful, he was suddenly stunned: the vast country he laid down was safe for the time being, but Secretary Xiang, who was drawing the blueprint of the country together, was in danger!

If you don't ask for money, don't you just ask for help?Regardless of whether Ai Zuosi is interested in Secretary Xiang's face or ability, he will do his best to guard Xiang Secretary's ownership!

The back mountain of the resort is a construction wasteland that has not been fully developed, and it is not open to the public. Even birds may not be willing to fly here.What's more, it coincides with the New Year's Day holiday, and the workers are also resting. There is a natural hotbed of crime.

The thief tried his best to ask him to go there, the moon was dark and the wind was high, maybe he was going to do some murderous and illegal activities.

Xiaosha always thought that if Ai Zuosi lost his conscience and humanity, he might be the first to be the secretary and become the headline of tomorrow's newspaper. The headline was prepared, and it was called "After the secretary disappeared, the president lay dead in a bathrobe in the wilderness" ".

Mr. Sha, who single-handedly went to the back mountain with two legs, realized in hindsight that he ran over with his bare hands, without calling the security guards or carrying a weapon.

In the past, even if someone stripped naked in front of him, Xiao Sha, who could read the report without changing his face, was dominated by helpless emotions for the first time, and directly staged a large-scale suspenseful crime movie "The President's Self-Catering".

There were no street lights near the construction site, but Mr. Sha still walked firmly into the thicker darkness.Borrowing the moonlight in the sky, he looked around, only to see a fuzzy black shadow near the fence.

He immediately raised Xiang's secretary's mobile phone, turned on the flashlight, and shot at that person precisely like the dean who caught the young couple in middle school.

"Don't hide, get out." Mr. Sha said coldly.

"Yo, it's really here." Ai Zuosi, whose eyes were dazzled by Mingguang, adjusted for a few seconds before slowly opening his mouth, "Isn't it just a follower, if it's gone, it's gone, you still come here in person, what's the relationship? You're so caring? "

Xiao Sha didn't want to waste a second, and went straight to the point: "Stop talking nonsense, where is my secretary?"

"What do you think?" Ai Zuosi scratched his lips, sticking out his tongue very lewdly.

If you haven't been soaked in swill for ten days and a half months, you will never be able to make such a greasy and disgusting expression. Mr. Sha almost didn't mention it in one breath, and he wanted to give him a big mouth full of spiced and spicy.

The Overlord's cells in Sha Diao's body were completely stimulated. In the darkness, Xiao Sha's mouth drew a cold arc in the darkness, and the violent aura emanating from his body made Ai Zuosi couldn't help wrapping his mink coat:

Anyone who dares to touch me should first ask me, Sha Di Aotong, if I agree.

If you destroy my secretary's wings, I will destroy your entire heaven【3】;

If you hurt the horns of my secretary, I will take over your whole hell【3】;

If you touch my secretary's body... I will arrange physical sterilization quickly and on the spot, and manually cut off the lifeblood of your rapist and use it to soak in medicinal wine! ! !

Xiao Sha, who lost his mind, immediately took off his bathrobe as a sack without saying a word, and directly wrapped Ai Zuosi's head and gave him a crazy meal from the society: "I fuck you bastard, let you fuck my secretary, let you fuck me secretary!"

"Are you fucking me?!" Ai Zuosi was blindfolded and couldn't see clearly, waving his hands in the air, fluttering like a chicken that doesn't want to be dragged into the chicken coop: "I want the girl I fucked to come out from here." CBD, what can your secretary do?"

Then you lick your ass mouth!Mr. Xiaosha stopped for a moment, and hammered harder: "Why do you look down on my secretary, why do you look down on my secretary!"

The usually gentle and gentle person went crazy like a middle-aged and elderly aunt fighting over discounted goods in the supermarket!

After a heavy beating, Ai Zuosi struggled vigorously to release the shackles of the bathrobe, and pushed Mr. Sha hard: "Fuck! You are sick!"

Mr. Sha staggered a few times, and after standing still, he did not forget to retort: ​​"Fuck you are quite sick."

"I'll see how long you can be proud!" Ai Zuosi tidied up his colorful chicken feathers that had been plucked into a bird's nest, with a villainous face, "Your secretary was knocked out by me and locked up. I was still thinking about how to cook. You are a good boss, and you have pointed out the fate to your subordinates."

"I see that your secretary's plate is smooth, and her face is white and tender. I don't know how it tastes." Aizuosi paused, his smile became more and more dirty, "I'll ask those brothers who have fasted for a long time to come over and have a meal , Hunt for the taste of the elite."

Mr. Xiao Sha rushed forward and grabbed his collar, the veins on his neck were bulging: "If you dare to touch him, I will close your house tomorrow!"

"I can't get used to your stinking virtue that you think you can do anything!"

Ai Zuosi waved away the hand that was holding him, and in the blink of an eye, he and Mr. Sha were wrestling together. The two hit a tree for a while, rolled into the mud for a while, wishing they could fight in front of the court for the judge to judge.

Xiaosha is always a civilized person, and he only learned the enemy boxing seriously for a few days during his military training at the university, and his technical content is only at the level of the camp report performance.Ai Zuosi was different, he learned all kinds of dirty tricks from some hooligans on weekdays, pulling his hair and poking his eyes, Xiao Sha quickly got the upper hand.

"Just stay here and cry!"

Although Ai Zuosi was upset, he didn't dare to make a big fuss, he just planned to leave him here to hang out for a night, and just let his anger out.

So he kicked Sha Diao hard in the stomach, the pain caused the latter to curl up into a ball and completely lost the ability to fight back. He got up and quickly ran out of the fence, took out the key stolen from the worker on duty and locked it inside. exit door.

Xiaosha always failed to save others, but folded himself in.

He hated himself for being impulsive, and was angry that his force value was too low. Despair and unwillingness filled his eyes.In the mud, Xiao Sha clenched his fist tightly and smashed the face reflected on the water to pieces.

Xiang Tiange, you must not have any accidents.

The author says:

[1] An anchor who specializes in recording quotations on the Kuaishou platform, here imitates his classic quotation structure, and the effect of eating with his videos is better.

[2] In the last episode of "Ultraman Tiga", Tiga's first battle against the evil god Gatanjar failed, turned into a stone statue and sank to the bottom of the sea, and finally relied on the children's light to recover. There is a stalk called "That year I became a light ".

[3] This is a very old stalk, the source is unknown, welcome to provide the source!

Mr. Sha: Why am I such a waste?

Author: Don't ask, asking is deliberately arranging for you to be saved by a hero.

It’s really a very mentally handicapped plot, just watch it for fun, thank you everyone~ Don’t you really praise me for being so hardworking this week (○｀3′○)